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 Jack was getting ready to execute the most insane and stupid battle plan ever to exist since the release of INFINITE!
 After today, he would finally have his place in the PANTHEON! It required him to defeat the Nihility Dragon, the current final Boss of Infinite. It was said only to be possible to beat it with a raid full of twice limit-breakers.
 The problem was that Jack's party only had 10% of its members with such qualifications. All the remaining were nothing more than max-level canon fodders.
 How was it possible for cannon fodder to be max level?! Well, they were only cannon-fodder to the very top Players: the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1%! In that realm, limit-breakers were everything!
 To become a limit breaker, one had to complete insanely perverse trials. These were the ultimate challenges of the game. Even finishing a single one meant that one was a great ranker with both amazing gear and skills.
 Even then, Jack wasn't about to give up. Since defeating it with the known method was impossible, he would get creative! He went out of his way to recruit the players with the highest damage potential without regard to their survivability.
 Their job would just be to sit in relative safety and DPS. No one was doing such a thing because it was impossible to keep the Boss's aggro on one individual— or so everyone thought.
 Jack knew how proud dragons were. If there was one thing that they were especially proud about, it was their breath attack. Jack managing to regain consciousness on his own was the greatest insult to the monster.
 Jack only needed to give it a little push. As a squishy cloth-wearing Archpriest, he would keep the aggro on him. Yes, it was madness!
 It was now time for the insults:
 "I'm your fucking father, you dumb fucking overgrown lizard! What's with these ugly as fuck tentacles?! This MMO may have 18+ content, but it's not a goddamn H game! How can you be so stupid as to confuse the two?!"
 This dragon was wise and wouldn't be overwhelmed by anger that easily. That's why Jack kept going relentlessly:
 "You have such huge wings, but you can only flap them weakly because you're so fat! Are you a dragon, or are you a chicken? Also, what's with the tornadoes? Are you jealous of the wind dragons?"
 "Hey, Nihility Dragon. Do you want a job? I can offer you a respectable position as a barbecue stand. We'll just use all these useless spikes of yours as skewers for the meat. Ah, don't worry, we'll spare your chicken brethren."
 "Is that what you call a curse? How laughable! I can cleanse all of it with just one spell, talk about useless!"
 "Aren't you a little old to be copying someone else's homework? How lazy and useless are you? Stop copying the players and create something original for once!"
 "I have a gift for you! I brought you a wife! Look at this beauty! I made sure to pick one that would be just the right fit for you down there if you know what I mean ;)."
 Jack threw a tiny gecko toward the titanic dragon. It seemed like that last one did the trick as he could feel so much murderous killing intent locking right on him. But Jack retained his calm and confidently declared:
 "He's locked unto me! Time to go all out, you guys! Fuck this Biatch up! HAHAHAHA." His insane laughter filled the entire realm.
 That is when many players began stripping their cosmetic equipment as they got serious. All around, many boring-looking players had suddenly turned into bloodthirsty devils.
 The Noobs could only watch flabbergasted as about 100 weird-looking players revealed themselves one after the other. They gulped loudly in fright when they realized that about half of them had red names! They were murderers!
 The Dragon rushed at Jack, but he was already gone. A nearby player had thrown him farther away. This was the plan: the tanks would throw Jack around, use him as bait, and try to slow the monster down. A single hit would be enough to defeat him, and a single error would doom the raid.
 As Jack flew in the air, he kept casting S-ranks buffs as if beginner magic. Some of these abilities were renowned for being close to impossible to master and use. After all, magic in INFINITE wasn't that simple.
 Yet, he didn't show any sign of stopping as he kept spinning airborne, at a speed that would have rendered the most skillful of assassins dizzy. He was only barely holding it together thanks to a Unique self-buff skill.
 He could only do that because he was popping mana blessings like crazy, keeping his mana full. Each was worth 10k Credits (20k ramen portions) but it was a necessary sacrifice.
 As he flew, he could see snippets of the battlefield and hear echoes of the shouts. The whole scene was a goddamn mess. The people he had brought along were quite peculiar too:
 Archmages were throwing calamity level spells while yelling "EXPLOSION!!!". There was only one explosion mage in their midst, yet all were shouting that attack name!
 Archpriests were blessing their teammates boosting their power over 9000 going "WOLOLO-WOLOLO!
 Archapotheticaries were throwing various poisonous and exploding flasks all over, turning the battlefield into a fireworks exhibition.
 Archpaladins held weapons shiny enough to render anyone blind! "Here comes the holy hammer of justice, right in your ugly face!"
 Archrangers were shooting more arrows than one could count. "Take this, you big fat lizard! This is the retribution of the Four Blind Archers. Zi*lregen, lizard goes boom!"
 Archberserkers were bellowing as they carried various weapons bigger than them, with one of them fighting with a literal castle tower! "BERSERKER SMASH!"
 Archmonks were slamming their palms, feet, bald heads, shoulders, butt, and every other imaginable body part into the vile creature. Good thing there was nudity prevention in the game, for they all proudly fought naked! "ORA ORA ORA!"
 Archshadowknights were invoking the power of evil gods, with some even doing live sacrificial offerings. "Blood for the Blood evil Deity thingy!"
 Archnecromancers were raising undead relentlessly akin to live factories. "Go, my spooky scary skeletons!"
 Archsumoners were invoking other kinds of deadly beings all over the place. "Release the Dimensional Kraken!" &amp; "Go, my Duck Legion!"
 ArchDragonSlayers were excitingly shopping (kinda). "I'm wearing your brethren, and soon I'm gonna be wearing you!"
 Archbards were motivating the troops in the frontline. Yes, most were happily dodging deadly attacks one after the other at close range as they let their musical talent shine. "We're all going to fucking die! Lalalala!" "Never gonna give you u—"
 Archninjas kept teleporting all over the place at a speed that would have rendered anyone sick while wearing strange outfits: flashy red suit, green tracksuit, maid outfit, etc.! They were brandishing two-handed weapons while shouting "NIN-NIN!"
 Then there were the archfishermen, archblacksmiths, archarchitects, archenchanters, archjewelers, archtailors, archgatherers, archcooks, archminers, and many more. Some didn't have a precise class either, but they still used the Arch-recurring joke.
 The fight kept going, with Jack feeling like a potato sack, but that didn't matter. They survived the second breath and finally the third breath attack. At that point, victory was in sight.
 Jack couldn't help but cackle loudly like a madman: "HAHAHAHA With this kill, I will finally have my place in the PANTHEON!" He then murmured under his breath. "I've finally done it, Lil' sis. I hope you—"
 But he was rudely interrupted. Next to his flying body, someone had suddenly appeared.
 It was an individual wearing black ethereal-looking clothes that fluttered counter to the wind. Around that person's neck, there was a medallion he was familiar with, the Eye of the Abyss: an assassin's mark.
 Jack instantly reacted, as he went to parry. He knew he could only survive 1 second at best against such a deadly assassin but it would be enough. His friends would come to his help, he trusted them!
 This dumbass was in for a world of pain. Not only wouldn't he get the clear title for the Nihility Dragon but he had just made a very petty enemy. Jack had a small smile on his face even in such a tense situation, but it then turned to a grimace.
 He heard a cacophony of shouts as way too many spells and skills were thrown all over the place. The raid group he had carried all this while was revealing its true colors. The random members were turning on them!
 No, nonono! Why?! This was the stupidest decision they could ever make! They would all fail! Why the betrayal?! No, it had been a setup from the very start! This was the only explanation!
 "Stop this madness! We can all beat this raid together and enter History!!" Jack shouted, but none bothered listening as the slaughter continued.
 His opponent then spoke. It was a cold voice, one that enjoyed seeing him suffer and oozed with greed. One that felt like gloating "It's no use, broke bastard. They've all been bought. Your head is worth a lot right now, you know!"
 His opponent swung its dagger, one sharp enough to tear the fabric of the world as it crackled with negative energy. Jack felt his arms grow weak, unable to block anymore. He was doomed.
 The finishing blow came. The dagger moved too fast for him to see it, but he felt it. He felt a sudden burst of pain in his body and his soul.
 Then Jack's vision went dark….
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 [Creating Pumpkinmancer Class: Confirm?]
 Pro VR Gamer Jack O’Neil died as tragically as he lived: betrayed, then eaten by ducks! Luckily, fate gave him a second chance when he found himself coming back to the past.
 Watch as he makes his return as a Ranker, even stronger than before! This time he aims to become number one and clear all regrets from his previous life. He will right all wrongs and wrong all rights! — Eh…what?!
 To all the Players and NPCs of the gaming world of ‘INFINITE’:
 F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫
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 Welcome to Rise of The PP: Pumpkins &amp; Chaos
 It’s huge! That’s what she said as she saw the massive…undead army!
 This is a tale of a beautiful friendship between a kind young man and his many peculiar undead summons. So what if a few in-game realms end up being destroyed? *Shrug*
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 ——Attention may Contain——
 - Amazing PP (Peerless Pumpkinmancer)
 - Badass MC (Shows people his PP Class)
 - Awesome Gaming world (INFINITE!!!)
 - Bullied NPCs (PP hard to handle)
 - NPC Waifus (2D becoming 3D!)
 - Magic (PP Magic is best magic)
 - Multiverse (PP across worlds!)
 - 100% sane friends (Officially)
 - Guild Wars (PP VS guilds!)
 - Scorned beauties (No BS!)
 - Taming (Cool travel pets!)
 - Secrets (PP finding stuff!)
 - Pumpkins (Spooky!)
 - R18 tag (?!?)
 - Much more!
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 On a certain day, Xu Xing suddenly received yin-yuan eyes; he could see a red string between lovers. Then he discovered that he had a tight connection to his own left hand.
 Xu Xing: I TM …… will I be ‘solo’ for life? : )
 The second day.
 Xu Xing suspected that he had seen a pair of ‘gay’s. The left side of the boy’s body had two red strings. The one in front was tied to his hand, the one in the back was tied to the boy’s right side.
 The bottom of Xu Xing’s body suddenly tightened. Trembling in fear, he turned his head — only to see his ‘local area’ connected to a red string tied into a beautiful, intimate bow that was attached to the school grass sitting behind him ~
 Xu Xing: Excuse me???
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 Actress Qiao Jing Jing has one month to get her gaming skills up to the level her publicist has claimed she has.
 Turns out, her high school crush is an expert.
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 In this period where countless supporting lead actors always attempt to counterattack, turn over a new leaf or simply refuse to take up the role, his purpose of existing is to fill the role of a good supporting male lead and uphold his duty to the best of his ability. To add the needed lustre to storylines and this world. Only, it’s a pity that someone who is not afraid of god-like enemies will be afraid of pig-like teammates.
 Bitterly, he realises that for some unfathomable reason, he is being bothered time and again by a bastard who refuses to follow the script… In order to walk the path of a good supporting male lead, he engages in a battle of wits and courage with that person. Loving each other and killing each other, one ultimately cannot escape fate’s teasing– why is it so difficult wanting to be a responsible and diligent supporting male lead?! QAQ
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 Uchiha Yu traveled through and came to the crisis-ridden Naruto world.
 Looking at the scarlet writing wheel in the mirror, Uchiha Yu nodded with satisfaction: “Well, everything is going well so far… smooth hammer!”
 Looking at the calendar on the wall, Uchiha Yu felt the malice from this world…
 In order to save his life on the night of the genocide, and even take food from the tiger’s mouth, Uchiha Yu decided to train Pokémon hard from today!
 Uchiha Yume, use illusion!
 A trainer: “Referee, Yu’s dream demon is illegal, it uses illusions!”
 Uchiha Yu: “Humph, you absolutely cannot escape this technique!”
 Deidara: “Explosions are art!”
 Uchiha: “My Pangyan monster’s art is better than yours!”
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 Qing Qin dressed as the cannon fodder character with the same name in the book, is an unlucky man who was imprisoned for a major accident after inheriting the richest man’s family business.
 Now, he is about to start the first round of investment competition.
 The winner of the competition will inherit the richest man’s 100 billion family business and embark on the road of cannon fodder, while the loser gets 10 million, which was enough for him to enjoy himself.
 Qing Qin: “Okay, 1 million loses 1 million, and 10 million loses 10 million. If I don’t lose the game, I will be a dog!”
 Seven years later.
 Qing Qin is worth 100 billion yuan and is listed on the Forbes Rich List.
 The former richest man burst into tears: “I now understand why you refused to compete to be heir in the first place. Even without the protection of your parents, you can create a business empire alone!”
 The protagonist confessed to the media: “With all the properties under Lou’s family as a gift. I hope you can agree to my pursuit.”
 Qing Qin looked up at the sky and sighed. He could only write sadly in his autobiography: “Really, I didn’t think about making money at first…”
 This book became a bestseller. Netizens are happy to play along–
 “Actually, I don’t plan to make money.”
 “It’s not that I make money, but that money put itself into my arms.”
 “Damn money, go away!”
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 Suddenly, the unmarried twenty-year-old Ye Zhizhou had many more relatives, yet it was too late for him to clearly understand the circumstances as he nearly died in a car accident. After that, he somehow managed to survive and was even forcibly bound to a Salvation System.
 How is it salvation?
 Harems destroy worlds! Preventing a harem will save them!
 . . . .
 Ok, prevent harems. After seeing the entire system introduction, the corners of Ye Zhizhou’s mouth twitched. In order to return home safely, he decisively began his risky journey—he’d just treat it as if he was playing a large-scale strategy game.
 Since then, the people the protagonist would rescue, he rescued first.The businesses the protagonist would make, he made first. The little brother the protagonist would take in, he took in first. The cliff the protagonist would jump off of, he jumped off of first. The gay s*x the protagonist would have, he’d have. . . . Wait wait, can’t do this one, change it, let me change it.
 ???: No, you can do this one.
 Ye Zhizhou (alarmed): Who’s speaking?
 ???: Your husband.
 Ye Zhizhou: . . . .
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 In the cliché romance novel, “I‘ve been in love with you for a million years”, Jiang Baiyun, a second generation rich female villainess, committed suicide after her family went bankrupt. When she died, all she had left was a bank card with $8 million in it and a small villa in her name…
 The white-collar worker Jiang Baiyun woke up to find herself transmigrated as that rich second generation who had just began to swallow sleeping pills!
 And when she checked the number in the bank card, the newly transmigrated bankrupt rich girl almost fainted with excitement…
 God! Eight Million! I’m rich!
 As the big BOSS who controls the lifeline of the global economy, Ji Chen feels that life is not challenging.
 He watched on with indifference as the Jiang family went bankrupt. He could even watch his former fiancée Jiang Baiyun, whom he had never met, live on the streets because of the bankruptcy and it wouldn’t cause any ripples in his cold heart.
 Until one day, Ji Chen saw his former fiancée walking down the street, treating an LV as a fish basket while chewing on a fruit pancake in her hand.
 ……How can this woman be so leisurely!
 1- Hilarious writing, the author’s logic is dead 
 2- The woman is responsible for being handsome and dashing, the man is responsible for being funny. [not] 3- It’ll involve the entertainment industry, but the main character is a mudslide.
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 This story is about a god level player, Li Cangyu, who returns to the game Miracle after being away for several years. The story explores him playing the game and setting up a team in an attempt to finally win a trophy in the Miracle Professional League.
 E-sport God Series 1 “The Strongest God”
 E-sport God Series 2 “God Level Summoner”
 E-sport God Series 3 “The King’s Return”
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 This novel is also known as My Hidden Wife is Sweet
 In her past life Gu Wei Wei’s heart was dug out by the man she loved, and transplanted into her best friend’s body. However, after rebirth she become Hua country’s number one conglomerate, Fu Han Zheng’s little girlfriend. She is being careful trying to take revenge against the people that hurt her. He protects her everywhere, pamper her to the extreme. Everyone said that Fu Han Zheng is cold and without emotion. That perfect husband that everyday tease her until she blushes and her heart beat, pamper her regardless anything, is it a fake husband?
 “Sir, there are rumors between madam and the current popular male actor,&nbsp;CP ¹ was already formed.”
 “Kill that male actor ! ”
 “That’s your brother.”
 “…..Then just beat him to death.”
 CP: is the internet slang to describe couples in movies or TVs or real life couple. Normally it’s a fans made couple of two actors that they wish could be together in real life.
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 In the spirit of love and in order to help his ex-boyfriends walk out from the shadow of heartbreak, every time before Ye Ming leaves after successfully completing each world’s romance mission, he will ‘kindly’ (ruthlessly) break up with with his boyfriend.
 After transmigrating to N different worlds he had finally gained enough experience. At this time the system informed him that because the accumulation of his ex-boyfriend’s grievances had exceeded critical levels, leading to the failure of all his missions…. So he needs to return to each world to eliminate their grievances if he wants to complete his missions!
 Ye Ming: This is an outcome I didn’t predict.
 System: I tried to tell you before that if you did this you won’t have a good end.
 The ex-boyfriends all laughing coldly: He He. That despicable scum that ran away after deceiving my feelings is finally back. This time don’t even think about running away!
 Ye Ming: ……
 System: Since you “zuo” yourself to death, even if you kneel you have to go to the end!
 Ye Ming: Luckily I have a special “scum cleaning” technique ^_^
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 What is the most painful thing in life? What is the happiest thing in life?
 The most painful thing was that after untold hardships, for that small glory at the end but was returned back to the starting point in just one night.
 The happiest thing was that after returning back to the starting point, without doing anything, was able to become overpowered overnight.
 Zhou Jian in just one day, experienced his life most painful and happiest thing.
 The most painful thing was his painstakingly raised professional Thief game account in the online world was “lost” by the system.
 The happiest thing was the reason behind his game account loss. The Thief from his game account had appeared in the real world. And become a controllable God of Thieves.
 In short, this is a relaxing YY (tl: Chinese slang for light perversion) story, full of plots where playing the pig to eat the tiger. The protagonist is a very righteous young man. Occasionally, he will be wicked but also because he was forced by the author….
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 Shao Yu, the all-around tasker, binds the “Gong Jing” system, and with the company of cute pet Xiaozhu, opens the road to various worlds in the performance of Gong Jing.
 Tentative World: 
 1. Gang Jing Dad (completed) 
 2. Brother Gang Jing (completed) 
 3. Kong Jing Chenzi (completed) 
 4. Good brothers (completed) 
 5. Bar precision spare tire (completed) 
 6. Gang Jing Husband (completed) 
 7. Gang sperm stepson (completed) 
 8. Gang Jing Meng Bao (completed) 
 9. Gang Jing inspector (completed) 
 10. Gang Jing Master (completed) 
 11. Bar fine male match (completed) 
 12. The King of Gang Jing (completed)
 Content Tag: Inspirational Life System Quick Wear Shuangwen 
 Search Keyword: Protagonist: Shao Yu 
 One-sentence brief introduction: the air on the top and the bottom of the bar, spraying people and doing things effortlessly 
 Purpose: punish evil and promote good, promote truth, goodness and beauty.
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