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 At this moment.
 Half of the fast-rolling barrage is the audience's complaints.
 The other half is "???" representing the audience's speechlessness.
 Some viewers even directly searched on the spot where they could get there from within 40 kilometers.
 This search immediately made them laugh.
 "Forty kilometers, riding a tricycle, and it's a road in the mountains, how long does it take to ride every day?"
 "Hahaha, I did some calculations. Even if riding a bicycle is 20 kilometers per hour, it will take two hours to reach 40 kilometers. A tricycle will be slower, right? And it's still in the mountains. Let's calculate it as three hours, and it will take six hours to go back and forth."
 "Pfft, hahaha, it's not just that, I'm eighty years old, and my speed has to be twice as slow. I ride a tricycle back and forth for more than ten hours a day, hahahaha!"
 "You succeeded in making me laugh, hahaha!"
 "..."
 Even the three mentors couldn't help opening their mouths as they sat there.
 But Chu Yunxuan didn't know what the barrage was.
 He continued to recite the words Wang Lingling gave him.
 "After my grandfather passed away, I left Majia Village. The only thing I took with me was this guitar in my hand..."
 "Because this is my grandpa's guitar. Grandpa has had a dream since he was a child, and that is music."
 "The purpose of my coming to the show is to carry my grandfather's dream all the way and fulfill his dream, stand on the stage and let this guitar shine..."
 "..."
 After finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan lowered his head and sniffed vigorously.
 He wanted to try to see if he could get the tears out, but... he couldn't.
 Barrage:
 "Pfft, hahahaha! It means this guitar is older than me, right?"
 "Come on, let's take a look. An eighty-year-old man in the mountains earns money by riding a tricycle to scavenge. However, his dream is music, and he also has a guitar. Is this reasonable?"
 "No, let's make up a miserable story and make up a slightly more reasonable one, right?"
 "I really laughed, elimination, elimination! Don't let him continue, it disgusts me to death."
 "..."
 And Chu Yunxuan's eyes secretly glanced at the reactions of the three instructors in front of him...
 The three instructors sat there with their mouths open and confusion on their faces.
 It took a while for them to come back to their senses.
 "Ahem——"
 Wu Yifan coughed dryly, then looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked:
 "Ahem, um... I have a question. You said this guitar belongs to your grandfather?"
 Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Yes, Teacher Wu, it was a long time ago."
 "Oh... I see there is a line printed on it. Is it the production date of the guitar?" Wu Yifan asked, pointing to the guitar in Chu Yunxuan's hand.
 Backstage, Wang Lingling's heart skipped a beat.
 "Silly Wu Yifan, you're the only one who talks a lot, right?" Wang Lingling couldn't help but curse.
 Wang Lingling really didn't expect that Wu Yifan would ask some detailed questions!
 Logically speaking, although everyone knows many things, especially these mentors.
 But in order to avoid causing trouble, they all chose to turn a blind eye.
 Theoretically, they wouldn't ask any more questions.
 But now, why did Wu Yifan deliberately target Chu Yunxuan?
 "Could it be that there are too many people who are suffering miserably in front of them, and they really can't bear it anymore, and they want to find someone to scare the monkeys? It's over now."
 Wang Lingling's face completely fell.
 She really couldn't save this Chu Yunxuan.
 What's more, Director Liu is still watching the live broadcast, and he is probably very angry.
 …
 Hearing Wu Yifan's words, Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.
 The production date on the guitar?
 "Ah... yes, right? It may be the production date." Chu Yunxuan replied.
 "Then read it," Wu Yifan said.
 "Uh... birth... production date... 20... April 2019."
 Wang Lingling:? ? ?
 "You really miss me!"
 Her face looked completely desperate.
 Barrage:
 "Hahahaha, what a fool! You're laughing so hard!"
 "2019, hahaha! A guitar made last year."
 "Shocked! The guitar that the 80-year-old grandpa has collected all his life was actually produced last year. Is this a disorder of time and space or a distortion of human nature?"
 "This buddy can't even sell miserably? Hahaha fuck!"
 "..."
 For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.
 This is simply outrageous.
 "Forehead--"
 Chu Yunxuan stood there awkwardly.
 Yang Mi said to Chu Yunxuan:
 "Student Chu, can your grandfather ride a tricycle for 40 kilometers or 80 miles at the age of eighty?"
 "It's forty miles, not forty kilometers." Chu Yunxuan said seriously.
 "You just said forty kilometers." Yang Mi said with a smile while hugging her chest.
 Chu Yunxuan: "..."
 "Ah? Really?"
 Yang Mi continued: "Yes, and your grandfather is eighty years old and makes money by scavenging. For an old man of that era, living like this, are you sure his dream is music?"
 Chu Yunxuan: "..."
 "Also, the question about the production date of your guitar... um... I don't even know how to smooth things over for you."
 After Yang Mi finished speaking, she suppressed a smile and covered her forehead.
 Hearing this, Chu Yunxuan froze in place.
 Ah this...
 Are there so many flaws in what I said?
 Forty miles became forty kilometers.
 And the production date of this guitar was exposed in person...
 Ah this...
 The more Chu Yunxuan thought about it, the more outrageous it became...
 Isn't this too funny?
 How could I say such outrageous things?
 Thinking back, Chu Yunxuan felt that the words he said made him unable to hold back...
 "Pfft——"
 In the next second, Chu Yunxuan couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud in front of countless audiences.
 "Hahahahaha." After Chu Yunxuan laughed, he couldn't control it anymore.
 Everyone:? ? ?
 The entire live broadcast room was full of question marks.
 And Chu Yunxuan tried his best to restrain his smile, and explained:
 "That... I'm sorry..., I'm really sorry."
 Chu Yunxuan's face turned red.
 "It's the first time to sell miserably. I really don't have much experience. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Puff."
 Even after saying that, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but laugh again.
 Barrage:
 "????"
 "???????"
 "Hahaha! This guy is here to make fun of you, right?"
 "One second I was working hard to do a miserable job, and the next second I was laughing, hahaha, I was laughing so hard!"
 "Is this a deliberate attempt by the program team to manipulate the effect of this episode?"
 "Hahahaha, I'm so nervous that I can't hold my breath for him in front of the screen!"
 "Forty kilometers away, my grandfather's hobby is music. He read out the production date of the guitar on the spot. Each one was more nervous than the other. I laughed so hard."
 "This guy is definitely going to be successful if he takes the comedian route."
 "..."
 For a moment, everyone's attitude towards Chu Yunxuan, which was extremely disgusting, changed instantly.
 Because of Chu Yunxuan's laughter, they all couldn't help laughing in front of the screen.
 Thinking again about the inconsistent words of this guy who deliberately sold himself out during this process...
 And read out the production date of the guitar last year in person...
 Everyone is going to die laughing.
 This live broadcast effect is like no other.
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 [Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation". 
 He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention. 
 All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry... 
 This guy actually did it in public. 
 Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me." 
 "My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me." 
 "But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..." 
 Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer. 
 "Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience." 
 Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone. 
 Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished... 
 No one expected... 
 The popularity of the show actually broke records. 
 "Hahaha! This guy is so interesting." 
 "Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!" 
 "..." 
 Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect... 
 An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.
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 Ye Xiu was hit by the Charity Shenhao system. As long as he does good deeds and does charity, he will continue to receive rewards.
 Internet celebrity girl: “Interview, little brother, when you have 1.5 billion in assets, what do you think is…”
 Ye Xiu stood in front of the live broadcast software, and Zheng Lingran said:
 “Don’t talk to me about money, I am not interested in money! If there is not even a drop of clean water or a mouthful of clean air in this world! Make more money. , What’s the use?”
 At this time, a prompt sound came from the mobile phone: “Ding, the bank card is in the account, 10 billion yuan.”
 Internet celebrity girl: “…”
 audience:”……”
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 How to fight your way from cannon fodder to the absolute protagonist - how does a poor little girl who is abused by her family fight to become a genius scientist and lead the human expedition to the star sea? How does an ancient tyrant whitewash himself online and create a glorious chapter? How to save the world from the hands of alien gods? How to be crowned as a god in the glory of faith? How to rise from the lowest point and use the world as a chessboard? This is an alternative guide to becoming a winner in life.
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 <li><a class="title" title="The Devil's Coming [Quick Transmigration]" target="_blank" serie_id="7804" wtr_ref="author" href="/en/serie-7901/the-devils-coming-quick-transmigration">The Devil's Coming [Quick Transmigration]</a></li>
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 (Age + group pet + sweet text, 1v1) 
 Introduction: As a little lucky star who loves flowers and flowers in the heavens, she made a mistake and was demoted to the world. She became a newborn baby. Only by saving the poorest and hapless family in the village can she return to the heavens! 
 This house is nothing, how miserable it is. The family members are so poor that they are dinged and clinked. The grandfather is paralyzed, the grandmother is blind, the father is killed, the mother is seriously ill, and the four older brothers have been blackened… and uncles, aunts, three aunts and six women. God was a demon, so miserable that the children next door were crying! 
 The only advantage may be that the family dotes on their daughter and is so embarrassing! It’s not enough for the whole family to pet the whole village together! 
 Fu Bao: Innate physique for pets, there is no way ╮(╯▽╰)╭ 
 A certain devil: Let go of that girl and let me spoil it!
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 Three years ago, Pei Junqing, a son of the Pei family in Qingzhou, was an exquisite person. He was three years old, he was seven years old, Ming Jin, twelve years old, and he became a master.
 However, Pei Junlin was suddenly violently violent, and all his bones and even his blood were taken away, leaving only one human skin, which triggered a major earthquake in the martial arts world.
 Three years later, a superfluous man emerged against the sky!
 I ’m Xiuluo, my feet are full of bones, and my blood is dead!
 Returning from rebirth, dare to call the sun and the moon for a new sky, and the king will come to the world!
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 Mu Jingzhe traveled through the sweet pet era and became the straw-bag female partner of the heroine control group, and the stepmother of the five children of her newly-dead husband. 
 The five children are like villains. 
 At this time, the five big brothers are still pitiful. 
 After weighing it, Mu Jingzhe decided to stay and take care of their lives temporarily, hoping not to retaliate against her in the future. 
 Unexpectedly, when she was about to leave, the five big men would hold her and hold her? 
 —— 
 After a long time, the dead husband Shao Qihai came back 
 Shao Dong, a frightening business tycoon: “Thank you mom.” 
 Famous writer Shao Xi: “Mom helped me.” 
 Shao Nan, who was scrambled by two top universities: “Mom chooses.” 
 Shao Bei, the youngest actress: “I love my mother the most.” 
 Shao Zhong, a world-renowned top musician: “For mom.” 
 …… 
 The five children only know that their mothers don’t know their fathers. The good brothers and old rivals of the past are all waiting to abduct his wife home. 
 Shao Qihai: Huh? ! ! 
 I’m not dead yet, I’m back alive! !
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 Wang Haoran travels to a parallel world constructed by urban Shuangwen novels and becomes a villain and rich second generation. 
 As a villain, in the future, his favorite sister paper will be robbed by the protagonist, tens of billions of property will be seized by the protagonist, and eventually the protagonist will ruin the family. 
 Fortunately, it is in the early stage of the plot, and none of this has happened yet. 
 Hey, Crossing also comes with a [Super Villain System], will it become stronger when dealing with the protagonist? ! 
 I want it all, chance, sister paper!
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 The confrontation between light and darkness has never stopped, and the starry night that received Noah’s light travels step by step in the endless battle to defeat Zaki.
 The legendary light of the universe, the protector of the universe, the kingdom of light…
 Starry night said that I was just a porter who moved the soul of the monster to the monster graveyard.
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 Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will be ruined for life by various superb scumbags. Then he wore these superb scumbags. ——Pampered in the 1980s
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 Legend has it that there were four other civilizations on Earth besides us, Atlantis of the ocean civilization, Mesopotamia of the food civilization, Muria of the natural civilization, and the most mysterious Ghanda civilization. 
 "Casual Civilization" is a casual game with these four civilizations as the background. 
 Chu Lin suddenly gained the ability to enter this game, and also found that he could bring the prawns refreshed in the Atlantis map out of reality. 
 At first, he calculated that one pound of fine prawns was 60 yuan, and as long as the prawns refreshed every day were moved out of the game, he could earn 40,000 yuan a day. 
 Later, as the Atlantis map was upgraded, he found that he seemed to be able to cultivate prawns of quality beyond reality! 
 With the continuous opening of the four civilization maps, things that surpassed the quality of reality appeared one after another, and everything was different!
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 <li><a class="title" title="Can I enter the Shushan game?" target="_blank" serie_id="5291" wtr_ref="author" href="/en/serie-5301/can-i-enter-the-shushan-game">Can I enter the Shushan game?</a></li>
 <li><a class="title" title="Carrying a game world with you" target="_blank" serie_id="7378" wtr_ref="author" href="/en/serie-7467/carrying-a-game-world-with-you">Carrying a game world with you</a></li>
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 Wu Wei was reborn in the summer of 1986, before he became a disciple. 
 The brick kiln where he worked had just collapsed, killing the boss, leaving behind two children and a pretty wife. 
 Before the brick kiln boss's body was cold, the pretty wife in mourning clothes set her sights on him. 
 Wu Wei carried his bedding roll and ran back home overnight. 
 He had been a son-in-law for more than 30 years in his previous life, but he had no children. 
 In the end, all the wealth he had saved by living frugally and taking advantage of the world went to the three of them. 
 Wu Wei would never jump into the same fire pit twice. 
 After being reborn, who would still marry into a son-in-law's family? 
 If he had that much time, he could have married a woman and started a family. 
 To start a family, you must first establish a career, and only by establishing a career can you make money. 
 So Wu Wei's rebirth began as a bricklayer. 
 Also known as "You Force Me to Be a Son-in-law, Right?" and "Rebirth in 1986 Starts from a Bricklayer"
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 Guan Dounan traveled to the world of Conan, and unexpectedly found that he had a stand-in “King of Comedy” and became a stand-in messenger. However, this double actually looks exactly the same as that “little black”?
 As the so-called stand-in messenger will attract each other, Conan is the stand-in messenger, Xiao Ai is the stand-in messenger, Kidd is the stand-in messenger, Xiao Lan… Oh, she doesn’t have a stand-in, but she has double A.
 In addition to this, there are many stand-in messengers who choose to embark on the path of crime, and it is time to count their sins.
 “Little guy, your ability is the most useless!”
 “I understand, the ability of gin! It’s…”
 “Yahahahah, it’s a stand-in of the same type as my comedy king.”
 “Senior Guan! Hurry up and think of a way to use your invincible stand-in!”
 “I Guan Dounan just want to live a peaceful life…”
 (Original stand-in, based on the world view of Conan, the characters in jojo will occasionally make cameos)
 (On the basis of the original case, the magic change is not limited to the pure stand-in ability, but also has supernatural, demon, and superpower elements. In short, it is metaphysics to the end.)
 (Slow heat, although it sounds weird to say this, but in the early stage, I mainly laid various foreshadowings, so it will look a little dull)
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 【Beast Taming + Simulator + Relaxation + Academy + Evolution】 
 In the age of universal beast taming, everyone has their own unique talent. 
 The predecessor was the most useless talent for novices, "Ancient Memory". 
 After crossing, he awakened the golden finger "Beast Taming Simulator". 
 From this moment on! 
 Simulate the ancient times and activate the original bloodline. 
 I want all the evolution routes of pet talents and skills! 
 Starting with a little seal, you can also raise the ancestor dragon Kun. 
 Starting with a little monkey, you can also raise the Monkey King. 
 Starting with a little dog, you can also raise the Kunlun Dog God. 
 Starting with a little pigeon, you can also raise the Star Domain Lord. 
 Starting with a little pterosaur, you can also raise the Curse Destroying Dragon God. 
 Starting with a little turtle, you can also raise the Eternal Candle Turtle. 
 All members are ancient beasts! 
 There is no most against the sky, only more against the sky! 
 ps: The initial pet is a little seal_(:3 ⌒ﾞ)_ 
 Patriotic, positive energy, cousin, pesticide name, don't enter if you don't like it 
 At the request of fans, 300,000 students are studying lolita women's clothing hot dance╮( •́ω•̀ )╭
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