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 Unfortunately, the naive Jiang Bai has once again overestimated the lower limit of the dog system.
 "System, give me a ten-draw this time. I don't believe that even a ten-draw won't get me anything good!"
 [System: Okay, dear! (＾－＾)v]
 *Ding*
 [System: Congratulations, host, another draw is granted.]
 [System: Congratulations, host, a personal song from the system.]
 [System: Congratulations, host, a bottle of shampoo.]
 ……
 Jiang Bai looked at the bottle of Head &amp; Shoulders in his hand, feeling less confident.
 "Am I too young?" Jiang Bai muttered to himself.
 [System: Listen to me, thank you, because of you, warmth has filled the four seasons, thank you……]
 "Screw your singing! You piece of crap! If I draw again, I'll be your grandpa!"
 [System: As an excellent system, I absolutely won't withhold the host's rewards. Please be patient and listen! Listen to me……]
 Jiang Bai felt like he was falling apart.
 He buried himself in the blanket, pressing his head tightly with a pillow, but he could still hear the system's bewitching singing in his ears.
 "I'll make you regret this sooner or later, damn it!"
 After barely enduring the system's singing, Jiang Bai reconsidered the feasibility of drawing the lottery.
 It wouldn't cost much to exchange for a low-level martial art within the system.
 But the cost-effectiveness was too low.
 Given his status in the eyes of Dugu Qing and Qin Xiaofeng, it was still possible to obtain a decent martial art.
 Even though it might attract the attention of the two, it was not impossible to deceive them.
 However, a too low-level martial art would also limit his growth speed.
 Compared to those Apex Level martial arts, the difference was quite significant.
 He couldn't afford to wait.
 [System: Darling, still drawing the lottery? As a reward for our loyal customers, the system is offering a double probability service!]
 "Hmm? Tell me more!"
 Jiang Bai was once again intrigued.
 [System: After each draw, the winning probability can be doubled on top of the original probability, until a 100% chance of winning!]
 Listening to the system's tempting tone, Jiang Bai admitted that he was tempted again!
 If he exchanged all his luck points for the lottery, he could draw 1089 times.
 With so many chances, he should be able to win, right?
 Having experienced the lower limit of the dog system, he could no longer fully believe the system's words!
 [System: This event is only available for three hours. After three hours, the original rules will be restored!]
 Jiang Bai was torn inside, whether to draw the lottery or to accumulate slowly and exchange directly.
 Direct exchange seemed to be the most prudent choice.
 But the lottery could turn things around!
 The system didn't seem to be deceiving, maybe he just didn't understand it thoroughly.
 Should he draw just once, then?
 In the end, unable to resist the temptation of the doubled probability, Jiang Bai chose a ten-draw set.
 "System, give me another ten times!"
 *Ding!*
 [System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a bottle of Pantene shampoo!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a hair removal cream!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a bottle of foundation!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a jar of BB cream!]
 ……
 "I may not be the most miserable protagonist, but I'm definitely the first one to be played to death by the system!"
 "You piece of crap, come out and face me, I'll show you!"
 "You tricked my luck points, I should have known, you damn thing!"
 [System: Did you win or not?]
 "Why the hell do I need these things? Am I opening a cosmetics store?"
 "Or are you going to make me disguise and escape? Huh?"
 "You damn thing, what about the doubled probability you promised?"
 [System: The doubling only happens if you don't win. If you win, it can't be doubled.]
 "I'll be damned……"
 [System: Are you still drawing?]
 "Draw, draw, draw, I'll draw a big slap in your face!"
 [System: After the lottery is interrupted, the doubling probability will be directly terminated.]
 "Terminate it, it's all the same." Jiang Bai no longer believed.
 He felt that saving money honestly was the best policy.
 [System: You can actually choose the type of lottery, dear!]
 Jiang Bai: "…Can't you say it all at once?"
 [System: Dear, are you still drawing?]
 Jiang Bai: "Hmm… let me think."
 If he directly chose the martial arts lottery, combined with the doubled probability, it seemed promising.
 Should he give it a try?
 Then let's try it!
 "System, give me the martial arts category, and make sure the doubled probability is in place!"
 [System: Okay, dear, the two are not conflicting!]
 "Give me another ten-draw!" Jiang Bai patted his cheeks, unaware that his eyes were showing signs of redness and irritation.
 *Ding!*
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 ……
 Jiang Bai's chest heaved, his breathing quickened, and his fists clenched: "I'll kill you, you damn thing!"
 He was so angry that he started speaking in dialect!
 [System: Host, don't be hasty. You've already doubled the probability ten times. The jackpot is waving at you. If you give up now, all the previous efforts will be in vain, right?]
 Upon hearing this, Jiang Bai seemed to understand.
 He gritted his teeth and stomped his foot: "Another ten times!"
 *Ding!*
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 [System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]
 ……
 "What the hell??"
 [System: If you give up now, the doubling will stop, and there will be no refunds!]
 "Give me more draws, another ten times!"
 After a moment…
 "Another ten times!"
 "Another ten times!"
 "Give me a hundred draws directly!"
 ……
 As his luck points continued to deplete, Jiang Bai's eyes were completely bloodshot.
 At this moment, he was like a gambler, completely losing his sanity.
 In the end, looking at his remaining one thousand luck points, he regained his composure.
 Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.
 The doubling should have increased with each draw. He had drawn over a thousand times, so he should have a 100% chance of winning, but why hadn't he won anything at all?
 "System, I want to see the winning probability!"
 Jiang Bai seemed to have a revelation.
 [System: Okay, dear!]
 Then, he saw that the "Thank you for your patronage," which originally occupied less than one-thousandth of the draw wheel, had a probability of 99.9999……%.
 Yes, there were ellipses at the end!
 And the winning rate for those martial arts was also written as 0.001…!
 "Are you the devil? Huh?"
 [System: The size of the reward area does not represent the winning probability, dear!]
 "Doesn't represent the winning probability, my ass!"
 Jiang Bai was already in despair.
 Truly the most powerful fortune-telling system, it had clearly outsmarted him!
 [System: Host, don't be discouraged. The winning probability is now at 100%, and next time, you will definitely win, and you can still specify the lottery range!]
 The system suddenly came up with this statement.
 But Jiang Bai no longer believed it.
 "Tell me, what's the trick this time? I don't believe you. Just deduct the rest of my luck points!"
 He no longer cared!
 [System: Just trust me this one time, there's absolutely no trick this time!]
 Jiang Bai: "So, you admit that you've been tricking me all along?"
 [System: Not entirely, the singing part was indeed sincere!]
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 The sky is above, the earth is below, and the air is in the middle!
 The left is a ghost, the right is a human, and the middle is a god!
 For Jiang Bai, who has the strongest fortune telling system.
 There is nothing in the world that cannot be counted.
 There is no one in the world who cannot be reckoned with.
 Just after transmigrate, I met the legendary immortal.
 The immortal asked him to tell his fortune.
 Jiang Bai looked at the immortal's life span which only had thirty seconds left with a confused look on his face, and fell into deep doubt. Is it really such a coincidence?
 Facing the dangers of the world and the Immortal Cultivation World of First Layer crisis, where should Jiang Bai go?
 When you go out, you should count yourself three times a day!
 Jiang Bai: System, would you like to go out today?
 System: Today is a good time to go out, clean, and explore the secret realm.
 Avoid getting married or having sex.
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 Vampires, evil spirits, technology, potions, ghosts, cyborgs, divination, puppets. Lynn traveled to such a mysterious world and became an apprentice in a monster pharmacy. But luckily I carried it with me. 【Ding! You have cured Miss Succubus' misogyny, you have obtained the "Pursuant Potion Formula" x1,500 skull coins, and Miss Succubus' favorability +100] [Ding! Your massage skills make the blood princess feel happy physically and mentally, you have obtained "Medical Skills: Hand of Eagle Vine" x1,500 skull coins, blood princess dependence +100] [Ding! You have repaired the body damage of the ascetic puppet, and you have obtained "Secret Technique: Puppet Art", 500 skull coins, and the favorability of the puppet lady +200] Let's see how a human teenager walks around this monster, and the evil spirit is not as good as him. The dog's dark world, step by step to the pinnacle of life. Lynn spread her hands: Sorry, the attending physician of all root-level monsters wants to kill me, please ask my patients first if they agree! , )
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 To pick is to choose. This is a story about choices. Three thousand world full of gods and demons, with a daoist scroll in your hand, you are able to control the entire universe…
 At the beginning of time, a mystical meteor came crashing down from outer space and scattered all over the world. A piece of it landed in the Eastern Continent. There were mysterious totems carved upon the meteor. Through viewing these totems, the humankind comprehended the Dao and established the Orthodoxy.
 Several thousand years later, the fourteen years old orphan Chen Changsheng left his master to cure his illness and change his fate. He brought a piece of marriage vow with him to the capital, thus began the journey of a rising hero.
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 In the extraordinary world, martial arts can be infinitely simplified! Ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times... Lin Ran felt it was still troublesome, so he simply simplified it to his body's instinct!
 [Dainichi Gene Method Simplifies Cost Function: Blood Flows]
 [Heavy-armored body-breaking simplified cost function: heart beating]
 [The World-Destroying Thunder Technique simplifies the cost function: the brain generates electrical signals]
 Lin Ran said, I understand, living means becoming stronger!
 How can we stop this path of rise!
 Citywide league, targeting multiple teams? Block the airport alone and finish the race early!
 The beast king is rampant and slaughters millions of people? Travel a hundred thousand miles with a sword and return with your head lifted!
 Resurrection of the restricted area, dark turmoil? Everyone who enters the country will be killed, and the gods will also die!
 A year passed, and Lin Ran was crowned the king, and his power was overwhelming. Until this day, Lin Ran, who received a letter of application list for the college entrance examination, fell silent.
 How about a trip?
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 The age of faith turns millennia, and when everyone thinks it will last forever, a new age arrives with the roar of the machines.
 Steam engines, machine factories, firearms, artillery, steel warships!
 The old beliefs are crumbling in the awakened humanity, and the gods in the starry sky set foot on the mortal world.
 Creatures in the mortal world awaken to their origins, stand up, and welcome a new era.
 Who can ascend to the throne of the new era amid the loud voices of the crowd?
 I was summoned by the forbidden power to write a chapter of a demon sage…
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 Fengchen travels through the fantasy world and awakens the system. 
 Summon three thousand holy realms at the beginning and create the assassination organization Yama Palace! 
 "Kill the quasi-emperor and be rewarded with extremely powerful weapons." 
 "Eradicate the ancient royal family and reward the ancient immortal scriptures!" 
 "Attack the Holy Land and reward the inheritance of the ancient Immortal King?" 
 As long as you pay the price and enter the stage of life and death, even the supreme and true immortal must bow! 
 A few years later, Feng Chen looked at the countless dead immortals, immortal kings, and immortal emperors under his command.
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 Chu Feng traveled through the wild world, sadly awakening a pit god system.
 
 “Hongjun fellow daoist, do you want to go to the devil ancestor Luohu? Give me Qingyun of the heavens and I will tell you!”
 
 Poor Hongjun Daoist, with a dull look, nodded, and took out the heavens Qingyun.
 
 “The one who wants to turn the devil ancestor Luo Huo needs a Movement Technique treasure!”
 
 “what?”
 
 “The Heavens Qingyun…”
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 Lin Yi traveled through time and space into a person with memories of the future. 
 Know that this is an era of universal lords. 
 He activates the god-level lord enhancement system. 
 Directly enhance the territory characteristic [Recruit Hero Critical Strike] to the super god level! 
 And strengthen your own lord talent [Hero Sharing] to the super god level! 
 Super god-level territory features: Recruit heroes to hit a billion times more critical hits! 
 The super god-level lord’s talent [Hero Sharing] allows you to gain 100% of the strength of your heroes! 
 The Hundred Days Trial is over and everyone in Blue Star finds out. 
 All the lists on Blue Star were completely occupied by one person! 
 Countless national fortune rewards fall on the Dragon Kingdom. 
 When an extraterrestrial civilization invaded, they were horrified to discover. 
 Lin Yi already has countless mythical heroes and has established supreme power! 
 Possess the power to sweep through all the worlds!
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 In her last life, she was miserable and ordinary. This time, she got into the fashion and was reborn in another world. She was still the same person… even with the same body and face. What was the point of reincarnation? A childhood companion? He always pulled her hair and made troubles for her? A handsome boy? The boy never looked at her and was 15 years older than her! A prestigious teacher? The teacher spent his days eating and drinking, coaxed, played tricks, and controlled others… Too scary and better run away? No no no, such a challenging life was bound to be wonderful! Now let me take you back to the 70s and live a fast life!
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 When he returned to the World of Martial Arts, the game was filled with blood and battles! Chen Kaixin had chased after the footsteps of the one emperor, two empresses, three princes, seven dukes, and thirteen aces for three years, but during the eve of the Sword Among Us tournament in Mount Hua, he was ambushed by evil bastards, and was killed so much that his level dropped to that of a newbie. He completely lost the chance to join the ranks of the powerful players in the game! In great disappointment, Kaixin quit the game and got drunk so that he could forget his sadness, but during that stormy night, Chen Kaixin found that he had actually dreamed for a total of three years, because when he woke up again, he woke up to three years ago, when he was still a student.
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 After the 108th Monster Population Census, the Monster Family Planning Office issued a new regulation: Given the rising single monster population, which poses a threat to the society and undermines the harmony between humans and monsters, Monster Family Planning Office decided that from this day onward it’s forbidden to be a single monster of marriageable age.
 As a result, Ying Qiao And Tao Tie, two ancient monsters who had remained single ever since their creation, were forced to go on a blind date.
 To discourage their date, they both decided to lie about what they truly were.
 Ying Qiao: “I am an orphan snake monster with no house and car under my name. My monthly salary is three thousand yuan. Can’t afford social insurance.”
 Tao Tie: “I have a temporary job and eight brothers living off my eighty yuan daily salary.”
 They both agreed they were not a good fit for each other. But under pressure, they agreed to put on a show to set a good example for the benefit of the new regulation. They planned to be a fake couple.
 A foreign monster entered their nation illegally and committed many crimes. Jiang City Monster Bureau was put on high alert, and elite members were deployed to hunt for the suspect.
 After having his dragon scales polished, Ying Qiao spread his wings and joined the hunt.
 Putting his brother into his pocket, Tao Tie went out to join the hunt too.
 In the sky above Jiang City, they had a chance encounter.
 Curling his tail to hide his expensive jade tail ring, Ying Qiao said.” I am on a business trip.”
 Putting his hand behind his back to hide his wristwatch worth a million, Tao Tie said.” What a coincidence, so am I.”
 Knowing that their lies were exposed, they stared at each other long and hard. They both said, “We will settle accounts after getting back.”
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 [IQ online. Kill decisively. Not Our Lady. No system. 】
 When he woke up, he found that he had transmigrated into a genius.
 Well, the holy son of the Holy See has a bright physique, his father is the emperor of the empire, and his godfather is a cardinal. Everything looks beautiful.
 But Roland suddenly discovered that his illegitimate younger brother, who had a blood feud with him, suddenly changed his temperament. He seemed to be a time traveler, invented soap and perfume, and wanted to turn around and take revenge.
 If so, let's have fun...
 In the eyes of the world, Roland is a noble and upright son of the Holy See, who loves the world and is admired by all.
 But what they don't know is that Roland is the root of all the chaos on the mainland, behind many catastrophes, and in control of everything.
 Because he can devour gods.
 Those so-called sons of destiny, demigods, and even gods can be devoured by Roland, making him a supreme god step by step...
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 One day, the Star World and Beng 3 World, which were originally not connected, were connected under the action of a special light curtain. 
 Then, this light curtain started to play [Top Ten Famous Contrast Scenes of Honkai Impact] 
 [TOP10: Teresa—"The Shining Ode to Divine Grace" and "The Magical Girl Te Riri Who Dies in Society"] 
 [TOP9: The Herrscher of Knowledge—"I am Fu Hua!" "Don't call me "Treasure Recognition"! 》】 
 [TOP8: Su - "Hero of Pre-Civilization!" "Sexual Rita?" 》】 
 ... 
 [TOP1: Kevin—"Sparkling Sky Fire, the Lonely Savior!" 》《Ordinary social animals in the Golden Courtyard! 》】 
 Kiana: From an idiot to saving the world? 
 Otto: There is no need to beautify me. Even if I save my lover... I will still be guilty. 
 Lawyer of Knowledge: How many times have I told you not to ask me to recognize treasures? Do you hear me? ! ! 
 Kevin: Although I have lost my power, living in the golden courtyard like that is actually not bad... 
 Under the exposure of various contrasting scenes, all members of the Honkai Impact shed tears of social death...
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