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 Seeing the guy pull out a giant ax bigger than his own head, Zuo Yuan became anxious.
 Damn it!
 Why do you want to kill me?
 I didn't do a damn thing!
 But it was too late for him to explain.
 Zuo Yuan directly used the skill [Toe Strike Technique] on him.
 A completely transparent small square suddenly appeared in front of the strong man's toes. Without him noticing, he just bumped into it, and his little toe hit the target.
 The strong man suddenly fell forward uncontrollably.
 The severe pain caused a visible distortion on his face.
 "It hurts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
 He first took a sharp breath, then suddenly hugged his right foot and let out a miserable scream.
 Hitting your little toe is painful in itself, not to mention that triggering a skill critical hit will increase the pain by 500%!
 The strong man fell to the ground and rolled wildly, covering his feet.
 The teacher was about to stop him, but was dumbfounded by his sudden scream.
 Seeing this, Zuo Yuan's mouth twitched slightly.
 "Guigui...this skill doesn't seem to be completely useless..."
 Zuo Yuan also didn't expect that the effect of this [Toe Impact Technique] was beyond imagination.
 Moreover, after triggering a critical strike, the intensity was quite considerable, and the strong man's eyes were so painful that pearls almost dropped from his eyes.
 Seeing the other party in such misery, Zuo Yuan not only had no sympathy, but his lips were even harder to suppress than AK.
 Want to fuck me?
 Then don't blame the brothers for being ruthless!
 Zuo Yuan gave the opponent another powerful medicine and directly released [Gastric Bloat Technique] on him.
 The strong man who was originally covering his feet suddenly felt trembling and started covering his stomach again.
 It felt like I was full, my stomach was bloated and I felt like farting.
 The strong man tried his best to control his sphincter, because he could predict that his fart would be very big. With so many people looking at him at the moment, if a loud fart suddenly popped out, he would not have to live.
 "Brother, are you okay? What's wrong with you!" A man wearing glasses asked with concern.
 "Quick...quick..."
 The strong man said with a confused look on his face, he had used all his strength to tighten his sphincter.
 "What's the matter?" The man with glasses felt that he was about to say something important, so he asked immediately.
 "Run!!!!" he suddenly shouted.
 Before everyone had time to react, they heard a "bang!" and a huge fart burst out.
 The powerful impact even caused some girls' hair to fly up.
 You can even vaguely see a trace of light yellow gas in the air.
 This powerful fart shocked everyone, and they all stared blankly in place.
 However this is far from over.
 Along with countless "puff puff" sounds, the fart was like a machine that would never stop and began to exert force crazily.
 An unspeakable stench suddenly filled the entire classroom.
 "Wori! Brother, what the hell did you eat! Why did you fart so big and smelly!"
 "Mom, you still fart a lot, it smells so bad and lasts so long, I can't hold it any longer."
 "I'm super! Your farts stained your pants yellow!"
 "If you fart, just fart, don't spit out soup and water!"
 "Classmate, don't let me go anymore, I'm afraid..."
 Everyone covered their noses and ran to the window, looking at the strong man with horrified eyes.
 However, the strong man had no intention of stopping.
 "I can't control how many times I can remember!!!!" The strong man shouted, and his collapse became even more severe.
 Everyone had never seen this scene before, and their hands were shaking with fear from his terrifying appearance.
 Zuo Yuan was completely confused.
 He remembered that he only cast a [Gastric Bloat Technique] on the other party?
 How could you fart for so long?
 Isn't this too scary?
 However, in a sense, this is indeed a control skill.
 Because the other party can't do anything but fart now, and he has to fart four or five times every step.
 If this is done to the enemy during battle, the opponent will probably not be able to fight well.
 If [Toe Stab Technique] and [Blowing Technique] are used at the same time, will the other person roll on the floor in pain and fart at the same time?
 Spiral fart?
 I'm super!
 Zuo Yuan suddenly realized.
 Damn, I really want to try it...
 But it's better not to attack this strong man. Although the opponent is holding an ax to chop Zuo Yuan, Zuo Yuan also knows that he will not be able to chop him.
 Both Wen Xuan and the teacher should take action.
 This time, I will give him a small lesson first, but if anyone comes to trouble him again, they must let them try the power of the spiral fart.
 This outrageous fart lasted for a full three minutes, but everyone felt as if three years had passed, and the shock was increasing every second.
 They had never seen such an exaggerated fart in their lives.
 It's smelly, loud and persistent.
 That's quite scary!
 After farting, the strong man was completely exhausted. He collapsed there weakly, as if he had farted all the next ten years of his life at once.
 "Brother...brother...are you finished..."
 "Why don't you stop brewing it... and let it go all at once... You're making me a little scared..."
 "The intensity of your fart can rival a rocket launcher."
 "If there is any spark in this classroom now, we have to finish it..."
 "I really want to know what you ate that is so powerful."
 The farce ended quickly, and the strong man who collapsed due to squirting was taken to the infirmary by the man with glasses and another man.
 After the air was purified, the classroom was restored to its original state.
 But everyone still talked about what the strong man had just done.
 While talking and laughing, everyone also found their teammates.
 "If you don't find someone to form a team, there will really be no one." Zuo Yuan looked like he was watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.
 Anyway, at his level, he didn't expect anyone to form a team with him, so Zuo Yuan didn't try to be nice to others.
 "Didn't I already find someone? I just want to form a team with you." She said.
 "Don't be ridiculous."
 "I'm not kidding you. I didn't mean to help you just now. I'm serious."
 Everyone around them listened clearly to the conversation between Zuo Yuan and Wen Xuan.
 People around are also waiting for Wen Xuan to wake up and repent.
 Unexpectedly, she actually said she was serious!
 This made those who were waiting for Wen Xuan to turn around clenched their fists.
 "Then assuming you are serious, you should be very clear about the role of a controller in the team. Do you want me, a controller, to listen to you, or do you, an S-level person, listen to me, an F-level person?" Zuo Yuan asked .
 "Do you still need to ask? Of course I will listen to you. The controller is the core of the team. If I don't listen to you, who will I listen to? You will be my boss from now on!" She was as happy as if she had found a treasure.
 Hard!
 The fist is hard!
 It doesn't matter if you don't say this, as soon as you say it, the people around you will immediately exude a terrifying and violent atmosphere.
 That group of people were like a group of evil ghosts staring at Zuo Yuan, as if they were going to tear him alive in the next second.
 Seeing Wen Xuan's appearance, Zuo Yuan was stunned for a moment.
 "No...are you serious!?"
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 Thanks for the invitation. I just traveled to a different world and my profession is a controller. 
 There are three, six or nine levels of people, and the same is true for controllers. 
 Other people’s controllers: 
 [Ice Crystal Cage] [Crows Storm] [Weird Mist] 
 The skill name is cool and trendy, extremely practical, and is the brains behind the team. 
 But Zuo Yuan's controller has a different style of painting... 
 [Toe bumping surgery] [Hemorrhoid rupture surgery] [Frequent urination surgery] [Renal nodule diamond surgery] [Acute diarrhea surgery] 
 Skill abstraction, practicality abstraction, and team abstraction core. 
 "Did you hear that the demon general was scurrying and spitting when the war started? He couldn't bear the humiliation and committed suicide so that we could return with a great victory." 
 "This is nothing to you. Have you heard of that SSS-level genius from Penglai Academy? He died of kidney stones!" 
 "Ah? Can't kidney stones be shattered using ultrasound?" 
 "His knot is made of diamond! It can't be broken by shock!"
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 Hell Ghost Wang Wannian is born again, smiling and proud! 
 What? 
 Are you a soldier, will the tank drift? 
 You are a master, can you give birth to dragons and tigers? 
 You are a superman, can you call the wind thunder? 
 Excuse me, I am not targeting anyone, everyone in my eyes, it is rubbish!
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 Bound to the ‘enthralling tens of thousands system,’ Yan Ge thought she would enthrall all living things and become a tree-born winner. She never thought that the Big Boss she helped out would keep on blackening. This book is also called “The Big Boss’s Woman Runs After Sleeping”, “The Woman In Question Is An Endangered Tree”, “Every Blackened Big Boss Has A Black-Hearted Woman”, “My Woman Has Become A Tree With Countless Lethal Weapons”, “World Of Plants And Animals”.
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 Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. 
 The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. 
 Your game is too scary (love)! 
 What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? 
 As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. 
 But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. 
 “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” 
 “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”
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 “You say you are strong?”
 “Whether you believe me or not, you may die!”
 With Superman’s system, Chu Yang counterattacked and smashed heaven and earth …
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 [No system + no time travel + no rebirth + no cheats and grandpas] The pure rivers and lakes martial arts east evil and west poison, the southern emperor and the northern beggars gather again. Dongfang Bubai and the leader of the beggar gang, which one is better? What? My motto is kind-hearted, honest and honest, how can you think I'm cheap? We don't have enough talent to make up medicines, and our martial arts are good at stretching our hips, and our skills are not bad, )
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 Su Yan travels through a parallel world. In this world, the game industry is still stuck in the most primary way of recharging money, receiving quests, fighting monsters, and getting a novice knife... This is a very backward routine.
 However, Su Yan knew nothing about the game.
 Fortunately, at this time, the Divine Grade game system is activated, and as long as you get emotional points, you can get rewards.
 Thinking of this, Su Yan immediately developed gta5!
 Compared with the current game market with unlimited stand-alone machines and low-level routines, gta5 with 100% freedom and VR real scenes is undoubtedly a blow to the current game market!
 Once released, it became popular all over the world in an instant!
 Xiao Tuantuan: What the hell is this game? It's like a second world! !
 Sister Zhou: Cao! The old lady announced that the previous games were all Raj! gta5 is yyds!
 Big Horse Monkey: It’s a trick for you monkey, how can you pass the level?
 pdd: Quack quack, there are street girls in this game? ? ? Can I, Dong Zhuo, let this go? "
 Dumb Girl: Wait, what did I press, that I can float on water and summon tanks? ? …
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 One sentence introduction: She reconciled with herself by virtue of her performance.
 ————
 When she was about to die, she “traveled” through the apocalypse, and after 30 years of hard work, she was finally reborn by tearing down the system, but was planted with the seeds of murderous manic depression. Since then, there has been an additional villain professional in the entertainment industry, with superb acting skills, and has repeatedly won the crown of the best actor.
 Key words: women disguised as men, dramas in dramas, fanboys, Hanwen Copywriters
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 He saved the country in his previous life.
 
 The body of the second generation of military industry conglomerate and military technology that could not be imagined in this era were obtained.
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 Encountering a car crash, the King of Silver Screen, Ye Sinian, was bound to a Cannon Fodder Counterattack System.
 After reincarnating for hundreds of lives, he has finally earned enough “travel expenses” to go back home.
 However, he didn’t think that the system would suddenly malfunction, making returning back home from then on hopeless.
 With the shackles of a millennium broken, Ye Sinian aggressively counterattacked!
 Reversing fates while hugging the mentally ill* Lord Seme, he walked towards the apex of humanity!
 *Mentally ill – Schizophrenic
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 Obtaining the Roush subsystem, the small convenience store suddenly became an escape junction for the Ten Thousand Planes.
 Wang Sheng said that the pressure is great.
 “What, you are Xiao Yan? You are wearing it again? Boy, you are a smuggler.”
 “And you, kill Matt at one end! Oh, you are Sun Wukong, you are here for the Dragon Ball.”
 However, Wang Sheng is also very cool.
 Let Xiao Yan make alchemy for himself, let Qi Tian Dasheng escort himself, let Bai Suzhen, cough, then you are more suitable to make a bed.
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 When Xiao Fei was three years old, he was caught by a man with a sharp-nosed monkey and taught him to cultivate. The old man is Sun Wukong. In the past ten years, he has taught him the eyes of the fire, the copper and the iron bones, and the great product of the immortality… After the learning, Xiao Fei went down the mountain and accidentally entered a noble school. Pure school flowers, the best Lori, Miss Qianjin, beautiful maid… I like to sleep with him. Oh no, it’s a friend.
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 Please remember, never dig out unsolved puzzles.
 Because you will never know how much people paid to cover it up.
 Under the surface of false calm, most of the truth is cruel…
 Okay, let me make it clearer.
 If one day, you see a book falling on the ground on your way from get off work, and you are restrained by your curiosity, don’t touch it.
 ……
 Unfortunately, the original Zhou Yan did not realize this.
 So he picked up the book.
 That book has a very awkward name-“The Detective Practice Manual”
 As for the author… it’s called Fat Gua.
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