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 Hongli quietly pulled the blanket towards her twice more, and when she looked at her first meeting gift, she looked forward to it: "A gift package that each of us can receive once, plus sharing...this is Use one reward as four!”
 "That's true."
 Hei Yang nodded and pointed to the first meeting ceremony in Hong Li's arms: "Is it your turn?"
 "Oh, change your destiny against the will of heaven, right now!"
 A strange light appeared in the eyes of the dead fish. Hong Li rubbed her hands and suddenly opened the gift box: "Show up, elixir of immortality!"
 "Wow, golden trash!"
 Hei Yang held his voice and sang beside him.
 [Congratulations on getting the item: the powerful Mongolian sweat medicine (white)]
 Item: Very powerful sweat medicine
 Quality: white
 Effect: Colorless and odorless, difficult to identify. When used, put it into wine or food and it will melt in your mouth. It is ineffective for monks at the Qi refining stage and above.
 Introduction: It’s down, it’s down! The fat ones can be sold as yellow beef, while the lean ones can only be sold as buffalo meat!
 "I feel like why everything we sell has a gangster vibe."
 Hei Yang subconsciously grinded his teeth: "But this Mongolian sweat medicine cannot be used as two prizes as you said. After all, this kind of thing cannot be used for synchronization."
 "What do you mean?"
 Hong Li couldn't help but complain: "Why can you prescribe a green skill that is effective for the bosses in the foundation-building stage, but I can only prescribe a white sweat potion that is useful for the Qi-refining stage?"
 "Don't get it cheap and be a good boy."
 Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "You have used a share of my skills through synchronization, how can I use your sweat medicine?"
 "How about... I sprinkle some in the hot milk for you, and you try it as a seasoning?"
 Hongli was eager to try it: "Let's see how it works?"
 "climb!"
 Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You Hongli, I treat you as a brother, but you drugged me, right?"
 "Then tell me, what's wrong with this thing!"
 Hongli sighed: "You know, I don't have any enemies to deal with, and even if I deal with enemies, it's very difficult to successfully administer the medicine, right?
 To put it bluntly, it looks like it is colorless and odorless and very powerful, but the conditions for use are too harsh and must be swallowed... It feels like there is no room for manipulation. "
 "Well...it's not so absolute."
 "Elaborate."
 Hei Yang shook his head: "Think about it, if you drugged your cousin who got a place in the Five Elements Sect, wouldn't our chance of successfully killing him greatly increase?"
 "Stop, stop, stop, why did you come back to the topic of killing your cousin?"
 A row of question marks appeared on Hong Li's head: "I feel that you are a bit dangerous. You may become a demon in the future. I might as well just file a lawsuit and lock you up. It can also be regarded as eliminating harm for the people."
 "Okay, okay."
 Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "Then I will be in prison and I will definitely not be able to practice. You will have to shoulder the great responsibility."
 I even thought about the title of the book, Black Sun.
 "After five hundred years of hanging up in prison, I finally became an immortal"
 "About my cellmate getting stronger every moment"
 "I'm not interested in cultivation, but the realm is to ascend"
 "Is this okay?"
 Hong Li's eyes widened: "A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, right?"
 "Whatever."
 "..."
 "..."
 Again, two lazy dogs trying to come up with something useful together are just daydreaming.
 As soon as it gets dark, the blanket is pulled, and everyone goes back to their homes to find their mothers.
 "if I get it I am lucky, but if not, it is fate."
 On the way home, Hei Yang comforted himself: "I have finally looked away. Even if a lazy dog ​​cheats, he is still a lazy dog. It would be more uncomfortable for me to work hard to cultivate than to kill me."
 Hei Yang opened the door and said, "Just die. A lazy person like me is destined to be unable to practice Taoism. Otherwise, I would be too sorry for the King Juan who worked so hard, right?"
 Hei Yang turned around and closed the door: "Recognize the reality, abandon the fantasy, I will just do it... Damn it!"
 "clang!"
 Hei Yang only felt a murderous intention coming from behind him. He subconsciously tilted his neck, then turned his head stiffly and looked at the kitchen knife embedded in the door. His whole body suddenly became energetic - the kitchen knife was not far away from his neck. A distance of three centimeters.
 And the spiritual chicken, who had met once before, stepped on the kitchen knife with a look of horror on his face, just a little bit away from it, and his life as a chicken was about to end.
 "Hahahaha, God bless my son!"
 Qing Yiyi's eyes flashed red, staring at Lingji like a wolf and a tiger: "Lingji, Lingji, you actually delivered it to your door yourself. In this case, I will say thank you to you on behalf of my son Xiaoyang. Got it!
 When my son becomes an immortal and becomes an ancestor, I will give you a memorial tablet at home to thank you for your heroic sacrifice today! "
 "Cack!"
 The spiritual rooster screamed in horror, "What's going on?" The handsome rooster said that he wanted to take it back to meet its parents, and then live a life together without shame or impatience.
 But there seems to be something wrong with this parent!
 Chapter 6 Good brother...die!
 "Zhang San, Li Si, you two are blocking the door! Erma, Sanjin, you are outflanking me!
 Everyone else, come with me and catch the spiritual chicken for a reward of a hundred taels of silver! "
 Whether it was the maids or the servants, they were all gearing up, with green light in their eyes, brooms, baskets and everything in their arms, and they were approaching the spiritual chicken on the handle of the kitchen knife menacingly.
 "Yes, ma'am!"
 "Hey, wait a minute, what is it?"
 Hei Yang quickly blocked his hands in front of him, looked at the kitchen knife next to his head, then looked at the agitated crowd, then looked at the kitchen knife, then looked at the crowd: "Here, who can tell me what is going on? , what happened?”
 "Ah, Xiaoyang, you're back!"
 Qing Yiyi took the hatchet handed over by the servant and looked at Hei Yang in surprise: "When did you come in? Mom didn't see it."
 "Yeah yeah."
 Black Yang showed his dead fish eyes and subconsciously moved a few steps away from the kitchen knife: "When you collect the kitchen knife later and you are surprised to find that there is a Black Yang stuck to it, it will be too late to see me again."
 "This kid always says some bad things."
 Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes, and before Hei Yang could answer, she suddenly shouted: "You still want to escape?!"
 "Uh-huh!"
 The kitchen knife flew out from his hand like a stream of light, perfectly sealing the claws of the spiritual chicken that wanted to sneak away. It was so frightened that it curled up back on the kitchen knife.
 "Ha, the city is much more peaceful today. The Lord of the City has announced that he will get off work early."
 Hei Muguang hummed a little tune and pushed open the door of Hei's house: "I'm back... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
 The instinct of practicing martial arts for many years made Hei Muguang subconsciously put his hands together and stop the hatchet less than three centimeters from the tip of his nose.
 "..."
 "..."
 "..."
 Silence, deathly silence.
 The servants in the courtyard were all dumbfounded and did not dare to breathe.
 Only Qing Yiyi's right hand still maintained the throwing posture. The expression on her face gradually stiffened, and she forced a smile: "Muguang, come back today... so early!"
 "Huh, uh..."
 Heimuguang's pupils gradually returned to normal size. He gasped and swallowed back his heart that was about to beat. He looked into the hospital and saw the murderer clearly: "Yiyi, what wrong did my husband do to warrant such a murder?!"
 "Ah this..."
 Qing Yiyi quickly hid her hands behind her back: "Hahaha, the weather is really nice today."
 "The sun sets in the west..."
 Hei Muguang turned to look at the sky: "Is this setting sun hinting at something..."
 Hei Yang felt like vomiting, but his reason told him that he should flee the scene of the crime at this time to avoid getting burned.
 Step out with your left leg...good, then step out with your right leg...
 "Stop!"*2
 "hiss!"
 Hei Yang froze in place, watching his parents staring at him with unkind expressions. He regretted not using the "Wind Tight Pulling Hu" skill to escape just now.
 "Stop!"*2
 "Ah this..."
 Hei Yang forced out a smile: "I stopped..."
 "It's not about you, it's about it!"
 Qing Yiyi pointed to the corner, where the Heiyang family's rooster was peeping. At this moment, she was locked with a strong murderous aura, her legs twitched, and she fainted!
 "Cluck..."
 Lingji curled up and felt his death star shining.
 …
 The rooster woke up again and found himself next to the spiritual rooster tied up with five flowers. The three of them sat on stools and surrounded them.
 Among them, Hei Muguang and Qing Yiyi had evil looks on their faces, while only Hei Yang's eyes were a little dodgeful.
 "Wake up."
 Hei Muguang looked at the rooster and nodded with a serious expression: "Very good, the trial of the three divisions has officially begun!"
 "Humph, after all, you are also an old chicken that has been crowing in our family for many years. You have to work hard even if you don't have any merit."
 Qing Yiyi smiled softly, completely different from before: "Moreover, you also brought back the spiritual chicken and let it fall into the trap. I will remember you for your great contribution."
 "Yes, our family is not unreasonable."
 Hei Muguang nodded in agreement: "Let's do this. We'll give you two choices. One is that you two break up and let us dedicate the spiritual chicken to the immortal. From now on, you will be the one who will be the most popular and spicy drinker."
 "Second, you have sincere feelings and are reluctant to be separated."
 Qing Yiyi said with a smile: "In this way, I will pack you and the spiritual chicken together and offer them to the Immortal. Although they cannot be born on the same day, they can still die on the same day."
 "Does this count as a choice..."
 Hei Yang covered his face and whispered: "Why do I feel like a villain? Is there something wrong..."
 "Xiaoyang, what are you talking about?"
 Qing Yiyi turned to look at Hei Yang and smiled slightly: "Say it and let your parents listen."
 "Ah, this, that, I mean..."
 Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and yelled at the rooster: "Did you hear that? My mother is asking you something. You can choose whether you want to die or live!"
 "Oh oh oh!"
 The rooster finally couldn't stand it anymore and ran away from the house, leaving only the rooster with sad eyes.
 Although the Heiyang family's rooster has gained some intelligence over time, its spirituality is far inferior to that of a real spiritual rooster. At this time, it is so frightened that it can't care about anything else...
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 What will happen when the progress of cultivation can be bound and synchronized? 
 [Your bound object breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, and your realm is automatically upgraded to the Qi Refining Stage] 
 [Your bound object's swordsmanship is perfected, and your swordsmanship realm is upgraded to the perfect stage] 
 [You have operated three cycles, and your bound object has operated two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles at the same time] 
 [Your bound object has become an immortal, and you have also become an immortal] 
 The above pictures are all imaginary! 
 When two salted fish are bound together, the saltiness doubles, what to do! 
 "You should practice well, for immortality!" 
 "Bah, why don't you practice well!" 
 [You touched fish for a day, and your bound object touched fish for a day, you... you two are so&amp;#y] 
 [How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy! ]
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 Liu Weiwei transmigrated to the interstellar period and found herself as the lowest ranking student in an Interstellar High School.
 The poor performance of the original owner was ridiculed by the whole school, and the accidental pregnancy, even the father of the child was not known.
 Then Liu Weiwei realized that there was also a food system with her.
 Soon, the whole interstellar was shook, people swarmed towards her with their tears flowing from their mouths.
 Marshal: The snail noodles are good. Come to work in the cafeteria of our military area, you will have five insurances and one housing fund.
 Scientist: Fried chicken is the best, give me one, don’t force me to kneel down and beg you!
 Villain: I want to eat too… Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
 Male protagonist (rare low-key boasting tone): My wife is not good at cooking, you’d better not come to my house for dinner.
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 Before all this, Qin Wanwan was the happiest Second Generation Immortal in the Immortal Realm.
 She was a salted fish, a waste, but her parents bribed various outstanding figures who had fame and prestige to fabricate her achievement.
 Until one day, Jian Xingzhi, who had fought with people all over the world, came over to fight her out of admiration of her strength. With a slash of his sword, she transmigrated from the Immortal Realm to the novel “Strongest Mary Sue” and became the vicious Supporting Female, Qin Wan.
 Later, she befriended a fellow transmigrator and learned under him.
 Qin Wanwan, “Are you also a transmigrator?”
 Jian Xingzhi, “Mn.”
 Qin Wanwan, “Then, what is your name, and what did you do before?”
 Jian Xingzhi, “My Daohao name is Sui Heng. My given name is Jian Xingzhi. My heart and soul are dedicated to cultivating the way of the Sword. I have no interest in world affairs. Jianghu people call me Long Aotian.”
 Qin Wanwan, “……”
 She knew.
 She knew it by heart who this st*pid as*hole was.
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 This novel is also known as The Schoolgirl Secret Agent
 She is an international ace agent,An amazing doctor, God of Assassination, However due to a box she accidentally rebirthed and became an ordinary junior high school student. Weak and incompetent, That scum woman wants to put her head into the toilet. The gambling father, borrowed a lot of money and now they are being chased by loan sharks for debt? There is also a group annoying people in her life. The reborned Yunxiao sneers: I want to know how to write the dead words! She returned from the wind, high-profile attack, if people dared to bully me, they are courting death!
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 Gu Yixin became the cannon fodder in a book.
 In the original book, the cannon fodder designed the villain to make himself pregnant and married into a wealthy family but was retaliated against later.
 Gu Yixin opened his eyes and lay on the villain’s bed, a 1.9-meter super cool and super handsome president pressing him down with a cool and domineering look.
 Then Gu Yixin overthrew the president, it feels indescribable.
 *
 Lu Mingshi, a wealthy tycoon, is a famous celebrity. He has never been close to women or men. Many people suspect that he has problems in that aspect.
 Until one day, the boss blocked his 18-year-old babysitter on the construction site and lifted up his tailored handmade shirt to reveal his slightly raised belly. “I’m pregnant, come back with me.”
 Gu Yixin: “?” It doesn’t seem to be what it says in the book.
 Migrant workers who focus on moving bricks gong (18 y.o) x Cold-faced boss president shou (29 y.o)
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 When crossing over to multiple books, Ren Shuhan found that every protagonist Shou was waiting for him to start chasing them in the crematorium.
 “Don’t waste your time waiting,” He advised sincerely, “There are more 0s than 1s, so I’m not going to chase someone that is not interested.”
 The protagonist Shou (sneering): Oh, there will be a day where you’ll lick the ground I walk on.
 After waiting and waiting…
 Ren Shuhan: “This is the wedding invitation for my childhood friend and I’s wedding.”
 On the wedding night, Ren Shuhan removed the veil: “Baby, I’ve come to marry you.”
 “Don’t you know that life is nothing but a play where you are the male lead and I am just a supporting character?”
 “I know, but I don’t care.”
 He was smiling, but Jiang Qingyue wept.
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 After three days of working nonstop, Cheng Zhaoci has transmigrated (read: had a stroke) as is everyone’s wish.
 What does it feel like to transmigrate into a male, the rarer s*x of the insectoid race?
 Cheng Zhaoci would reply, ‘yeah never mind that, there is still work that is my job to do.’
 One day, the internet of the insectoids that had a sore lack of entertainment media suddenly featured a new account that had short serial comics. The comics had sweet love, passionate fighting, and all sorts of imaginative stories. Many fans flock to follow this account. Of course, many shemales were sceptical of the 1-to-1 monogamous love depicted in those comics.
 Later, when Wing Commander Wei Zhuo was deep behind enemy lines, his xiongzhu, the Wing Commander Cheng Zhaoci came to rescue him without hesitation. That is when the shemales realised – there certainly can be sweet, sweet, love. It just doesn’t belong to them.
 The shemales only want to smile and wave them away.
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 After five years, Ning Xi has returned and is out to take revenge on the sister who turned her parents against her and the childhood sweetheart who betrayed her for her sister. She aims to fulfill her childhood dream and become a famous actress. However, her sister is still out to get her, and she has to avoid all her underhanded schemes. 
 One day, after falling into one of her sisters’ schemes, she meets an adorable kid and saves him. This is how Ning Xi found herself staying at the autistic little kid’s house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father, Lu Tingxiao, starts falling for her too.
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 Gu Weiwei, the adopted daughter of the most wealthy and powerful Gu Family in A Land, is seriously injured during an attack. Her best friend, Ling Yan, who has been suffering from a heart disease, takes this opportunity to kill Gu Weiwei and snatches her heart for her own transplant surgery.
 Unexpectedly, however, Gu Weiwei is reborn and became Mu Weiwei, the adopted daughter of the most wealthy and powerful Fu Family in Hua Land and somehow ends up having a one-night-stand with the heir Fu Hanzheng.
 From that night on, strange things start to happen. Firstly, Fu Hanzheng, who has no interest in any women, especially not in the noisy young Mu Weiwei, suddenly falls for Mu Weiwei—who now has Gu Weiwei’s soul inside.
 Gu Weiwei decides to take this second chance of life as a precious opportunity to take revenge for both Mu Weiwei and for herself.
 Subsequently, Gu Weiwei uses her own talents and skills and becomes the most popular and beloved movie star in the entire world using Mu Weiwei’s body and successfully crushes all her enemies.
 Meanwhile, she gradually develops a lovely relationship with Fu Hanzheng, who is deeply devoted to her and only her.
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 Copy:
 Undercover police officer: We are two-on-two, so we can’t be careless.
 FBI undercover: I’m in a one-on-three, and I have to be vigilant.
 Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all, and I give comrade hr Jinjiu a five-star praise.
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 The semi-invincible text, some of the protagonists refer to Dazai Osamu, the stray dog.
 Without a heroine, the only thing that can make the hero’s heart beat faster is the bill.
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 Zhu Tong was born in a wealthy family, but the pampered young master suffered from a serious cleanliness addiction, and there were so many things that even God can’t stand it, so he was given a sickness and even coughed three mouthfuls of blood.
 The day before his death, he was inexplicably bound to a system.
 The system told him that he was actually a cannon fodder villain in a danmei novel who humiliated the heartthrob protagonist and suffered the consequences. If he wanted to survive, he had to find the only one in the novel, the white moonlight, who was not attracted to the protagonist and get full favorability from him.
 In order to find him, Zhu Tong changed schools.
 The new school was located in a remote small county with eight-person dormitories, a canteen for big pot meals, and only one public toilet in a teaching building.
 Zhu Tong: In order to survive, he will endure!
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 1. Down and out screenwriter, Ruan Song, had a long, five-year relationship with the popular film emperor, Ren Qinming. When their relationship was good, Ren Qinming was still obscure and unknown, and when he became popular, their relationship unexpectedly ended with a bang.
 Ren Qinming had no way to seek reconciliation, and was depressed all day. His reserved character persona grew increasingly stable, until he found Ruan Song’s residence while drunk, and was photographed by the paparazzi.
 Then with a boom, the pair’s love affair became publicized.
 There was an earthquake throughout the entertainment industry, the fans went crazy and they couldn’t believe it at all.
 Our gege is a cold, King of Hell. He doesn’t even look at beautiful women, how could he be dating! How could there be anyone in this world who can match our gege!!!
 In order for the fans to confirm that Ren Qinming was single, they exposed Ren Qinming’s itinerary: In a year with 365 days, he spent 330 days with the filming crew. Do you want this kind of blessing? If it were your boyfriend, would you put up with this?
 Ruan Song was happy to see this. That’s right, he also couldn’t stand it, so they broke up.
 2. But just when Ruan Song prepared to head to Weibo to clear up the fervor, an invitation letter to a dating show was sent to him, inviting him to participate on the show with Ren Qinming, and make a public display of affection.
 Ruan Song felt it beneath himself: We already broke up, I’d have to be crazy to go.
 But in the next second, he saw the remuneration given by the variety show, and then saw his destitute and unemployed self: “I’m crazy. I’ll go.”
 3. During the variety show, as soon as Ruan Song appeared. 
 The fans immediately changed their minds: Shock! Beautiful woman!
 Meanwhile, the cold King of Hell who never looks at ‘beautiful women’ — — 
 Ren: Wife, move a little closer to me, everyone’s watching. 
 Ren: Wife, smile at me, there’s a camera at this angle. 
 Ren: Wife, it looks like we have to kiss. 
 Ruan Song: ……###
 Then, Ren Qinming: Wife…… Your ears are red. 
 Ruan Song grinded his teeth and covered his mouth with one hand: I’m! Hot!
 The fans crazily waved their flag: Not hot! Clingy! You just want to stick to beautiful women! 
 Ruan Song was completely speechless: Didn’t you say no one could match him?
 The fans’ faces were completely yellow*: Teacher Ruan is exaggerating, what do the things Ren Qinming’s fans say have anything to do with us CP fans?
 Ruan Song: …… 
 What the hell, who would have thought I’d actually grow famous after participating on a dating show and putting on a fake show!
 *Yellow means having dirty thoughts!
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 This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. 
 “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” 
 “Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” 
 I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man. 
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