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 Hei Yang couldn't believe it: "How about I go to the coffin shop in the west of the city to become a disciple?
 I will try to build you a close-fitting coffin...
 Well, what are your measurements? "
 "climb."
 Hongli sighed: "This disease is called slow oxidation syndrome, and its specific manifestation is that as long as I continue to breathe, I will slowly die of old age and decay within a hundred years. It's terrible!
 But if you go to practice, you can live an extra hundred years in the Qi Refining Realm, and your life span can be as high as three hundred years after building the foundation, and then you can live five hundred years with the golden elixir, and you can live happily for a thousand years with your Nascent Soul...
 There are also legendary immortals. After becoming an immortal, this disease can be completely cured, so you don’t have to worry about dying of old age! "
 "What?!"
 Hei Yang looked shocked: "Humans can still die of old age?!"
 "?"
 A question mark appeared on Hong Li's head: "Are you afraid that you have a serious illness? If you don't die of old age, will you live forever?"
 "I always thought that was a rumor."
 Hei Yang shook his head and argued: "Think about it, if it is really like what they said, human beings will die of old age.
 Then two people give birth to a child, and the two people become one person, plus various natural and man-made disasters, diseases and accidents, and the child dies at an early age...
 Shouldn't the number of humans gradually decrease over time, right?
 But the reality is not like this, so I guess this is a rumor!
 As long as we lie down safely at home, we can live forever! "
 "????"
 Hong Li's head was full of questions: "Um, after giving birth, don't I want to live for two more years?
 Why in your algorithm, after the child is born, the parents have to sacrifice to heaven? "
 "..."
 Hei Yang was expressionless for a moment: "Sorry, I was in a hurry today and forgot to bring my brain."
 "Understandable."
 Hongli nodded: "After all, it's normal for something so small to not be seen occasionally."
 "Swearing, right?"
 "Please don't take your seat."
 "Okay, okay, let's go home and take a medicinal bath. I'm bored."
 Hongli jumped off the stool and stretched out, revealing her graceful curves. Only then could Hei Yang realize that his good brother was actually a girl!
 …
 "Mom, I'm back."
 Hei Yang stepped into the door of his home and greeted his mother at the door. The latter was instructing the maids at home what to do, and Hei Yang didn't bother to care.
 As for Hei Yang's father, at this point in time, he should be helping with city affairs in the city lord's mansion.
 Ignoring the complaining expression on his mother's face, "Why are you back so soon?", Hei Yang knew that she wanted to match him up with Hong Li, but he was not in the mood to think about it now.
 Lock the door and skillfully add various herbs and hot water to the wooden barrel in the center of the house.
 Seeing that the medicine was almost gone, Hei Yang didn't bother to care about the temperature of the water. He took off his clothes and stuffed himself in. Suddenly, waves of heat rose from the top of his head.
 It's not that Hei Yang wants to stew himself. What he's doing is the so-called medicinal bath - in this world of cultivation with abundant spiritual energy, qualified families like his Hei family will start using these medicines from the time their children are young. Herbal medicines invigorate the body.
 Although it was very faint, he could definitely feel that these valuable herbs were regulating his body.
 "But no matter how conditional you are, you are still a mortal."
 Hei Yang sighed. Today's exchange with Hong Li made this 16-year-old boy a little afraid of death.
 To be honest, Hei Yang has actually experienced death once. In his last life, he lived in a modern society with advanced technology and information and little extraordinary power.
 Coincidentally, he died in an accident at the age of sixteen in that life. Later, when he was crossing Naihe Bridge, he used Meng Po Soup as mouthwash...
 Hei Yang is not sure whether he can continue to be reincarnated with his memories after death in this life. Even in this world of cultivation, it is normal even if he is beaten to death!
 Moreover, Hei Yang still remembered the way Meng Po was so angry that she yelled: "You brat, when you fall into my hands next time, I will definitely give you a pot of soup!"
 At that time, Hei Yang was still secretly laughing at the mother-in-law. After all, how could he not think about it and throw himself into a trap?
 However, if I die again in this life...
 "hiss!"
 Hei Yang couldn't help but take a sip of the medicinal bath, and vomited it out quickly: "No, that grandma seems to be quite old, she should have retired...
 Moreover, since I have traveled through time, it should not be under her control..."
 For a moment, Hei Yang felt that his life was dark!
 He wants to eat and drink, but he doesn't want to die!
 "So, do I have to open the book too?"
 Hei Yang felt like there were two villains yelling at each other next to his head.
 One is my lazy state, and the other is my slightly less lazy state!
 "No, I want to live a happy life, I don't want to work hard to cultivate!"
 "It's true that you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings. Do you know how many people are envious of your situation, and how many ambitious people have to give up their dreams because of family conditions?
 If you don't cherish your opportunities, you will be lucky even if you are reincarnated as a dog in your next life! "
 "Then I'm a lazy dog ​​too!"
 "..."
 "hateful!"
 After waving his hands to disperse the two villains, Hei Yang sighed: "Then it's decided. From today on, work hard and be diligent...forget it, let's start from tomorrow!"
 Just pull the quilt and fall asleep!
 …
 "Xiaoyang, what time is it and you still haven't gotten up!"
 "Hey, Mom, I'm sixteen years old, don't rush into my room at all times, it makes me feel very insecure!
 Moreover, the rooster hasn’t crow yet, and you want me to get up? "
 "I don't know where the rooster went. Maybe it was blindly caught by those little boys who were chasing ghost chickens.
 Moreover, if I don’t come, if I don’t come, do you just want to lie in bed all day? ! "
 "Well, it could be more than one day."
 "Stop talking nonsense and get up and practice sword practice!
 Look at you, look at your uncle's cousin, she has already reached the seventh level of body training!
 I don’t ask you to catch up with your cousin who joined the Five Elements Immortal Sect, but you should compete with your cousin! "
 "What's there to argue about..."
 "Don't fight? If you don't fight, others will fight. They will go to the immortal gate to fly to the sky and escape from the earth, turning stones into gold.
 And you? A handful of loess a hundred years later? "
 With his mother's hope that his son would succeed, Hei Yang was reluctantly pulled out of bed, took the wooden sword for practice, and pushed open the door.
 "Swish, swish, swish!"
 The biting north wind rushed in, instantly energizing Hei Yang: "Mom! You didn't say it snowed last night! Look, it's still snowing, how can you practice swordsmanship!"
 "Yesterday you locked the door as soon as you got home. Who has the guts to go in and tell you that it's snowing?
 Didn't you see that your father didn't come back? He stayed directly in the city lord's mansion. "
 "Can't you open the door if I lock it?"
 "Hey, I am trying to give my son a sense of security!"
 "Mom, don't be so weird..."
 Hei Yang sighed, and used the sword moves that had been engraved into his DNA one by one. They were said to be sword moves, but in fact they were just the most basic slashing and slashing moves.
 The foundation has been laid for more than ten years, and according to my mother’s words, it is “no matter the weather”!
 Chapter 3 People who practice martial arts are in better shape!
 The servants at home were diligently clearing the snow in the yard. In the other yard, the happy noises of the children of the same race were also theirs, but Hei Yang only felt it was noisy.
 Mom didn’t know what she was planning anymore, so she was writing and drawing with pen and paper.
 My mother's full name is Qing Yiyi. She was originally the second young lady of the Qing family in Wuse City. Naturally, she also received a good education since childhood.
 Five-Colored City is only so big, but it is crowded with five big clans - it is said that they are big clans. Except for the direct descendants who still live next to each other, the rest of the concubines have already dispersed, and it is not that they have left Five-Colored City.
 Anyway, we no longer know each other after generations, and they become strangers. Their last names may have changed, and there is not so much emphasis on them.
 However, the direct descendants of the five-color family still pay attention to the so-called well-matched family, and various marriages make Hei Yang shout that their ideas are outdated!
 Why don't you leave it here to play Lianliankan?
 Don’t you understand free love?
 Is the world of cultivation also like this?
 Later, Hei Yang learned that only mortals are like this...
 While thinking wildly, Hei Yang subconsciously chopped the snowflakes falling from the sky to relieve his boredom.
 It's just that he looked gloomy and gloomy throughout the whole process. This guy was obviously quite handsome, but he looked like someone from the underworld...
 "I'm so tired, I want to fish, I want to be lazy, I want to..."
 The snowflakes hit my face, melting and freezing.
 Although Heiyangren came out, Hun'er was still in bed: "I don't know what that guy Hongli is doing in such a cold weather...
 Based on what I know about her, she must not be out of bed yet... Wow, oh, I'm so jealous! "
 Hong family.
 "Damn it, damn it, damn it!"
 In the silver-covered courtyard, Hong Li held a red tassel gun and poked at the snowflakes like she was venting her anger: "Ah ah ah ah, I didn't sleep enough, I didn't sleep enough, I want to be lazy, I want to be lazy!
 I don’t know what that thief Hei Yang is doing, he definitely hasn’t gotten up yet! hateful! "
 …
 "But then again..."
 Hei Yang was waving his long sword in the snow, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Why do I feel like it's so easy to practice sword practice today? It just... feels like I'm making rapid progress!"
 "How should I put it? Is it true that I am a legendary martial arts prodigy, but it took sixteen years for this talent to awaken?"
 Hei Yang asked himself and nodded: "Indeed, if these words didn't jump out in front of my eyes, I would really believe it."
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 What will happen when the progress of cultivation can be bound and synchronized? 
 [Your bound object breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, and your realm is automatically upgraded to the Qi Refining Stage] 
 [Your bound object's swordsmanship is perfected, and your swordsmanship realm is upgraded to the perfect stage] 
 [You have operated three cycles, and your bound object has operated two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles at the same time] 
 [Your bound object has become an immortal, and you have also become an immortal] 
 The above pictures are all imaginary! 
 When two salted fish are bound together, the saltiness doubles, what to do! 
 "You should practice well, for immortality!" 
 "Bah, why don't you practice well!" 
 [You touched fish for a day, and your bound object touched fish for a day, you... you two are so&amp;#y] 
 [How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy! ]
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 “Why can you touch girls without being struck by lightning!” the traverser A roared. 
 “I am special…” 
 “Why can you bring the girl home!” The traverser B roared unwillingly. 
 “This is a special treatment…” 
 “Why do we want to draw a knife and chop you as soon as we see you!?” Many traversers. 
 “I am your enemy…” 
 This book is the story of the protagonist leading a group of girls to fight with the traversers…
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 The characters who have been bullied and humiliated in the parallel world are all blackened after rebirth.
 Many Victims: Once I am reborn, I will never let go of those who hurt me in the past – especially Gu You You!
 However, they all found that the arrogant and domineering villain in the future…was only three and a half years old this year. The three-year-old Xiao You You had a round face, short legs, and a dumb head.
 When the reborn step-sister came back from foster care in the countryside, You You with tears in her eyes, hugged her step-sister’s thighs and said, “Sister, you have suffered…” 
 The reborn step-sister full of hostility, “???”
 The disabled elder brother who was reborn looked indifferent and vigilant in the rainstorm until You You came to hold an umbrella for him with short legs and said, “Brother, don’t worry about the rain, I have the umbrella and you have me!” 
 The brother who was never called brother in his previous life, “???”
 This is the story of the poor people who were bullied by the heroine in the parallel world and healed by the little angel here – Filled with a few fantasy elements, such as the hero is the king of the jungle – A big lion.
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 [Game City + Plug-in Selection + Invincible + Funny and Unserious + The Protagonist Has No Bottom Line, Even More Villainous Than the Villain, No Virgin Mary Allowed] 
 Cartridge World, Escape Data, Fantasy Dark Realm, E-sports Players... 
 Lin Tian traveled through the game city, where games became the theme of competition all over the world. 
 The universal currency is game points, and status and power are determined by the rank level, 
 Extraordinary abilities, treasures, exotic pets, mercenaries and servants... 
 Everything can be obtained by entering the game cartridge world! 
 After traveling here, 
 Lin Tian, ​​who only wanted to play games seriously, was forced to become a cheating player. 
 [Host is detected to have entered the cassette world: Plants vs. Zombies] 
 [The system is allocating game plug-ins, please choose from the following three plug-ins] 
 [1. Unlimited sunlight: You can plant plants at will] 
 [2. Hundred-fold drop: The probability of dropping plant cards is increased by 100 times] 
 [3. Plant transformation: You can consume sunlight to transform plants] 
 "Brother Tongzi, can you not choose it?" 
 [System: No, Brother Suzi, I have performance requirements here] 
 When e-sports players tear their faces apart to fight for resources... 
 When major forces start wars and kill each other... 
 Lin Tian stood at the highest point and suddenly realized that 
 In this huge game city, 
 I was the only one who was simply enjoying the happiness brought by the game.
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 “It’s fine, everything can be restarted.”
 Gu Huanyue opened her eyes slowly and a smile shown on her face.
 In her previous life, she was betrayed by her relatives and missed the right one eventually.
 Now that the god gave her another chance, she must regain all her lost and let those people who hurt her pay the price.
 This time, her business was developed and expanded so quickly with the help of her super EQ &amp; IQ.
 She became the most shining and rich one. All kinds of handsome men were attracted by her beauty and became her loyal followers.
 However, she won’t never forget that man. A guy who truly love her so much.
 He: “Huanyue, would you like to marry me?”
 She: “Why did he not follow my plan? But yes, I do.”
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 One morning, after being bound to the system, MC started his routine of always being captured/ attacked by the ML.
 It doesn’t matter if he transmigrated into the ML’s little brother (TN: Here I think brother disciple) or master or opponent, but in the end he is still forcibly taken by the ML.
 After transmigrating to many worlds:
 MC: Come out system!!! The heck?! Why do these MLs not love their female goddesses, but insist on doing it with me! Aaaaahh!!!
 System: …. __(:3」∠)_ Don’t ask me, I also don’t know.
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 “Now that I’m back, I won’t allow my loved ones to die again!”
 The Shadow Labyrinth – the most catastrophic existence humanity has faced in history.
 Desir Arman is one of the six remaining survivors of mankind.
 The six attempted to clear the final level of the labyrinth but ultimately failed, and the world came to an end.
 However – when Desir thought he would meet his demise, what is revealed before him is the world… thirteen years ago?!
 Desir is returned to the past, back to the time when he enrolled at the nation’s finest magic academy – Havrion. He is reunited with his precious friends, and is prepared to change the past to save the world and his loved ones…!
 Three years remaining before the emergence of the Shadow World!
 Change the past and gather powerful comrades to save mankind!
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 Jiang Yu was a small mermaid who couldn’t sing. He had always felt inferior because of this. Not until he came to shore to find the father of his baby did he discovered that his talent turned out to be acting. Since then, he had trampled on the scum man, going on the acting road all the way, and progressing triumphantly.
 Qin Shen: ??? You ran away after sleeping with me, and you still call me a scum man?
 The not yet met Jiang Yu: Oh, it’s a small star who wants to hug my thighs.
 The after contact Jiang Yu: Really fragrant.
 Qin Shen found that things around him often disappeared, at first it was handkerchiefs, then ties, and then his shirt. And every time he lost something, there will be more pearls around him. One day, he caught all the things he had lost in that room, and he saw a little thief in his pajamas.
 The little thief Jiang Yu is not happy, pointing at the jar of pearls, I am not a thief, I have money for you.
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 The villainous young master Dark Demon finally recalled the memories of his previous life at the sorting ceremony of the Dueling Academy. He was reborn in a very strange Galgame world. 
 And he was the ultimate villain in the game, the Demon God of Seven Original Sins! 
 Superbia、Invidia、Ira、Accidia、Avaritia、Gula、Luxuria！ 
 Once any one of these seven indicators broke through the critical value, he would irreversibly transform into the Demon God! 
 In the era of Saint Marian, where the demons had been completely destroyed and the demon king had fallen into eternal sleep, no heresy was allowed to survive! 
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 Everyone thought that Qiu Yanzhi was the lowest of the low. A true scum with no self-respect who deserved to be spit upon.
 Even the scum gong himself felt this way.
 And then one day…
 Scum Gong: “Get lost Qiu Yanzhi.”
 Qiu Yanzhi slightly inclined his head as he looked up with misty eyes and bloodless lips. His voice was hoarse and trembling involuntarily from terror: “He, He Zhou… I-I won’t leave you. I won’t–”
 The scum gong sneered as he slammed the door on his way out.
 …
 He forgot his wallet.
 He returned home to see the scum shou furiously applying eye drops before sobbing in a crumpled heap against the wall:
 “He Zhou… He Zhou… I love you… Please don’t leave me… I was wrong… Please, I love you–”
 Then the scum shou suddenly started rolling on the ground laughing hysterically:
 “Damn these lines are so cheesy. I bet He Zhou’s ego’s going to inflate when he hears this shit. His face is the only good thing about him, even his techniques suck lol. Only a fool would like him hahahahaha……”
 Then the scum shou rolled to the feet of the scum gong.
 The scum shou’s face drained of all colour.
 The scum gong’s face turned several different colours.
 The atmosphere was very awkward.
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 This novel is also known as The Indomitable Master of Elixirs
 She is the twenty-fourth century’s strongest immortal cultivator, but transferred into a world of magic where demons roamed rampant; a punching bag tyrannized and ostracized by her clan on one side while the scum of a man that is her fiancé humiliated, trampled her on the other side…
 Want to ravage her? She laughs as she will soon teach them how to behave themselves!
 Magic is amazing? Her Five Lightning’s Bombardment Talisman will turn you into ashes! Medication is very incredible? With one furnace of medicinal pills, useless can also become genius! A vigorous army of a million is very ferocious? With Scattering Beansprout Soldiers, all of you can slowly play!
 Smilingly watching as those who court death act vilely without salvation. Those who submit to me prosper, those who oppose me, perish!
 Only… For what reason does this Grandmaster whose face is as beautiful as a flower, when facing her, always “secretly casts passionate glances”?
 A certain Grandmaster: “After sleeping for so long, now you don’t acknowledge”?
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 In a certain year, certain month, and certain day, my sister suddenly said: “I want to be a star.” 
 Qin Ze calmly said: “Sister, you want to be beaten to death by your father, I have no objection.” 
 My sister righteously said: “Qin Ze, my sister has taken care of you for so many years, you must remember this pot.” 
 This is the story of a sister who keeps cheating her younger brother. 
 Qin Ze: “Damn, fortunately I have a system” 
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 What the hell? That menace who bullied me since I was six years old, actually became a pretty girl after three years of living apart? And she even ran to our agreed duel location to confess to me, hoping that I can become her boyfriend?!
 This is a plot against me! There’s definitely an enormous conspiracy behind this! I won’t be fooled by you! Even if you tear up and act all pitiful, I will still disregard you and humiliate you, until you’ve have completely paid back all my childhood grievances!
 What’cha lookin’at? There are very reasonable grounds for bullying a girl!
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