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 Inside the pastoral union, which was bustling with people.
 Qian Baifeng wiped his sweat while squeezing toward the innermost part.
 There were mostly professionals around him, so he was a little cautious when walking.
 To the outside world, he is known as a multi-millionaire.
 He runs two factories and has four or five houses.
 But here, he is just an ordinary person.
 Once you offend a professional, even a beating is considered a light punishment.
 "A58, A58, here we come!"
 Qian Baifeng's eyes suddenly lit up and he walked over quickly.
 "Is this the old Chinese doctor the group is talking about...Why are there so few people around here?"
 He had some doubts in his heart, but since he had come, he shouldn't lie to others.
 He looked up and saw: An ancestral traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned pastor, good at constipation due to various reasons, making you suffer from diarrhea...
 "This is it."
 "Those who can rent a treatment room in the Pastor's Guild should be professionals. Maybe they have two brushes..."
 Qian Baifeng hesitated for a moment, but still knocked on the door.
 "Enter."
 A hoarse voice came out. Qian Baifeng straightened his clothes, showed a smiling face, opened the door and walked in.
 "H-doctor, hello..."
 "Please take a seat."
 With a "squeak" sound, the door of the Xiaolu Mengmeng Medical Center next door was pushed open, and Lu Mengmeng ran over like a thief.
 "This guy must have a secret, huh!"
 "If a priest doesn't know how to heal, what kind of priest is he?"
 "I, Lu Mengmeng, must expose your identity as a fake priest!"
 In the temporary treatment room, Zheng Cheng, wearing a white coat and a mask, deliberately said in a low voice: "Please sit down."
 Qian Baifeng sat down modestly and said hesitantly: "Um...doctor, I, I'm here to treat constipation, right?"
 Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "Not bad."
 Qian Baifeng finally felt relieved and complained: "Doctor, I usually socialize a lot, and eat and drink almost every night."
 "Half a year ago, a friend recommended me to eat at a restaurant owned by a professional... I don't know what I ate, and I have been constipated since then!"
 "At most, I didn't go to the toilet for almost more than a month."
 "I've always felt it, but I couldn't let it go. Not to mention how uncomfortable it was."
 "I've been to many doctors in the past six months, including Western and Chinese medicine. I just took medicine which had some effect, but now it has no effect at all..."
 "Doctor, please help me. I haven't been alive for more than half a month..."
 Zheng Cheng waved his hand and said, "I roughly understand the situation. In this case, you come with me."
 "ah?"
 Qian Baifeng stood up stupidly, where to go?
 When a Chinese medicine practitioner becomes a pastor, shouldn’t he take his pulse first?
 Zheng Cheng opened the door and walked towards the innermost part of the union with Qian Baifeng.
 Behind the two of them, Lu Mengmeng followed quietly.
 Qian Baifeng asked nervously: "Doctor, where are we going?"
 "You'll know when you get there."
 A few minutes later, the two came to a corner.
 "bathroom?"
 Qian Baifeng said strangely: "Doctor, you are here..."
 "To treat your constipation, of course."
 Zheng Cheng smiled slightly, took out a green box from the pocket of his white coat, and took out a handful of medicine.
 He dug out six small ammunition and handed them to Qian Baifeng.
 Qian Baifeng looked confused. He clearly saw the green pill box in Zheng Cheng's hand.
 "Changyanning?"
 "Doctor, isn't this Enteritis Ning used to treat gastroenteritis? Why..."
 Zheng Cheng said: "Who said that? In my case, it is used to treat constipation."
 "What, you don't believe it?"
 "I……"
 Qian Baifeng was startled and shook his head quickly: "How, how could it be possible?"
 "I, I eat..."
 Qian Baifeng took Changyanning and threw it into his mouth with a frown.
 Anyway, it's Changyanning, and it can't kill anyone.
 "Go and drink the water from this faucet."
 "Oh, oh oh..."
 Qian Baifeng walked in with a sad face. He originally wanted to hide the medicine under his tongue.
 After drinking the medicine, Zheng Cheng checked again and found that Qian Baifeng had indeed swallowed the medicine, and couldn't help but nodded.
 "Go ahead."
 "Huh? Where to go?"
 "I must go to the toilet."
 Zheng Cheng waved his hand impatiently, and Qian Baifeng also walked into the toilet with a sad face.
 Oh shit!
 When I get out, I will file a complaint against you to the pastors union!
 A58 Right, I remember you!
 Qian Baifeng walked into the toilet with a sad face. He had longed to be here.
 but now……
 Without paying attention behind him, Zheng Cheng stretched out his hand towards him, and an acute gastroenteritis burst spell fell on him immediately!
 "Oh, this time I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes. I met a quack doctor. I..."
 "Gu..."
 At this moment, a dull sound suddenly came from his stomach.
 Qian Baifeng was stunned for a moment, then became happy.
 "This, this feeling, I..."
 "puff……"
 He quickly opened the toilet door and squatted down.
 "ah……!"
 A stream of heat spurted out like a flood.
 The whole toilet was immediately filled with a foul smell.
 Outside the toilet, Zheng Cheng also walked away quickly.
 "Fortunately, I run fast, otherwise..."
 "boom!"
 Just as he turned the corner, he bumped into another figure.
 Zheng Cheng subconsciously scooped up a soft figure into his arms.
 "you again?!"
 Looking at the little blond beauty in his arms, Zheng Cheng asked strangely: "Are you following me?"
 Lu Mengmeng struggled away quickly and said angrily: "Who is following you! I can't go to the toilet!"
 "To the restroom?"
 Zheng Cheng had a strange look on his face and stepped aside: "Please."
 "Hmph~"
 Lu Mengmeng snorted and walked towards the toilet like a proud swan.
 After taking a few steps, she suddenly stopped.
 I saw several people running out of the restrooms, whether it was the men's or women's restrooms.
 While running, he covered his mouth.
 "Fuck! It stinks so bad!"
 "Who made stinky tofu and canned herring in the toilet? Damn it, it smells so bad!"
 "I can't stand it anymore, get out of the way..."
 Several people ran over shouting, and Lu Mengmeng was also confused: "What's going on? This... vomit..."
 She also smelled something and ran back in embarrassment.
 "You, you, you, what on earth did you do..."
 Lu Mengmeng asked in surprise. He remembered the electronic banner on the door of Zheng Cheng's treatment room.
 Specifically for treating constipation?
 And that big fat guy who just walked in?
 No way……
 Can priests cure constipation?
 Zheng Cheng also couldn't laugh or cry. He was pitiful because he wanted to be a normal priest.
 In order to improve his skill proficiency, he could only choose this method.
 "Why, you want to try it too?"
 Lu Mengmeng was immediately frightened and ran out with a "swish".
 "Don't, don't, don't, don't look for me, I, I, I, I am in good health~!"
 "Help...!"
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 Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession. 
 Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls. 
 But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis? 
 What the hell is osteoporosis surgery? 
 Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion? 
 Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts? 
 Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow. 
 But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak? 
 A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected! 
 A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know! 
 A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
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 Huang Chen, a young man with his master in the deep mountains, a 20-year-old golden core stage practitioner, was ordered to enter the world when the world was in turmoil! Since then, the whole world has been in mourning! The ancient family called him: he is aCrazy! Americans call him: he is simply Superman! Europeans call him: he is the incarnation of Satan! Japanese call him: he is a devil! Chinese call him: he is our patron saint!The prince! The forever irreplaceable god! All the men gritted their teeth: He is a bastard, who has taken all the beautiful women away! Let's see how a little soldier, in the wonderful world of destiny, stirs up the world and reveals the truth.Shocking mysteries one after another; and how to step up to the altar step by step and become China's irreplaceable ace fighter...
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 Dancing on the tip of a knife, walking in the shadows. 
 He is the lone king, the apostle of death, and the glory of thieves! 
 Reborn to play online games and be one step ahead in everything! 
 I have a heaven-defying ring. Not only am I a thief, I can also learn druid skills. 
 Walking in the shadows, I can attack people secretly, transform into a seal, go into the water and open treasure chests, and when I'm bored, I can turn into a little leopard and act cute... 
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 All my life I have only been loyal to myself, 
 All the choices I make are the result of free will. 
 I have never been enslaved or held hostage by anyone or anything. 
 Not even God can do it! 
 I can bow to others out of worship and respect, 
 But never bow down because of surrender! 
 PS: I would like to write this book to commemorate the World of Warcraft we have been through together over the years, and to commemorate the online game novels we have read together over the years.
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 On the eve of the collapse of the earth in 2012, a cross-age virtual online game “Quest for the Wild” was reborn. No one knows who developed the game later.
 However, it has brought mankind into a whole new world, and it is also the only chance for mankind to save themselves before the earth is destroyed.
 Qin Nan was an orphan since he was a child. He had no money and no power. He entered the game but had good luck. First he became the head of the human tribe and then the ancestor of the animal repair.
 While others were still struggling to find elementary exercises, Qin Nan already had the top innate exercises in his hand.
 Driving all kinds of monsters, leading the human race, making MM is his unchanging mission, what MM?
 Naturally it is an npc goddess MM, beautiful players can also make do, the best is the saint Nuwa, the beauty that even King Zhou covets, as the protagonist, there is no reason not to taste…
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 "Why ship a game that isn't even complete!?"
 *I don't know! Why don't you at least tell me what to fix so that we won't die?!*
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 Moriya didn't even think getting sucked into a different world was possible. Whether being a realist or being a straight-up pessimist, he never believed that the day when he'd be warped into a world entirely unlike his own would even happen. After all, why should it, right?
 But then... It actually happened.
 Finding himself inside the setting of an upcoming game, Moriya wandered in awe at the sight of strange environments, the various state powers vying for supremacy over the vast expanse of the seas. Hell, even infinite worlds and stars, [The Seams] seemingly had it all. Unfortunately, there was just one problem: the game was literally broken right from the start.
 Joined by a colorfully dysfunctional cast and the game world's actual developer, watch as Moriya struggles with bugs and glitches as he navigates this new world. Witness our valiant hero deal with the most infuriating and rage-inducing aspects of gaming in real life. And what if... Just what if, he actually learns how to wield these ridiculous errors to his advantage?
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 Flynn, the designer of the pigeon game, was cursed by millions of players and unfortunately became the lord of a remote village in another world. 
 In order to give back to the players (in order to live the life of a decadent feudal lord), Flynn designed the different world into a game. 
 Calling players to experience the best games in the world. (Summons players to work for the corrupt lord) 
 Thus, the best game in the world was born! (The richest lord in the world is born!)
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 Because of breaking up with his girlfriend, Fengyu, who was emotionally unstable, entered an Internet cafe randomly, and spent five days in a zombie game, and finally fell into a coma because of his poor health! When Fengyu woke up, he found himselfThe whole world has changed! A berserk virus named T has swept the entire earth. After Feng Yu killed the first zombie, he was surprised to find that since he had the game system for the five-day zombie game.After installing the game system, the protagonist Feng Yu has undergone great changes. He has left a mystery to the teammates who keep appearing around him... What's more interesting is his zombie girlfriend!
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 Comprehension, Root Bone, Physique, Spirit Root...all talent points are full. Martial arts, Immortal Law, Divine Ability, and the progress in practice are all amazing! 
 The moment Ji Shu transmigrated to Blue Star World, he found that he was carrying a Talent Tower. Every time a level of the Talent Tower was lit, he would automatically have more than one talent. 
 Ji Shu waited for ten years, and he finally made enough money to buy a ticket to All-Heavens Tower. When he stepped onto the first floor of All-Heavens Tower and was transported to the world of martial arts, his Talent The first floor of the Tower is activated. 
 Automatically obtain the talent of understanding and internal strength. 
 By learning swordsmanship, he can instantly reach the realm of Great Completion, and because of his extremely talented internal force, even if he practices the most ordinary swordsmanship, he can reach the state of self-generation of internal force! 
 Since then, Ji Shu's Mythical has gradually resounded throughout the Myriad Worlds!
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 On the eve of the destruction of the earth in 2012, a cross-age virtual online game 'Search for the Wilderness' was reborn. No one knows who developed the game behind it. However, it brought mankind into a brand new world, and it was also the time for human beings to save themselves before the destruction of the earth.Qin Nan was an orphan since he was a child, with no money and power, but he was lucky when he entered the game. He first became the patriarch of the human tribe, and then became the ancestor of the beast cultivator. When others were still struggling to find elementary skills,Qin Nan has already grasped the top-level innate skills. Driving all kinds of monsters, leading the human race, and playing MM is his constant mission. What MM? Naturally, it is an npc fairy MM, and beautiful players can do it. The best thing isSaint Nuwa, the beauty that even King Zhou covets, as the protagonist, there is no reason not to try it...
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 Li Hao, some people call him Brother Ritian, and others call him Brother Contempt. 
 He is a bottle of S2 aged wine, a remnant of the old era, known as a "veteran", and has been wasting his time in the league. 
 Suddenly, he died! 
 … 
 Many years later, the big devil in his twilight years was coming down the mountain. He looked up and saw that the old LPL god of his generation was still at his peak! 
 Bangzi fan: "Don't panic, next year is the best opportunity. He is another year older, so he will definitely not be able to do it." 
 Old 60e: "That's not a waste brick, it's the cornerstone of our dynasty! Woohoo..." 
 Cube Dragon: "This person is very strange!" 
 Prostitute teacher: "When I stood by the Huangpu River, this man stood there looking at the river. At that time, I thought he was extraordinary." 
 Girl fans: "We feel sorry for our brother the most~" 
 Dharma King: "Facing this person, even if I have King Furong, I can't defeat him." 
 … 
 Clean up the style of the league, the new myth of LPL. 
 The legend begins with the kicked over water dispenser!
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 Retired as a special soldier, counterattack the world of online games!! By chance, Zhan Junhun became the apostle of the main god of the game, and achieved a god-level hidden profession-the master of order! Wearing order balance armor, holding an order judgment sword, and using the underworld phoenix as a mount, with the ancestor of the devil wolf as a partner, the elf queen as a servant, and the seraph as a pet, sweep the online game world, and be honored by the world! Create a monument of unyielding blood!! Book friend group has been established, 279861264, welcome to join...—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————One chapter, 20 standard chapters plus one more chapter, the reminder is great, please leave a message in the book review area! If you dare to remind me, I will explode, er, don't be too cruel! Hehe~
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 Come on, draw a card, anyway, there is a magical sprite.
 Being pulled into an infinite terror system, Fu Xiangxiang has no love. The card system bound at the same time made her feel that she could still be rescued.
 Exploring the plot, investigating the truth, and trying to survive, but at the same time accumulating vitality to raise a card?
 Fu Xiangxiang: Sooner or later pill for spicy chicken system.
 Later: It’s so fragrant!
 Fa Xiaohai, the eminent monk of slaying demons: Enchanting, I can tell at a glance that you are not a human being! Dawei Tianlong. . .
 Ghostbusters Zhong Xiaokui: Rubbish, you should stay in the trash can!
 Tsundere Princess Liu Shishi: Where did the ugly monsters come from? Dirty my palace’s eyes and crossed them out directly.
 . . .
 All kinds of limited cards are drawn and used at any time, and the fun is endless. 
 It’s a pity that the main card Jindan monk Qin Shisan is more troublesome, and he has to start with a zero-level trumpet.
 Fu Xiangxiang: Hey, the main card that you bind, you have to raise your liver.
 Qin Shisan: Girl, why do you treat me so well?
 Fu Xiangxiang: Raising cubs always looks like raising cubs.
 Qin Shisan: I thought it was a secret promise to me, but I just want me to be a thug!
 Fu Xiangxiang (lighting a cigarette): A little bit is not bad. . .
 The supernatural suspense writings are about the infinite flow of Chinese style (?), the style of writing is the same as before, the suspense reveals the secrets, the reasoning is lost, the supernatural is the supplement, you know, after all, is the human heart more sinister than ghosts and gods. . .
 Little horror is not bloody.
 One sentence introduction: Come on, draw a card, anyway, there is a magical sprite 
 Idea: Find out the truth, solve the mystery
 Content label: horror suspense reasoning 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Fu Xiangxiang, Qin Shisan ┃ Supporting roles: Lin You, Zhong Xiaokui, Fa Xiaohai, Liu Shishi, Guo Daxia, etc. ┃ Others:
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 Through an array of coincidences, Alex comes to learn that making pills is one of the best ways to earn money in the game, 'Eternal Cultivation.'
 So, he decides to join a sect that prioritizes the way of Alchemy. How far will he go with his incredible talents and luck? Read and Find out.
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