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 When Gu Weici was in a dilemma in the garden, afraid of being tanned, Ren Shuhan was upstairs, packing his things very comfortably.
 
 Of course, he doesn't waste.
 The things that Gu Weici left here, according to the care of Weizi, is "don't need it, you throw it away", so Ren Shuhan decided to donate it all.
 And he's hanging, so it's easy to find—
 Ren Shuhan: "System, is there anything else?"
 System: "...and the whole second bedroom. Although he didn't buy it, it was prepared for him. He lived there and used it."
 Ren Shuhan nodded, walked into the second bedroom, piled three huge garbage bags in it, and found that it was not easy to clean up.
 Here's a grand piano!
 "The system prompts: You can use the self-donation function to clear it instantly."
 This also works? Ren Shuhan couldn't help laughing, so let's clear it up.
 The house immediately emptied, and the three garbage bags were gone.
 "Are you able to pick out Gu Weici's words automatically and change them?" Ren Shuhan asked, "Why didn't you remind me?"
 System: "Yes, you can use the search function, but since the original owner has a deep affection for Gu Weici, the system determines that maybe the host will recall the past in the process of cleaning up and regret it, so there is no reminder."
 Ren Shuhan did recall some memories of the original owner.
 For example, there is a box of rubber bands for tying hair in the bathroom, and there are even hairpins and hairpins for girls, which were given to Gu Weici by the original owner.
 The original owner, like him, likes long hair and beauty, and has a bit of bad taste.
 woman!"
 When the original owner saw him frowning, he laughed angrily: Interesting man, love love.
 Ren Shuhan said: So M is also worthy of being called a scumbag? MD mentally retarded?
 What about women? Are women's hobbies so obscure? What's wrong with trans and womenswear? What's more... Lao Tzu didn't treat you as a woman, did he treat you as Jiang Qingyue?
 These head flowers were all given to Jiang Qingyue by the original owner when she was a child, but she was embarrassed to give them.
 Jiang Qingyue was adopted by the original owner's family. She has lived with the original owner since the original owner didn't remember much. I don't know why she always has long hair. Playing with him with a ponytail behind him... As a ponytail controller, Ren Shuhan only thought of a picture or two, and was turned over by cuteness.
 If it was given to Jiang Qingyue, what would his reaction be?
 It's hard to predict, but it won't be like Gu Weici anyway, Ren Shuhan thought, if Lao Tzu spends tens of millions of living expenses on you Gu Weici, can you still be a substitute? Self-cultivation?
 Want to be a professional actor with this professional spirit?
 He then warned the system: "Next time, don't make up your own mind, just tell me if there is an easy way."
 System: "Okay."
 The system has no tone, but Ren Shuhan still feels that the system is a little...depressed?
 "I'm not blaming you, it's good to come back slowly and have some memories," Ren Shuhan added, "but you have to tell me in advance and let me choose."
 The system seemed to **** up its ears and wag its tail: "Okay."
 In memory, the original owner has many similarities with himself. Except for the strange attitude towards Gu Weici, the rest of the time is almost alone, so Ren Shuhan is looking forward to retrieving these lost memories.
 At least for the sake of the little Jiang Qingyue in my memory, I have to find it back.
 Children are so cute.
 Ren Shuhan thought of this, and as soon as he went out, Jiang Qingyue went upstairs: "Master, let me ask, have you changed any habits during the two years I was away from home, I It's good to write it down and tell Xiaochong."
 Young master never likes to follow people other than himself. I heard that only Gu Weici has been by his side for the past two years, but he feels that Gu Weici does not seem to be someone who can take care of people, and it may be useless to ask, I can only ask Ren Shuhan himself.
 "No." Ren Shuhan said decisively, and pointed to the closed door behind him, "I have already cleaned out all the things in this room and sold the junk, and I will wait until the show is finished. After that, find someone to rearrange this place."
 Jiang Qingyue hesitated.
 "Did you give it to Wenxin to sell? If there is something useful to me," he asked softly, "Can I stay?"
 Ren Shuhan: ?
 "The system prompts: Jiang Qingyue used to live in this room, but after he went abroad, the original owner gave Gu Weici, Jiang Qingyue's things were moved to the original owner's bedroom."
 So, when Jiang Qingyue asked this question, did she think she was going to throw away all his things?
 Then why... can he be so calm?
 Ren Shuhan stopped, carefully observed Jiang Qingyue's expression, stared at him from expressionless to confused, to dodging eyes, turning his head with red cheeks, and opening his mouth unnaturally : "Master?"
 Jiang Qingyue touched her cheek with her hand: "Is there something on my face?"
 No, only beauty.
 , I will let you rearrange it."
 Jiang Qingyue was stunned for a moment before apologizing: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood the kindness of the young master."
 Ren Shuhan looked at him fixedly and panicked.
 The always graceful and decent posture became cramped, Jiang Qingyue's eyes were flustered and mixed with a trace of grievance that was not easy to detect.
 Ah, so cute, I'm dead. Ren Shuhan thought coldly.
 "Why do you want to apologize?" He sighed heavily, stretched out his hand to support the railing behind Jiang Qingyue, and pulled the distance, "Why don't you ask me directly, did you throw something from you?"
 Jiang Qingyue didn't know what to say, her heartbeat was exaggerated.
 Ren Shuhan's face, once rated as the world's sexiest, was too close to him, leaving his mind blank.
 "If only you could have half the confidence of Gu Weici." Ren Shuhan's tone was indifferent, and he walked downstairs, "Forget it, there are my problems too."
 I blame the original owner, I like it but don't say it.
 He decided to treat Jiang Qingyue a little better in the future, just like raising a daughter rich, at least not let him be so humble to himself.
 Leaving Jiang Qingyue alone in place, Ren Shuhan pinched his brows and went downstairs.
 He had a hangover last night, got up late today, and now wants to go to the gym to make up for his morning exercise. As soon as he went downstairs, he found Gu Weici and a photographer standing at the corner of the stairs.
 "The system prompts: they only heard the last sentence you said."
 Ren Shuhan: ...why didn't you remind me earlier?
 System: "...Sorry, you were talking just now, for fear of interrupting you."
 Ren Shuhan: "…"
 Gu Weici came up with the photographer. The two of them only heard Ren Shuhan say, "If only you had half the confidence of Gu Weici." After hearing this, Gu Weici was instantly triumphant.
 
 Ren Shuhan clearly heard Gu Weici's words, and was speechless for a while, but he held back, ignoring him to go to the gym, wondering why this narcissist likes "dog man" so much Word, isn't he a man himself, and what did the dog do wrong?
 Gu Weici saw that he only glanced at himself, and thought: Oh, pretend, really can pretend. He deserves to be the best actor, he has two brushes, but a dog man is a dog man, he is cheap, and he likes to have thorns. If he doesn't dry it, wear it into a string and sprinkle it with cumin, he won't know his surname.
 Ren Shuhan: ...Forget it, just be happy.
 I'm a domineering president, I don't want to talk to you too much. Well, the most important thing is to be happy :).
 Gu Weici's excuse for going upstairs was to ask Jiang Qingyue what the garden should look like, but mainly wanted to get a hat and sunglasses, after all, the sun was such a big sun, it would be difficult to get sunburnt sunburn.
 But when he went upstairs, Jiang Qingyue thought of something and said with a smile: "Whatever you want, it can be matched with the architectural style... When he was a child, the young master asked to cut the largest bushes into tall ones."
 Gu Weici: (a plant) I can't tell whether he is embarrassing me or showing that he and the dog man are bamboo horses.
 "The hat and sunglasses are in the lounge next to the garden." Jiang Qingyue added, "Master should show you the way."
 In fact, these things are hung in the gardener's lounge and can be seen at a glance, but Gu Weici couldn't find them, because he didn't want to use other people's clothes, and his own clothes were placed in the second place Lying down and taking it out in front of the photographer proves that his relationship with Ren Shuhan is not only good, but ambiguous.
 What do passersby think? What do you think of Heizi?
 My only fan is still waiting to be fed, waiting for this show to be broadcast, so I am so cold!
 Gu Weici made up her mind: You can't rely on dog men to build your career, you must rely on yourself.
 "I have my own clothes that have fallen on Brother Han," Gu Weici smiled faintly and passed Jiang Qingyue's shoulders. The self-consciously superior demeanor revealed the confidence of an official match. He seemed to be disdainful of talking to Jiang Qingyue, "I can use my own, not anyone else's."
 Jiang Qingyue reminded him: "What the guests leave here will be returned directly by the life assistant."
 Gu Weici smiled again: "It's just a little bit, you won't throw away my things directly, right?"
 The dog man begged me to come back last night!
 Speaking, he opened the door of the second bedroom.
 Bought for him, full of life...
 It's empty now!
 Gu Wei Zi: ? ? ?
 Where is my house?
 I put such a big pile of things here, why are they gone? ? ? ? ? ?
 The author has something to say:Gu Fugu: What do you think of the chicken? What do duck think? What do you think of the big goose?
 I don't know if everyone knows this stalk, it was in the sketches in the early years.
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 When crossing over to multiple books, Ren Shuhan found that every protagonist Shou was waiting for him to start chasing them in the crematorium.
 “Don’t waste your time waiting,” He advised sincerely, “There are more 0s than 1s, so I’m not going to chase someone that is not interested.”
 The protagonist Shou (sneering): Oh, there will be a day where you’ll lick the ground I walk on.
 After waiting and waiting…
 Ren Shuhan: “This is the wedding invitation for my childhood friend and I’s wedding.”
 On the wedding night, Ren Shuhan removed the veil: “Baby, I’ve come to marry you.”
 “Don’t you know that life is nothing but a play where you are the male lead and I am just a supporting character?”
 “I know, but I don’t care.”
 He was smiling, but Jiang Qingyue wept.
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 In a melodramatic[1] novel, there is always that type of rich and beautiful female supporting character with a hot body. However, her fiancé is always snatched away by the delicate and pretty white lotus flower.[2]
 It just so happens that Xia An transmigrated into this type of female supporting character, chasing all over the world for the scum. The system informs her that if she wants to avoid the tragic death ending, she has to resist the influence of the plot setting and reduce the amount of supporting female character’s bad luck value. Her current bad luck value is 999.
 Xia An and the white lotus flower were attending a live variety show together. While they were talking, the white lotus flower suddenly fell to the ground.
 Xia An: Hm??
 In the white lotus flower’ heart: Xia An, just wait to be cursed to death by the whole internet!
 The next second, Xia An fell to the ground as an “ah” escaped from her lips. She held her knees with one hand and looked up timidly. With a hauntingly beautiful gaze, she cried out, “Ouch~”
 White Lotus Flower: Huh? Why is she not following the usual way of things?!
 #Acting? I’m a natural film empress.#
 #Sorry. I’ve gone from being infamous to popular on the internet.#
 The system gave Xia An an assisting NPC, Sheng Zhi Yan. This NPC is a huge boss in the novel. He possesses an outstanding appearance, body and financial resources. The system told her to use him to her heart’s content. Xia An did use him to her heart’s content. She brought the NPC to act as her partner in a dating variety show.
 In the storyline, Sheng Zhi Yan loves her so much that he can’t help himself in wooing her with love stretching thousands of miles. Xia An never expected that while they were acting, the whole world started to support their pair.
 And the big boss’ fake acting became real.
 #What should I do when the boss keeps staying in my room and he isn’t leaving?
 Notes: 
 [1] 狗血[gǒuxiě]- dog blood/unbelievable/exaggerated/Melodramatic. Firstly, it could be describing trite and highly predictable movie or Tv drama scenes. Secondly, it could be related to ludicrously unrealistic movie or TV drama scenes. Thirdly, it could relate to or characterised by schmaltz, dramatised sentimentalism, as in TV shows and movies. Lastly, it may be relating to life events that are ridiculous or infuriating. 
 [2] 白莲花 (bái lián huā) ‘White lotus flower’ – someone who is pure in appearance, but opposite inside. 
 [3] 绿茶(lǜchá)- Green tea also known as green tea b*tch (绿茶婊(lǜchábiǎo)) is a slang that refers to a girl who seemingly innocent and charming but is, in fact, calculating and manipulative.
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 The Virgin Mary system dug out a delicate girl, Chi Ying, from the game world as its host.
 Looking at her pure face, it secretly affirmed in its heart that this pure appearance simply best suited the Virgin Mary character!
 After binding, it discovered that the delicate flower was in fact the villainess boss of the game!
 The system was faintly worried: Yes, it should be fine, right?
 The system saw Chi Ying standing in a pool of blood, with the light of the Virgin Mary above her head, holding a zombie’s head and weeping.
 She burst into tears, “God, they are so pitiful.”
 Everyone: Is this person sick?
 Seeing the ever-increasing Virgin Mary value, the system covered its eyes.
 Don’t think I didn’t see it! Weren’t that bunch of zombie heads all cut off by her?!
 Gu Chi picked out a woman from the pile of zombies, with tears in her eyes and blood all over her body.
 He reasonably suspected that she was a dangerous person who had been infected, so he tied her up, and put the gun against her eyebrows, waiting for her to mutate at any time.
 The woman he pointed the gun at suddenly turned her head, which seemed to be a sign of mutation. Gu Chi looked resolute, and was about to shoot when he saw her looking at him lovingly, she said, “You are so ruthless, you must have been hurt in the past… It’s okay, I don’t blame you.”
 Gu Chi shook his hand.
 “…”
 Thank you for the invitation, but he didn’t get hurt before.
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 She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century – all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead.
 After an explosion, she crossed over into a strange world; everyone calls her “Miss.” The previous “Miss” before had no contractual spirit, was weak and incompetent, and even the fiancé comes over with a new love and bullies her?
 Now that she has taken over, who dares to act so presumptuously around her? With needles in hand, the world is for her to own! Wherever she goes, miracles follow! However, she saved a pest. What was she thinking when she saved that man. His stunning demeanor and impeccable face is a huge contrast to his cruel actions. He tries all ways to win her over.
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 Long Junhao was a prince, but by some ill-fortune, he transmigrated to the present.
 And worst still, he realized that he had transmigrated into the body of a mentally ill person.
 And…He discovered that he was in a place called an asylum. From observations over these few days, Long Junhao realized that—
 Of those people receiving the same treatment as him…Not a single one was normal…
 This was totally unbearable!
 He wanted to flip a table, “Impudence! Are you s*aves trying to revolt?! Kneel in front of your prince at once!’
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. May Your Highness have good health. So…Your Highness, could you take this medicine first?”
 “…” Long Junhao wanted to flip more tables. “I really am the prince!”
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. I will strike anyone who says otherwise.”
 “…Enough is enough…”
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 As the eldest daughter of the great general in Donglai State, Ye Qingyi was totally useless but stunningly rampant. Her father Ye Zuohou, however, doted on her by all means. 
 A master of poison from the modern era miraculously transmigrated and reincarnated in her body. From then on, she became a miracle doctor that helped cure diseases as well as fought with the evils. 
 … 
 One day, Ye Qingyi came to the brothel to seize her fiancé Prince Huangfu Xuan who was sexually intertwining with two prostitutes. 
 She threw him a divorce paper to cut their relationship, since it was totally beneath her to become a princess consort in the future. 
 However, he didn’t agree to her and tore the paper up…
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 Xia Xiqing: I like you a lot.
 Zhou Ziheng: Don’t suffer from Laozi.jpg
 However, within three seconds’ appearance at a press conference, his beauty made him debut in the C-position as Zhou Ziheng’s fan, and together with his idol went trending online, on a reality show, on… Yes, it’s as you think.
 But it’s not as Xia Xiqing thought.
 He thought he was fishing for the alpha of the entertainment industry, only to find out after peeling off the image he displays in public that he was an innocent tsundere as naive as a primary schooler. He thought it was a script about “I slept with my idol”, but in the end it became “my idol slept with me”.
 Exciting [lights a cigarette]
 Xia Xiqing: Didn’t you hate me the most? Why are you hugging and not letting go?
 Zhou Ziheng: You smell good.
 Playboy and Alpha with the face of an angel Shou vs Aggressive but innocent Angel Gong
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 It starts with a mountain. A strategic leader gets isekai-ed into a war dynasty. He only has a group of members who were planning to ditch him. Facing this war era, he thinks of stealing food and girls to live a king’s life. He is hot-blooded, picks fights with war heroes. How will he bring chaos to the war? Will he be able to rise up high?
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 Although the photos sent by the senior sister are very attractive, what the hell is the big-headed doll sitting next to the senior sister staring at two blood holes? 
 Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and salivate at senior sister? 
 Senior, you’re going to be decapitated! Hey! 
 When he woke up, Lu Cheng discovered that Pokémon had invaded his life. But why is his Pokémon different from others? 
 — 
 Welcome to the real world of Pokémon, from the bottom trainer, step by step to the stage of the world competition!
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 I am Lin Fan and I’ve become a jack of all trades just because of a powerful Encyclopedia. 
 In the first ever competition organised for trolls, all the other contestants lost. The crowd exclaimed, “Brother, you’re so good at trolling.” 
 Lin Fan replied, “But I’ve never been trolling…”
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 Su Xiaoxin, a comic book author didn’t make a penny out of it. But it all changed when she moved to this eight-story, old residential building. Her readers with the manuscript fees took a sudden leap.
 The readers praised her vivid imagination…
 But in fact, there was no imagination in her comics…
 She drew her real life!
 Vampires, zombies, corpses and elves are not from her imagination, but sitting face to face with her, they ate a hot pot!
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 The suicide of a high school girl following the rejection of her crush whom she confessed to roused the soul of a Scorpio Planet Marshal from her 200 million years of slumber — she reincarnated into the body of Xuan Mo. And so, she decided to live on Earth on behalf of the girl! However, it was quite the miserable situation for an alien to own two different sets of memories. She had to use her peculiar mental power to peep into the previous owner’s memories regarding everyday, mundane matters while trying to rein in her cutting aura pretending to be a normal human…
 But her shocking performance during military training definitely must have floored everyone. Okay fine, her incredible finesse aside, what’s with the consecutive bullseye for every single round during their shooting competition? Was this something a normal female student is able to achieve? Shouldn’t you explain yourself a little damnit! And what’s with the multiple grade jumps, and being contended for by the various prestigious universities? What kinda havoc you try’na wreck with your low-key flaunting? I mean it’s a good thing she’s caught the eye of a special organisation and was entrusted with important tasks, but what’s with all aloof rule-breaking gameplay? She’s practically the walking definition of “hated by even the gods”.
 What’s even stranger was that Xuan Mo’s only ever interested in warring matters and battling; she’ll only ever pay her ferociously blooming blossom luck as much heed as she minds the passing cloud with the mindset of crossing the bridge when she reaches it (wipes sweat) and can you be less insensitive when handling the various Earthlings’ endless crushing and eye-candying you?!
 This all screeches to a halt however when she discovers the existence of someone else from her home-planet, so she’ll be needing a raincheck with the getting a “spouse” part of mortal life on the Blue Planet. Of course, we’re discussing this on the premise that she wanted to return home…
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 The world is full of mysteries. Strange, seemingly unexplainable events occur more often than we may realize. A young boy may catch an illness no doctor can explain. An office may catch fire for no apparent reason. And perhaps, someone may die a sudden and unexpected death – their bodies blighted beyond recognition.
 Some might believe that these events are merely freak accidents.
 However, Ye Shaoyang knows otherwise.
 The youngest inner disciple ever in the prestigious Daoist Maoshan Sect. Talented, handsome, and a hillbilly from the mountains who still uses a brick phone in the modern age.
 Follow the tale of our quirky, snippy, but honorable hero, after he finally descends the mountains after fifteen years of being out of touch with normal society. Read on as he combats horrifying apparitions, charms ladies, and finds himself in all sorts of trouble along the way!
 A story that delves into Daoism, Chinese sorcery, and the supernatural from Asian mythology.
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