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 Spy satellite?
 In the live broadcast room.
 Listening to Su Yun's words, everyone was dumbfounded.
 [No, anchor, if you want to make up lies, you have to make up something decent! 】
 [That’s right, you might as well just say you hit a UFO, then Uncle Hat will treat you as a fool and hang up on you. 】
 [I thought that Handicraft Cloud was planning to surrender, but now it seems that he wanted to get even more guilty! 】
 [In order to improve the effect of the program, the anchor even worked hard while calling the police. He really made me cry to death! 】
 [Originally, Uncle Hat planned to rebel against your life sentence, but now it’s better to shoot him on the spot. 】
 Everyone in the live broadcast room began to ridicule Su Yun.
 After all, in their opinion, it is really immoral to use Uncle Hat as a program effect.
 But Su Yun was not affected by the strange atmosphere in the live broadcast room.
 I saw him talking to his mobile phone with a serious face:
 “Uncle Hat, let me reiterate, I’m not talking nonsense.
 It is indeed possible that I have hit a spy satellite, and I hope you can come over as soon as possible. "
 …
 Sioux City Central Connection Room.
 Police officer Zhang Dajun, who had always had a gentle attitude, frowned at this moment and gave a solemn warning to the other end of the phone:
 "Comrade, let me reiterate.
 Your joke is not funny and your behavior is a waste of police energy!
 Please stop your behavior immediately! "
 Zhang Dajun was a little angry.
 He couldn't go home to celebrate the New Year, which made him feel angry.
 As a result, now, his whole body is not well.
 In previous years, many people called the police on New Year's Eve.
 But most of them were people getting into fights after drinking too much during the New Year, or setting off fireworks and accidentally setting the house on fire.
 And this kind of thing.
 The police station can also handle it quickly.
 Or send police officers to catch the criminals who were fighting.
 Or just transfer it to the relevant department and let them handle it.
 However, the content of the alarm call made by this gentleman on the phone is a bit outrageous!
 Destroyed a satellite, or a spy satellite?
 the most important is.
 According to the description on the other side of the phone.
 The way this gentleman brought down the satellite was not with cannons or missiles.
 But fireworks?
 Could it be any more outrageous?
 Fireworks can only fly a few hundred meters high at best, and satellites are things that are out of the atmosphere and far away in space!
 so.
 When he heard the other party's description clearly, Zhang Dajun immediately concluded that the other party was joking.
 But the person on the phone repeatedly reiterated that he was not lying.
 And I hope he will come as soon as possible.
 Zhang Dajun almost laughed out of anger.
 Okay, okay, you’re celebrating the Chinese New Year, you’re having fun with me, right?
 Then don’t blame me for inviting you back to the Bureau to celebrate the New Year!
 With that said, Zhang Dajun directly asked for Su Yun's name, contact information and address.
 After writing down all of this, Zhang Dajun handed it directly to the police officer responsible for attendance:
 “This man made a false police report during the Chinese New Year.
 Take a few people over to see whose children they are, and educate them!
 If you don't discipline and discipline him, he will rebel sooner or later! "
 "yes."
 The police officer on the side took it while suppressing a smile.
 Telephone numbers in the connection room are generally open to the public.
 So he also heard clearly the conversation between the two just now.
 "No. 136 Jingfang Road, Su Yun..."
 Looking at the address and name in his hand, the police officer was also a little curious.
 What kind of genius must be the person who made up such outrageous lies...
 …
 "Okay, my address is No. 136 Jingfang Road..."
 "Well, I'm at home. Come quickly."
 After calling the police, Su Yun breathed a sigh of relief.
 At this moment, he just thought about the hat uncles coming over quickly to check whether the one he shot down was a spy satellite.
 But he never dreamed of it.
 If you report a case yourself, you will be educated soon.
 "Let's sort out the video evidence before the police arrive."
 The nearest police station is at least twenty minutes' drive away.
 Su Yun certainly won't wait.
 After simply packing up the equipment, he returned directly to his workroom.
 Sitting in front of a computer.
 Su Yun first downloaded today's live broadcast replay.
 I compiled the videos from lighting fireworks, taking off, and crashing into satellites in low-Earth orbit.
 And at this time.
 Looking at Su Yun who looked indifferent, the viewers in the live broadcast room were also very angry.
 [No, just knocking off the satellite, why are you still teasing Uncle Hat? 】
 [Handmade Cloud is a bit out of control this time. 】
 [To be honest, I watch the handmade cloud live broadcast just for fun, but obviously this time he went too far. 】
 [My ability to make up lies by hand is so awesome. It’s much better than me helping an old lady cross the road when I’m late for school. 】
 [Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. This anchor knows the effect of the show. 】
 [Now we’re just waiting for Uncle Hat to come and see how the host can tell his lie. 】
 Apparently.
 Following Su Yun's action to call the police.
 The audience in the live broadcast room was divided into two groups.
 Some people think.
 Su Yun not only knocked down our country's satellite, but also openly teased Uncle Hat. Using Uncle Hat as a program effect was really a bit excessive.
 And some people were made to laugh out loud.
 After all, these people turn on the live broadcast just to have fun.
 As for what the anchor did, what impact will it have, and what does it have to do with them?
 Wouldn't it be nice to have fun watching it?
 With this mentality.
 Some older brothers who were not short of money also started buying gifts.
 This also caused the popularity of the live broadcast room to rise exponentially again!
 soon.
 And as the heat rises.
 Continuously, new viewers began to join.
 For a while.
 The number of simultaneous online viewers in the live broadcast room exceeded 150,000!
 Look at the gifts flying all over the screen.
 The viewers who had just joined the live broadcast room were suddenly confused.
 [What is the anchor doing? 】
 [You’re new upstairs, the anchor was playing satellite just now. 】
 【Satelite? What the hell, I’ve only heard of masturbation. 】
 [It’s much better than masturbating. The anchor not only masturbates, but also teases Uncle Hat. We are waiting to see him being educated by Uncle Hat. 】
 [Wow, you dare to use Uncle Hat as a show effect. 】
 [No way, uncle teasing the hat during the Chinese New Year, do you want to let your ideals fly in the bureau? 】
 [I would like to call the anchor the most ruthless person in the live broadcast industry! 】
 Time is ticking.
 As the popularity of the live broadcast room continues to rise, the number of people in the live broadcast room is also increasing.
 At first, like the newcomers before them, they didn’t understand what the 300,000 people were watching.
 But with the explanation of some old fans.
 Everyone's curiosity was also aroused.
 Fireworks hit the satellite and teased Uncle Hat.
 Good guy, isn’t this better than the sketch?
 There are more and more people in the live broadcast room.
 That's when.
 A clear siren sounded.
 Accompanied by a few crisp footsteps.
 Two uniformed police officers appeared in the live broadcast room.
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 Su Yun traveled to a parallel world and became a funny internet celebrity inventor.
 What I usually invent are things that are completely funny and have no practical use.
 But after activating the popular inventor system, the style of painting began to change.
 Fireworks with a theoretical range that can be stacked infinitely can knock down spy satellites with one shot.
 The electromagnetic shotgun shot down the provocative F22 entering the country.
 Underwater fishing robot salvaged illegally entered nuclear submarines.
 Yingjiang was so scared that the world was shocked.
 The country refuted the rumors overnight. All this is the result of live broadcast, so don't be nervous.
 until...
 Steel armors of various models appeared collectively over Su Yun's house.
 The country is completely in ruins.
 Showdown! Stop pretending!
 I! rabbit! Blue Star is No. 1!
 After I finish speaking, who is in favor and who is against?
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 The dawn era after the end of the half century has gradually rebuilt the order, abandoned civilization, and is full of undivided violence and desire. 
 The noble and powerful pioneers are in charge of the city, and the evil and mad plagues are in the wilderness. 
 Pure human beings who cannot mutate are the weakest, dominated by the rulers of the pioneers, and are not as good as animals in the wilderness. 
 A purely humanized young man with a worldly experience has quietly entered the WTO, holding a three-foot long knife and a long-distance desire to boil in the world of purgatory. From the nameless name to the sorrow of the Supreme Court, the name of the black ride is resounding!
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 Our protagonist Lin Yufei entered this infinite space by chance. This article is to tell the legendary stories that happened after he entered the space.
 Among them are love, hate, laughter, tears, courage, cowardice, and all manners of human beings. Each volume is a movie world, and readers can pick and choose familiar ones to watch.
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 Zhou Wen, who entered the survival game, unlocked the cheat. 
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 Zhou Wen entered the battlefield: 
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 This talent is awesome! 
 Other players: This game is not normal! 
 Zhou Wen: No! It's not normal when I'm here!
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 The youngest sword god in Xiuxian Continent was reborn after crossing the catastrophe, and he came to the interstellar age, and was raised as a boy by his unreliable father ever since.
 There are male protagonists in this article.
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 After suddenly dying while trying to meet a deadline, Gu Huai transmigrated and became a non-human race.
 This race is cruel and cold, making them feared and shunned by everyone in the interstellar world.
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 At the end of the dark 40,000 years, the enemies in the Milky Way launched their final offensive. When the end of the Era comes, the eternal war will come to an end. The human empire has now reached its destined final moment. 
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 [Quickly wear, 1v1, Su Chongtian] 
 Chu Wu, the demon girl, is about to wear it! 
 She is bound to the vicious female matching system, but she doesn’t want to go from the original plot, she chooses the most beautiful beauty in every world to fall in love! 
 “I love you, I love you the most.” 
 But whenever she wants to run away… 
 Qinggui BOSS pulled off his tie: “It’s good to love me for the rest of my life, eh?” 
 The weak mermaid looked at her pitifully: “Are you really going to leave me alone?” 
 Schoolmaster Jie Hao forced her into the corner: “I don’t even want to run if I scold her!” 
 The feminine factory man curled his lips and smiled: “Run again, the leg breaks!” 
 Chu Wu: “…” 
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 She stays, can’t she stay!
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 However, ten years later, he died under the gun of his beloved younger brother. When he opened his eyes again, it was the moment when he had just received the admission notice from Capital College. 
 He will take back what is owed to him! What is lost, he will take back! 
 Whether it’s hatred or a dream, in this life, he just wants to live to the fullest! 
 Although this guy is an iron-blooded and tough guy, he is full of all kinds of idlers. In simple terms, he is a bandit and a hooligan, so don’t be fooled by the slogans this guy shouts→_→Go and mess with me happily, Brother Wushu~~ 
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 Qin Yi: … 
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 In order for humanity to preserve its final embers, the heads of states issued orders of retreat, to no longer attack the Cubes but rather to cling to remote cities, which they turned into self-sufficient survivor bases and around which they built 100-meter-tall Walls of Life!
 Many years later, while bearing the heavy weight of history, the first expeditionary force brought back a world changing piece of information. The Cubes possessed exceedingly high intelligence and they regularly transmitted mission instructions to humans nearby. The mission rewards were incredible.
 Since then, humans rushed out of the confines of the walls and once more set foot on the wasteland!
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 Astra is a gay man. A solid top, a seme, the real deal. Unfortunately for him, he transmigrated into a bg harem novel.
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 And so, every time he witnessed the male lead’s domineering aura while wiping out all the bad guys, Astra would pay his due respects and act along with the rest of the crowd: “You’re so awesome!”
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 It took a while for Wen to realize that he was actually jealous of that woman.
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