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 The legal partner on my marriage certificate was so picky that it was disgusting.
 As a programmer of a pharmaceutical company, this dog like Yu Haiqiao has never looked like a programmer. The standard plaid shirt and computer bag for programmers do not exist. He must wear it from Monday to Thursday during working days. The shirt never has a heavy look, and the sorrow is not swaying. When the company is liberated on Friday, he can wear it as he wants. Then he will wear as much as he wants.
 One day at noon, I was eating in the company cafeteria. The person haha ​​sent a string of emoticons and told me: "The new front desk of our company asked me if I just graduated today and came as an intern graduate."
 "Are you proud?" I am very shameless about it.
 "This proves that with your aunt's dressing style and taste, everyone in the crowd when I walk with you will think you are my sister, and maybe even my mother in a few years."
 I don't know that he was proud of a woolen thread. He was mistaken for a college student who had just graduated and came to an intern in his 30s. Isn't this a very shameful thing? It shows that he is immature and not dry.
 I hung up this dog’s phone with disdain, and then received a series of news bombing from him. He sent me a series of Taobao connections on WeChat. I didn’t click on any one of them, and I emptied this with patience. All the chat records of this dog, including me and him during the three hundred rounds of fish fighting during work, the emoticon package battle, after the completion of the clearing of his voice came over late: "Shi Ran, you are too big a mother , Improve your own taste."
 I replied with the **** expression and the sentence "Yu Gou Goun".
 Of course, this does not prove that he is a picky person, at most it counts as a slapstick.
 His pickiness is reflected in the fact that he came back from working overtime at night and opened the door to change shoes. He didn't lift his head and beeped: "Has the radish ribs soup boiled? The weather has been too dry recently. Eating radish this day is equivalent to eating ginseng."
 "Boiled, poisoned." I told him.
 "What kind of poison? Dichlorvos doesn't work, it tastes not so good, rat poison is not so good, right? It will cause abdominal cramps and die badly. Sleeping pills are good, but if the dose is not enough, you have to go to the hospital if you don't die. Stomach lavage." He put down his bag, took off his jacket and hung it up, while running his sleeves, he analyzed it seriously with me.
 I very sincerely suggested to him: "Just jump off the building and die."
 Yu Haiqiao replied, "Okay~" Ying finished rolling his sleeves and went into the kitchen. After entering the kitchen, he started shouting, "Shi Ran, how much water did you use for cooking? What is the ratio of the ribs in the soup to the radish? Is it edible?!"
 Yu Haiqiao is a dog, and I will kill him one day.
 He was very dogmatic in the kitchen for a long time, so I had to turn the volume of the TV to infinity. After a while, the dog’s babbling sound began to decrease, and then the kitchen heard him cut. The movement of the dishes, followed by the sound of oil, I let go of the hand that was blocking my single ear, and Yu Haiqiao screamed and rushed out of the kitchen: "You can turn down the TV sound for me, you My ears are deaf. I'm not deaf yet!"
 Because Yu Haiqiao is a picky dog, he doesn’t eat my stir-fried dishes. He usually cooks when he comes back from work. We are actually about the same distance from the south to the north, but he drives to work. I squeeze the subway to work, so after get off work, I usually get home ten minutes later than him, and at that time, he is usually busy in the kitchen and there is nothing wrong with me. But today is the exception. He worked overtime until 8 o'clock and returned home at 8:30, but he was a dog and he was picky. He would rather die than surrender than eat what I made.
 In the first time we were certified, he had been cooking for two days. The real situation was actually terribly unpalatable. However, he is very good at shielding words he doesn’t want to hear. Two or three dishes let me tell with my naked eyes. Unclear what the dish directly caused him to lift his tail up into the sky, and he also threatened to say that he was an inexperienced genius chef. It is a delicious meal to play at will, because this dog is too narcissistic and does not want to let him. My mortal fingers contaminated his noble kitchen, no matter how I dislike all the food he makes, he looks like I am a mortal and I am jealous of his talent, even if I order takeaway in front of him, he can distort it. Cheng is my garbage taste is not worthy of eating the delicacies he made.
 All in all, this is the way he is, he is sometimes narcissistic to the point of heinous, and I think even if a pig cooks for a few years, what he cooks will become edible, of course pigs can’t do it. Food, it can only be served on the food table, this is just a metaphor.
 Besides, although I don't want to admit, Yu Haiqiao is too smart, at least smarter than pigs.
 So I haven't gotten into the kitchen much in three years of certification.
 The reason why I said I haven't played it much, not I've never played it. Of course, after I entered the kitchen, I suddenly realized that Yu Haiqiao, a dog, is not worthy of eating, he is only worthy of eating shit!
 When I first verified that he worked overtime until more than 8 o’clock in the evening, I thought I would be living at home starving to death, cooking some rice, ordering two takeaways and putting them on a plate, waiting until he hurried home from get off work. It happened to be frying a leafy vegetable in the pot, and when he brought it out, his face was not very good.
 During the meal, they tasted two and put down their chopsticks, looked critically at them and said: "What do you make?"
 I watched him pretendingly and told him: "Takeaway."
 Yu Haiqiao's face was a little better, he lifted his chopsticks very noble to pick up the dishes, and said in his mouth: "I know, no wonder it tastes good."
 Of course, I will not ridicule the face: "Do you think that I have made such a good table of dishes, that I feel that my self-esteem has been seriously affected, and that all the dishes I have made before are shit?"
 Yu Haiqiao looked at me with a very disgusting expression. He looked at me in such an innocent and gentle state. Then the chopsticks ordered the plate of greens that I personally fried on the table. He lifted the chopsticks and stuffed it. Into his mouth, he took out a piece of paper very elegantly and vomited the greens on the paper very elegantly, and then told me very elegantly: "How is it possible?" He looked at me with a whistling, slowly pointing to the plate. The greens I fried, "This is shit."
 Then I was banned from going to the kitchen, and oh, takeaway was also banned. He said that he didn't allow those bad things, including me, to enter his kitchen.
 Therefore, Yu Haiqiao is a dog, picky, and only worthy of shit.
 Well, it seems a bit ambiguous to say this. After all, he is cooking and I am eating now. I can’t classify myself as his kind. After years of cooking in the kitchen, Comrade Yu’s cooking skills are advancing by leaps and bounds. When I was in a good mood when he went down to the kitchen to make a table of good dishes, I would occasionally be grateful and happily give him a thumbs up: "Husband, you're absolutely cooking!"
 Yu Haiqiao was barely a husband only at this time. In other cases, he was a dog, especially when he said the next sentence.
 He would look at me with his dead fish eyes, and then ask me, "Are you sick?"
 In order to make him sick enough, I will rush him to compare the three styles of hearts, which are two fingers, two hands, and two arms, and it is accompanied by a very idol drama-like exaggerated sound effect-"Love you." ,husband."
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 “My husband’s duplicity is nauseating so I decided to put rat’s poison in his dinner tonight.”
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 Rumor has it that the empire’s first general, Shen Chengfeng, has a quirk that does not allow anyone to touch his body!
 But on a certain day, not only did he touch people, but also slept with a certain person!
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 For countless generations, it is rumored that the empire’s well-known Xiao family only had sons who became generals. But the fact is, they actually have a daughter named Xiao Jing!
 However, she must dress as a man to become a young soldier.
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 Anybody who will have a contact with Shen Chengfeng’s skin will die. This is the secret of the Shen family that cannot be disclosed.
 Xiao Jing, however, was careless and touched the general’s body everywhere!
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 The Shen family is well aware of the fact that Shen Chengfeng’s both hands are like strong sulfuric acid. Once touched, even the bones will not be saved.
 Xiao Jing, however, was not paying attention and touched him all over!
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 The Shen family understood that the body of the imperial general is special and cannot have a wife and children in this life.
 However, one day, the general suddenly announced that he is going to marry a certain soldier!
 In other words…
 Xiao Jing didn’t have a choice but to disguise herself as a man to become a soldier. Unexpected events led her to have physical encounters with the empire’s most distinguished general, Shen Chengfeng. However, unknown to the public, this military master has a mysterious secret – anything that he touches would all turn to ash! Surprisingly, Xiao Jing was an exception!
 How will our hardworking Xiao Jing keep her little secret hidden when Shen Chengfeng is constantly keeping an eye on her? And how will our formidable general react when a certain soldier is not affected by his supernatural ability?
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 Even in the Interstellar universe, a shut-in is a shut-in. Wu Zimo, a bachelor tech nerd, said that there was no pressure. As long as there was a network and a computer, nothing would be a problem!
 As for the male god, this type of mythical creature should be sitting on a pedestal with a noble and cool expression, accepting the worship of believers day and night.
 A certain shut-in: So, Marshal, we should have been running about on the road of bachelorhood all this time. Would you say that’s correct?
 Marshal: ……ah! Ah!
 Beware of mines: Sentinel/ guide, two orientations, protagonist shou, mutual pampering, 1v1
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 Hacker God Mo is the Number 1 Hacker from 21st Century. Reborn in interstellar, he became an ancient man from thousands of years ago. His ambition is to shine the name of GOD Mo in interstellar era.
 As for his Male God. He is a famous Marshal who sits in the top platform of Gods. A noble and cold person.
 To protect his little chrysanthemum. Wu ZiMo decided to pretend to be a ordinary person. Let’s see how long can Wu ZiMo can protect his chrysanthemum… I mean his identity as a ordinary person.
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 A god was suddenly prostrating in front of Kayano Takumi. He was apparently killed by mistake. Moreover, he can’t be reborn again. However, he is able to live in a different world? Then, let’s do that, please. The god made a mistake again and transferred me into a dangerous forest. Seriously, what’s going on? Besides, there are children here. I can’t leave them here, I will take care of them.
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 I’m an imperial uncle; his imperial majesty’s uncle.
 Once, someone with nothing better to do took a comprehensive survey of the current dynasty, and summed up the imperial court’s three great cancers.
 Wang Qin leads in corruption; the treasury is never full.
 Yun Tang favours a few, forming cabals; leading to corruption in our politics.
 Prince Huai plays with power, and serves as the head of a hundred poisons — thus causing instability to the throne.
 When they talk about the most venomous of vipers, the wicked one who plays with power, the biggest cancer of them all, they’re talking about me: this insignificant prince, Prince Huai, Chengjun.
 I can only say that I feel rather hapless in the face of these theories.
 In truth, I have been ever dutiful, ever devoted, devoid of intention to monopolise power, and possess even less of a heart to covet the throne. In the entire imperial court, I dare say there is no loyal subject more loyal than I.
 But, most tragically, in all the realm, the matter of my being a loyal subject is something that not many would believe.
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 Jiang Liu lost his father at the age of three. When he turned five, his mother decided to run away with another man. At the age of fourteen, he sent off the only relative he had, his grandfather, before carrying a small amount of property and stepping into the big dyeing tank called society. 
 He was stingy, selfish and absolutely disgraceful. Except for breaking the law, he accumulated all the bad habits available to the mankind. Yet, such a man, after an unexpected death, was bounded by a silicon-based creature called the righteous father’s system. Since then he started his magnificent career in the world system.
 World 1: On the ultimate evolution of unquestioning filial piety;
 World 2: The man who loves to boast;
 World 3: The search for the second spring for ones own mother
 World 4: Good father
 World 5: The self-cultivation of a national husband
 World 6: Acrobat
 World 7: Divine stick
 World 8: My home has a baby egg
 World 9: The correct way of wearing the green hat
 World 10: Tremble, you scum man
 World 11: An angel who doesn’t like to talk
 World 12: The rebellion plan of a martyr
 After several worlds went by…..
 Righteous father’s system 001: [Shivering], I wonder if I still have time to change my host.
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 What if I can understand animal language?
 Form a mouse family army?
 Build an air raven army?
 Or riding a shark to explore the sea?
 Hot new books, bursting laughter. After understanding animal language, Chen Yang embarked on a journey of invincibility
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 In the parallel world Yang An transmigrated to, Yang An was surprised to find none of the variety shows he was familiar with: “Extreme Challenge”, “Where is Dad”, “Happy Comedy”, “I am a Singer”, “We all love to laugh”, “Running Brothers”… None of them!
 Yang An smiled: “I want to be the king of variety entertainment! I want to be a big star!”…
 Committed to funny and positive energy transmission, the national male god will take responsibility to promote traditional culture and be a bloody man!
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 Little fox demon WanWan died during transcending and ended up transmigrating into a CEO novel. She became Xu WanZhi, the boss villain’s contract lover.
 In the book, the boss villain, Mu ZhenYu, was bankrupted by the male lead before the end of the contract.
 Seeing that her $50 million dollars had disappeared into thin air, Xu WanZhi juggled the award-winning film emperor and Mu ZhenYu’s brother, giving Mu ZhenYu the reputation of having a girlfriend who was cheating on him left and right.
 Nobody had expected the boss villain to turn the table, revive his company, and become an unreachable billionaire. And the first thing he did after turning the situation around? “Taking care” of Xu WanZhi.
 WanWan transmigrated to the perfect moment to turn things around; when Xu WanZhi was on Mu ZhenYu’s brother’s bed, and Mu ZhenYu, enraged and bankrupt, was on his way to catch her in his brother’s bed.
 Wow. That was exciting!
 In order to save herself, WanWan swore that she’d take good care of the boss man.
 Conquering the “heroes” behind their keyboards; walking over the male and female leads, face slapping, you name it!
 When the contract was up, she wanted to skidaddle out of there. She told him, “I can’t renew the contract with you. My fans don’t like me having a boyfriend.”
 He pulled her into his arms. “Okay, so you can’t have a boyfriend, how about a husband?”
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 Lin Tian is an animation video UP, but unfortunately he made many videos and the results were not very good. 
 There was no other way. In order not to go hungry, he decided to follow the trend first and make a few inventory videos to see the effect. 
 "Since I'm going to take stock, of course I'll start by choosing the one I'm most familiar with, "Naruto." 
 ... 
 Lin Tian thought that he was only targeting the general public. 
 Unexpectedly, the second Hokage Senju Tobirama would become his first audience. 
 Next, there are the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shura Uchiha Madara from the ninja world, and the big fat sheep Tsunade in the casino...
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 A Professional Transmigrator meets a newbie Regressor.
 He lived an average, fulfilling life and died of old age. The next moment, he opened his eyes as the Princess of Asmaria.
 While looking forward to his new life, he died again.
 And so began his 151,897,914th life as Samur Eckart.
 Samur is a Professional Transmigrator- or so he says, as he gets transmigrated into a new world every time he dies.
 However, each time, his memories return only moments before his death. If he successfully survives, he gets to live that life, if he dies, well, he just moves on to his next moment of death.
 Once again on the verge of death as Samur, he’s saved at the last moment by a young boy.
 Surprise, surprise, the young boy is a Regressor.
 As a man of honour, Samur intends to repay his debt then leave because the world is too inconvenient to live in.
 Well, that’s what he thought, at least, but the Regressor and his friends are kind of… weird, and he can’t seem to get away at all?
 However, not everything is as it seems. Samur’s whims have made him the part of an eternal lie.
 Shadows dance in glee as they concoct a requiem far grander than anyone can imagine, while the Lights tremble in delight as the apocalypse threatens the Universe.
 The dies have been cast, the play has been written, the characters are on the stage, and the sacrifices have been made.
 And so, it’s finally time to let this game begin.
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 “Confession Rejection System 1.0: Every time you reject a confession, you become stronger!”
 As a weak, helpless and pitiful 3-year-old child, Amamiya Noriko,
 In the crisis-ridden world of Conan, he became a kindergarten friend of Kudo Shinichi.
 It seems that only by refusing to confess can you live more than a thousand episodes.
 Conan: That guy Amamiya is playing with other people’s minds again.
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 Wen Qing was pulled into an infinite flow game, and after struggling through the first instance, he received a strange buff.
 System: 【 All non-human beings will have a good impression of you. PS: ***** 】
 Wen Qing asked cautiously: ”What do the asterisks mean?”
 System: 【 It means ***** 】
 The blocked words are definitely not good at all!
 Wen Qing cried: ”Can I refuse this weird buff?”
 System: 【 The highest-end hunters often appear in the form of prey. 】
 Wen Qing choked. ”Am I the highest-end hunter?”
 System: 【 You are the most delicious prey. 】
 Wen Qing: ???
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