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 Yang Feng traveled to a writing competition in a parallel world. 
 Contestants need to create creations based on the drawn propositions. 
 The first theme is: [Statue] 
 The other contestants scratched their heads and scratched their heads. Even though they had a lot of imagination, the content they wrote was extremely cliche. 
 As a senior SCP fan, Yang Feng thought of the countless SCP containment objects he had seen the moment he saw this theme! 
 So I decided to write SCP-173! 
 After seeing what he wrote, the judges and the audience were all shocked! 
 "You have to keep an eye on it, or your neck will be broken?!" 
 "Special Containment Procedures? SCP Foundation?" 
 - 
 after this…… 
 Theme [Doctor], Yang Feng wrote SCP-049! 
 Theme [Old Man], write SCP-106! 
 theme…… 
 Audience: Yang Feng is such a genius. How come these SCP projects come one after another and still fit the theme? !
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 Jiang Haochen is a divorce lawyer. During the live broadcast of science popularization, Liu Lianmai asked Jiang Haochen to help introduce a blind date. Jiang Haochen was drunk. 
 Lao Liu: "Lawyer Jiang, do you have any divorce clients that would be suitable for me?" 
 Jiang Haochen: "I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you asking me to arrange a blind date?" 
 Lao Liu: "I want to find someone who is well-matched. You will file for divorce and know their assets. You also know the reasons for the divorce. You can help me check my character. Your introduction is more reliable than a matchmaker." 
 As soon as this statement came out, the live broadcast room exploded: "The thinking is clear, the divorce lawyer is indeed more reliable than the matchmaker." 
 From then on, Jiang Haochen, a divorce lawyer, went crazy in the blind date industry. 
 One after another, the old men asked Jiang Haochen to help introduce blind dates, and the law firm's signboard became: "Lawyers are carefully selected, assets are transparent, and they are worth having." 】 
 The dating agency was directly shut down by Jiang Haochen's law firm, and the matchmakers were all trapped. They never dreamed that the lawyer could make them all lose their jobs.
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 Henry Chu traveled to the world of the novel and became a rich second-generation top villain. He received a daily check-in system and was able to listen to the protagonist's voice. 
 But he didn't expect that not only could he listen to the protagonist's voice, but all the heroines could also listen, and even his voice could be heard. 
 [The first heroine is a love brain and is about to break off the engagement. I’m so excited, Qiang Hu~] 
 [Sister Yan is beautiful and sassy, but she’s a licker! 】 
 [Is it time for the protagonist to obtain ancient martial arts secrets? 】 
 [This stock is bound to rise, skyrocketing! 】 
 Gradually, Henry Chu realized something was wrong. 
 The love-minded heroine transforms into a business goddess and sweeps the financial world. 
 Licking* sister turned into a stock god and created countless stock market myths. 
 The killer lady transformed into a new big shot in the ancient martial arts world and beat the protagonist to death... 
 Henry Chu: What’s wrong with this world? The plot, the plot is broken! 
 Each of your heroines shows off to the point of flying, what should I do?
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 After rebirth, Zhang Hao, who is 2.4 meters tall and weighs 400 pounds, became a policeman. 
 Awaken the popular police system and join the variety show with Yang Mi and Reba! 
 As soon as the show started, we received reports from the masses and took Yang Mi and Reba to fight against pornography! 
 Arrive at the door. 
 "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Go in and arrest them!" 
 "Sister Mi, here..." 
 "What are you doing? Come on, I haven't participated in the anti-pornography campaign yet!" 
 "Fine!" 
 boom! ! ! 
 The door was kicked open, and when they saw that the person inside was Liu Kaiwei, Yang Mi went numb!
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 In the parallel world, Lin Chuan became a lawyer. 
 At the end of his internship, the first lawsuit he took on shocked the world. 
 Defendant: I am a minor, I suffer from depression, and I want to be released in court. 
 Lin Chuan: The first demand is that the defendant be sentenced to death! Execute immediately. 
 Defendant's lawyer: My defender did not break the law. 
 Lin Chuan: The second request is that the defendant’s lawyer be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than five years, and his lawyer’s qualifications are revoked. 
 Presiding Judge: Are you teaching me how to do something? How about you become a judge! 
 Lin Chuan: The third request is that the judge impose a life sentence and be deprived of political rights for life. 
 After a court hearing, 
 Only the trembling bystanders were left at the scene. 
 "Brother, I'm just here to watch the fun. I don't want to go in and use the sewing machine, right?" 
 Netizen: What a hearty trial!
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 He traveled to 2013 and found that Yang Mi was getting married soon. 
 Thinking of the outcome of that marriage, he urged Damimi not to get married! 
 The healing female singer Yang Mi successfully escaped from marriage and was rewarded for her top singing skills. She sang "Big Fish" and made hundreds of millions of people cry! 
 Advise Liu Tao to divorce, reward the stock god's skills, lock in ten 100-fold monster stocks, and quickly become a billionaire! 
 Advise Liu Tianxian to break up, reward top acting skills, become a three-time best actor, and aspire to win Cannes! 
 Let the actresses who meet unkind people bid farewell to wrong marriages and relationships. He will have countless merits and gain a lot! 
 But, why should they hold him responsible? He is responsible for killing them and not burying them!
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 Li Qingyue traveled through the parallel world and thought she could live the rest of her life safely. Unexpectedly, she suddenly awakened to the beautiful girl transformation system. As long as she played various two-dimensional girls, she could become stronger. 
 Li Qingyue's first role was that of Master Taibo, Fu Xuan. 
 The moment Fu Xuan appeared in the live broadcast room, the whole network was excited! 
 "Why did Fu Xuan come out of the screen?" 
 "Master Taibusi, step on me, awsl~" 
 "Honey, put the little ice cream in my mouth!" 
 However, soon, everyone discovered that the Fu Xuan in front of them seemed to be more than just a 100% restoration. 
 The unmistakable Qionguan Formation, the unique Taiyi plate, the six-line omen... Oops, this talisman seems to be genuine? 
 Next, I played Kafka, gained the power of telepathy, played the role of a rich young woman, and ended up buying a Star Destroyer for no reason... 
 Seeing the beautiful girls who kept appearing, the whole world panicked. 
 Aren't you a cosplayer? Why is it exactly the same as the original work! !
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 After Jiang Feng divorced his wife Xu Na, who was worth 50 million and despised him, he obtained custody of his daughter and unlocked the full-level human system! 
 Earn money to earn points and unlock various full-level abilities! 
 Sign in to a restaurant at the beginning and unlock the full-level steamed bun skills! 
 On the first day of business, business was booming, profits were crazy, and people almost died! 
 In just one week, Jiang Feng's shop has become famous in the surrounding area, with neighbors fighting over a steamed bun! 
 Ex-wife Xu Na came to see her daughter and wanted to mock Jiang Feng for not making any money, but she was directly shocked by the scene in front of her! 
 Jiang Feng opened more shops along the way! 
 Catering, clothing, finance, information! 
 Xu Na went on blind dates many times and felt more and more that Jiang Feng was the best. She missed the best man! 
 However. 
 When she came to Jiang Yang in the middle of the night and wanted to remarry, it was Jiang Youyou's goddess teacher Rong Shuang who opened the door...
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 No holiday for New Year's Eve? It’s so outrageous! 
 Zhao Pingfan decisively resigned and returned to the village half a month early to celebrate the New Year. 
 The traditional festival live broadcast system was accidentally awakened and started live broadcasting for the New Year. 
 On the first day, I took my dog to herd sheep in the mountains. 
 We encountered famous scenes such as the dog and rabbit chase, three generations of the human-headed wasp family living under one roof, the magnificent stone gorge, and the stunning sunset. 
 The next day, roast sweet potatoes and potatoes in the wild. 
 As a result, the naughty kid dug up someone else's ancestral grave and was possessed by a ghost at night. 
 On the third day, a Feng Shui master was hired to resolve the crisis for the naughty family. 
 On the fourth day, firecrackers blew up the dog basin. 
 ... 
 On the eighth day, the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, we officially brought netizens to celebrate the new year in the cloud. 
 Sweeping dust, worshiping the Kitchen God, grinding tofu, going to the market, washing blessings, and making New Year's goods. 
 Visit the graves to worship ancestors, pay homage to family trees, kowtow to pay New Year greetings, watch self-edited Spring Festival Gala, give out lucky money, watch the New Year's Eve, and worship mountain gods. 
 … 
 Fun and fun childhood activities brought a wave of memories to the brothers. 
 The sense of ceremony full of traditional culture made the whole network realize what Chinese shock is. 
 This is simply my dream love year! ! !
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 When Lu Chen woke up, he found that he was participating in a live creative variety show! 
 Contestants need to create according to the proposition of the program team. 
 When the program team gave the proposition: [Countryside] 
 I see other contestants writing rural stories, rural love, focusing on pastoral harmony. 
 Lu Chen decided to find another way to shock the audience! 
 "Operation Ice Breaking" is up to you! 
 At first, the audience thought this was a story about rural development, but the more they watched, the more things seemed wrong... 
 There are 20,000 people in a village, and every family has a pot, making and selling drugs? 
 Netizens collectively exploded: "With a rural theme, you write about a whole village selling drugs and getting rich?" 
 The program team also went crazy: "I asked you to write about the countryside. What the hell is this Tazhai?" 
 "Director, the anti-drug campaign in rural areas is also a rural theme, so you can tell me whether it's a topic or not?" 
 Since then, Kuoti Tianzun came into being. 
 Proposition [Fish Seller], he wrote "Hurry" 
 Thesis [Bad students and good students], he wrote "Infernal Affairs" 
 The audience couldn't hold back: "Obviously the theme is as distorted as grandma's bridge, why are the stories written by this guy more classic than the last?!"
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 Martin was a succubus who was shot to death by an arrow from the Sun God in the battle between gods and demons; Martin was a PhD in literature and a senior movie enthusiast who died in a car accident in August 2023. 
 The two Martin souls magically converged and merged in the turbulence of time and space, and were finally put into the body of an 11-year-old boy named Martin Meyers in Los Angeles, USA in 1996. 
 There is no aura in this world? Fortunately, I am a succubus. To practice succubus, you don’t need aura, you just need to collect desires. 
 Joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are all desires. As long as these emotions are directed at me, they can become nutrients in my practice. 
 Okay, let's see what reliable way in this world can arouse the emotions of many people? 
 Hmm, writers, this is good; um, music, that's fine too; wow, Hollywood movies, for the whole world, this is great! 
 What's that word called? 
 Yes, Wen Chaogong. 
 Start as a writer, with the ultimate goal of becoming an international film star. 
 What? You mean acting? 
 I'm a succubus!
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 Chu Tian, who was just a freshman in college, suddenly gained a special ability, that is, his body could automatically change according to some words he heard. My deskmate Yang Rong said: "Hehe, it's great to have a hacker master as my deskmate." Chu Tian, who only knew how to install a system, instantly became a super hacker. A girl I don’t know; “Oh, if my boyfriend also had a model figure like this...
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 Passer-by: He is just a useless bastard who got lucky and became the poor son-in-law of the richest family! 
 Big Wife: Sisters, someone here is talking bad about my husband! 
 "I'll immediately mobilize my troops to crush you!" 
 "I'll ask the bank to cut off his funds immediately!" 
 "I'll hack into his computer right away!" 
 "I'll..." 
 Protagonist: Low profile! Ladies, keep a low profile! I haven't found the enemy who destroyed the family in the first place!
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