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 Tonight until Yu Haiqiao enters the house, the most important reason I should have killed this dog has not been revealed yet.
 He is a liar dog/force.
 From the time I was studying, it was obvious that I was going out to play but I had to tell my family—"Shi Ran had a poor test result last week. I went to make up for her." Then he appeared at my door carrying a schoolbag as a three-good student. Won my mother’s trust, she cheated me out of the house by giving me a topic as an excuse. After cheating me out of the house, I went to play basketball by myself. What should I do? Let me hold a heavy exercise book. Learn the true meaning of learning progress in the place of learning.
 At that time, a young and ignorant person who was still worried about academic performance, I followed him several times. In the end, I was angry and told his mother the truth of the matter so that this matter got its due result.
 After this dog became an adult, he even lied and opened his mouth, tricking my parents into thinking that my marriage to him was a blessing for my generations. Even last weekend, he woke up at night and ate the only thing left in the refrigerator. A popsicle can also look at me innocently and deny: "I don't have one."
 This dog/force doesn’t have a single truth in his mouth. He is the only one except me in our house. Will my popsicle run with long legs? He even told such low-level lies, and my knowledge of him immediately reached a new level after the dialogue was completed, so that after ten seconds of silence, I gave him a **** and returned to the bedroom. Silently lying on the bed and emptied my shopping cart with his Alipay intimate payment.
 In view of the principle that money can buy happiness, I have been happy for several days. Compared with seeing Yu Haiqiao, I also feel that it is a little more beautiful than before. I don’t call him Yugou on WeChat, even today. In the afternoon, after the company received several couriers, he happily ordered afternoon tea for him and his eight colleagues in the department.
 Originally, as a pleasant surprise, the deliveryman was sent to the front desk of his company, and then he was told that he was not in the company.
 I immediately greeted Yu Haiqiao gently and politely, and he answered me three words—outside.
 I just typed and explained that I had ordered afternoon tea for the people in his entire department. Yu Haiqiao said, "Chen Xie came back from France and invited me to have coffee."
 No one knows why the IT department manager of a pharmaceutical company can skip work until working hours to go out for coffee and meet his ex-girlfriend.
 Yes, Chen Xie was the school girl from Yu Haiqiao’s high school. He and Yu Haiqiao have been in intermittent contact. When I was in a very beautiful period of ambiguity with a music player at the school, I was mocking Yu Haiqiao, a lonely family member. In high spirits, I want to introduce someone to Yu Haiqiao.
 As a result, this person sat in the milk tea shop and took out his cell phone, found out his chat history with Chen Xie, and put his cell phone in front of me in a leisurely manner and told me, "Brother still need you to worry? "
 Yu Haiqiao, the dogman, attacked me and beat me unpreparedly. Then he forced to retract the phone and put on a face that was obviously a smile and said, "You still worry about your music player. Eyes, his eyes are short-sighted and it’s useless to wear glasses to look at you?" He didn’t rush to beckon me, "Is he 1.7 meters tall? You put on high heels and walked with him. Are you looking at him with your head down? And his level of appreciation of music, I don’t know how he got admitted to the music department of their school. Said that he took forty points in the math test of the college entrance examination." He smiled at me and said, "No wonder you are so stupid to go together."
 Yu Haiqiao’s dog/forced mouth will one day be filled with hot oil and sew it with a needle and thread. At that time, I was so angry that I almost lifted the table in the milk tea shop because the table was He was fixed on the ground, so I did the action of raising the table several times without success. I had to make a fist to resist the urge to punch him back to his hometown.
 And the dog Yu Haiqiao never knows what it means to be "almost." I seriously suspect that when he vomited upright, I took a knife and split him from the middle. This person’s four-part mouth was still Can continue to talk.
 He still calmly continued in my angry expression: "Speaking of which, the last time I accidentally saw him in a small hotel near the school, he was walking happily with a 1.5-meter girl in his arms."
 I groaned inwardly, marveling at myself that the eyes of men are not as good as those of dogs.
 Yu Haiqiao reached out and patted my shoulder very heavily after saying this to me: "Sorry."
 This gleeful **** made me so angry that I turned around and left, and secretly vowed in my heart again that I would not meet Yu Haiqiao again until the day when the dog/forced death.
 Afterwards, it was Yu Haiqiao who apologized to me for a week and covered my food for a month. He also helped me go to class when I didn’t want to take elective courses for various reasons. This matter was reluctant. Revealed the past.
 Now this person is dating an ex-girlfriend who has never been disconnected during working hours. I think it’s a big problem.
 So he gave him several instructions very seriously in WeChat: "Comrade Yu Haiqiao, please don't forget that you are now married."
 "If you have to regain your old love, then after you sign the divorce agreement with me, your conscience will be greatly condemned for derailing your marriage."
 As a result, this dog/force didn’t reply to a single message. The last time he contacted me was when he was in the car saying that he was on his way home from get off work. He asked me to boil the carrot and rib soup in the pot first, and gave very detailed instructions. I use the ratio of ribs to radish and water.
 I think I have a good reason to be poisoned in this soup, it's a **** poison.
 Thinking of this, I was emotional, new and old hatreds flooded into my heart, and I couldn't wait to poison him before he was poisoned. After throwing down the TV remote control, I walked to the kitchen door and asked him to confront him: "Yu Dog."
 He was humming a little tune happily, which was very unpleasant. He glanced back at me disgustingly: "vulgar." He exhaled two words from his mouth elegantly and calmly.
 "Did you steal the popsicles in my refrigerator last weekend?" I asked seriously.
 Yu Haiqiao thought about it very seriously for a moment, and answered me innocently: "It's not me."
 Me: "Did you break a bottle of the skin care products I put on the shelf?"
 "...It wasn't me, you accidentally broke it yourself. Besides, didn't I buy you a new bottle?"
 "When I was busy working some time ago and working overtime on weekends, did you steal my facial mask at home every day?"
 "Last time my mother and your mother came home, your mother said that you bought things as if they were sick, and that the things could be out of date. They said it was to help you solve the inventory, so I took some away with my mother."
 "It's true? Why didn't I know that they were here, why didn't you tell me?" I didn't seem to go home to see my mother anymore.
 He looked back at me, disgusted: "Can you walk out of the kitchen, it will affect my cooking skills."
 I seriously fired several hateful eyes at Yu Haiqiao, hoping that through his eyes, he could immediately explain to me the evil consequences of all the previous lies.
 Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, did not understand the inner meaning of my eyes. He told me to get out of the kitchen or if I was really hungry, I could drink some soup to cushion my stomach.
 Damn, I suddenly felt that our marriage had come to an end, and quickly made the following decision, I said: "Divorce."
 "..." Yu Haiqiao, who was cooking dinner happily, hummed, "Li."
 I said: "Just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce this weekend."
 The dog Yu Haiqiao said briskly: "Xinglai." After a while he hesitated and asked me, "Does the Civil Affairs Bureau work on weekends?"
 A breath of malice came to my heart: "Whether I am going to work or not, this marriage is divorced!"
 Yu Haiqiao looked back and looked at her unreasonably making trouble with children for a long while. "Who will stamp you if they don't go to work? I'll go to the seal carving shop near the community and ask someone to engrave a chapter for you. I will buy a divorce certificate online and I will stamp it for you first. What is the meaning of each chapter?"
 I gave him a middle finger. In order not to delay my dinner, I decided to postpone the divorce for a while.
 You must eat first, and Yu Haiqiao can die later.
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 “My husband’s duplicity is nauseating so I decided to put rat’s poison in his dinner tonight.”
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 Once she woke up, Gu Xuejiao became the arrogant and willful stepsister of the book’s male lead. Her specialty resided in breaking the relationship between the male and female lead… she is the nth female character. 
 Gu Xuejiao thought about this character´s ending. A desolate, abhorrent annihilation… and decided it’s better to continue to practice the Wu San workbooks she just finished in her last life. 
 The Cheng family watched in alarm: 
 The girl who was rebellious, and only served to let others worry; asked with a simple expression: 
 “Do you think it’s better for me to apply to Tsinghua University or Beijing University?” 
 Cheng family: …. 
 Note: Wu San workbooks is the Chinese version of Barron’s and Princeton’s for the SAT 
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 Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple.
 However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhongyue had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, “He micromanages everything. Won’t let me drink or smoke, won’t let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!”
 “I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me a hundred yuan a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few hundred more!”
 Qin Zhongyue felt angry and wronged, “And I even have to wait on him!”
 “If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get eight million yuan a month as spending money!” The prince said this to his friend.
 The day after he said this, Qin Zhongyue found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen.
 The Xie Zhongxing at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes whose soles were coming off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper.
 When Xie Zhongxing’s parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Qin Zhongyue only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the ‘useless high school dropout who didn’t like to study and only has money in his eyes’ as claimed by his younger brother.
 Qin Zhongyue couldn’t bear the sight of this. He pulled Xie Zhongxing into his arms, angry, “Continue studying! Our Qin family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!”
 Xie Zhongxing raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?
 Qin Zhongyue thought of Xie Zhongxing’s dictatorship after their marriage and shuddered. He then maintained a look of righteousness, “I am just a kind-hearted person who does not wish to reveal his name!”
 Later, Qin Zhongyue asked Xie Zhongxing shyly, “If we get married, can you give me a thousand yuan a day as spending money?”
 Xie Zhongxing, “?”
 Qin Zhongyue, “…..Five hundred is also okay.”
 NB: The actual title is literally “The Sand Sculpture Gong was Reborn”. Sand sculpture (沙雕) is a homonym for 傻屌 (Sha Diao) which is a derogatory term for an idiot/a fool. Sand sculpture is often used with a more humourous/joking intention to describe something or someone as silly or foolish.
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 On the day of the wedding, Feng Xi Er laid on top of the ‘Ghost king’, eager to take off his wedding robe. He squinted his eyes, flipped over and switched their positions. He held her dishonest hand and said, coldly, “Miss is so eager to get on This Prince? Are you so desperate?” Feng Xi Er was just desperate to prove something, and once again reached out to take off his mask. The Ghost King smiled evilly, grabbed Feng Xi Er’s wrist and began to remove her robe and say: “Since Miss wants it, This Prince shall satisfy you…”
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 Suxi, who had been well cared for since childhood and had achieved excellent results, was a good girl everyone liked. 
 Lu Xun was exiled from his childhood and suffered humiliation before he became an emperor. 
 One day, Suxi downloaded a love cultivation Game App, and found that the game protagonist’s eyes were dark and beautiful. He was drawn completely according to her taste, and she immediately opened the mode of baby raising mode. 
 “Why is there no fire in the cub’s house? Do you want gold to buy it for him?” 
 “The pup looks better in snow white. Ouch, buy, buy, bought it!” 
 “Why was there a trace of footprints on the cub when he came out of the door? Is it a side mission to deal with the bully ?!” 
 Suxi enjoyed playing the cultivation game. 
 Lu Huan had lived in mud and blood since he was a child. He thought that living was just a matter of getting through one day then another. 
 Until he made a complicated discovery- 
 A warm charcoal fire was smuggled into his room. 
 His torn old clothes were quietly replaced with new ones. 
 Those who bullied him and ridiculed him, who knows who taught them a lesson, but their faces were swollen and they dared not go out. 
 On his long lonely journey, he had a female bodhisattva walking his path with him.
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 Yu Sheng is born with a Crow Mouth. Nothing good he says comes true, whereas everything bad he says does.
 In the last exam before summer vacation for his 2nd year of High School, “Troublemaker” Yu Sheng from the terrifying Central Third High jinxes himself into the place where the cream of the crop gathers — The Provincial Interhigh Summer Camp.
 Because of his face, he was picked to be the partner of Province’s No. 1 high schooler.
 The night before their finals, the undefeatable Young Master Yu who has never blanched before speaks up. He hurtles tonnes of tr*sh-talk at the No. 1 Home Tutor who slams the door on him—
 You were almost late to the exam!
 You almost forgot to shade your MCQ!
 You nearly got off-topic in your essay!
 The invigilators were all flocking around you!
 You can only score 50 points more than the city’s No. 2 at most!
 ……
 Later, when he outscores the city’s No. 2 by 50 points in his Sciences, Jin Linkun faces the media who swarm him and answers simply when asked the secret to his excellent marks.
 “Study hard, study smart, and have a good attitude.”
 Jin Linkun: “And also, find a little Crow Mouth to fall in love with.”
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 Xu Ze, a junior in medical college, got a super medical assistant system from the future.
 Now, a small otaku man who has no need but to work part-time outside to help his parents support his family has a new goal.
 Relying on his own efforts and diligence, with the help of this system with unlimited auxiliary functions, Xu Ze strides forward with his head held high.
 He bravely looked ahead and said loudly: as long as we work hard and have dreams.
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 Gu Suisui, who was a marshmallow essence, is a squeamish bag that loves to cry and loves beauty. Until one day, she transmigrated into a book about entertainment rebirth novel and became the female protagonist’s foil. When she was a child, she earned enough tears from the audience by playing the little princess of a fallen kingdom, and became a national girl in one fell swoop. But when she grew up, the female villain started smoking, had too many NGs on set and black materials until she gradually lost the aura of a child star.
 The female protagonist who debuted at the same time sang all the way, relying on the golden finger of her past life memory, investing in popular internet drama, starring in the film of a famous director as the fallen female lead, became queen film consecutively, and joining hands with the male lead president to reach the pinnacle of life.
 However, at this time, Gu Suisui who had crossed over, is only three and a half years old this year. She was just selected by the director to play the role of the little princess who made her popular for a while…
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 In order to improve his national popularity and image, Ke Jingyang’s agent gave him a reality show- “Travel With Baby”, and his partner is a little girl who is not even as tall as his legs.
 Ke Jingyang: (nothing to live for.jpg) Thank you. I just want to be calm and peaceful by myself.
 Half a month later—-
 “Suisui, this fruit is sweet, you eat this.”
 “Suisui, let’s take a picture together.”
 “Suisui…”
 Ke Jingyang, who originally hated children was stamped as a national daddy, showing off his goddaughter daily: “My daughter is the cutest in the world~”
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 The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. 
 The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. 
 In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. 
 Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" 
 Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. 
 When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. 
 I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. 
 Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"
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 When others transmigrate, they are responsible for having babies with the male protagonist, and have a happily ever after. She is also a female protagonist when she transmigrates into various novels, but the female protagonist after the happy ending, when love between the couple is weathering, when the male protagonist is tired of the female protagonist, when he is cheating with a mistress, etc., and many other chicken feathers.
 [Host, the task assigned to you by the system is, ‘After happy ending, the female protagonist’s bleak divorce life!’]
 “Go away, s*upid system! I want to transmigrate to before ‘Happy ending’!”
 One sentence introduction: Today is another day of happily divorcing.
 Chicken feathers: small annoyances
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 He was transmigrated as the most miserable Demon King in history. Before Hill had the time to feel depressed, he heard the news that the Demon King’s Palace was surrounded by Paladins. Then he was forced to sign an unfair treaty, disempowering and humiliating the demons. Afterwards, Hill took on the responsibility of reviving the demon world.
 No soldiers? It doesn’t matter, we invade them with our culture.
 No weapons? It doesn’t matter, we corrupt them with delicacies.
 The instigator, the Demon King Hill who was a transmigrator, smiled and counted his money in the luxurious Demon King’s palace, and his subordinates carefully asked: Your Majesty, Demon King, are we still attacking the human world?
 Hill waved his hand and posted the latest news on the Demon Forum:
 “Breaking News! For the first time, the demon world is open to the human world for tourism! Movies, novels, animations, food, up-and-coming amusement parks… Do you want all of this? Go ahead, we’ve put it all out there, the Demon World welcomes you all!”
 ——The world is in my hands.
 I painted the cover myself! Isn’t it super pretty?
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 "Screw magic, I want to learn how to do cool flips and stuff." Magic is awesome, until you've studied it for centuries. Doevm reincarnates into a human to experience the path of a fighter to its fullest and swears not to rely on magic. There is only one problem, a goddess stands in his way. She pits him against both the hero and the villain for all of eternity. How will he escape this, with magic or his fists? Maybe both?
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 The most disdainful Paladin in history! Turbid light! Holy sin! Blasphemous people! Disrespectful! Wright has many familiar titles in the Holy Light Church. 
 Angel: "The goddess tells us to prevent fire, theft, and light!" 
 Evil God: "Can you please stop pressing me when you are gathering wool?" 
 Evil Dragon: "Not only did he extort money from me, he also kidnapped my precious daughter!" 
 Devil: "Hell is still too kind and innocent for Mr. Wright!" 
 However, this man, who was regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Goddess of Holy Light, became the strongest Paladin who made the whole world tremble! ! 
 Wright: "Do you believe in light?"
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