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 Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her. 
 Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura… 
 …of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on! 
 Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape— 
 “Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.” 
 “When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.” 
 Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss. 
 She was very sincere, holding nothing back— 
 “Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…” 
 That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan. 
 Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner… 
 A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman. 
 “Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…” 
 ‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’ 
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 【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】 
 [This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it] 
 Cultivation calendar: 17863 
 Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted. 
 Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace." 
 Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!" 
 Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape." 
 Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime." 
 Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. " 
 The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected." 
 The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!" 
 Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..." 
 The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"
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 Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.
 Yi Qing laughed and said: “That is because you do not know of my Master. If we speak of cultivation, I am not as good as she by a long mile. Thinking about it, at the start, out of the ten Heavenly Emperors of the Upper Realm, my Master beat up nine, and the one left was myself.”
 “Master? You actually have a Master! Who? How come we never heard of it?”
 “My Master is…. Eh? Master? Master! And my Master? Has anyone seen my Master?”
 A person next to them quietly raised her paw. “I am here!”
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 Pian Pian had once been the biggest bigshot in the whole game, but had disappeared from the Jianghu after being framed.
 Soon after, she bought over an account online from the xianyu app, and got ready to raise up this old player’s account. But then she realised that the former user’s online relationship had also been a real-life relationship – with the former user having aborted her scum husband’s baby. Her own female disciple had used her to climb up, and then repeatedly killed the former user to the point that she couldn’t take it anymore and sold her account – it had really been excessively cliche. Pian Pian felt that her plan to abuse the cheating scum husband back, was somewhat refreshing.
 Former User’s Husband: “She’s not like you – she’s very innocent. If you have anything to say, say it to me instead!”
 Pian Pian: “There’s no need, happy divorce!”
 Former User’s Husband: “Ai, why’re you forcing yourself to act strong.”
 Pian Pian: “I’m not forcing myself, this is completely real strength. After all, I’m the game’s strongest woman[4].”
 Former Disciple: “Hubbie, did you hear her? She said that she’s Boss Han’s woman! Let’s help her spread this happy news around!”
 Pian Pian: “Wait, I think you read that wrong!”
 Later on, she who had dealt with the gossip surrounding her and Boss Han, had actually met the real deal.
 “Pian Pian, I heard that you wanted to become my woman?”
 “…You think that’s possible?”
 “Of course.”
 Under the gaze of thousands, she received a message from the game system.
 ‘Yi Chuan Han Xing wants to do a pair action with you: forcibly kiss. Do you accept? [Yes] [No].”
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 In 2122, the “game” came. 
 【Are you terminally ill? Disabled? Disfigured? Unbearable pain? Do you feel that life is meaningless? Come join the game! Survive, win, win with high scores, and you will gain a healthier body, a better appearance, and greater abilities…you will—evolve! 】 
 [Global live broadcast of the game, registration starts now——] 
 Eighteenth-tier star Lu Tingliu entered the game with a terminally ill diagnosis certificate in hand. 
 * 
 After each player enters the game, they will draw a basic card of their own, which will determine their evolutionary direction and their basic ability. 
 The card Lu Tingliu drew is called [Split]. 
 Skill introduction: You are a splitter. You are a mercenary that money can buy, you are a doctor who is good at anatomy, you are a great detective who knows everything, you are a god, you are a car mechanic, you are a stunning beauty, you are a weak child… You are a splitter. You are the top actor, you are the most insane lunatic. 
 Current Split Personality: 2/147 
 * 
 In the era of gaming, players have become the most high-profile stars. 
 Lu Tingliu is the most mysterious, the most heretical, and the most insane among them.
 【Reading Tips】 
 1. Not scary, not brain-burning, the heroine of the battle department upgrades the cool text 
 2, the male protagonist Chu Hongjing, Meiqiang miserable loyal dog 
 3. Efforts to update ing
 Content label: Shuangwen live broadcast 
 Search keyword: Protagonist: Lu Tingliu ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others: 
 One sentence introduction: Become a goddess
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 Xu ZiYan has a little brother, and that little brother is gay. As an older brother, he has always felt a bit regretful. 
 One day he transmigrated into the inside of a novel and found himself with another chance to raise a younger brother. 
 Immediately rolling his sleeves up to prepare for battle, he planned to raise this little brother into an exceptionally good man! And a perfectly straight one! 
 Taking a lesson from his past experiences, he continuously perfected his training plans. 
 Clearly, he strangled any opportunities to turn his little brother bent in the cradle, yet why was it that the little brother he had used all his heart and blood to raise — was still a gay guy!!! 
 And he was a gay guy who made him his target!!! 
 Your father ain’t playing around anymore! 
 A body you can save, however a warped soul……how do you want him to save it?! What a godly problem!!! 
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 He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. 
 The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! 
 People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! 
 What’s more … it’s so cute. 
 The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 
 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 
 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. 
 Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?
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 “He is the entertainment king who is in charge of everything. Been single for years, he had zero scandal. One day, a woman and a girl turned his life upside down.
 The little cutie held him tight, not letting go. “”Handsome uncle, you look very much like the daddy I have lost for many years!”” Huo Yunshen felt depressed. “Me? Daddy?!”
 The little cutie proudly pulled her mommy over, “”Mommy, I have found a long-term meal ticket for you, handsome and gullible.””
 Xu Xiyan smiled at the elegant man.
 Recalling the accident five years ago, his face sank. “”How dare you steal my DNA?””
 She laughed. “”Not steal, just borrow!”” The man took her in his arms and warned in a dangerous tone, “”Woman, should I get what’s mine back, with interest?””
 She stood on her toes. “”Yeah, how about another baby?”””
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 Before going to college, an ordinary high school student went to celebrate and got drunk. When he woke up, he found himself in a completely different world. There was a big sect, the approaching sect entrance examination, a slum where his body’s previous owner lived, and a shared memory about a missing young girl.
 When he got tangled in a fight with a few punks in this different world, he fell off a cliff and miraculously found himself still alive, with two more voices ringing inside his head. They were Sword Master and Saber Master. In the company of them, he continued to find out more about this whole new world. He took the sect entrance examination, entered the sect, met a strange man in black, and even participated in a major competition of the sect to have a chance to win over his peers! 
 In this whole new world, he was born again and got to explore the fantastic martial world!
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 When Chu Qin found his lover who had lost his memory, the fake fiancee his lover’s family had arranged for was with him.
 Fake fiancée: I’m the person you love the most.
 Zhong Yibin: ……Liar, the person I love is obviously Chu Qin.
 Fake fiancée: Didn’t you lose your memory?
 Zhong Yibin: F***! I still remember Chu Qin!
 Chu Qin: “……”
 Except for you, I forgot the entire world…..
 Never forget Chu Qin.
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 A metaphysical master Gong Qingyao never dreamed that one day she would be transmigrated into two thousand years later.
 After transmigration, Gong Qingyao has two goals in life.
 1. Make good use of her metaphysical skills.
 2. Acting well.
 But what did this person who has been following her want?
 Qin Ze: “Me? I’m your third life goal.”
 During a press conference.
 Reporter A: “I heard that you can participate in this reality show because of unspoken rules?”
 Gong Qingyao glanced at the reporter. Her husband and wife palace has collapsed. Her eyebrows were sunken and there was a black air: “Your husband cheated, if you go home now, you can still catch him.”
 Reporter B: “According to insider, your scene in the middle and late stages of this show has increased because you have a close relationship with the director.”
 Gong Qingyao glanced at this other reporter.
 A person’s parents’ house was on the forehead. Looking at this reporter parents’ house, his left forehead was narrow and collapsed, indicating that his father has passed away, while his right forehead was also sinking and darkly stagnant: “Your mother is sick and it is life-threatening. You are recommended to return quickly.”
 The reporters took a step back in silence.
 Gong Qingyao: “Are there any more questions?”
 Reporters: “…” No, no.
 “Did you find out? Any products with commercials or endorsements by Gong Qingyao will be sold out!”
 “What’s this! Anyone who has partnered with Gong Qingyao will call her ‘Sister Yao’, even the best actor is no exception!”
 “Well, Gong Qingyao doesn’t seem to have any anti fans, even if there are, they will turn into fans within a month.”
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 In Xu Yun Yao’s previous life, she overcame all obstacles barring her way just to become a queen. However, under the suppression of several ministers headed by Tang Song Nian she failed in the end. Just out of reach with bitter hatred in her heart, only to wake up and find herself reborn as the daughter of Tang Song Nian, as she died early.
 Xu Yun Yao: I will trample you! You old fart! You dare to oppose this palace!
 Tang Song Nian (laughing with joy): Aiya, our daughter’s boldness is truly too powerful.
 Xu Yun Yao: I will kick you! I will bite you! You dare lead those ministers to slander this palace!
 Tang Song Nian (gratified smile): I knew little treasure loves father best.
 Xu Yun Yao: …….
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 This is a strange and inexplicable world…Mountains, water, stones, flowers, grass, trees, wood, the Sun, moonlight, stars… All creation under the Heavens and Earths are sources of energy. In this world, there are all the classics from his previous world, but there is a new addition: The Law of Dao. Fang Zhengzhi was conflicted. I can obtain power from reading books? Should I read Tao Te Ching first? Or should I read The Art of Becoming Invisible? What about the Analects of Confucius or… The Golden Lotus? With The Law Of Dao as his foundation, can Fang Zhengzhi master the Dao of All Creation and open the gate of God?
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