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 Seeing Scar's cute disciple Xiaobai, he transformed into a little rabbit and slipped away quickly. Zhang Tan didn't understand what was going on, as if he was afraid of him. Wasn't it a relaxing conversation just now? Oh, it was not easy for Xiaomi. The whole process was scary.
 Xiaobai's machine-gun-like words just now made Zhang Tan a little confused. He replayed it three times in his mind before he finally understood that he was actually standing up for Xiaomi, and she was quite a bit like a young lady.
 Zhang Tan chose a movie at home and watched it on the sofa. Last time I picked a movie with high ratings. This time I picked a movie with high box office. The ratings are relatively high and the box office is really high.
 After reading it, it was already very late. Zhang Tan went downstairs and came to the activity area on the first floor. Some children had already gone back to their dormitories to sleep, while others were watching TV, sitting on their own small chairs, holding their little heads high. It's all black and white.
 Xiaobai sat among the children, his big eyes glued to the TV, with nothing else in his eyes.
 Zhang Tan couldn't help but look at her a few more times because she was so "domineering".
 I saw Xiaobai's left hand holding Xiaomi, and his right hand resting on Meng Chengcheng's shoulder. He had a band-aid on his face. He was wearing Chinese clothes and looked like he was the big brother, which made people look at him.
 Teacher Xiaoliu reminded her several times, but to no avail. She also saw that she only looked like a big brother and was not really a big brother, so she pretended not to see him.
 Zhang Tan chatted with the staff for a while and told them not to let the children watch TV for too long. As a result, the staff turned around and turned off the TV, and drove the children to bed like ducks. For a while, there were voices and protests. And a large part of them looked at him who was innocent.
 Zhang Tan: →_→
 What do you mean? I didn't even have time to leave! Doesn’t this make all the children hate me? ?
 Xiaobai stared at the turned-off TV for several seconds, then ran to the staff and asked if she could watch it for another 5 minutes, or 2 minutes. She must know whether the little donkey would die, otherwise she would not watch it tonight. I can't sleep, my dreams are full of donkeys.
 The staff member looked at Zhang Tan questioningly.
 Zhang Tan: *\u0026%￥#@
 It's not enough for you to push me into a pit of fire. You have to use a loudspeaker to identify me! What will Xiaobai think of me? We just reconciled!
 Sure enough, Xiaobai stared at him, grinded his baby teeth, pulled the staff to him, and asked: "Uncle, what is this?"
 He stretched out two fingers and waved them in front of his eyes.
 What does this mean?
 Zhang Tan said: "2."
 Say I'm a 2? ? Pierhei has just been cancelled, and now it has a new nickname?
 After confirming that Zhang Tan was not drunk, Xiaobai felt relieved and asked to watch TV again to see the little donkey alive, otherwise she would not live well tonight.
 Zhang Tan said: "Then watch for 5 minutes. Start counting now."
 He then said to the staff: "You can take the other children to the dormitory, and I will take care of them here."
 10 minutes later……
 Zhang Tan: "The five minutes have already arrived, and now it's already two five minutes."
 Xiaobai stared at the TV and said without looking back: "But the little donkey hasn't been rescued yet."
 Zhang Tan is also watching cartoons. He is a screenwriter. If he were to write it, it would take at least two episodes for the little donkey to be rescued. He would have to whet the appetite of the children before he can be rescued. How can it be so fast? Only by suppressing it first and then promoting it can it attract people. An innocent kid like Xiaobai.
 "Go to bed, go to bed. I'll turn off the TV. You can continue watching tomorrow. Let me tell you, I've seen it. The little donkey is not dead. He will definitely be rescued."
 After finally driving Xiao Bai to the dormitory, Zhang Tan also returned to the room, sat back at the desk, turned on the computer, saw the boiled peanuts in the bowl, pinched one, peeled off the shell, and revealed two plump cooked peanuts. The aroma of peanuts wafts to the tip of the nose, making people want to put it in their mouths.
 He moved the mouse and opened a real estate agency to check the house prices on West Chang'an Street. Indeed, as the private kitchen owner said today, the house prices in this area are ridiculously high and the rents are prohibitive.
 Zhang Tan browsed for a while, but didn't see many houses for sale on West Chang'an Street. Most of them were for rent but not for sale, and were priced but not available.
 Zhang Tan estimated that if he sold the land at Little Red Horse Academy, he would immediately be worth hundreds of millions. He would no longer have to worry about the funds for the academy or work, and could choose to live the life he wanted.
 If he is passionate, he can write a script by himself, organize a crew by himself, be the director, start it, chase his dream, completely skip the starting and accumulation stages, and get it done in one step. Of course, I don’t know whether it will be successful or not.
 Zhang Tan was very moved. His only concern was that Little Red Horse Academy was left to him by his grandparents. Moreover, although he did not know much about it, he could guess that the two old people cherished it very much when they were still here.
 Little Red Horse Late Night Academy is the result of the hard work of the two elders.
 Zhang Tan hesitated, didn't think about it, closed the web page, and went to sleep!
 When I came to the company early the next morning, a staff member brought me a new script.
 Zhang Tan opened it and saw that the script was called "Under Tianyu Mountain".
 Zhang Tan's work flow these days is usually to read scripts in the morning and hold meetings to discuss them in the afternoon.
 Others also received it. Jiang Rong, who was sitting opposite Zhang Tan, turned her head in front of the computer and asked, "Zhang Tan, what is the name of the script you received?"
 Everyone does not necessarily read the same script. Sometimes everyone has a different script, sometimes it is the same script, sometimes it is the same for several people, and different for others, so Jiang Rong asked this question.
 ""Under Tianyu Mountain"." Zhang Tan said, "Where's yours?"
 Jiang Rong showed him the script in her hand and said with a smile: "What a strange script. This is the first time I have seen such a long name."
 Zhang Tan suddenly saw: "This brave man is obviously very strong but is too cautious"!
 Isn't this the script that came with his resume? ? ! !
 He thought the studio had forgotten about the script, and it seemed that he planned to evaluate it today.
 "I think this name has a lot of personality and is instantly memorable. Moreover, it's very on-topic, very strong, and overly cautious. I think it's very interesting." Zhang Tan boasted silently.
 Hearing this, Jiang Rong thought for a while, nodded and said that was true.
 The scripts they evaluate all have no author's name and are anonymous, so that everyone can speak openly without any worries.
 The script in Zhang Tan's hand also had no name, but after reading it, he felt that it was definitely written by an experienced hand. The plot was rigorous, logical, and very attractive.
 "Hahaha~~"
 Jiang Rong, who was sitting opposite, suddenly burst out laughing. She turned her head and said to Zhang Tan: "Zhang Tan, this script is very interesting and very funny. Do you want to read it? This brave man is so funny. He is a serious kind of funny. You know How did he beat a slime at the bottom of the biological chain?"
 Zhang Tan was very supportive.
 "How?"
 If you want to be admired, just work hard to the end. Zhang Tan pretended to think about it and then asked: "Use the ultimate move?"
 Jiang Rong smiled and said: "I guessed a little, but it's not accurate yet. Keep working hard."
 Zhang Tan made two mistakes. Jiang Rong couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly: "He actually tried his best. Did you know that he tried his best? He is a brave man who was called to save the world, a peerless genius in the world of gods. You have to use all your strength to kill a slime, haha."
 Zhang Tan laughed twice, and Jiang Rong said again: "Did you know? When he fights with others, he needs to prepare three pairs of armors, one to wear, one to spare, and one to spare, hahaha. Who is this? Whoever wrote it must be a joke."
 Zhang Tan: (￣ェ￣;)
 Allow you to reorganize the language!
 Zhang Tan didn't reply to her, and others interrupted.
 "Yes, yes, I am also reading this script. This brave man is going to make me laugh to death. I have never seen such a coward."
 Another person said: "I don't call him a coward, but he is overly cautious. Who is he? What has he been through?"
 Someone else answered: "He is just a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death."
 "I don't think he is cautious, but he is definitely not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death."
 "Isn't this called greed for life and fear of death?"
 …
 Jiang Rong also joined their discussion: "He is a funny guy."
 "Which script are you talking about?" Someone else joined in.
 Because he has his own script, Zhang Tan is looking forward to the evaluation meeting in the afternoon.
 In the afternoon, after lunch and a nap, at two o'clock, the deputy team leader informed everyone to go to the conference room for a meeting.
 Zhang Tan brought his laptop and sat down at his old seat. Jiang Rong sat on his right side and excitedly lowered her voice and said to him: "Finally, I want to know who wrote this brave book."
 Zhang Tan stared at her and thought, are you sure you want to keep calling this author funny?
 Team leader Liu arrived last. He sat down and said, "Come on, let's talk about the script you have. Zhang Tan will go first."
 He always clicks on Zhang Tan first.
 Zhang Tan was already used to it. Hearing this, he said: "My script is called "Under Tianyu Mountain", and it is about... many advantages..."
 After talking about a lot of advantages, let’s start talking about disadvantages.
 Jiang Rong whispered from the side: "There are three shortcomings."
 Zhang Tan: "There are three shortcomings."
 Jiang Rong glanced at Zhang Tan proudly. She was used to Zhang Tan's habits and wondered if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every time he evaluated the script, he listed three shortcomings.
 As for the advantages, there may be one, or there may be many, but the disadvantages are always three.
 Zhang Tan continued: "First, the whole story is a bit boring, lacks novelty, and is a bit boring..."
 After finishing speaking, team leader Liu asked again: "Can you tell us how to solve these three shortcomings?"
 Zhang Tan: "As for the first point, I think we can add a supporting role, whose main function is to activate the atmosphere, such as a pet..."
 There are many such examples, such as the Mushu Dragon in the cartoon "Mulan". The addition of this small character made this cartoon much more lively and interesting.
 Many animations have such a setting, not only animations, but also live-action movies and TV shows. They often set up a funny comparison next to the protagonist to liven up the atmosphere, such as the fat man in "Tomb Raiders".
 After listening, the team leader Liu nodded without comment and asked three colleagues who also received the script to express their opinions.
 After everyone finished speaking, he said: "I will give all your feedback to the crew."
 "The crew?" someone asked curiously.
 Old Liu nodded and said: "This is actually a project that the factory is preparing to start. This script was written by the screenwriters in the factory. They came here specifically to listen to our opinions and suggestions. What you said is good."
 Everyone was a little excited. This was the first time that a script they had evaluated was put into use.
 Old Liu: "Okay, let's continue. Jiang Rong, I see you are eager to try. Tell me about your experience."
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 A gold medal screenwriter came from time to time, and while building an entertainment empire, he also ran a late-night academy with milk babies running around everywhere. 
 (Daily style, warm style, light and happy style, with cute babies, and the novels "Literary Life with Cute Babies" and "Long Live My Brother" have been completed)
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 I want Hollywood to be the Hollywood I want – Lancelot Strelow 
 His life was full of ups and downs, rebellious, and brilliant. No one can deny his excellence. With hundreds of millions of box office in his left hand and countless trophies in his right, even the most critical film critics have to lower their heads, let alone It is said that countless movie fans all over the world worship him, leaving an indelible mark in this era. 
 But, he is a bastard. 
 He is a complete jerk, he relies on Hollywood to become famous, but he is a rebel in Hollywood, his disgusting personality makes him the public enemy of the entire Hollywood, he unscrupulously impacts everyone’s bottom line, and he stimulates everyone unrestrainedly With his nerves, he lightly challenged everyone’s authority, and his unrestrained talent was like a nightmare from which he would never wake up. However, no one could refuse him. 
 You can only avoid falling in love with him if you completely loathe him – The New York Times
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 <li><a class="title" title="The Greatest Showman" target="_blank" href="/en/serie-434/the-greatest-showman">The Greatest Showman</a></li>
 <li><a class="title" title="King of Stage" target="_blank" href="/en/serie-3241/king-of-stage">King of Stage</a></li>
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 Xu Mu made a movie “Ip Man”, but he didn’t expect it to happen in reality. 
 Subsequently, he made one after another movies and TV series, in which the plot also became true, which made people all over the world have to doubt his true identity. 
 Some people suspect that he is a master of martial arts, some suspect that he is a criminal suspect, and some suspect that he is a tomb thief… 
 Xu Mu aggrieved: “I’m really just a director!” 
 The book is also called “The movie I made came true, but the whole world doesn’t believe me”, “Really, I’m just a director, these have nothing to do with me!” 》
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 I will go forward step by step, until one day I surpass you, Dad! !!
 Zhao Gang, who has graduated from the World Hunter School, returns to the city. He inspires his own country and surpasses his father who is already at the top of the world.
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 Zhou Yang has become the host of the “strongest male god system”, no matter what conditions the beautiful client puts forward, Zhou Yang will get the corresponding ability to meet the other party.
 Goddess: “Zhou Yang, don’t take orders, I will support you!”
 Zhou Yang laughed and said, “Why would I give up the whole forest for a tree?”
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 Copy:
 Undercover police officer: We are two-on-two, so we can’t be careless.
 FBI undercover: I’m in a one-on-three, and I have to be vigilant.
 Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all, and I give comrade hr Jinjiu a five-star praise.
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 The semi-invincible text, some of the protagonists refer to Dazai Osamu, the stray dog.
 Without a heroine, the only thing that can make the hero’s heart beat faster is the bill.
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 "Excuse me, which industry are you going to enter next?" 
 Writer, singer, cartoonist... 
 "The Great Ruler", "She Came to My Concert", "Soul Land"... 
 Yunfeng traveled with the entertainment resources of Earth and became a cross-border superstar in the parallel world Blue Star! 
 ———— 
 Completed the old book "How come all the artists became superstars when I asked you to take care of them". 
 The new book "Huayu Game" has been released, new account.
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 As the first Bai Yueguang of the police academy, Matsuda returned to the past after dying once and bound the [Wish System] to try to save his young taming. 
 The ability of the [Wish System] is one-for-one, and the wishes of the “viewers” are realized through live broadcast until enough to achieve the wish to save the life of the tame. 
 Matsuda accepted the quid pro quo, and received his first wish on the first day he returned to the past.
 Audience 1: [Please beat the police chief! ! ! 】 
 Matsuda: … a bit too much, right? 
 Audience 2: [Please give the Superintendent of Police a hug! ! 】 
 Matsuda: Okay, I’ll beat him up right now. 
 Audience 3: [Wearing a floral shirt and smoking and drinking in front of the police chief! 】 
 Matsuda: You just can’t get past the police chief, right? 
 Audience 4: [Please give each of your future colleagues a true love letter and confession! 】 
 Matsuda: You guys should continue fighting with the police chief…!
 Matsuda fell into silence as he looked at the increasingly outrageous wish. Are these people planning to realize their wish, or are they planning to let our company die? 
 But in order to save the young tamer, Matsuda gritted his teeth and did it all over the place. 
 As a result, Matsuda became a unique legend in the history of the police academy. 
 Hagihara: I know Kojinpei is quite unruly, but…he wasn’t like this before, was he? 
 Matsuda: …Who do you think I am for? ? 
 After waiting for the death of the young tamer to pass, Matsuda immediately found out that his other two friends were also dying. 
 Matsuda showed a peaceful smile: If you love to die, die, I quit! (lifts the table)
 Content tags: Comprehensive Comics Juvenile Comics System Conan 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Matsuda ┃ Supporting role: Police Academy ┃ Others:
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 Wake up to a door of truth in your head? 
 Is this a superpower or a cheat? 
 Then the official supernatural power response team of the country came to the door. 
 It turns out that supernatural powers have existed for a long time and have been included in national control? 
 Well, I can accept this kind of urban supernatural development. 
 But... why did it suddenly become an infinite flow type of continuous crossing? ! ! 
 Process: Main World-Biochemical Series-ALDNOAH.ZERO-Fate/Apocrypha-Magic Index/A Certain Scientific Railgun-Soul Eater Zero-Black Bullet-EVA-Main World·Demon World-Game No Life...
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 Aisha travels through parallel time and space and uses the 'dimensional editing system' to create videos, allowing famous characters from countless dimensional worlds to become her audience 
 Hence the following famous scene: 
 Top 10: Unyielding justice - the creed of the undocumented knights 
 Top 9: This is the farewell battle with the gods - Uruk will remain here forever! 
 ... 
 Top 2: Use the spiral of obsession to penetrate the road to tomorrow - Tianyuan breakthrough! 
 Top 1: To the brilliant person - Shining Tiga! 
 "Brother who rides a bicycle, come on!!!" Listening to the praise and encouragement that came into his ears, the unlicensed knight scratched his head in embarrassment. 
 "The king allows it, the king admits it, the king carries the world on his back!" Gilgamesh showed a confident "smile". 
 "My drill bit is a drill bit that breaks through the sky!!!" Simon shouted with enthusiasm. 
 "I understand... In fact, everyone can become light!" Dagu tightened his grip on the divine light stick in his hand. 
 On that day, all the viewers waiting in front of the screen turned into light.
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 ★Brief Introduction★ High school student Li Huairen is fat and short, and is the object of ridicule by others. In an accident, he got a magical ring that can help him lose weight, teach him how to practice, and has a super learning system: etiquette, music, piano, language, finance... all these can be learned! So he began to transform himself gorgeously...Author's Other NovelsI have a god-level income systemMagic Love Ring
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 Chu Anchen was the most favored youngest son in the family. Everything changed after his parents adopted Chu Ziye, who was born three days younger than him. 
 For the sake of that ridiculous family affection, Chu Anchen tried his best to please his parents and sisters. He even dared not to speak out against Chu Ziye, who was hypocritical and bullied him all year round. He endured the PUA of his family just so that his family could love him more. 
 Even on his birthday, he was afraid to agree to go surfing with his family, but was stepped into the sea by Chu Ziye. 
 His parents and sisters only cared about Chu Ziye who pretended to choke on water, so Chu Anchen was drowned alive... 
 They seemed to have forgotten that Chu Ziye was a provincial swimming champion, and he was drowned when he was a child and was afraid of water since he was a child. 
 Maybe God couldn't stand it anymore. When he opened his eyes again, Chu Anchen was reborn 8 years ago! 
 After living a new life, Chu Anchen no longer committed humiliation and no longer desired that ridiculous family affection. 
 At the same time, he also realized a truth. 
 They like to kidnap him with morality so much, then he doesn't want morality! 
 As long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me! 
 It was not until he took the initiative to sever all ties with them and his hidden identity was slowly exposed that they began to regret. 
 Unfortunately, it was too late. The belated family affection was cheaper than grass!
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 Time travel to a has-been idol who debuted at the age of fifteen, and is still a high school senior.
 The unscrupulous agent forced him to quit the industry. Without a job, there would be no income.
 The top priority after time travel turned out to be to support oneself first.
 But without a system or a golden finger, how could he replicate the miracle with only his own memory?
 It’s okay, after all, he is someone who passed the 985 exam on his own merit.
 A new era, a new world, and struggle start with outdated idols.
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