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 "What?!"
 Tang Hao jumped off the bed, looking excited.
 "You have twin martial spirits?!"
 Tang San nodded, a little embarrassed.
 Tang Hao put his hands on his shoulders and said excitedly:
 "Quick, show me your martial spirit!"
 Tang San was confused:
 "Father, do you really want to see it?"
 "Hurry up!"
 Tang San gritted his teeth, a dog in his left hand and a fart in his right hand!
 Tang Hao: "????"
 Tang Hao was stunned in place, his mouth opened into an "O" shape.
 This familiar breath, Haotian. Dog?
 Blue silver fart?
 Tang Hao was confused and couldn't say a word for a long time.
 Damn, isn't the martial spirit of the offspring inherited from the father or mother? What the hell is this?
 Seeing this, Tang San said weakly:
 "Father, is my martial spirit strange?"
 Tang Hao thought nonsense, why did I give birth to such a freak like you?
 "By the way, father, that Su Yuntao said that I have innate full soul power."
 "Innate full soul power?"
 Tang Hao was shocked, "Really?"
 Tang San nodded, and Tang Hao immediately fell into thought.
 Although Xiao San's martial soul is a bit strange, the Haotian Dog can be cultivated as a beast martial soul. If it is cultivated properly, it may also be a powerful beast martial soul.
 As for the Blue Silver Fart, Tang Hao didn't want to complain.
 "Xiao San, use your Haotian Dog and let me see!"
 Tang San nodded, and with a thought, a majestic and dignified vicious dog appeared beside him.
 Tang Hao was surprised:
 "It has independent consciousness, and it is a mutant martial soul!"
 Tang San asked curiously:
 "Father, what is a mutant martial soul?"
 Tang Hao explained:
 "Generally speaking, the external manifestation of beast martial souls is possession, but your martial soul can actually be summoned, which is a mutant martial soul. Mutated martial souls have good and bad sides. You control the Haotian Dog to bite the straw pile in the corner and try it."
 Tang San suddenly asked:
 "Father, you know so much, are you a soul master?"
 Tang Hao's face froze. I guess I was too shocked today and let it slip!
 He said casually:
 "Yes, but the level is not high. I don't tell you because I hope to train you. Okay, control the martial soul quickly!"
 Tang San nodded and controlled the Haotian Dog to attack the straw pile.
 He also wanted to try what means his Haotian Dog had.
 The majestic Haotian Dog, after receiving Tang San's command, grinned at the straw pile, exuding the breath of a fierce beast.
 Tang Hao was overjoyed. It seemed to be a fierce beast, very strong!
 However, the next second, Haotian Dog suddenly turned around and farted at the straw pile!
 Blue silver fart!
 Tang Hao fainted with a bang!
 Tang San was shocked.
 "Father, father, what's wrong with you?!"
 Tang Hao:
 . . . . . . .
 Bai Yu sat at home, checking his Emperor Banner.
 "Twins in one body? In other words, I can awaken two soul skills with one soul ring?"
 He looked at the Emperor Banner with interest. Under his control, the Emperor Banner sometimes emitted a holy golden light and sometimes emitted a dark aura, with a huge contrast.
 "Let's call the golden one the Human Emperor Banner. This is a good name, and it can cover up the black Ten Thousand Souls Banner. The biggest function of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner is to devour souls, refine souls, and nourish souls. It must not be discovered by others."
 "The function of the Human Emperor Banner is relatively simple. At present, it is an auxiliary system. Its function is to increase gains within a certain range, speed up cultivation and healing, and make other people in the range trust me more. It can be regarded as a good passive."
 Bai Yu studied it and sighed:
 "It seems that my character will be an auxiliary spirit master in the future. I can't have combat power on the surface, and I can't be discovered when refining souls. Then I have to build a good relationship with Tang San. On the one hand, I will follow him to modify the plot, and on the other hand, I will follow him and Shrek, so my safety is guaranteed."
 "Follow Shrek in the early stage, but I must establish my own power in the middle stage, otherwise the Ten Thousand Souls Banner will be difficult to practice. Hehe, wait for me to find an opportunity to take Ah Yin into the Human Emperor Banner first. No, I will invite your mother into the Human Emperor Banner for a chat!"
 . . . . . . .
 Bai Yu made up his mind. On the other side, Tang Hao, who woke up faintly, saw Tang San standing by the bed, and his blood pressure rose again.
 "Xiao San, you, your Haotian Dog can only fart?!"
 Tang San nodded, looking embarrassed.
 Tang Hao almost vomited blood, lying on the bed, and finally accepted this reality.
 "Oh, forget it, at least it is innate full soul power, just fart, there is no useless martial soul, only useless soul master. By the way, besides you, has anyone else awakened a martial soul?"
 Tang San thought for a while and said:
 "Yes, I went late, but I asked around, Bai Yu awakened a banner, I heard it is an auxiliary martial soul, and it is innate full soul power!"
 Tang Hao was shocked, climbed up from the bed, and fell into deep thought.
 A banner, innate full soul power, auxiliary martial soul hiss, this boy will become a great man in the future!
 "Xiao San, you have to build a good relationship with him. A powerful auxiliary spirit master is the object of competition among all parties! No, you go find him now!"
 Tang San was confused and was half-pushed and half-driven out of the house by Tang Hao, walking towards Bai Yu's house.
 Tang Hao was secretly monitoring him. If Xiao San could get Bai Yu to tell him about Bai Yu, once Bai Yu joined the Spirit Hall or was hostile to Xiao San, he would kill him immediately!
 We must nip the threat in the bud!
 . . . . . . .
 "Dong Dong Dong!"
 "Who is it?"
 Bai Yu opened the door and saw Tang San, slightly surprised.
 "Xiao San, why are you here?"
 Tang San remembered Tang Hao's instructions and smiled:
 "Xiao Yu, you and I both have innate full soul power, I want to come to you to exchange experiences."
 "Exchange experiences?"
 Bai Yu probably thought of it. Tang Hao guessed that Su Yuntao would definitely recruit him, so he asked Tang San to test him. If he couldn't be used by them, he would kill him immediately!
 So Bai Yu smiled and said:
 "Okay, let's go!"
 Tang San also smiled and said:
 "Let's go to the back mountain, there are fewer people there, it's convenient to practice!"
 Going to the back mountain, you think it's convenient to kill people in the back mountain!
 Bai Yu complained in his heart, but still followed Tang San.
 I am a good brother of the third brother, what am I afraid of?
 The two came to the back mountain, Tang San deliberately took the lead in showing the Haotian Dog spirit, sighing:
 "Xiao Yu, you also saw that my spirit is a dog, but... Alas!"
 Bai Yu asked:
 "Xiao San, the beast spirit is not bad, why are you sighing?"
 Tang San said in grief and anger:
 "But my dog ​​can only fart!"
 Bai Yu: "?"
 You have combined the Haotian Dog and the Blue Silver Fart?
 Tang San's face was full of grief and anger, half true and half false.
 On the one hand, Tang Hao told him that from today, his Blue Silver Fart and Haotian Dog would be combined into one spirit, and he would be called Blue Silver Dog to the outside world.
 If anyone asked, he would say that it was a mutation of Blue Silver Fart. Anyway, no one would delve into a dog that could fart.
 After all, what can the Blue Silver Fart do with this spirit alone? Farting to kill people? Then both the combat power and the effect are ridiculously poor, and when farting, you turn your back to the enemy. What if you don't have time to fart and get killed by someone for a thousand years?
 The Haotian Dog at least has its own consciousness. It can only fart anyway, so why not let it fart? It has some deterrent effect.
 But twin martial souls are twin martial souls. No matter how rubbish or weird they are, twin martial souls will attract great attention.
 Tang Hao has a grudge against the Spirit Hall, so it is not convenient to expose it. In order to prevent Tang San's twin martial souls from attracting attention, he can only let him combine the two martial souls into one martial soul and then fool others in the name of a mutant martial soul.
 On the other hand, Tang San's grief and anger are not completely acted out. He is really angry. Why is my martial soul so disgusting!
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 【Abstract】+【Funny】+【Crazy】+【Tang San Abused】+【Master Abused】+【Martial Soul Emperor Banner (Ten Thousand Soul Banner)】 
 Bai Yu traveled through Douluo and awakened the narration system, which can modify the narration and thus affect the plot. 
 【Plot: Tang San awakened the Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer】 
 Bai Yu smiled and changed "grass" to "fart" and "hammer" to "dog". The master fell in love at first sight. Tang San is my disciple given by God! 
 【Plot: Yu Xiaogang is going to use the ten core competitive theories of martial souls to trick you into becoming his apprentice】 
 Bai Yu waved his hand and changed "ten" to "ten thousand". After that, everyone at Notting College didn't see the master for three months. It is said that the master's beard was bald in order to make up the remaining 9990 theories. 
 [Plot: Tang San is preparing to recognize Xiao Wu as the boss in the seventh dormitory] 
 Bai Yu was so crazy that he changed "大" to "妈". Tang San suddenly knelt down, crying and shouting: 
 "Mom, the unfilial son Tang San will be filial to you!" 
 (The introduction is weak, the main text is waiting for you)
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 Waiting for the blind president, naturally there is no secretive thing, bathing, changing clothes, happily living in the same room, looking in the mirror when there is likely a grimace. Anyway, there is impossible this man can do that kind of thing, but…… 
 “Cen Yu Hao, you even blindfolded my eyes!” She was so shivering. 
 “I gave you a lot of hints, blame yourself for being stupid!” 
 God! She changed clothes in front of him more than once! How long had he seen her changing? 
 “Cen Yu Hao, you rogue!” 
 He showed an evil charming smile: “Now I will really show you what is rogue!”
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 There’s nothing that Yu Wan has in common with her new neighbor– whether it’s charisma, personality, or cooking skills– other than that they both own dogs. Their two cute pets get along well (a bit far too well) and start what seems like a rocky friendship between the two; however, Yu Wan has more important things to worry about. Her wildly popular novel is about to take off into a drama adaptation, but the handsome, mysterious, and callous neighbor- is the director?!
 Shen Qingzhou (as he thinks of someone): I’d say three. ]
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 The little mermaid Song Huai gets his head smashed and realises that he’s living in a book.
 The brother next door, whom he has always adored, is the protagonist gong in the book, and he is a standard cannon fodder shou, who not only withdraws from the marriage for the protagonist gong, he also ended up with a broken home.
 The original marriage partner of the little mermaid is Lu Mian, an imperial general, is rumoured to be cold and bloodthirsty.
 In order to survive. Song Huai decided:
 1. Stay away from the protagonist gong decisively and not linger in front of the protagonist and seek death.
 At the very beginning, the admiral said coldly, as if he didn’t want to see him.
 The little mermaid was brave, grabbed the corner of his clothes with his little hand, raised his chin slightly, and said softly: “Um…Do you want to touch my fishtail?”
 The admiral who was bleeding from cuteness:! ! !
 Before marriage.
 Lu Mian: Whom you like has nothing to do with me, as long as you don’t go too far.
 Song Huai: ok
 Lu Mian : We just have a simple marriage contract, we need to leave room for each other.
 Song Huai: okkk
 After getting married,
 Lu Mian : How can Dudu look at others, He still likes that dog thing!
 Lu Mian: What is Dudu thinking? He hasn’t spoken to me for three hours.
 Lu Mian: Why doesn’t Dudu come here for a touch?
 Song Huai: …
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 System: Han Yanyan, you have been chosen by the quick transmigration world. What kind of gold finger do you want, you can propose it here.
 Han Yanyan: If the world is peaceful and prosperous, I want to be beautiful and have a lot of money. If the world is life-threatening, I want to have strong combat power.
 System: Sorry, your requirements cannot be met.
 Han Yanyan: Then why did you ask me?
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 Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old. 
 But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest. 
 He is so handsome. 
 Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins ​​in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam. 
 Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body… 
 Theater one: 
 Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema. 
 classmate:”……” 
 Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now? 
 Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation? 
 You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village. 
 Theater two: 
 The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two. 
 He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her: 
 “Are you sure you only look at my face?” 
 “I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”
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 A Certain President: Did you lay an egg? Have you lost your egg?
 Ji XiaoYu: No, we lost our egg!
 According to a legend in the common world, rooster eggs can have a great effect as a elixir. If eaten by ordinary humans, they can prolong their life, while if eaten by spiritual beasts, they can greatly increase their power.
 One year after the pheasant spirit, Ji XiaoYu, entered the land of humans, he suddenly laid an egg, but he couldn’t remember who the other father of the egg was.
 While working hard to earn money to save up for powdered milk and having to also protect the small egg from all sorts of bad characters, this pheasant’s life was really difficult.
 Unfortunately, there was also a careless black belly husband entangled with him all day long, irritating this little master to depend on him, was he not afraid!
 Joke title: “My Partner Laid an Egg and Then He Lost It; Asking Online: How Is This Possible, etc., It’s Urgent!”
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 Lin Yuetian: I’m a gentle, kind, reasonable, and hard-working person, with a remarkable IQ and EQ. My only wish is to achieve financial freedom and live in peace.
 Doctors and Psychologists: He is physically and mentally healthy.
 System: HaHa.
 Scumbag Gong(s): HaHa. #side-eye to the rows of graves whose grasses on top are taller than the next
 One sentence introduction: When a Gold medal Assassin was forced to transmigrate and do the task of abusing Scumbags. Conspiracy? Counterattack? Face-slapping? Why so serious? Dead men tell no tales~
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 Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs! 
 (Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!)
 Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before! 
 (Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!)
 Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck! 
 (Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!)
 Shu Shu: Toy boy! 
 (Yu Yu: Tomboy!)
 Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250! 
 (Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!) 
 Friends: ……
 One month later:
 Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)! 
 Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)! 
 Friends: ……
 One year later:
 Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs! 
 Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs! 
 Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!!
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 "Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!" 
 "Running as fast as I can!" 
 "Stop right there, you two! I told you not to fight in the house! My favorite vase! Blade One Yang!" 
 "Ahhhhhhh!" X2 
 Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again. 
 Quinn: It seems that Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase. 
 Everyone: That's no wonder (covering face) 
 (The author was disgusted by the clowns in Wano Country in One Piece, and opened this book because he likes the character Kaido. This is a newcomer's work. If there is anything wrong, I hope you can point it out.)
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 Lin Ning transmigrated into the future, taking over the body of a fallen idol with a reputation worse than tr*sh— a waste of a beautiful face that might as well have been gifted by the heavens themselves.
 But he only enjoyed experimenting with food, and so left the entertainment industry to tap into his cooking livestream potential, on the way picking up a cold, distant kitty with crazy fighting skills.
 Who would’ve thought that he’d once again be under the spotlight after leaving the industry, this time going viral throughout space with his food? The fans cry and scream for the has-been idol to once again return onstage.
 ***
 At first, the kitty only thought that Lin Ning was very special
 Then, film stars and bigshots began bugging Lin Ning daily and those horrible rumours started to plague him
 BA-BAM!
 The Marshal, who took on a human form so suddenly pulled him into his chest and announced, in front of the entirety of space:
 This Lin Ning— he’s mine.
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 This novel is also known as Eternal Strongest Sect
 This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home.
 Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities.
 Come on, youngsters.
 Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly!
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 Even in the Interstellar universe, a shut-in is a shut-in. Wu Zimo, a bachelor tech nerd, said that there was no pressure. As long as there was a network and a computer, nothing would be a problem!
 As for the male god, this type of mythical creature should be sitting on a pedestal with a noble and cool expression, accepting the worship of believers day and night.
 A certain shut-in: So, Marshal, we should have been running about on the road of bachelorhood all this time. Would you say that’s correct?
 Marshal: ……ah! Ah!
 Beware of mines: Sentinel/ guide, two orientations, protagonist shou, mutual pampering, 1v1
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 Hacker God Mo is the Number 1 Hacker from 21st Century. Reborn in interstellar, he became an ancient man from thousands of years ago. His ambition is to shine the name of GOD Mo in interstellar era.
 As for his Male God. He is a famous Marshal who sits in the top platform of Gods. A noble and cold person.
 To protect his little chrysanthemum. Wu ZiMo decided to pretend to be a ordinary person. Let’s see how long can Wu ZiMo can protect his chrysanthemum… I mean his identity as a ordinary person.
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