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 "Open, open, open!"
 In an instant, Hei Yang's eyes were clear, and he could see the beautiful world again: "Your golden finger suddenly popped out and scared me.
 However, this Hongli...
 Ah, this can't be the guy I thought..."
 On the other side, the Hong family.
 [Your bound person's "Hei's Sword Technique" has achieved a small success, and your Hei's Sword Technique has been upgraded to a small achievement]
 "Ah this..."
 Hongli blinked her eyes, then blinked again, the fairy fate came so suddenly.
 However, is being bound to Hei really considered a fairy tale?
 Hongli fell into deep thought: "No, it's not certain yet that this Yang is the other Yang. What if he has the same name and the same surname, and he happens to know the Hei swordsmanship... That would be weird! No, it can't really be him! "
 [It is detected that your bound person is not fighting or practicing. Do you want to send a friendly message to your bound person to encourage him to make progress together? 】
 "Ah, this means can I still send messages to him?"
 As soon as Hong Li reacted, she suddenly saw a line of information pop up in front of her eyes.
 [Hei Yang:? 】
 [Hongli:? 】
 [Heiyang: No way...]
 [Hongli: Don’t tell me, it’s really you...]
 [Hei Yang: This must be a coincidence! 】
 [Hongli: Indeed, it must be just the same name! 】
 [Hei Yang:...]
 [Hongli:...]
 [Hei Yang: Come out and meet me. 】
 [Hongli: Where? 】
 [Heiyang: Pavilion in the middle of the lake. 】
 [Hongli: Twenty minutes. 】
 [Hei Yang: OK. 】
 "dad--"
 Hong Li put the red tassel gun in her hand on the ground: "I'm going out!"
 "no!"
 Hongli's father, Hong Xiaochen, sternly refused: "Daughter, don't blame your father for being strict. As the saying goes, a good father will always be a loser. If you want to have a good future..."
 "I'm going to play with Hei Yang."
 "Ha, you told me earlier!"
 Hong Xiaochen's mood suddenly turned sunny: "Do you have enough money with you? Isn't it a little inappropriate to wear this?"
 "I knew it……"
 Hong Li's eyes had no highlights.
 …
 The pavilion in the middle of the lake in Five Color City has always been a gathering place for young men and young ladies. It has a wide view and abundant sunshine. It is a good place to enjoy the scenery and play.
 There are some poems and articles engraved on the stone tablet next to the pavilion. Among the group of mediocre works, there are quite a few articles that are eye-catching.
 But that has nothing to do with Hei Yang. There are too many people and too many troubles. This is his evaluation of the so-called fun.
 But today was different. When it snowed and the lake froze and the world became new, Hei Yang thought those people would sing about snow here again, but in fact it was lonely and deserted.
 "They probably went outside the city to catch the spiritual rooster."
 Hong Li guessed calmly, and a white breath came out of her mouth: "It's snowing, so it's easiest to find a spiritual chicken after eating."
 "Everyone seems to be possessed by an evil spirit."
 In the pavilion, Hei Yang took a sip of the hot milk in the cup, with an expression of enjoyment on his face: "On snowy days, it's not just chickens who can't find food, jackals, tigers and leopards are also hungry. I don't believe them. can not tell."
 "Artists should be bold."
 Hongli curled her lips: "They are all in the body-forging realm. As long as they don't encounter any monsters, there is no problem in escaping."
 "That's right. After all, judging from the current situation, the spiritual chicken is equal to immortality, and everyone will go crazy."
 Hei Yang nodded and affirmed.
 "Then why aren't you crazy?"
 Hong Li asked back.
 "Aren't you the same?"
 "It's cold and I don't want to move."
 "really."
 Hei Yang waited for Hong Li with dead eyes: "So, could you please stop pulling the blanket on your short legs?"
 "But I'm cold."
 Hong Li said matter-of-factly: "You are already a master of the five major levels of body training, so what does this coldness mean?"
 "Aren't you the same?"
 "no the same."
 "What's the difference?"
 "The dress I'm wearing."
 "So you were the one who forgot your brain at home today, right?"
 Hei Yang couldn't understand: "What about the ice and snow outside? You are here wearing a skirt with your legs exposed. If you are not cold, who is?"
 "I get angry when I talk about this!"
 Hongli gritted her teeth and said: "Dad, he said that since I am here to see you, I have to dress up beautifully - he said that he is a martial arts practitioner anyway, so he can't be affected by the cold...
 Damn it, I also want to wear long cotton pants and wrap myself up into a rice dumpling!
 Damn it, why don't you come here wearing a skirt? "
 "How could this be?"
 Hei Yang said indignantly: "Uncle, he is really too much!"
 "really!"
 "..."
 "..."
 "Tell the important point."*2
 "Speak first!"*2
 "Let's talk together!"*2
 "彳亍!"*2
 Chapter 4 Newton wiped away the nosebleed with relief
 "A big panel appeared in front of me."
 "What a coincidence, so am I."
 Name: [Lazy Dog Salted Fish Rescuer]
 Bound by: [Black Sun] [Red Li]
 Current progress:
 [Fifth Level of Body Forging (Gray)]
 [Hong's Marksmanship Small Success (Gray)]
 [Heisheng Sword Skills Small Accomplishment (Gray)]
 Incentive rewards:
 First meeting gift (to be received)
 Six-level physical training gift (not available for collection)
 The seven-fold gift of body training (not available for collection)
 Eight-level physical training gift (not available for collection)
 ………
 "Do you see what's going on?"
 Hongli yawned: "I seem to have suddenly learned your family's swordsmanship."
 "I also know your family's spearmanship."
 Heiyang looked down: "From the current situation, the situation is already very simple and clear.
 I guess, if you break through the sixth level of body forging, I will probably break through as well."
 "In other words, as long as one of the bound people works hard to practice, crazy internal roll..."
 Hongli's eyes flashed with an unknown light: "The other person can lie down and sleep comfortably without doing anything?"
 "In theory..."
 Heiyang's eyes flashed with a strange light: "Indeed!"
 "Heh!"*2
 "Why do you think so, lazy dog!"
 Hongli roared: "It's obvious that they want us to work together to fight for a bright future. How can you do it in the first place? I just thought of being lazy!"
 "Didn't you, a salted fish, say that first?"
 Heiyang's face was full of disbelief: "How dare someone do that? He obviously wants to get along, but he is the first to complain?"
 "Do you dare to say that you haven't thought about it?"
 "But I didn't say it!"
 "You are hypocritical!"
 "You are making up excuses and shameless!"
 "..."
 Heiyang reminded: "I brought this blanket here. You are using my things. Shouldn't you be more polite when you speak?"
 "I brought the milk and the sugar..."
 "The stove is mine."
 "Oh."
 "Oh?"
 "It doesn't matter."
 Hongli looked at Heiyang solemnly: "I have decided, Heiyang, I will help you catch the spirit chicken, and then you will go to worship the immortal, step into the path of cultivation as soon as possible, and strive to become an immortal!"
 "Then you do nothing at home and take advantage of my cultivation progress?"
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 What will happen when the progress of cultivation can be bound and synchronized? 
 [Your bound object breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, and your realm is automatically upgraded to the Qi Refining Stage] 
 [Your bound object's swordsmanship is perfected, and your swordsmanship realm is upgraded to the perfect stage] 
 [You have operated three cycles, and your bound object has operated two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles at the same time] 
 [Your bound object has become an immortal, and you have also become an immortal] 
 The above pictures are all imaginary! 
 When two salted fish are bound together, the saltiness doubles, what to do! 
 "You should practice well, for immortality!" 
 "Bah, why don't you practice well!" 
 [You touched fish for a day, and your bound object touched fish for a day, you... you two are so&amp;#y] 
 [How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy! ]
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 “Master, the people from the Zhuang family have come to cancel the engagement.”
 “My fiancé whose beauty was said to be capable of causing the downfall of a city, finally decided to throw me away?”
 “I think so.”
 “I want to see this legendary beauty, and confirm whether this bastard is as really great as people said to have no flaws in all 360 degree, a picturesque appearance however you see him; does he need me to help him open the corner of his eyes (Epicanthoplasty) or reshape his chin (Genioplasty)?”
 “Actually, he didn’t come.”
 “He didn’t? He didn’t even come to cancel the engagement? What a wicked b***h.”
 “He definitely will get karma.”
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 There is a sexy and sexy sister in the foster home, and then… when I eat, my sister sits on top of me, when I get dressed, my sister needs me to button my buttons, and even when I sleep, there will be another person next to me, what should I do? !
 Everyday little white text with my brother, Kongyijie, eh?
 What you say about everyday is the everyday you want.
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 Long Junhao was a prince, but by some ill-fortune, he transmigrated to the present.
 And worst still, he realized that he had transmigrated into the body of a mentally ill person.
 And…He discovered that he was in a place called an asylum. From observations over these few days, Long Junhao realized that—
 Of those people receiving the same treatment as him…Not a single one was normal…
 This was totally unbearable!
 He wanted to flip a table, “Impudence! Are you s*aves trying to revolt?! Kneel in front of your prince at once!’
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. May Your Highness have good health. So…Your Highness, could you take this medicine first?”
 “…” Long Junhao wanted to flip more tables. “I really am the prince!”
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. I will strike anyone who says otherwise.”
 “…Enough is enough…”
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 Traversing into another world, Zhang Xuan finds himself becoming an honorable teacher.
 Along with his transcension, a mysterious library appears in his mind.
 As long as it is something he has seen, regardless of whether it is a human or an object, a book on its weaknesses will be automatically compiled in the library.
 Thus, he becomes formidable.
 “Emperor Zhuoyang, why do you detest wearing your underwear so much? As an emperor, can’t you pay a little more attention to your image?”
 “Fairy Linglong, you can always look for me if you find yourself unable to sleep at night. I am skilled in lullabies!”
 “And you, Demon Lord Qiankun! Can you cut down on the garlic? Are you trying to kill me with that stench?”
 This is an incredible story about teachers and students, grooming and guiding the greatest experts in the world!
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 I am a system. Everyone calls me Golden Finger. I am intelligent and as gorgeous as a flower, desired by all. I have carefully selected a host who is stupid and cowardly, unmotivated, and absolute trash, one who can best show off my wisdom and brilliance. I had originally thought that in this place which reveres alchemists, I would be able to work with my host to refine godly elixirs and accomplish great things.
 But I’m starting to realise, something isn’t quite right… Cowardly=killing off his evil disciple with 2 words? Trash=refining a legendary elixir in 2 seconds? Huh? Wait, why am I being used to refine poison, help!
 Only later did I find out, this host has another identity, the villain!! The infamous demon of the neighbouring continent that turns people’s faces pale with fear, the evil demon king that can silence the cries of children in the night.
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 As a paladin, I lost and was captured in an encounter with the vampire. 
 “Ah, let you die? Think beautifully, accept my first embrace, in the future, please give me more advice~ my dear daughter.” 
 The silver-haired loli’s blood queen lightly raised my chin, smiled playfully, and pointed her sharp fangs at my neck.
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 The vast Kunwu Mountains, one hundred and eight thousand.&nbsp;Spiritual ethereal sword rising, sweeping the summits of the nine provinces.
 A modern day otaku is reborn in a wuxia world, becoming the little shishu of a little sect. Unexpectedly discovering he has the martial arts trade system of a garbage web game. Through it he can actually exchange for all of the martial arts in Mr. Jin Yong’s novels.
 And so, Nine Yang Manual, Nine Yin Manual, Nine Swords of Dugu, Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms… All kinds of amazing martial arts started to dominate the jianghu of another world…
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 This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs: 
 “… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly. 
 “I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!” 
 Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head. 
 He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was– 
 A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg! 
 The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg. 
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 Transmigrated into the body of a cannon fodder villain, Chu Yu has three major worries:
 1. How can he help the protagonist turn into a real harem master?
 2. How can he develop a good relationship with the protagonist?
 3. How can he live properly without holding on to the protagonist’s thigh?
 The protagonist has three major worries:
 1. Eldest disciple brother has changed
 2. Eldest disciple brother has really changed
 3. How can he marry eldest disciple brother?
 System: Congratulations! ~ Sprinkle Flowers ~ Grow Old Together Happily!
 Chu Yu: … Wait, what about the harem novel?
 Author’s Note – This 1vs1 (no harem) And HE (Happy Ending)
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 [WARNING: THIS NOVEL IS R-18]
 "I love you, despite the danger signs."
 ....
 “Little lamb, let me tell you this. You’re standing before the gates of hell right now. Doing this means ruining your life. Are you ready to step down to hell with me?”
 As the silence dragged on, the man’s lips curved up into a triumphant, mocking smile and his hand landed on her head. He ruffled her hair and leaned in on her.
 “Hell is not a good place, at least for a little lamb like you. I’m sure you’re aware of that. Now run away while this demon king is still being nice and calm.” He whispered and then, he turned to leave, so casually, as if nothing just happened. But after three steps, the girl stopped him again.
 “The hell you're talking about...” she mumbled, “I… I’d like to see it for myself… Take me there.”
 …
 Abigail is a beautiful oh-so-innocent lady. She is kind and well mannered but she is terminally ill. She knows she will die soon so before she dies, she wants to fulfill her one and only wish – to fall in love. She wants to experience loving someone romantically. But under one strange condition- she wants a man who will not fall in love with her because she doesn't want him to suffer when she’s gone. She met Alexander, the coldhearted and mysterious man. He warns her from the start that he doesn't do love and that he is dangerous. But that made him the perfect man for Abigail. He was exactly the kind of man she was looking for.
 Their completely different worlds collide, Alexander will start to teach the innocent Abigail about sexual pleasure while Abigail will teach him the joy of doing simple things in life.
 ...
 He handed her an egg-shaped, pink vibrator and then returned to his spot.
 The girl blinked again as she examined, with deep curiosity, the pink egg-shaped thing in her hand.
 "Don't make me wait. Put it inside," the man ordered and Abi swallowed.
 Abi had no idea whatsoever as to what this thing was. She had never seen anything like this before. She wanted to ask him what this thing was and what he meant by 'put it inside' but the man was so serious, she was afraid she'd fail the test if she showed him that she didn't even know what this was.
 "Is this clean?" was what she asked instead and the man half-smiled.
 "It. Is. Very. Clean." He stressed out every word.
 Still unsure about what to do, Abi hesitantly looked at him and then in the next second, she put it inside her mouth.
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 You just want to wear books, just want to be the male lead’s little first love, little beauty, little girlfriend, little crying bag, little follower, little cute… Have you ever thought about the feelings of the male lead? You don’t, you only love yourself. 
 Inexplicably became a Tang monk who fell into the Pansi Cave, and the male protagonist’s feelings are also very simple. 
 Gu Zhixing: “Thank you for your invitation, don’t wear it anymore, kidney deficiency.” 
 After Gu Zhixing dodged the fall of three girls expressionlessly, avoided the collision of five girls, and ignored the sobbing of two girls, Gu Zhixing was pulled into an empty classroom. 
 In the classroom, the girl blushed, “You…I like…” 
 Gu Zhixing held her hand, his black eyes were indifferent, “Sister, I don’t eat your way.” 
 The girl stomped her feet embarrassedly. 
 Gu Zhixing pushed her away and left without looking back. After walking out of the classroom, Gu Zhixing glanced down at his chest, Jun Mei’s reckless face was full of indifference. 
 Well, the corset is very useful, the baby is very good, and the store service is also very good. I will come again next time. 
 The person who witnessed the whole process gritted his teeth and said harshly: “I’ve been accused again? How many good sisters do you have!”
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 When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage. 
 This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body. 
 Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him. 
 Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!” 
 Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts. 
 However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month. 
 Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?” 
 Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview. 
 The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage. 
 In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
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