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 ﻿Chapter 19 â€“ Chemist Intrudes Florida Man's House, Kowtows for Forgiveness
 While Leo had a mental breakdown during the waiting, a group of white-robed cultivators returned to the Life Sword Sect. These outer disciples were Gao Yan's bullies, and they were all 19 years old. They gossiped.
 "You saw that, right?"
 "Yeah, the rumor is real. Gao Yan got immortal grasses from him!"
 "There are plenty of spirit grasses around here. Should we go collect them?"
 "And get ourselves killed? I'm sure he's growing them. If we steal those, we'll offend him!"
 "But Gao Yan got the immortal grasses from him..."
 "Remember the rules of survival number one â€“ Run whenever you see a stranger with a superior cultivation base. It's not worth risking our lives for the unknown!"
 "But Gao Yan..."
 "That guy has an exceptional physique. That elder must have noticed that and decided to help. What about us? We are all Qi condensation stage, but we can only cultivate non-elemental Qi! If we go talk to him, instead of getting anything, he would have killed us!"
 "..."
 Everybody was dejected. Still, for the sake of contribution points, they rushed to the contribution pavilion to report their findings.
 The next mystic realm opening was about three weeks away. They had to get ready to compete for the spot within the sect, and they needed contribution points to earn the right to compete.
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 = Alchemy Department =
 In this department, there was a custom â€“ Every Monday at 8 AM, a trainee was always randomly chosen by a lottery drawing, and the chosen trainee had to give a demonstration or share their knowledge, research, refining tricks, or insight.
 There was also another unspoken rule - The chosen trainee must not present their knowledge half-heartedly. After all, after the presentation, every trainee was free to criticize, chastise, or debate the lecturer if the workshop class was poor and mundane. Therefore, if someone gave a weak or bad lecture, he would be humiliated on the spot.
 Gao Yan joined the little gathering of 20 trainees. As he was still a disciple who couldn't concoct a pill, his name wasn't put in the lottery, so he could come here every week to listen to free lectures.
 The lecturer today was a 22-year-old alchemist intern, who was also an outer disciple of the Sixth Element Sect. He had been working for Life Sword Sect as a guest alchemist for six months. He had short black hair. His face was full of pimples. His fingernails were black, and his skin was riddled with black spots as he had been exposed to various types of poison substances.
 "Fellow alchemists, my name is Jin Yong. As my friends know, I'm from the Sixth Element Sect, which is well-versed in poison element. I'll be demonstrating how to extract venom from poisonous plants and choose the right catalyst ingredients for poison element pills."
 Gao Yan's pupils dilated as he was interested in the unknown element. In the books, they only described five elements â€“ Earth, Fire, Water, Wood, and Metal. None of them mentioned poison elements.
 "Before I start, I must correct the misconception. Yes, poison is harmful. But when it is correctly utilized, it can become medicine. To prove my point, I'll show you how to make an anti-infection dressing gel with this bone-rotting sap."
 "..."
 Nobody uttered a word as they focused on how Jin Yong refined the purple sap in a small cauldron on the table.
 The lecture lasted four hours.
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 Later that day, at 10 PM, Jin Yong left Magpie City and took a stroll in the eastern forest to change his mood.
 During the morning, the lecture was a success. Only a few seniors debated with him, but nobody managed to humiliate him in front of the crowd. He managed to get some praise from a senior guest alchemist, who came to see the lecture.
 Because of the happy mood, Jin Yong enjoyed the scenery and let his imagination run wild during the stroll. As his brain came up with various impossible scenarios, he suddenly remembered one of the trending rumors around the sect.
 In the east forest, a mysterious senior lurked there. He was also the reason Gao Yan awakened Wood Qi and became Wu Buyi's disciple.
 Curious, Jin Yong leaped over the tall trees and ventured deeper into the forest.
 A few minutes later, Jin Yong finally saw a dense fog at a distance. Unperturbed and confident in his foundation establishment stage's strength, Jin Yong entered the fog area.
 After entering the fog, Jin Yong couldn't see anything beyond five meters in front of him. Still, he kept placing himself on top of pine trees. When he landed on a tree in the fog, he noticed something odd - The tree bark and leaves were all shining in blue.
 Jin Yong silently collected a few nuts and put them in his clothes. He would compare them to the encyclopedia book in his dorm later. For now, he continued traveling further, searching for the source of the anomaly.
 After 10 minutes, Jin Yong saw two sources of bright light. One came from the windows of a large cabin while the other one came from the building behind it, but it was dimmer. Jin Yong approached the brightest area first to get a closer look.
 The orange light of the building was so bright that it amazed Jin Yong. He had never seen any tool or lamp that illuminated this far. Curious about the source of light, he got down from the tree and stood in front of the building with glass windows.
 Jin Yong looked at the weird long bulbs of light inside the cabin at first. Then, his eyes lowered and noticed a dozen transparent containers lining the table.
 The round pills of various colors interested him.
 "Pills? What pills are these? I've never seen them before."
 Jin Yong was frustrated. He wanted to sniff them to check what kind of pills they were, but no scent came out from the glass windows. He turned to the door, wondering if he should knock on it to call the owner.
 Hesitated, Jin Yong took a few steps back to look at the building's signboard, which was brightly illuminated by peculiar purple light.
 [We Sell Weed]
 Jin Yong was astonished. If this was a store, the store owner might have a mental issue. Still, it gave him hope. Since this was a store, Jin Yong tried to open the door.
 CREAK
 It was unlocked. Jin Yong entered the store and looked inside.
 The interior was bright as if it was daytime. Many weird glass containers emitted chilling air. All of them also had a light bulb built-in, illuminating the content inside.
 The alchemist trainee was stunned. He didn't know what he should check first. Still, his legs brought him toward the tallest object in the room â€“ The Supermarket Showcase Refrigerator. Then, he noticed the vegetables on the showcase.
 There were countless black grasses, blue coriander, mutated cabbages, and gold bananas lining in order. Every item emitted thick elemental Qi.
 "I-Immortal grasses?! Yin Cabbage and Sand Banana?! I-Is this an immortal herb pavilion?!"
 Jin Yong gulped. He turned to the other fridges to see the other items.
 The glass-door refrigerators were also filled with cabbages and black grasses. However, the slide-door chests had something else.
 There were meat cuts, buckets of blood, and packages of innards in there.
 Jin Yong turned to the meat display fridges. He also noticed beautiful cuts of red meat, but they looked the same as meat in the city's market.
 "Commoner's food is here too. What is this place?"
 Jin Yong looked around, but he couldn't see any other item. Then, his nose caught a pleasant aroma. He followed the scent and found a transparent pot, containing black water and a blue coriander at the south corner of the cabin.
 For an unknown reason, Jin Yong had the urge to drink the water. He approached the pot and was about to open the lid.
 CREAK
 Suddenly, someone entered the store through the backdoor. Jin Yong immediately turned around and found the store owner. He was an elder with long white hair and a silky-smooth white beard. In his hands, he carried a glass pot full of purple liquid while wearing strange gloves.
 Leo stared at Jin Yong, "Is there something I can do for you, mister?"
 Jin Yong was surprised for a moment before his eyes were attracted by the purple liquid in the glass pot. His nose caught on the familiar scent of a poisonous substance, telling him that the content was poisonous.
 'Poison liquid? I haven't seen that before? What kind of poison is that?'
 He turned his attention to the elder. Then, he noticed the colorful aurora around him. Just like the others, Jin Yong was nervous. He gulped.
 'A soul formation cultivator, the sixth stage! He's as strong as the sect master! The rumor is true!!'
 As an inferior 3rd stage cultivator, Jin Yong didn't dare to offend the senior. He quickly knelt and cupped his fist.
 "Please forgive this junior for trespassing senior's abode!"
 "..."
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 Meanwhile, Leo scratched his head and frowned at Jin Yong. He thought to himself.
 'Why do these guys always overreact when they see me? What did I ever do to them?'
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 In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.
 Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.
 Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.
 Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
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 He sold magic weapons on Taobao and participated in the Double Eleven Feijian promotion, accidentally becoming the sales champion. 
 He has sold vinegared dragon liver, steamed phoenix marrow, and spicy big kun fin in Meituan, and was rated as the top ten must-eat takeaway by sand sculpture netizens. 
 He helped people refit the flying sword and accidentally won the F1 Formula 1 competition. 
 He is Su Mu. 
 A profiteer who has traveled to the world of highly developed cultivation and magic! 
 He not only has a plug-in, but also a cute sister. 
 His slogan is: My sister can’t be so cute… 
 Pooh! 
 It is krypton gold that becomes immortal, one liver to the end! 
 My own krypton is not a big deal, it’s great to let others cry and beg for krypton together. 
 Little money is really sweet.
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 After transmigrating, Chen Yu found himself in a highly militarized world. But the “will of the world” had concluded that he was an intruder and put a curse on him.
 [Effect of the Curse: State reversal]
 [Cultivation in progress: Internal strength -1, -2, -1, -21……]
 [Physical training in progress: Obesity +1; Weakness +1; Strength -1; Endurance -1……]
 Chen Yu grumbled, “This is really too much! I am not going to practice anymore!”
 [Lazing in progress: Internal strength +1, +2, +2, +1……]
 [Burning the midnight oil in progress: Health +1; Immunity +1; Lung function +1; Exhaustion -1……]
 [Indulgence in progress: Health +4; Energy +3; Strength +3; Internal strength +20; Lifespan +2; Time as a sage -5……]
 This curse… is really marvelous!
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 To pick is to choose. This is a story about choices. Three thousand world full of gods and demons, with a daoist scroll in your hand, you are able to control the entire universe…
 At the beginning of time, a mystical meteor came crashing down from outer space and scattered all over the world. A piece of it landed in the Eastern Continent. There were mysterious totems carved upon the meteor. Through viewing these totems, the humankind comprehended the Dao and established the Orthodoxy.
 Several thousand years later, the fourteen years old orphan Chen Changsheng left his master to cure his illness and change his fate. He brought a piece of marriage vow with him to the capital, thus began the journey of a rising hero.
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 [WARNING: EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT]
 “If you ever come near my woman again, I will find you, brutally torture you, and unleash hell's wrath upon you for the rest of eternity."
 Her story with him should've never been said. Their world was as cruel as it was cunning. Werewolves rained terror upon humans as warriors of the nation. Vampires ruled high society with an iron fist.
 All her life, Ophelia wondered why the vampires and werewolves in the kingdom never attacked her—only to realize she was declared off-limits ten years ago. Yet, the entire realm was fighting over the rights to her body—or her life. But why? And what for?
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 The age of faith turns millennia, and when everyone thinks it will last forever, a new age arrives with the roar of the machines.
 Steam engines, machine factories, firearms, artillery, steel warships!
 The old beliefs are crumbling in the awakened humanity, and the gods in the starry sky set foot on the mortal world.
 Creatures in the mortal world awaken to their origins, stand up, and welcome a new era.
 Who can ascend to the throne of the new era amid the loud voices of the crowd?
 I was summoned by the forbidden power to write a chapter of a demon sage…
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 Chen Sha came to a world of immortal martial arts and was ordered to take charge of the world’s first sect.
 Before his death, the previous chief told him:
 “If you don’t become the best in the world for one day, you are not allowed to go down the mountain for one day.”
 So he closed himself in painstakingly, crossed the heaven gate in his body, and faced off against the ancient and modern powerhouses…
 …
 Many years later, Chen Sha recalled the day he went down the mountain,
 From the moment he descended the mountain, he was number one in the world.
 In the next ten epochs, any gods and demons have returned, immortals and Buddhas have lived in the world, ancient powers and ancient gods have appeared one after another.
 No matter how the times change, he has always been No. 1 in the world and has never changed.
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 Um? Did he encounter Spiritual Qi's revival? Is there actually a Practitioner who can fly and escape in this world? The strong one is the king, the loser is the bandit...
 In this Practitioner era, a poor boy in a small base city unexpectedly received a mysterious inheritance from outer space.
 The original goal was just to improve the Cultivation Base and protect my family, but now why is it so powerful?
 Improve the Cultivation Base, protect the home, protect the country, and shock all directions...
 From then on, I embarked on a road leading to the unknown.
 Break into the secret realm, guard Daxia, step on the stars, and travel the ancient road...
 Holding a mysterious ancient sword in hand, riding a Nirvana phoenix...
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 Before his rebirth, Su Gu Bai was half alive and half dead, ugly as scrap metal. 
 After the rebirth, Su Gu Bai touched his little face, pinched his little arms, poked his little heart, and then stretched his little long legs, and nodded with satisfaction: “Well, yes, it’s hot everywhere, Soft and beautiful!” 
 Before his rebirth, Su Gu Bai was forced to become one of the most wanted demons on the world’s most wanted list, who was killed on the spot. 
 After the rebirth, Su Gu Bai scratched his chin with one hand, and poked the mini compression bomb with explosive power with the other, and pondered: “One of the things is not good enough for the boss, and the devil is not good enough, why not replace it with the God of Plague? Grandpa is so good-looking, he is completely worthy of the title of immortal appearance, right?” 
 Everyone: … You may have a distorted misunderstanding of the gods of plague and gods—
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 In her last life, she was miserable and ordinary. This time, she got into the fashion and was reborn in another world. She was still the same person… even with the same body and face. What was the point of reincarnation? A childhood companion? He always pulled her hair and made troubles for her? A handsome boy? The boy never looked at her and was 15 years older than her! A prestigious teacher? The teacher spent his days eating and drinking, coaxed, played tricks, and controlled others… Too scary and better run away? No no no, such a challenging life was bound to be wonderful! Now let me take you back to the 70s and live a fast life!
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 With the memory of a Level 200, Tier 3 Mage. Lu Yang returned back to his life ten years ago. Destiny made a joke with him. He was betrayed and everything he worked for was taken away. He had to get it back. 
 The game’s money making methods, dungeon strategy, legendary quest, equipment source, secret blueprints, combat skills. He knows all. See how a reborn player with his brothers swept the country, burned the world and created the legend of The Fire God!
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 When he woke up, Su Yue traveled to a gamified world and obtained a selection system. This world, when night falls, will breed evil spirits and evil spirits.
 In order to survive, everyone needs to complete various tasks under the dark night to survive, so as to obtain rewards, transform themselves, and make them stronger.
 [Ghost language—everyone knows that there are many ghost words and ghost words. Nine times out of ten, it is false. After using it, it can influence other people’s judgments of you according to the star rating. 】
 [Ghost ear – it is the most special hearing in the world, with it, all whispers can’t hide from your ears. 】
 [Blood-stained sharp-tapered hammer—forty small hammer, eighty large hammer, oh sorry, I accidentally pushed harder, if you have a next life, I will pay attention. 】
 [Old contract after use – bad stomach? It doesn’t matter, here is a thoughtful stomach nourishing package. 】
 Su Yue: “The top of the ghost, proud of the world, if I have Su Yue, there will be heaven! … My wife saves me!”
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 [All People job change + decisive killing + ruthless and cold-blooded + ape breeding plan]
 The game invaded reality, and the once-familiar [monsters] ravaged the world.
 When the living space of human beings decreased sharply, Blue Star entered the era of All People job change.
 On the day of the unified job change organized by the school, Ou Hua changed his job to become a berserker who has reached the perfect fit.
 But it's different from those berserkers who 'lost their heads, woo woo woo'. He is so calm!
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