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 <p>After returning from Deng Yunqiang's house, Deng Shirong, who had not used the toilet for two days, finally couldn't hold it in any longer, so he picked up a shit cake and walked towards the village's shit lake.</p>
 <p>Shit cake and Shit Lake are both transliterations of Hakka. The so-called Shit cake is a bamboo stick used for shaving buttocks. No one in the countryside in this era would use toilet paper to wipe their buttocks. All they use is this kind of polished bamboo stick without thorns. .</p>
 <p>This kind of bamboo strip is about the width of a finger and about the same length and thickness as chopsticks.</p>
 <p>As for Shit Lake, it is the public toilet of this era.</p>
 <p>Nowadays, people in rural areas live in mud-brick houses. They don’t have toilets in their homes. At most, they can simply surround a place for bathing, and then put a small water tank in it. This thing is not used to hold bath water, but to Peeing.</p>
 <p>If you want to get into the tub, you have to go to the village's public restroom - Shit Lake.</p>
 <p>Before arriving at Shit Lake, Deng Shirong coughed first.</p>
 <p>There is a reason for this cough, because the current Shit Lake is simply surrounded by a bamboo fence half a person's height. There is no door lock. It is not clear whether anyone is squatting in it, so the number of people who come to squat is generally They would all cough as a reminder.</p>
 <p>If someone is squatting inside, just cough in response.</p>
 <p>Moreover, the current Shit Lake does not distinguish between men and women. If you rush in without warning, it will be okay if you encounter a man in it, because everyone can squat together.</p>
 <p>But if you encounter a lesbian squatting in a pit and you rush in as a man, the scene will be embarrassing!</p>
 <p>Therefore, lesbians in this era not only have to fight quickly, but also have to keep an eye on all directions and listen to all directions. Once they hear footsteps outside, they have to cough immediately to remind them.</p>
 <p>Deng Shirong coughed and found no one responded, so he held his breath, moved the bamboo fence and walked in, then closed the bamboo fence.</p>
 <p>Even though he had been mentally prepared, Deng Shirong still had a hard time accepting it when he saw the nowhere to go. Especially when he started to breathe, the indescribable smell came from his nose. The smell was really It’s so hard to bear.</p>
 <p>If Deng Shirong hadn't been able to hold it in any longer, he would have really wanted to turn around and leave.</p>
 <p>At this moment, he really understood that sentence deeply: It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.</p>
 <p>In his previous life, he came to Shit Lake to squat, which lasted until his family built a new house in 1989. By then, everyone had long been accustomed to the smell of Shit Lake and didn't feel any discomfort.</p>
 <p>However, Deng Shirong's family built a septic tank and a separate bathroom after 1989, and even used a flush toilet after 2008.</p>
 <p>Later, after his eldest grandson taught him how to use a smartphone, he sat on the toilet and read novels for half an hour.</p>
 <p>How comfortable was it to go to the toilet at that time?</p>
 <p>Look at it now, the place where I landed is either shit or urine. There are still countless tons of shit and urine in the shit pit behind my butt. There are countless shit lake worms crawling around in the shit and urine, with thorns one after another. The smell of the nose is trying its best to penetrate into the nose, and the scene is as disgusting as it is.</p>
 <p>It’s strange that Deng Shirong could easily accept such a strong contrast.</p>
 <p>It only took Deng Shirong less than a minute to finish squatting in the toilet. The speed was extremely rare in his squatting career.</p>
 <p>After pulling up his pants, he rushed out.</p>
 <p>Even after being inside for less than a minute, my clothes were smelled faintly of shit.</p>
 <p>At this moment, Deng Shirong made a decision in his heart. After making money, he would build a house as soon as possible and put everything else in the back row. Otherwise, life would be really difficult!</p>
 <p>He wanted to enjoy his rebirth, but he didn't want to suffer this pain every day.</p>
 <p>…</p>
 <p>At night, under the bright moonlight, Deng Shirong and his children sat in front of their home to enjoy the cool air. Each person held a fan and kept driving away mosquitoes.</p>
 <p>Thinking that his children had been eating plain porridge with pickles for another day today, Deng Shirong asked, "A-Zhen, can we get new grains for our rice?"</p>
 <p>In the past few years, Deng Yunzhen has been the chef at home. She naturally knows how long the oil, salt, rice and noodles at home can last. She answered without even thinking about it: "Of course, at the rate our family is eating now, it should last longer." Take it for about three months.”</p>
 <p>Deng Shirong felt confident upon hearing this and said, "That's good. When you get up and cook porridge tomorrow, put more rice in it, then take out half a basin of rice. I'll go to the brigade to cut some pork and fry it for you."</p>
 <p>When they heard that there would be pork to eat tomorrow, the children were all in high spirits.</p>
 <p>The eldest son Deng Yuntai couldn't help but ask: "Dad, what day is tomorrow?"</p>
 <p>Hearing these words, Deng Shirong was filled with emotion. We were really poor in this era. Meat was only eaten during New Year's Day and some special days, unlike later generations who ate meat every day until they got tired of it.</p>
 <p>He smiled and said: "I helped that boy Changfu matchmaking today and got a three-dollar red envelope, so I plan to buy some meat and give it to you guys as a toothpaste."</p>
 <p>Deng Yunzhen said in surprise: "Dad, when did you start helping people as matchmakers?"</p>
 <p>She is already eighteen years old this year, which is of marriageable age in this era, so she also has some knowledge about blind dates, and knows that the matchmaker can only get red envelopes by arranging a meeting between the man and the man.</p>
 <p>According to common sense, if a matchmaker wants to arrange a meeting between a man and a woman, he must go back and forth countless times. It can be said that there are very few people like Deng Shirong who arrange to meet the matchmaker on the same day.</p>
 <p>"It started this morning."</p>
 <p>With that said, Deng Shirong briefly told the story of today's matchmaking, and finally said: "Brother Yunqiang should be here soon. If he goes well with borrowing money from relatives this afternoon, then it won't take long for Changfu to get married." I can take my wife home!"</p>
 <p>As soon as Deng Shirong finished speaking, he saw someone coming towards their home carrying an oil lamp from a distance. When the others came closer, they saw that it was none other than Deng Yunqiang.</p>
 <p>If you really say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there.</p>
 <p>"Uncle Nine."</p>
 <p>"Brother Yunqiang."</p>
 <p>After greeting each other, Deng Yunzhen handed over the hookah and shredded tobacco and said, "Brother Yunqiang, burn the pipe first."</p>
 <p>This is also a characteristic of the times. When guests come to the door, handing over the hookah and tobacco is the best way to treat guests.</p>
 <p>Deng Yunqiang said hello, then took the pipe and tobacco, smoked two pipes of cigarettes, and then started talking about business: "Uncle Jiu, I went to my eldest sister's house in the afternoon, and my wife also went back to her parents' house. I finally got enough money together, so I’ll ask you to help with the matchmaking tomorrow!”</p>
 <p>Deng Shirong nodded and said: "No problem. I will go to the woman's family after breakfast tomorrow to discuss this matter. I will try to arrange a housekeeper before the production team cuts the crops. After the crops are cut, I will choose an auspicious day to register for marriage. I will never let this happen. You, my daughter-in-law, missed the division of the land."</p>
 <p>Deng Yunqiang thought that if his family could get more land, and if his son and daughter-in-law could compete with each other, maybe his grandchildren would be able to catch the train, so he patted his chest and promised: "Uncle Jiu, if this thing comes to pass, I will definitely give it to you." A big red envelope.”</p>
 <p>Deng Shirong laughed and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for your big red envelope."</p>
 <p>After the serious talk was over, Deng Yunqiang stayed for a few more chats before returning home with the oil lamp satisfied.</p>
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 <p>Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.<br>
   In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.<br>
   In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.<br>
   Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.<br>
   Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.<br>
   The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:<br>
   Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"<br>
   Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"<br>
   Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"<br>
   Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."<br>
   Young daughter-in-law: "..."<br>
   This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!<br>
   The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.<br>
   [This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]<br>
   PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!</p>
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 <p>The case is the case, the game is in the game, and the twists and turns are bizarre but of course.<br><br>
   Remember every detail, that will be the key to solving the case!<br><br>
   Fengyi Kyushu’s enmity and hatred, the world is fighting sword.<br><br>
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 <p>Back in the past, Yao Yuan only wanted to go surfing~ Ah bah, he only wanted to go surfing!</p>
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 <p>Tao An just installed a camera in the yard of his hometown, but the surveillance screen showed a different world, and he could communicate with the people on the opposite side. From then on, his ordinary life gradually began to become extraordinary...</p>
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 <p>Upon awakening, Yue Feng became the owner of a fishing tackle shop on the verge of bankruptcy. The passing gave him an “embarrassing” career and at the same time gave him a system.</p>
 <p>Since then, there has been a small but small The famous fishing tackle shop, with the blessing of the great god of the wai (tong), Yue Feng opened a live broadcast to make the internet popular.</p>
 <p>Traditional fishing? Yue Feng Qixing Piaozha Caodong play fascinating.</p>
 <p>Taiwan fishing? He is a player of the top speed fishing master.</p>
 <p>Luya? Miqiao is just an entry-level, and Mi-grade Silver Dragon is just a dish on the dining table. Dream fish is like a bag for him.</p>
 <p>Sea fishing? He is the heaviest world record holder of the blue-flag golden gun single-tail. This world can make a weather-ridden adult happy like a child.</p>
 <p>There is not much sport. Fishing is one. Let us witness a kai fish ( gua) The rise of the fishing god who reached the peak!</p>
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 <p>I am a manga artist full of madness (Chuunibyou?)!<br>
   Real name: Makoto Takahashi; pen name: Hououin Kyouma; reason for crossing: confessing to the goddess I secretly love, and trying to change from a magician to a bad job.<br>
   Classic masterpieces such as "Detective Conan", "Bleach", "Naruto", "One Piece", "Dragon Ball", etc. still exist, but the progress is much slower than in the previous life! In Conan, Ai has not appeared yet, Ichigo has just learned Bankai, Naruto has just lost his good friend Sasuke, and Luffy and his crew have just met Robin...<br>
   Is there still room for us to survive in this world? Yes, there must be!<br>
   Because I am Makoto Takahashi, a manga artist full of madness (Chuunibyou!), Hououin Kyouma!</p>
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 <p>“What? You come back from the world of cultivating immortals, can you cultivate? Can you make pills? Can make Qi? Among the martial artists, you are the master? Among the cultivators, you are the gods? I can’t offend you?” Lin Nan raised his mouth, showing a trace of disdain, big hands One shot.<br><br>
   The first person in Southeastern Province, the master of Jiangnan Budo, died!<br><br>
   “Oh, you come from hell, the lives and deaths of other people are between your thoughts? I can’t provoke you?” Lin Nan nodded lightly, eyes full of contempt, and curled his fingers.<br><br>
   Lord Yan’s worship, pawn!<br><br>
   “The king of mercenaries and the king of killers dared to pretend to be forceful in front of me. The immortal cultivation world in front has returned, and the return of hell is dead. Are you too unpretentious?” Lin Nan’s mouth twitched slightly and stared at him.<br><br>
   A certain mercenary king, death!<br><br>
   “Sorry, there is no one in this world that I can’t afford!” Lin Nandao, suddenly his eyes turned, his eyes filled with the smell of petting.<br><br>
   “Good wife, come, come and eat this bowl of chicken soup made with ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, the child in your stomach, but the hope of the whole family!”</p>
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 <p>Ye Feng traveled through the barren parallel world of the game, obtained the game production system,<br><br>
   As long as players give a “super difficult” score, they can improve their game production ability,<br><br>
   Looking at the “very simple” comments in the game area,<br><br>
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   “Digging for Ascension”, “Dead Cells”, “Curse of Blood”, “Sekiro”…<br><br>
   A series of games was born,<br><br>
   He wants to see, who dares to say it’s very simple!<br><br>
   Admit it, food is your only way out!<br><br>
   However,<br><br>
   The player who was tortured, lost his mind, lost his confidence, and lost his moral heart still firmly moved the mouse to that option!<br><br>
   very simple!</p>
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 <p>The new book (My 1991) has been released, everyone is welcome to collect and read it<br>
   The story of Zhang Xuan becoming a literary giant after his rebirth.</p>
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 <p>He is "Zhao Gao" in "The Myth"<br>
   He is "Han Xin" in "Legend of Qin and Han"<br>
   It's the "Partridge Whistle" in "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"<br>
   He is also Zhu Zhishan in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"<br>
   It's "Chen Yongren" in "Infernal Affairs"<br>
   He is also the "Gao Jin" in "God of Gamblers"<br>
   Or Linghu Chong in "The Swordsman".<br>
   He plays supporting roles, protagonists, and supervillains.<br>
   When he was a little fresh meat, he was in charge of traffic.<br>
   When he was an actor, he was a role model for our generation.<br>
   He competes with the King Liu Dehua in terms of popularity.<br>
   He also competed with Zhou Xingchi on his acting skills.<br>
   He is Chen Ping.<br>
   He is the actor with a thousand faces.</p>
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 <p>Lin Xiu, a criminal policeman, was put on the body of Japanese policeman Lin Xiuyi because of his death in the line of duty, and since then he has started a foreign law enforcement career.</p>
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 <p>They say the world is in dire straits.<br>
   Lin Nan also wanted to go in and have a look.<br>
   How big the forest is and how deep the water is.<br>
   Unexpectedly, I was trapped just after I came in...</p>
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 <p>“Do you know what garbage you are?”</p>
 <p>“What garbage?”</p>
 <p>“Yes, there are different types of garbage. You have 20% dry garbage, 70% wet garbage, 5% hazardous garbage, and 5% recyclable garbage!”</p>
 <p>“Big brother, I didn’t take the garbage!”</p>
 <p>“I’m talking about you! According to our world, 30% of your body is not eaten by pigs!”</p>
 <p>——</p>
 <p>After getting the garbage collection system, Li Yichen discovered that everything he saw was like garbage, even when he looked at people, so… he never looked in the mirror anymore!</p>
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