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 The two men and one woman did not play for long.
 It’s not that they don’t want to play anymore.
 The main reason is that the water in the pool has become deeper due to the continuous discharge of water.
 The little goldfish hid deep in the pool, and the three of them immediately had no choice but to leave the scene angrily.
 Before leaving, the three of them glanced at the big sun above their heads.
 I think the water level will drop in a few days, and then they will come again...
 On the way out, the three of them also met many players who had just arrived.
 The self-introduction is still the same.
 "We are a handsome and cute group!"
 Gu Fan: "I am handsome!"
 When Bai Xier saw others staring at her, she obviously regarded her as one of the [handsome and striking] people, so she reluctantly said: "I am a human being."
 She knew that Gu Fan and Chen Yi did not really form a combination.
 [Handsome and handsome] is probably just a joke between the two of them.
 After she and the two bullied the little goldfish together, they were considered friends, so it was okay to make a joke together.
 But this is a pain for Chen Yi!
 He only has one word left...
 Chen Yi spread his hands to express doubts.
 "???????"
 Under the strange looks from everyone, Chen Yi was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
 It’s all Gu Fan’s fault, what a weird group name they chose!
 its not right?
 I didn’t say I wanted to join this group?
 Chen Yigang wanted to explain, but everyone had already labeled their group!
 explain?
 Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!
 So Chen Yi found a neutral title for himself.
 Handsome!
 Yi Shuaishuai + handsome ""boy" person = handsome!
 Is there a problem?
 no problem! !
 …
 The three of them couldn't sit still and began to pretend to be staff members of the program team.
 Gu Fan rolled up a piece of A4 paper as a microphone and stood at the door enthusiastically like a tour guide.
 "Come on, come on, follow me. I'm a staff member here. You can call me handsome. The two next to me are my partners, handsome and beautiful!"
 Chen Yi discovered it at this moment.
 Gu Fan is a social cow!
 Chen Yi, who is also a social cow, adapted quite quickly.
 "I'll help you with your luggage. The room is over there. Your names are on the door number."
 “There’s the music room, there’s the tape room!”
 "There is a small pond over there, and there is a smelly fish in the pond!"
 "..."
 Bai Xi'er was speechless as she watched the two people playing their roles happily.
 Really speechless!
 Why do these two people like so many things?
 One flower activity after another!
 She is determined to be a noble lady.
 For her to participate, it goes against her original intention of being a lady.
 Don't participate...
 My heart feels itchy!
 It’s so annoying!
 Then.
 The three people's dedication to their duties really made everyone believe in their characters.
 Everyone followed the enthusiastic three people.
 While chatting happily, they talked about music.
 Gu Fan and other "staff members" would also interrupt from time to time to share some professional knowledge about music.
 After the three people sent everyone to the place.
 Everyone was still sighing.
 "It is indeed a music professional variety show, even the staff are so professional."
 "That's right! Not only is he passionate about his work, but he also understands music so well!"
 “This program is really great!”
 ...
 Director He Qimin, who was looking at the overall situation backstage, scratched his head in embarrassment.
 He also arranges tour guide-like staff!
 They are all volunteers who volunteer to help out.
 Ye also helped him improve the reputation of the show.
 It seems that these three young men who have nothing to do and bully his goldfish are of some use!
 Um!
 Decided!
 Give these three "staff members" more shots while waiting for editing!
 After all, they are “family members”!
 ...
 Gu Fan and others did not know that their behavior of being full and having nothing to do won the director's favor.
 At this time, all the players have arrived at Youpu Village.
 The voices of the real staff of the program team were already heard from the loudspeakers.
 "Attention villagers, please bring a good mood and go to the big lawn. Something big will be announced."
 Hear this trumpet sound with total loss of sound quality.
 Gu Fan complained to Chen Yi and Bai Xi'er while walking.
 "The sound quality of the speaker is so bad! I think the program team is not poor!"
 [Forcing] At the same time, the chick nodded like it was sucking rice.
 The speaker sound quality is really poor!
 Director He Qimin, who had been paying special attention to the three people since just now, suddenly felt unhappy.
 You are the poor! Your whole family is poor!
 This is a special effect!
 You know nothing!
 He Qimin decided to take back what he just said.
 Add screen? It would be fine if we don’t lose what Gu Fan and the other three said just now!
 But,
 He still ordered his people like this: "Mark the scene just now and edit it when the time comes."
 As a senior director.
 He Qimin knows how to make programs effective.
 At present, he is unhappy with Gu Fan and others, and has to cut out the scenes of Gu Fan and others.
 He Qimin is very sad!
 [Handsome and handsome] The fish that was clearly bullying him just now~
 But he still wanted to leave the scene of them bullying his fish.
 I feel uncomfortable and want to cry!
 Woo woo woo...
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 [Easy and funny + no heroine + no system + cool writing + daily life + entertainment industry]
 Gu Fan travels through a parallel world.
 Become a direct disciple of the Peking Opera master.
 While everyone else was working honestly, he was the one bullying the director's fish.
 Someone invited him to be a guest on a rap show, and he ran away after finishing a song on stage.
 Others invited him to participate in a reality show, but he mistook the sneaking director as a thief and went to catch the director with a shovel.
 In order to make a living, he even formed a group with his good friends - [Handsome and Handsome]
 He is "handsome"!
 The remaining friends are "handsome", "beautiful", and "combined"!
 But this man is ridiculous and too strong at the same time.
 The song "The Drunken Concubine" promoted opera, the song "Daoxiang" attracted the whole Internet to imitate, and the song "LoveStory" broke out of Asia and entered the world!
 When the world's attention is focused on Gu Fan, he has never forgotten his identity - the successor of Peking Opera!
 Under his guidance, ancient Chinese culture spread throughout the continent.
 A few years later.
 Gu Fan has a globally recognized name.
 "The God of Music"
 certainly.
 There is still one.
 "The God of Sand Sculpture"
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 “What It’s Like Being a Vampire?” 
 Xiang Kun didn’t expect that this question that he had regarded the answer as a story on Zhihu not long ago can now be answered with personal experience.
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 Me, from ten years later.
 I am a surgeon.
 I am the host of the super doctor system.
 I can sign in every day.
 I am Wu Yuan, and I will become a legend in the medical world.
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 This is a story about a teenager who was kidnapped by aliens and sent back to Earth, but there seems to be something wrong with this Earth;
 This is a story about cute boy paper making anime and games in Japan, but the magical girl is shenmegui;
 This is a story about the gentleman and the younger sister, the senior sister, the eldest lady, and…, but the hatchet is a very dangerous thing.
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 “Let you play the role of a jailbreaker. How long can you last under the full force of the world’s top inspectors and top hackers?” 
 Qin Hao traveled through a parallel world and found himself participating in a national sensational education program on victimization prevention. 
 The more days you run away, the more bonuses you get, up to 100 billion bonuses! 
 Qin Hao has obtained the god-level prison escape system. As long as he operates and shows, he can obtain countless magical skills! 
 “Ding, the host raised his middle finger to the inspector and obtained the god-level anti-investigation technique!” 
 “Ding, the host attacked the inspection building and obtained god-level car skills!” 
 “Ding, the host encountered a criminal gang and successfully infiltrated, and obtained the attributes of a suit thug!” 
 Audience: “I suspect that Brother Hao is a prisoner himself, please investigate him as soon as possible!” 
 The peak collision, the peak confrontation between strength and brain power, the world is shocked!
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 Lu Ze traveled through the parallel world and joined the Kyushu Cultural Communication Bureau.
 Facing the noble and outrageous entertainment industry, he planned and directed the variety show "Do You Dare to Come?" 》
 Jiuzhou’s anti-drug, tax, judicial and police departments support you throughout the process!
 120 emergency center and the Suicide Prevention Association provide logistical support!
 The first issue [Suck it or not, pay it or not? 】:On-site hair poison testing, big data live tax inspection!
 The second issue [Sleeping or not, who is there? 】: Gather hundreds of celebrities and discover thousands of pairs of bed partners!
 …
 Weird links: [30 seconds breaking news pk], [1V1 reporting duel]!
 On the first day, six celebrities peed their pants and one fainted on the spot!
 The next day, hundreds of celebrities had laser hair removal, and thousands of celebrities quickly paid their taxes!
 On the tenth day, five entertainment companies canceled their registration and ran away. Is the entertainment industry empty?
 Reba: Woohoo, I’m participating in a variety show, and the host actually wants to give me a urine test.
 Bailu: Hair examination in two different parts...
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 Natsume travels to a parallel world merged with pokemon, where pokemon are integrated into every aspect of people’s lives.
 
 In the land of Antarctica, under the wind and snow, a mysterious figure jumped over and drifted away.
 
 Above the hot desert, a terrifying figure shakes the desert like a roaring ocean wave.
 
 As a traverser, Natsume carries the system and starts with a Heavenly King Volcarona. Starting from the third year of high school, he has gradually become the strongest trainer in the world.
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 Yakuza, originally refers to the most stinky card in the Japanese flower letter, whoever gets it will inevitably curse.
 A young director traveled to Japan in the 1980s, and he inexplicably became a Yakuza named Takeshi Iwata.
 As a result, a wonderful journey of Japanese movies started like this.
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 The second prelude
 "Cosmos" was launched, and Zhou Li logged into the game.
 Originally, I just wanted to play gold in an ordinary way to make life easier.
 result……
 Get Talent: Eternal Charge!
 Get the Skill: Truth Quest!
 Not only that, but I don't know if it was Goddess of Luck's favor, where she was born at the beginning of the game, she liked to carry a stellar annihilation light energy sniper rifle.
 With invincible ability, armed with terrorist weapons, one person with one gun at the beginning, blasting the entire "Universe" suit.
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 Fang Yang traveled through the parallel world and found that he was actually participating in a live broadcast program and was randomly selected to work at the airport security check.
 Fang Yang: "Beauty, please cooperate and take out what you have on you."
 Beauty: "No?"
 Fang Yang: "Please take off your coat."
 "Please put on your boots again."
 "Um...take off your stockings too!"
 Beauty: "You're done, do you still want to take it off?"
 Fang Yang: "No need to take it off, I'll touch it..."
 Netizen: It doesn’t matter if this job is still recruiting, it doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, the main thing is that I love my job.
 Just when netizens thought Fang Yang was just trying to take advantage of others, they discovered something shocking.
 Not only that, Fang Yang allows everyone to see the smuggling method that subverts three concepts.
 Babies evacuate their internal organs to hide drugs, C4 made of chocolate, national treasures hidden in handicrafts, viruses and flies...
 Until one day, Fang Yang detected a secret document, which actually contained a diagram of the components of China's nuclear bomb.
 Netizens were shocked: I asked you to go through security and you found out the nuclear bomb?
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 [You can now choose three of the following seven options 
 1. Go back to five years ago with the present memory 
 2. Five centimeters taller 
 3. Seven million deposits 
 4. Appearance +50 points 
 5. A company with a market capitalization of 500 million 
 6. Proficient in a foreign language 
 7. Teaser live broadcast 10 million virtual coins]
 Li Ang became angry after finishing the selection: choose every day, choose, choose, you will give it after the selection! 
 … 
 Fuck, it’s really shipped!
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 Zhang Mingxuan, who traveled to a parallel world, inherited the Taoist purple-robed Celestial Master. 
 One night. 
 Zhang Mingxuan was preparing to perform a hand-rubbing performance on the Internet when a group of police officers suddenly rushed into the camera. 
 Without saying a word, he took him away directly. 
 "The Feng Shui Formation in the Magic City has been broken. The Sakura Saber Tower reappears and invites the Heavenly Master to come out and fight Sakura!" 
 In the police car. 
 Zhang Mingxuan looked at a group of policemen who bowed to him with a confused face. If I had that ability, could you still arrest me? 
 Ding! The host identity has been adapted and the Taoist Heavenly Master system is activated! 
 Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Golden Light Spell (Full Level)] 
 Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Ghosts (Full Level)] 
 Listening to a series of system reminders in his mind, Zhang Mingxuan adjusted his Taoist robes. 
 "Don't be stunned, let's go, Master Dao will cure the brains of those little cherry blossoms tonight!" 
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 a year ago.
 A huge crack opened in the sky.
 The endless mysterious black mist instantly enveloped the world.
 Along with it, monsters known as evil gods also descended.
 Under the shroud of mysterious black mist.
 Many people have mutated into zombies who only know how to devour flesh and blood.
 Numerous animals have also mutated, becoming larger and blood-eating.
 Thermal weapons have also been greatly nerfed.
 Cities fell one after another.
 Human civilization seems to be dying out in the next moment.
 Ye Qingcheng traveled to this world invaded by evil gods, and also got the golden finger religious system.
 As long as his believers awaken their powers, he can gain the powers of the believers, and he can also strengthen him into a higher level of powers.
 "Your believer has awakened the A-level water ability, you have obtained the A-level ability, talent: enhanced activation, your talent has been strengthened, and you have obtained the S-level ability: extreme cold"
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