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 At this time, the other party's face has been smashed, how did the nose bone and teeth break, and did the eyes close after death?
 What would a smashed face look like, would it be like a withered flower, or would it be like the mutilation of a Venus with a broken arm, and then it would be made into a human and placed on the stage for people to admire, and it would be a work of art of exquisite elegance, like a dead man in front of him.
 I should check it out because it will help me in my future performances, after all, I'm a very dedicated comedian......
 Thinking like this, a longing expression appeared on Li Yan's face, and then he couldn't help but move his steps, walked towards the corpse, and finally slowly squatted down.
 "Ahhh!!h
 At this moment, a woman's frightened scream sounded in his ears.
 Li Yan, twenty-six years old, is a comedian by profession. "
 The policeman put the filled information on the table, and then said with sharp eyes: "Let's be honest, what is your relationship with the deceased, and why did the witness say that you are a pervert?"
 Opposite the police was Li Yan.
 "The two of us were just residents of the same building, and I didn't know him well at all, so I just wanted to go out and pack a boxed lunch. "
 Li Yan explained helplessly: "He was standing on the roof of the building at the time, and then I glanced at him, but he just fell down." "
 "As for the caller...... I think she must have been mistaken, how could I possibly look at the corpse and laugh, after all, I wasn't insane, I just walked over to make sure he was dead. "
 "Uncle policeman, you should also know that psychology divides people's emotions into three categories: mood and passion and stress, and when I encountered such an emergency at that time, I must have fallen into stress for the first time, so I didn't call the police immediately to understand. "
 Liu Yuan stared at the young man tightly, trying to find any panic and nervousness on the other party's face.
 However, to his disappointment, the young man in front of him was extremely honest, as if everything he said was the truth.
 But if it does......
 "Li Yan, you seem to have forgotten that this is a modern society. "
 Liu Yuan's eyes became contemptuous, and then he said slowly: "Although the community you live in is a mixed ghost place, but now every alley is monitored, and all your behaviors at that time have been monitored!"
 "So you were lying just now!".
 "Then why are you lying?!".
 "Huh?".
 Li Yan was stunned for a moment and then said calmly: "Brother, don't lie to me, I really didn't smile at the corpse, and there was no monitoring over there." "
 "I see that you really don't see the Yellow River and don't give up. "
 Liu Yuan sneered and moved the computer directly in front of Li Yan.
 I saw Li Yan staring directly at the corpse on the screen, and then his face was intoxicated, and he walked towards it step by step.
 Li Yan: "......".
 Originally, he thought that the police were just cheating him, but he didn't expect that there was really surveillance.
 "Li Yan, it is the duty of every citizen to cooperate with our police investigation, so I hope you will explain truthfully. "
 Liu Yuan's sharp gaze seemed to penetrate his heart, and then he said in a deep voice: "Okay, confess, be lenient, resist strictly!"
 "Brother policeman, you're wrong, I've been cooperating with your investigation just now. As for me not telling the truth, it was entirely for some personal reasons......".
 As if he felt that he couldn't hide it anymore, a trace of embarrassment appeared on Li Yan's face, and he said: "Because I am a comedian with poor acting skills, I can be said to be thinking about my acting skills all the time, and when I saw a sudden corpse in front of me, I accidentally substituted the plot and imagined that I was acting at the time." "
 "Besides, it's not illegal to smile at a corpse, right?"
 “......"
 Liu Yuan narrowed his eyes, looking at the harmless expression of the young man in front of him, and he was angry for no reason.
 You must know that his career has been decades, he has solved dozens of murders, large and small, and has arrested three A-level wanted criminals, he has already become Haicheng's criminal nemesis.
 So it is no exaggeration to say that he can tell that the other party is a good guy and a bad guy with just one look.
 And the young man in front of him ...... Obviously still lying!
 The person in the surveillance just now is definitely the real him!
 It's just that now is an era of evidence, and there is no doubt about the guilt.
 So I don't seem to have much to do with him at the moment.
 He pointed his eyes with both fingers, and then Liu Yuan said expressionlessly: "You be careful in the future, I will keep an eye on you at any time." "
 “......"
 Seeing this, Li Yan showed a frightened expression, then shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Then can I leave now?"
 "Hmm. "
 Liu Yuan stood up and walked out first.
 Li Yan followed behind the other party honestly, and then said coldly: "By the way, big brother policeman, what do you think of my performance just now?"
 After finishing speaking, Li Yan's heartbeat continued to increase.
 “......"
 Liu Yuan glanced back at Li Yan.
 Ignoring him, he turned to another office.
 "Okay. "
 Seeing this, Li Yan shrugged his shoulders, and then walked out of the police station with his hands in his pockets as if nothing had happened.
 As soon as he stepped out of the door, he stepped on a shared bicycle, but his face became more and more pale, and at this moment a feeling called fear appeared in his heart.
 He felt that he was really crazy, and he secretly provoked an old criminal policeman just now.
 The key is that the other party seems to see his own provocation.
 Thinking of the policeman's sharp gaze just now, Li Yan's heart was cold.
 You won't be wearing small shoes in the future, right?
 But when I think of the sense of accomplishment just now that I was firmly in control of the situation and exposed a trace of darkness to the sun, and finally made the other party grit their teeth and helpless against me, this feeling is really ......
 Thinking of this, a look of intoxication appeared on Li Yan's face.
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 Li Yan traveled through the parallel world and activated the system at the beginning! 
 Just when he thought he could dominate the entertainment industry with his entertainment system and reach the pinnacle of his life. 
 He suddenly found that the system's ability to appear was a bit underworld. 
 [Killing enthusiasts: Acquire professional killing knowledge and become a perverted killing expert] 
 [War mercenaries: Get more professional war knowledge than international mercenaries, become the real king of mercenaries! 】 
 [Kung Fu Master: Obtaining skills and inner strength comparable to those of a martial arts master, being a martial arts hero is no longer a dream! 】 
 No, are these skills really what a star should have? 
 The crew teaches real murderers how to dump bodies and assists the police in solving major cases. 
 In front of the Golden Triangle gangsters, implement how to tighten your waist without taking anesthesia. 
 On the street, you can really kill one enemy and a hundred people through a street. 
 Li Yan is famous, but why are his fans so weird? 
 Gumshoe, SWAT, police, criminal?
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 He traveled to 2013 and found that Yang Mi was getting married soon. 
 Thinking of the outcome of that marriage, he urged Damimi not to get married! 
 The healing female singer Yang Mi successfully escaped from marriage and was rewarded for her top singing skills. She sang "Big Fish" and made hundreds of millions of people cry! 
 Advise Liu Tao to divorce, reward the stock god's skills, lock in ten 100-fold monster stocks, and quickly become a billionaire! 
 Advise Liu Tianxian to break up, reward top acting skills, become a three-time best actor, and aspire to win Cannes! 
 Let the actresses who meet unkind people bid farewell to wrong marriages and relationships. He will have countless merits and gain a lot! 
 But, why should they hold him responsible? He is responsible for killing them and not burying them!
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 It is a modern urban novel that revolves around An Siming, the third generation of the rich. He went to his hometown of Langhe, and somehow it seemed like the world had changed, but it also seemed like it hadn't changed. His body changed, and by chance, he got unexpected money and provoked many women. He moved forward with time and destiny.
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 That year, global changes occurred, the game came to reality, and demonic disasters began to wreak havoc. 
 In order to resist all this, everyone must plan career options, upgrade like crazy, and strive to become stronger. 
 Some people chose the noble mage, and the second turn decided on the elemental mage. 
 Someone chooses a summoner, and the summons under his banner appear in an endless stream, surrounding and beating the enemy to death. 
 But what is shocking is that Yun Chen, a college entrance examination student with high hopes, chose not to change his job and became an unemployed person! 
 "Isn't he crazy? Do you really think that Sanren is invincible because he has hundreds of low-level skills for all professions?" 
 "My brain must be broken. The more I upgrade, the more free attribute points I will lose, and I will lose none of the advanced professional skills." 
 Soon after, Yun Chen put an end to the god and stepped on the demon's head. 
 "Ding! The God-killing mission has been successfully completed. Congratulations on getting 500 free attribute points. The quality of all professional skills has been upgraded to SSS level." 
 "Ding! Congratulations on getting a god-level homemade weapon, unlocking eighteen kinds of weapons including swords, cannons, and shields."
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 Qin Feng traveled to the scene of a science fiction competition. 
 Contestants need to create based on the proposition selected by the judges. 
 The first theme is: [Insects] 
 The moment Qin Feng saw this theme, he thought of that sentence—— 
 【You are insects】 
 So I decisively wrote "The Three-Body Problem"! 
 See the end, 
 The audience was all shocked! 
 "In the eyes of Trisolarans, humans are just tiny bugs?" 
 "Using the power of the whole world to build two thousand warships, it's just 'two thousand bells'? Human beings are really just bugs!" 
 "Two-dimensional foil, two-dimensional? Are humans inferior to bugs?!" 
 … 
 then. 
 Theme [Children], Qin Feng wrote [Supernova Era] 
 Theme..., write [Ball Lightning] [Wandering Earth] [Full Band Blocking Interference] [Chaos Butterfly]... 
 There are also [Galactic Empire] and others coming out. 
 The audience was all dumbfounded!
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 "Yue Bing, your life is over. Come back to the underworld with me quickly." 
 At the end of Yue Bingyang's life, facing Bai Wuchang who came to seduce his soul, he activated the god-level solution system. 
 "Impermanent seduction, what should I do?" 
 System: Stop talking and kiss her! 
 He looked at Bai Wuchang, who was wearing a moon-white cheongsam and high heels, dragging a foot-long tongue. 
 After hesitating for a moment, I had a choice in my mind! 
 Yue Bing pulled the soul seduction chain: "Please bear with me, I will do it quickly." 
 The next day Hei Wuchang came to the door, followed by a crying Bai Wuchang. 
 "Is it you who bullied my sister?" 
 Hei Wuchang is inexplicably flustered, I don't believe you can still kiss me? 
 Not long after, rumors started to spread in the underworld, and something serious happened in the world of the underworld. 
 Ah Cha, the King of Hades, was furious: "What? Are there still souls that can't be lured away? Officer Zhao, go!" 
 Zhao Li covered his eyes and came back: "Boss, this is a tough idea, how about we recruit him?" 
 Faced with the coercion of the sexy royal sister Pluto Acha, the system once again gave a prompt: "Pick up the little leather whip, she likes it."
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 After Chen Feng traveled through time, he found that he was selected by the [Dungeon Game]. 
 If the dungeon is successfully created, the country will gain national fortune, and at the same time, the people of the country will gain benefits by entering the dungeon; 
 If you fail to create a copy, not only will your national luck be deducted, but the creator will also die. 
 Chen Feng immediately uploaded a copy of "Super Out of Control" to allow everyone to gain super powers. 
 then…… 
 Beautiful Country: "Fake! How come all the people in Dragon Country have superpowers?!" 
 Sakura Country: "Na*? Everyone has super powers? How can we fight against this?" 
 North Bear Country: "There are 2 billion people in the Dragon Country, all of them have superpowers? What a nonsense!" 
 Bangzi Country: "No! People from a village in Long Country are attacking us. We are going to perish as a country. Smecta~" 
 Long Guo: "Huh? How come we wiped them all out before we even tried our best?" 
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 ps: This is not an ordinary national destiny theme, please read Chapter 10 of the text! !
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 It took 20 years for Su Pingnan to realize that he was just an old gangster covered in bruises, struggling to survive in the bustling city. As humble as an old stray dog on the street. God gave him another chance. That year, his eyes were still unruly. That year, he was as proud as an eagle that had just passed through the storm. Su Pingnan wants to survive in this turbulent golden year...
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 Billionaire Li Xia was reborn in the 1980s. When he was young, he was a street kid that everyone hated. 
 Looking at his beautiful wife and two breast dumplings at home, Li Xia decided to change his attitude carefully. 
 Best friend: "Why are you lingering? Divorce that street kid quickly and I'll introduce you to an excellent middle school teacher!" 
 Parents: "Just leave, we will definitely not be able to survive anymore. Move back home!" 
 Brother-in-law: "That bastard Li Xia is bullying my sister. Don't let me see him. I will fight him tooth and nail!" 
 Father Li: "I can't bear to see that evil son. I support your divorce and let him fend for himself and die alone!" 
 Neighbor: "My family has been ruined by that bastard Li Xia, so we should leave as soon as possible. It's too painful!" 
 Chu Mengxi: "No, I don't want a divorce." 
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 Xu Yao traveled to the world of "Flowers", which was an era full of opportunities. 
 The business tycoon system is activated, and Xu Yao gains the ability of the Eye of Time, which allows him to see changes in items within a day. 
 Then he saw where the stock was going for the day... 
 Xu Yao understood and he sent it. 
 He started out by speculating in stocks, became rich overnight, and became a top figure on the Yellow River Road. 
 Mr. Bao? nonexistent. 
 From today on, only Brother Yao will be at the top of the Yellow River Road. 
 Shareholders: Mr. Xu’s words are worth millions. 
 After completing his initial accumulation, Xu Yao began to enter foreign trade, met his high school classmate Miss Wang, cooperated with Zhizhenyuan Li Li, and eventually became the uncrowned king of the Yellow River Road. 
 He used the magical capital as a boat and sailed towards the vast world. 
 Looking back on the past, Xu Yao has become an international financial giant. He hides in the shadows and controls the destiny of the world.
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 Li Ze, who traveled to a parallel world and became a cartoonist, was pushed by his friends to participate in the recording of the sixth season of Heartbeat House because he had been single for a long time. 
 He originally just wanted to fish in troubled waters and paddle through this season, but he didn't expect to actually meet the person he likes on this show, and it actually felt like running in both directions! 
 Unexpectedly, as the time we spent together increased, he became more and more shining, becoming a treasure boy in the eyes of others, and even got troubled by it! 
 Li Ze could only express helplessly: "Being too good is also a kind of helplessness. No matter where you hide, you will be like a firefly in the dark night. It is so unique and dazzling that you can't hide it at all!"
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 Traveling through space as a traveler, you will get the system as soon as you arrive. As long as you pass the Seven Kingdoms plot honestly, you will get the invincible domain. 
 But I didn't expect that at this time, interactive questions would come to the Teyvat continent. 
 At the beginning, the main plot, invitation events, and top-notch funny creations were all exposed one by one. 
 Originally on campus, Ke Qing's confession, breaking into Nasida's bedroom at night, and working overtime with Gan Yu... 
 Only when Sora came over did he realize that the plot in Teyvat was completely messed up. 
 Barbara: "Am I the real curse-breaker in the physical body?" 
 Nilu (blackened): "Who is Ling Hua in God?" 
 Shenli Linghua (blackened): "Who is Nilu?" 
 Nasida (⊙﹏⊙): "My feet smell good and are soft? Traveler...pervert!" 
 Shadow: "A knife to pull out the milky scent for me every day? What a real punishment!" 
 Sora: "It's over. Everyone in Teyvat knows that I'm a scumbag!"
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 Liu Kaiwei, an ordinary college student in 2024. 
 By accident, he was transported to 2014. 
 And in the room, he found a person who looked exactly like him. 
 And this person was slowly disappearing in front of him. 
 After some verification. 
 He knew he was a time traveler. 
 He also became a legendary gangster. 
 In order not to become a gangster, in order not to be dragged into slices. 
 He decided to impersonate the dead man. 
 When Yang Mi was wearing a wedding dress and shouted to him: "Husband". 
 He was completely shocked. 
 Then…… 
 Yang Mi: "Honey, please slow down...slow down~~, your tongue is almost tied!" 
 Wang Ou: "Brother...let me down~~, I can't stand anymore!" 
 Li Xiaoran: "Brother, please rub it gently~~ It's already very big!"
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