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 Travel through time and become a member of Uchiha, 
 But Uchiha Ci didn't want to save Uchiha, he just wanted to trick him into returning home. 
 exactly, 
 It's the Third Ninja War! 
 Uchiha Ci was sent to the Country of Yu to perform a mission! 
 Uchiha Cixin thought that there should be no problem in dying in this dangerous era! 
 But soon, he frowned and realized that things were not that simple. 
 ... 
 Bishop of the Evil God Cult: What a shame, God! I have never seen an Uchiha laughing maniacally while being sacrificed on a shelf. 
 Uchiha Obito: My brother sparkled with lightning all the way, slashed through the Kannabi Bridge and rushed into the Iwagakure position, just to save me! I burst into tears! 
 Ohnoki: I led 10,000 people to surround the Raikage, what the hell is this surrounded by now? 
 Uchiha Ci: Damn, I just want to die justifiably. Is it so difficult?
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 After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan met only a handful of times.
 One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to explore markets, and the other is a star who is full of negative news and has little attention.
 Their photos are all Photoshopped, and their marriage is only maintained by a sense of faith.
 One day, the frenemy husbands had to fly back to Yunjing at the same time because Grandpa Lu was celebrating his birthday.
 At the birthday party, Sheng Mingzhi leaned on Lu Jiayan’s brother’s shoulder fondly and said, “My husband, it’s been a long time, I miss you. =3=”
 While Lu Jiayan looked at Sheng Mingzhi’s sister affectionately: It’s been a long time, have you had plastic surgery?
 The secretary embarrassedly reminded him: “President Lu, you have mistaken the person.” 
 The agent covered his face in despair: “Mingzhi, that’s not your husband.”
 It’s fxxking embarrassing! 
 #I know your two are frenemy husbands, but I really don’t know you are frenemy to this point.# 
 #It’s ridiculous that you can’t even distinguish the gender of your love!#
 Lu Jiayan:”Isn’t plastic surgery popular in your entertainment industry? Isn’t it normal for me to mistook you for someone else?”
 Sheng Mingzhi:“Thank you! If you pay a little attention, you know that transsexuality has never been popular in the entertainment industry : )”
 Sheng Mingzhi, as the first eye candy in the entertainment industry, has no works for three years after his debut, and he is still not famous.
 Mingzhi’s daily life is to show off his wealth on social platforms. His anti-fans comments are as follows: 
 “Now that the photos are taken, the borrowed Hermes shall be returned to it’s original owner.” 
 “It’s not easy to gather so many fake luxuries in one go” 
 “Don’t stand in front of someone’s fancy cars to take pictures, it’s embarrassing”
 There’s a top comment of the anti-fans. 
 Mingzhi stood in front of the $500 million yacht “Prince” with a bright smile.
 “LOL! I can smell a poser from a mile away. No one really doesn’t know ‘Prince’ is a wedding gift from Shengjia President Lu Jiayan to his wife?” 
 A few months later, the comment was forwarded by the official Weibo(a platform like Twitter) account of Shengjia Group.
 “LOL! No one really doesn’t know Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the wife of the President?”
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 Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs! 
 (Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!)
 Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before! 
 (Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!)
 Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck! 
 (Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!)
 Shu Shu: Toy boy! 
 (Yu Yu: Tomboy!)
 Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250! 
 (Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!) 
 Friends: ……
 One month later:
 Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)! 
 Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)! 
 Friends: ……
 One year later:
 Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs! 
 Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs! 
 Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!!
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 Yu Siling and her girlfriend have been dating for almost half a year. Her girlfriend is good at everything, her face is high level, her figure is good, she is considerate, gentle and understanding, but she is poor, and hates the rich.
 Yu -rich- Siling had to hide her rich identity, disguised as a poor girl, every day she and Li Yueyun went to the bargain market, ready to pick up and collect the empty mineral water bottles, at night they eat out at stalls, using a basin of water to wash the face, feet and flush the toilet …… the really beautiful love at the slum T ^ T
 As a third year university student at the acting department, Yu Siling said that her lifetime’s acting skills, are used in her girlfriend.
 However, one day, her father ordered her to go on a blind date with his partner.
 This isn’t okay! There is still a poor Cinderella wife at home, she won’t agree!
 She personally rushed to the blind date site, hoping that the other party would know what to do and back off, but sitting opposite her in a highly fashionable ladies suit, limited-edition bag, full of the scent of the rich …… Is the indifferent and estranged Li Yueyun, what is going on?
 The two were shocked in unison –
 Li Yueyun: “Wife, why are you here!?”
 Yu Siling: “Is this where we sell the scrap now?!”
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 In her previous life, Jiang Mingyue—the daughter of the great general—endured blades and shed blood for the sake of the great Yin Dynasty.
 She lived vigorously and died just as vigorously.
 With her rebirth, Jiang Mingyue did not want any more trouble.
 So, she chose Zhao Xilou—the veteran salted fish [1] who is rich and of nobility—as her husband.
 She was prepared for the Buddhist life [2]—to eat and wait for death [3]!
 Who would have thought that the power struggles at home, trials and hardships of the country, fights between good and evil, battles between vital energy and pathogeny would come thick and fast [4]?!
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 Coincidentally, indoorsy-guy Zhang Yang went to the cultivation world, being the lowest level of zombie. By using a manual book named: “ Tai Yin Refining Figures”, Zhang Yang find his own way to success and leaves a “If a zombie knows how to use a manual, nobody can stop it “ legend in the world.
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 When he first crossed over, Chen Liguo did not want to accept it.
 But he quickly discovered, after he crossed, he found that all the men he met had perfect figures and eight-packs. Furthermore, these men liked him.
 As a gay man, Chen Liguo was so excited he shed tears of joy.
 However, the world obviously wouldn’t have such good things.
 Because, just as he was drooling and about to pounce, a system appeared and told him: Buddy, sorry to let you down, but you can’t be with these people.
 Chen Liguo: What if I insist?
 System: Hehe
 ……
 Chen Liguo: You trash system! Destroying my youth! Ruining my s*x life!
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 Lu Xing zhi’s 18th birthday gift was a handsome, wealthy fiance. Since then, the little lonely orphan girl turned directly into Ms. Rich Perfect and embarked on the pinnacle of her life.
 After getting over a scumbag, she was drowning in a pampered happy life.
 She merely wanted to hold tightly onto this golden thigh, instead of being left gnawed to the bone by that scumbag.
 Huo Jinchen: “It’s my first time. Don’t let me down.”
 Lu Xingzhi: “Old man, don’t be so shameless.”
 Huo Jinchen: “This old man loves you dearly. Good girl, let your husband love you dearly.”
 Huo Jinchen in the eyes of other: honorable and elegant, clean-living and honest, and a modest gentleman.
 In the eyes of Lu Xingzhi: A black bellied old man.
 “All right, I’ll give you all you want, but you must never leave me.”
 Lu Xingzhi nodded resolutely. This uncle has the money, the looks, a ravishing figure, and was so good to her. She would never leave unless she has a hole in her brain.
 “What are you doing with your clothes off?”
 “Seduce you.”
 Love her and love her deeply. It’s an essential homework for Huo Jinchen with Lu Xingzhi.
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 Zhang Siyi, a graduate student of architecture department went back from overseas seeking for work, he had a heated fight with his ex-girlfriend in a cafe. Angered, his ex-girlfriend was about to splash a cup of coffee in his direction but he managed to dodge it. As he stepped back, the misfortune was met by the handsome guy next table instead.
 The following next day, as Zhang Siyi headed for a company interview, he discovered that the interviewer was the same man who suffered the splashing of coffee.
 Hopeless, Zhang Siyi thought this work was unalterably unattainable, but that handsome man unexpectedly “disregarded past grudges” and decided to hire him. Even more, the man had become his immediate superior.
 To accept Zhang Siyi by the said man, he was moved to tears with such magnanimity and kind-heartedness. Never had he realized it yet that his “miserable” fortune has just begun…
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 Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will have their lives ruined by various types of scum. 
 Then, he transmigrated as these scums. 
 –A pampered youngest son from the 80s. 
 –The babied genius who keeps squeezing his parents care. 
 –Phoenix man with a high education who prefers to be lazy. 
 –Unfilial child who refuse to acknowledge his parents because he considers them a burden to himself. 
 After Ji Changze came through. 
 –The unmotivated lazy hearted youngest son turned out to be the richest man in the area. 
 –The giant baby turned out to put all his energy into research. 
 –The useless phoenix man turned the tides when his wife’s family almost came to bankruptcy. 
 –The ungrateful son returned to his hometown to find a famous doctor for his parents.
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 Gu Bai always believed that the stupidest thing he had ever done was listening to his bestie’s words of becoming a stallion genre novel writer, the most frustrating thing was that he changed the moral, smart, and healthy youngster, that he had decided on, into a big boss…but in the end, he discovered that the consequences of changing the original plot were more serious than he expected. Things like encountering the outrageous character he wrote with his own hand…
 Oh·my·god! He freaking eats people! Right now, he can only turn devouring people into “devouring” people… maybe.
 In short, this is a story about a dumb author who was the first to start a trend of human cannibalism in stallion genre novels, who in the end, was unable to escape from the whirlpool of destiny (not really).
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 “Young man, your chastity was lost.”
 “Σ ( ° △ °|||)!!”
 Give up your virginity to save the world! Our motto is–” “I didn’t think it would be bent, la la la la la!”
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 Gu Anran looked up to the heavens and gave a mournful cry: “Ahhhh! I am a woman, so why must I attack and capture the female lead?!”
 Mu Qingli’s expression was cold: “You have objections? Do you not like women?”
 Gu Anran nervously fidgeted with her hands, but without having the chance to say anything, the Hong Qingyi who was on the side cracking melon seeds, interrupted. “How can that be possible? Ever since she was a child, she loved hanging out with all the cute girls at the orphanage! I know because I have been observing this for a long time!”
 Mu Qingli sneered and pulled Gu Anran by the ear, dragging her towards the room.
 “Wuwu! Dear wife, it hurts!” Gu Anran screamed loudly. Then, spotting something from the corner of her eyes, she suddenly had a mischievous expression. With a “low” voice, she loudly said, “Hong Qingyi, those I had approached were all once pursued by you!”
 *Peng!* …the door to the room closed.
 “Eh…? So that’s how it is…ah, wait!” Hong Qingyi realized something and gulped.
 She mechanically turned around to see Chi Mengyan, who had been standing to the side, narrowing her eyes. Damn that Gu Anran! Even if she had the words, she wouldn’t be able to explain herself clearly, ah ah ah!
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