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My elf is so mean

5. Climbing the back mountain at night)

Zhou Yuan packed up his night walking props and prepared to go out.

Actually, there wasn't much, just some biscuits, drinks and a flashlight.

Put the Variety Monster on your head and walk towards the back mountain.

The street lights in the village cannot illuminate the road up the mountain.

There are barbed wire fences on both sides of the mountain road, which were set up by the village committee to protect the villagers and wild elves.

Just like the world before Zhou Yuan, there are also rumors here that eating wild elves can aphrodisiac.

In fact, it really doesn't have this effect. It's just that people would rather believe that it does and want to conquer women in this aspect.

For example, a few decades ago, the pangolin kings that were everywhere in the mountains and plains were endangered by middle-aged bald and wretched men.

After Chuanshan King passed away, some people began to eat super sound bats. They also said that eating super sound bats can aphrodisiac.

In order to protect wild elves, the country has also begun a series of measures, which have also seen improvement in recent years.

Of course, there are also ferocious elves in the mountains.

In the Sichuan and Sichuan areas, there was an incident of a trap bear descending from the mountain to eat people.

At that time, special forces were dispatched to kill the trapped bear.

However, things like this always happen near the Wild Elf Sanctuary.

But places like mountain villages where people gather are not so dangerous.

Zhou Yuan climbed halfway up the mountain and got in through the barbed wire hole on the side.

This hole was discovered by Zhou Yuan when he was playing hide-and-seek with Fa Xiao in the mountains when he was a child. After so many years, it was unexpected that it had not been repaired.

"Boundless?" (Is there a hole here?)

Zhou Yuan touched the Variety Monster and pointed to the landslide mountains in the distance: "Don't worry so much. We have to go over there. There is still some way to go."

"Boundless..." (I'm fine, I don't have to leave.)

"Why isn't there a Poké Ball that can put people in? Then you can take me walking."

"Boundless!" (Are you the devil?)

Along the way, Baibianguai kept chattering.

"Boundless." (Zhou Yuan, tell me, are there ghosts in this world?)

"Mang Mang." (I heard that wild elves are particularly ferocious. Is this true?)

"Boundless." (Eh? Why did it suddenly turn dark?)

Zhou Yuan let out a breath and pointed at the long-haired pig blocking the way: "This guy looks like he wants to eat us."

The long-haired pig panted heavily and let out a low growl.

Its hind legs kept digging at the ground, as if it would rush over at the next moment.

The Variety Monster looked at the long-haired pig's unkind eyes and immediately jumped off Zhou Yuan's head, its body instantly expanded like rubber.

"Mangming!" (I protect you!)

For the first time, Zhou Yuan felt a sense of security, which was given by his own elf.

The long-haired pig has bloodthirsty eyes, and it opens its bloody mouth with two fangs to bite the Variety Monster.

"Boundless." (I hide.)

The long-haired pig turned around, and a beam of extremely cold ice light condensed in its mouth, shooting towards the Variety Monster.

"Freezing light? I didn't expect this long-haired pig to have such a high-level skill? Now..."

Before Zhou Yuan could finish speaking, he was shocked and interrupted by the next scene.

The Variety Monster dodged to avoid the freezing light. Moreover, it had the time to show off its muscles, and then extended its arm backwards, contracted it back, and punched the long-haired pig on the chin.

"Boom~"

The long-haired pig was knocked to the ground with a punch, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Zhou Yuan looked at the long-haired pig that looked like a hill, and was knocked down by the Variety Monster with a punch.

"I still underestimated your strength, you are stronger than I thought."

The Variety Monster smiled and showed eight teeth: "Mang Mang!"

(;≧ pan≦)

"Zi..."

The Variety Monster began to leak air, and its body was rapidly shrinking.

"Whoosh..."

In the grass on the side, a person burst out of the air.

"Be careful! Lin Ji, follow quickly, some villagers have encountered a long-haired pig!"

The man emerged from the grass and stared at the unconscious long-haired pig on the ground, his eyes wide.

"This...I chased you for more than ten nights, and you knocked me down?"

Zhou Yuan knew very well that one should not be too high-profile, and the best thing to do was to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.

"No, I was startled by it when I came over. I didn't expect it to fall to the ground on its own." As he spoke, Zhou Yuan patted his chest, pretending to be worried.

"vast!"

The Variety Monster also followed suit and pretended to be scared to death.

(???;)

"Really?"

The man looked at Zhou Yuan suspiciously, then smiled.

"I'm just saying, I spent the whole night chasing it, and I would have to endure it to death!"

The man took out a syringe from his backpack. Zhou Yuan felt a pain in his butt and shouted angrily: "What are you doing?"

"Oh, oh." The man also reacted. He suddenly took out a syringe in the dark and windy mountains and wild mountains, and it did have something scary written on it. "This is an anesthetic needle. I gave this long-haired pig an injection.

Go down and ensure that it can be comatose for a few days."

The man was chatting with Zhou Yuan while taking the injection.

"My name is He Zhixian, and I am a ranger trainee. What about you?"

Seeing that He Zhixian had a good attitude, Zhou Yuan introduced himself: "My name is Zhou Yuan, a villager nearby."

He Zhixian pointed at the Variety Monster crawling back on top of Zhou Yuan's head and asked: "Your initial elf?"

Zhou Yuan nodded.

"The breeding is good. This one is shiny and must be the material for a good stallion."

As soon as the Variety Monster heard the word stallion, he immediately got angry and wanted to fight.

"Boundless!"(╬▔ Pan▔)

He Zhixian looked at the Variety Monster in confusion: "What's wrong with it?"

Zhou Yuan quickly comforted it: "It's okay, it's okay, you must never mention the word stallion in front of it."

"Tap..."

The sound of shoes stepping on the turf came from the direction where He Zhixian came from earlier.

Zhou Yuan immediately shouted over there: "Who?"

A young man wearing barbed basketball shoes and a brand-name mountain climbing outfit glanced at Zhou Yuan with disdain.

He looks like I am the most unruly person in the world. He looks at people with his eyes above his head and his nostrils.

"Lin Ji, you arrived so slowly. Where is the doctor?" He Zhixian is obviously very familiar with Lin Ji.

Lin Ji looked at He Zhixian who was giving the anesthesia injection to the long-haired pig: "Did you defeat this long-haired pig?"

He Zhixian's eyes rolled around and he responded: "Yes, is there anyone else here besides me? You don't know how handsome I was in that scene just now!"

Zhou Yuan also didn't expect that this He Zhixian would be so shameless and tell lies with his eyes open.

Since the visitor was in the same group as He Zhixian, Zhou Yuan put his worries back.

"By the way." Zhou Yuan asked curiously, "Why are you here?"

He Zhixian couldn't hide any secrets. When he saw Zhou Yuan's question, he immediately replied: "Do you know about the landslides in Jiangsu and Zhejiang that were mentioned in the recent news? We traced them all the way here."

"Here." He pointed to the long-haired pig on the ground, "It's the one that brought us here. The recent landslide is actually caused by the ground elves. Because..."

"He Zhixian, shut up!"

Lin Ji on the side scolded.

"This is a secret. Don't leak it to irrelevant people."