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 Chapter 11 Conquering the Priest Guild!
 The effect of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst is undoubtedly extraordinary.
 Qian Baifeng, who had been holding it in for half a month, can finally let it all out.
 But.
 Zheng Cheng overlooked the most important thing.
 After all, Qian Baifeng is just an ordinary person.
 And, he is obviously a middle-aged man with hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and diabetes!
 Ten minutes passed without seeing him come out, Zheng Cheng remained calm.
 Twenty minutes later, Zheng Cheng started to feel nervous.
 What if... something happened?
 It wasn't until half an hour later that the door of the restroom was timidly pushed open by a figure.
 "Help, help..."
 "My legs, my legs are numb..."
 Zheng Cheng forgot something again.
 The public restroom of the Priest Guild is a squat toilet.
 Poor Qian Baifeng, not only did he relieve himself, but he also squatted for half an hour, almost losing feeling in both legs.
 However.
 As he lay on the stretcher, he still tightly held Zheng Cheng's hand.
 "Doctor, thank you! Thank you so much!"
 "I haven't felt this relieved in a long time!"
 "Really!"
 "Even more than finding a pearl!"
 "I'll come find you next time...!!!"
 This enthusiasm sparked discussions among the surrounding Priests and onlookers.
 "What's wrong with that fat guy?"
 "I heard he was in there for half an hour and almost got paralyzed!"
 "Damn... so amazing?"
 "What's the deal with the new Priest?"
 "I heard his novice skill can cause diarrhea."
 "Damn? There's such a bizarre skill?"
 "Being able to endure for half an hour, it's really terrifying..."
 "Even immortals can't resist it..."
 Listening to the discussions around him, Zheng Cheng paid no attention and promptly returned to his own medical office.
 For this case of Qian Baifeng, he followed the front desk's suggestion and charged two thousand yuan.
 After deducting the rent, he made a net profit of one thousand yuan.
 This speed of earning money is much faster than copying documents.
 "Beep beep beep..."
 At this moment, his phone also vibrated.
 Looking at it, it was indeed the group of people discussing Qian Baifeng's situation.
 "Have you guys heard? The Priest Guild has a divine doctor who specializes in treating constipation. A chronic constipation patient went to him and ended up having diarrhea for half an hour!"
 "Damn? Is it true?"
 "It's true! My wife's friend's sister's colleague's brother is a Priest. I saw it with my own eyes today!"
 "So amazing, I want to go see too."
 "Let's go together!"
 "I wonder if it will work for me? A few days ago, I was craving and ate a strange fruit, and I'm still holding it in."
 "Hey, you're so daring, eating wild, unknown fruits?"
 "I'm a pharmacist, I tested the fruit and it's not poisonous, so I definitely want to try its medicinal properties."
 "Damn! Even professionals are like this?"
 "Do professionals also have such a big appetite?"
 "Hehehe, with the resurgence of spiritual energy, the world is changing drastically. There are countless mutated plants outside now, as well as those mutated wild beasts. Our Xia Country is so good at eating..."
 Zheng Cheng turned off his phone and nodded slightly.
 As the people in the group said, in today's world, it's not just humans who have awakened professional abilities.
 Plants and animals all over the planet have also undergone mutations.
 To test which plants and animals are edible, people have to try them out themselves.
 Some people simply eat strange things out of stimulation and cravings.
 Most people end up in a poisoned state, experiencing hallucinations and diarrhea, just like eating mushrooms.
 And some people eat plants rich in fiber but still can't relieve themselves.
 For Zheng Cheng, this situation is undoubtedly good news!
 He then opened the skill panel.
 [Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst LV1 (4/100).]
 "My proficiency has increased by 1 point, this is really great!"
 Satisfied, Zheng Cheng closed the skill panel and sat down leisurely.
 "Ten days off, I wonder how much my skill proficiency will increase."
 "And Chen Xiao and the others..."
 As expected, in the next half day.
 One patient after another came to find Zheng Cheng, both men and women, and there were even professionals!
 After taking Zheng Cheng's carefully prepared Intestinal Calm, the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst immediately took effect on this group of patients.
 On that day.
 The people of the Priest Guild were overwhelmed by the fear of constipated patients!
 A sour and fishy smell permeated the entire temporary medical office area of the Priest Guild.
 On that day, the proficiency of Zheng Cheng's Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst increased to 27 points!
 The next day!
 As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the medical office, he saw a long line at the door.
 "The doctor is here!"
 "So young?"
 "He comes from a family of traditional Chinese medicine!"
 "What a handsome young man, I should have worn a mask..."
 "Doctor, help me..."
 Yesterday, there was only half a day, and the patients who had a long way to travel couldn't make it.
 But today is different.
 Under the promotion of many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng's testimony, many patients rushed over overnight.
 Looking at this group of people, Zheng Cheng seemed to see his skill proficiency soaring.
 He immediately said with a smile, "Everyone, don't worry, one by one."
 Under his guidance, one patient after another received treatment.
 Soon.
 The public restroom of the temporary treatment room was crowded with patients, and they were all occupied.
 Unable to do anything about it, they surged into other areas of the Priest Guild.
 Even the public restrooms of the neighboring Formation Master Guild and Pharmacist Guild were also occupied by them.
 Professionals coming and going looked bewildered at this group of people.
 "What's going on? Why are there so many people..."
 "I heard that the Priest Guild next door has a divine doctor who has attracted many patients."
 "Divine doctor? What does he treat that attracts so many people?"
 "It seems to be for constipation..."
 "Damn...!"
 The second day of treatment attracted over a hundred people.
 Zheng Cheng's mental attribute is only 11 points.
 Each time, he can only release the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst ten times, leaving 1 point to ensure that he won't faint.
 In desperation, he had someone go next door to buy ten bottles of a clear potion that can restore mental clarity.
 Under the continuous release of the skill, his skill level soon broke through LV1 and reached LV2!
 "It's already LV2, I'm about to break through to LV3."
 "Let me see, it requires 500 points to increase proficiency from LV2 to LV3."
 "Does that mean I have to release Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst 500 times?"
 Excitedly, Zheng Cheng said, "After the skill reaches LV3, there's a chance to acquire a special attribute."
 "I wonder what the special attribute of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst LV3 will be?"
 "Hey handsome, are you here to increase your skill proficiency?"
 Suddenly, a cute girl from next door pushed the door open and walked in.
 Zheng Cheng casually said, "Of course, why else would I be here?"
 Lu Mengmeng seemed a bit jealous, "Your novice skill is really bizarre... you must have made a lot of money these past few days."
 Zheng Cheng was puzzled, "What's your intention?"
 If everything goes as planned, I'll be able to sign today, so come and show your support!
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 Transmigrate the parallel world and awaken the Priest profession.
 Very good, as a male Priest, there is nothing wrong with girls specializing in breasts.
 But please explain to me, what is Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst?
 What the hell is osteoporosis surgery?
 Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion?
 Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts?
 Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow.
 But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak?
 A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected!
 A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know!
 A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
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 Demons are rampant, the court is corrupt, the human race is declining, demons are rampant, and the world is treacherous and haunted. 
 Martial arts masters are just more delicious blood food in front of monsters. 
 There has never been a savior in this world! 
 My name is Jiang Heng, and I am the one who runs amok!
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 Practitioners should hold the Five Elements in their hands, step on Yin and Yang, transcend the cycle of life and death, and seek the eternal road. 
 After hard training, enlightenment, fighting to the death, and experiencing countless tribulations, you will finally reach the top of the mountain and see the vastness of the sky. 
 I finally stood at the top of the Nine Heavens and realized that the road I had been striving for was just the road I was taking, and this road had just begun! 
 The road is vast and I am the only one walking alone!
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 This novel is also known as Conquer a Mountain And Become The Great King
 In the world where martial arts are respected, a warrior can open a mountain and split a rock in his hand, and can move a thousand miles between his legs.
 On this day, a teenager took a fancy to the top of a mountain and occupied it, known as the king.
 Since then, this mountain has become a holy place for everyone. Here, walking supremely, many beasts like dogs, known as the cradle of genius, peaceful haven…
 God, what do I see, the Supreme is planting the land, the beast is watching the door! My opening method must be wrong…
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 The reincarnation of heaven and earth, killing calamity, everything returns to its original state, and spiritual energy recovers
 The Infinite Killing Tribulation was opened again, and the creatures of the heavens were born in response to the tribulation
 Alien beasts, secret realms, abysses, and ancient times come back to the world
 This is a world that begins with killing and catastrophe, and human beings are no longer the masters of the world
 Jiang Heng took the lead by virtue of the mysterious skill "Swallowing the Spirit" brought by the beginning of time travel
 Awakening sss super god-level talent-absorbing all things!
 【Congratulations! Succeed in absorbing, gain 10 points of power]
 【Congratulations! Absorb success, gain 10 points of agility]
 【Congratulations! Succeed in absorbing, get e-level talent—strength enhancement]
 【Congratulations! Succeed in absorbing, get a d-level talent—speed enhancement]
 【Congratulations! You are the first to kill a king-level beast, and you will get a-level talent - swordsmanship proficiency]
 【Congratulations! You are the first to kill a legendary monster, and you will get the S-level talent—Invincible Sword Domain]
 So far, Jiang Heng has been flying in countless secret realms, abysses, ancient times, and sanctuaries, making human beings once again the masters of this world!
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 Horror games are coming to the world, Lu Ye has acquired a hidden talent in the game: Weakness!
 From the moment of entering the game, this real horror world is no longer scary in front of Lu Ye.
 After seeing through the weaknesses of ascetic dolls!
 "Long time no see, guest, why are you squatting down, wait, what are you doing, don't pull my pants."
 After seeing through the Vampire Queen's weakness!
 "It's the first time we meet, can you let me go through the back door, I know your secret, Queen."
 After seeing through the weakness of the injured female ghost emperor hidden in the apartment!
 "Do you know that you are secretly going to kill someone to silence you? I am no longer the original me...don't sit up, don't move, don't...move, move quickly."
 ...
 People in the world: "This person is really playing a horror game? Are you sure he is not galloping and flying in a vast world, expanding his territory?"
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 [Invincible+Daughter+Empress+Shuangwen]
 Lu Ming transmigrated to the Immortal Cultivation World. Because he could not cultivate, he married his childhood sweetheart and chose to be an ordinary person.
 However, his childhood sweetheart gave birth to a daughter for him.
 The other party suddenly said that he was the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor, and there were too many causes and effects that needed to be resolved, and he left in a daze.
 After my wife left, unexpectedly the sign-in system was suddenly activated.
 Relying on the sign-in reward, Lu Ming's cultivation level was promoted to the Immortal Emperor level in just six years.
 Little Cotton Jacket also became a terrifying existence under the cultivation of his terrifying resources.
 One day, when Lu Ming was attacking the True God Realm, Little Cotton Jacket ran out of the village.
 From then on, the Immortal Cultivation World exploded...
 Holy Lord of Sacred Land: Cruel, so cruel. Whose naughty kid is this? Treating me, Sacred Land, as a vegetable garden?
 Monster Race Monster Emperor: Where did this naughty kid come from, chasing me for animal milk? Is there anyone in charge? ! !
 Lord of the Forbidden Zone: Ah, damn kid, you use the Innate White Lotus that I have guarded for a hundred thousand years as a stew ingredient?
 Until one day, when the little cotton-padded jacket encountered someone he couldn't defeat, he immediately shouted: "Daddy, my daughter can't bear it anymore."
 Lu Ming came out on the spot: "Who dares to touch my little cotton-padded jacket?"
 Immortal Cultivation World explodes again, I am the immortal of your cup... Immortal Emperor! ? ?
 …
 Realm: Monster/Qi Refining Realm, Xuanyao/Foundation Building Realm, Earth Monster/Gold Core Realm, Celestial Beast/Nascent Soul Realm, Monster Sovereign/Soul Formation Realm, Monster Lord/Body Integration Realm, Monster Saint/Mahayana Realm, Monster Emperor/To Saint Realm, Demon Ancestor/Emperor Venerable Realm, Pseudo-Immortal Beast/Tribulation Realm...
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 In the world of cultivating immortals, only the Changsheng family will last forever.
 The Immortal Territory has a population of trillions, and the Zhang family accounts for half of the population.
 Zhang Ran, who came to the world of cultivating immortals, has extremely poor talent, but unexpectedly obtained the system that allows her to live.
 As long as you keep multiplying offspring, your lifespan and cultivation base can continue to increase.
 The stronger the offspring, the higher the increase.
 At the same time, under the careful construction of Zhang Ran.
 The Zhang family is also becoming more and more perfect, and its Longevity School, Immortal Artifact Hall, Immortal Array Academy, and Practice Dojo have been born one after another.
 [Congratulations to the host, the birth of a rare genius once in a hundred years, reward a piece of Spiritual Treasure, ]
 [Congratulations to the host, the birth of an Innate Taoist heir, rewarding the family with a top-quality spiritual vein]
 With the strengthening of strength, Zhang Ran turned into a madman.
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 Ordinary shooter·full level conditions: 1. Hit the bullseye fifty meters away at least ten times; 2. 100 kilograms of any kind of grains; 3. 50 kilograms of meat. 
 Elite shooter·max level conditions: 1. Become a full level ordinary shooter; 2. One eye each of three animals; 3. 300 kilograms of any kind of grains; 4. 200 kilograms of meat. 
 … 
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 If a person is not ruthless, he cannot stand firm! 
 It is difficult to gain a foothold without a poisonous heart! 
 "I just want to live a peaceful life, why do you have to force me?" 
 Looking at the enemy in front of him, Fang Zhixing's eyes became fierce. 
 This is the story of an ordinary person who traveled to a mysterious world, and with the help of full-level cheats, he rose from the bottom and reached the top step by step, killing everyone.
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 Thousand-year-old families can be seen everywhere on this continent. Ancient inheritance not only brings honor, but also directly leads to the rigidity of the system. Bloodline is the cornerstone of ascending to high positions. 
 How can a descendant of a hunter ascend to a high position of power and be qualified to participate in this feast game? Is it the golden finger that has been castrated beyond recognition, or the limited knowledge of the future, or the intangible and invisible things? luck?
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 Bind to the invincible system at the beginning? 
 Chen Mu asked: What functions do you have? 
 System: [Complete the tasks of this system, you can get a lot of rewards, skills, money, artifacts... everything, make the host invincible! ] 
 Skills? My uncle is the creator of the first skills, and with a few strokes, he can create the world's top skills! 
 Money? My sister's business is all over the world of Da Cang, and she is rich enough to rival a country! 
 Artifacts? My cousin is a well-known master of refining at the age of fourteen! 
 ... 
 Briefly introducing his background to the system, Chen Mu waved his hand, "My family is so invincible, what do you think I need you for? Unbind yourself, I was tired of rolling in my last life, and I don't want to roll again in this new life." 
 I thought the system would give up, but who would have thought that it would become inferior and black because of this, and start to upgrade automatically! 
 [System upgrade successful! Add sign-in and punch-in module! ] 
 [System upgrade successful! Add unlimited money module! ] 
 [System upgrade successful! Added auto-upgrade module! 】 
 [System upgrade successful! Added lottery module! 】 
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 Comparison video is coming, starting from the era of Emperor Luo!
 Each comparison is conducted from six aspects: talent, belief, combat power, character, merit, and final achievement!
 If you win, there will be generous rewards.
 Original world: Although the nameless quasi-immortal emperor participated in creation, he eventually fell in the depths of the world sea.
 Jiang Xuan in the parallel world: Arbitrary for eternity, he is on the altar of sacrifice, quelling turmoil, and destroying the ten ancestors!
 With the comparison of one thing after another,
 Everyone in the world fell silent after reading this.
 Yang Jian: "Although the unknown quasi-immortal emperor can also sing and cry, Jiang Xuan is really fierce. He feels even more powerful than me when I became a god!"
 The four dark quasi-immortal emperors of Jiehai and the ten ancestors: "Pause for a moment, can we change back to the nameless quasi-immortal emperor in the original work? We really don't want to fight Jiang Xuan."
 While everyone was discussing it.
 With the help of the system, Jiang Xuan has an eternal dream and enters various worlds...
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 The world has entered the era of beast control, a large number of monsters are rampant, and dungeons emerge in endlessly.
 
 On the day he became a beast master, Jiang Xuan awakened the [one-click capture, one-click full level] system.
 
 One-click capture: Any level of spirit beast can be captured with one click!
 
 One-click full level: Any of your spirit beasts can be full-level with one click!
 
 [Congratulations on successfully capturing: Nine Heavens Kunpeng (God-level)! 】
 
 [Congratulations on your successful capture: Eighteen-Winged Seraphim (God-level)! 】
 
 [Congratulations on successfully capturing: Candle Dragon (God-level)! 】
 
 [Successful full level with one click, your Firefinch has been upgraded to LV.100, do you want to evolve immediately? 】
 
 [Successful full level with one click, your Flame Sparrow has been upgraded to LV.200, do you want to evolve immediately? 】
 
 [Successful full level with one click, your Scarlet Flame Phoenix Sparrow has been upgraded to LV.300, do you want to evolve it immediately? 】
 
 ...
 
 [Successful full level with one click, your Primordial Cangming Divine Phoenix has been upgraded to LV.5000, do you want to evolve immediately? 】
 
 Jiang Xuan: I just want to lie flat, why did I suddenly become a god-level beast master?
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