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 "Asshole! What happened!"
 The dean, with a livid face, strode into the Class 4 classroom.
 "What are you doing, why..."
 "vomit……!"
 Before he finished speaking, he retched again.
 I saw all the students in Class 4 gathered in a circle and hiding in the corner of the classroom.
 In the center of the classroom, two students were lying.
 He was bent over like a prawn, retching and having diarrhea at the same time.
 The inside and outside of the pants were covered in shit-yellow liquid, which was still bubbling.
 "vomit……"
 "Fuck! It stinks!"
 "Why are they having diarrhea?"
 "Take them away quickly, I can't stand it anymore..."
 "vomit……"
 "Is it Brother Cheng?"
 "Fuck...!"
 Gao Yang endured the stench and shouted quickly: "Zhang Bin, Wang Zichen, help them to the infirmary quickly."
 "The diarrhea is so severe that you have to come to our class to fight, and the shit will come out. What's the point of hatred?"
 When he said this, all the students around him covered their mouths and snickered.
 The dean on the side also looked even more ugly.
 Zhang Bin and Wang Zichen came over reluctantly when their names were called.
 Covering their noses with one hand, they pulled one person out of the classroom.
 "Quick, quick, open the window and clean it with water..."
 Under Gao Yang's command, the classroom was quickly cleared.
 However, there still seemed to be a stench in the air.
 The dean's face was still ugly. Thinking of Liang Feifan who had just thrown himself on him, he felt as if he had eaten shit.
 "Teacher Gao, your class..."
 After opening his mouth, the dean still said: "Submit all the information of the awakened students in your class, and take the joint college entrance examination for professionals in one month!"
 "Okay, director, don't worry..."
 After the dean and others left, Gao Bo waved his hand and motioned for everyone to sit down.
 "You guys, it's true that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers."
 "I've figured out the whole story. Liang Feifan from the second class came to make trouble. You guys beat him, right?"
 Chen Xiao stood up unconvinced: "Teacher Gao, are we just going to let him bully us?"
 "Of course not. The teacher is very pleased that you are so united."
 Gao Yang said with a smile: "This means that the teacher's education is still passable."
 "However, Liang Feifan is a seven-star professional after all, two stars higher than you."
 "I will report this matter to the school and let the school take action to resolve the matter."
 "You four...Chen Xiao, Cai Kun, Zhang Pingan, and Zheng Cheng."
 "There are two main combat professions and two auxiliary professions. This month you must work hard to upgrade or improve your basic skills."
 "Waiting for the Joint College Entrance Examination for Professionals in one month, I hope you all get good results!"
 "Don't worry, teacher, we will definitely work hard!"
 "Teacher, I will definitely be admitted to a vocational university!"
 "Me too!"
 Chen Xiao and others all shouted with great confidence.
 Zheng Cheng stood up: "Teacher Gao, where should we go to upgrade?"
 "Nowadays, most of the wild monsters around Chang'an City have been killed. They can only be found in the deep mountains and old forests far away from the city..."
 Gao Yang said: "Don't worry, the school will make arrangements for itself."
 "I'll give you ten days of leave first and wait for notification from the school."
 "Other students will still have classes as usual."
 "Even if you are not professionals, you can still take the ordinary college entrance examination and do your part for the survival of our human race..."
 After some encouragement, Gao Yang suddenly turned his head and looked out the window.
 "And you..."
 What he faced were dozens of ordinary students from other classes who came to watch the fun.
 "Do you know what you were doing just now? Ridiculing several new professionals who have awakened their professions!"
 "You are either jealous or envious. You think they won't take it seriously if you just say a few words. After all, we are classmates."
 "But don't forget! They are also professionals! Their status and social status will be very different from yours in the future!"
 "Even Zheng Cheng will have a higher status than you in the future!"
 Gao Yang's voice became more serious: "If you meet some narrow-minded professionals and talk like this... aren't you afraid of death?"
 These words caused the expressions of dozens of students outside the window to change drastically.
 Only then did they realize that the people they were laughing at were no longer just their classmates.
 But a professional!
 "Teacher, I'm sorry, we were impulsive!"
 "Classmate Zhang Pingan, I'm sorry!"
 "I'm sorry, classmate Zheng Cheng, just treat me like a fart!"
 "Sorry, let's go..."
 During the apology period, dozens of students were all frightened and ran away, really worried that they would be missed by the professionals.
 Gao Yang turned around again and said to Zheng Cheng and others: "Remember! From now on, you will be professionals and cannot be insulted by ordinary people!"
 "Forget it today, they are just a group of ordinary students who have not experienced social whipping..."
 Chen Xiao quickly shouted: "Don't worry, Teacher Gao, we are not the kind of people with small belly and chicken intestines~"
 "That's good, you guys stay for a while, the teacher has other things to do." After that, he walked out again.
 The whole teacher became lively again.
 Seven or eight people came directly to Zheng Cheng's seat and said excitedly: "Brother Cheng, was it you who caused Liang Feifan and the others to have diarrhea just now?"
 "Chen Xiaogang said that your newbie skill is to make people have diarrhea, but Liang Feifan's ones have such severe diarrhea!"
 "Holy shit! Is it really Brother Cheng?"
 "The skill of making people urinate is really awesome."
 Zheng Cheng simply said: "It's not me, don't talk nonsense, I didn't."
 At this time, several more figures came over.
 The leader was none other than Song Chaoyu, the beauty of their class.
 Zheng Cheng looked up and down and shook his head.
 You have breasts but no breasts, you have a butt but no butt, and you just have a fairer face. What’s so good about it?
 Seeing Song Chaoyu walking over, all the beasts that were originally surrounding here got out of the way.
 Song Chaoyu also whispered: "Chen Xiao, Zheng Cheng, thank you for helping me."
 Chen Xiao stood up quickly and began to stutter when he spoke: "No, it doesn't matter."
 "We, we are all from Class 4. I, I will definitely not let you be bullied by other classes..."
 Zheng Cheng shook his head.
 You're miserable, you're in love.
 After chatting for a few more words, Song Chaoyu and a few little sisters walked back.
 Chen Xiao said excitedly: "Brother Cheng, have you seen that Song Chaoyu and I talked so much, hehehehe..."
 Zheng Cheng shook his head and said, "Do you like her?"
 "No, no..." Chen Xiao quickly shook his head nervously: "She, she is so beautiful, I..."
 "Beautiful? How beautiful is it?"
 Zheng Cheng hated the fact that iron was not the best and said: "You are a professional now, and she is just an ordinary girl. What are you afraid of?"
 "Then, I, can I really do that?"
 Chen Xiao struggled, looking panicked.
 His eyes were ecstatic for a while, nervous for a while, and he couldn't help but look in the direction of Song Chaoyu.
 "It's over."
 Zheng Cheng shook his head and stopped talking to him.
 Instead, he lay down on the table and recalled his skills.
 He had just performed the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Explosion Technique three times in a row, and he did not expect that it really gave him a lot of surprises.
 Three people, one professional and two ordinary people, showed no resistance at all and were directly knocked down by the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis.
 However, there are differences.
 Those two ordinary students, after being hit by the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis, had almost only two or three seconds to react before they exploded.
 He collapsed on the ground and pulled out directly.
 Liang Feifan, however, lasted four to five seconds.
 He also ran out of the classroom and out of the classroom door. Then he couldn't help but pulled out.
 "It seems that this instant burst of acute gastroenteritis technique is not always successful."
 "Is it related to the target's resistance?"
 "The two students are just ordinary people. They were directly attacked and couldn't even react."
 Zheng Cheng guessed: "Liang Feifan is a professional and a seven-star magic swordsman. His body is semi-digitized and he has strong resistance, so he can slightly block the effect of the acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique."
 "The higher the level, resistance, and attributes, the worse the effect of my instant burst of acute gastroenteritis."
 "But no matter what, this instant burst of acute gastroenteritis surgery also gave me a lot of surprises."
 "I just don't know, what's the use of the second random dissection technique?"
 Zheng Cheng thought of upgrading again.
 "If you want to level up, you have to go out and kill monsters. You can wait for the school to arrange this."
 "In addition to upgrading, there is another direction that can improve my strength."
 "Level up your skills!"
 "Each skill has a proficiency level. Every time a skill is used, 1 proficiency point will be added."
 "After each level of proficiency is reached, it will also be upgraded, from LV1 to LV9."
 "And I also heard that each skill will have special effects when it is upgraded to LV3, LV6 and LV9."
 "Referred to as skill characteristics."
 "I just don't know what the characteristics of my instant burst of acute gastroenteritis technique will be?"
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 Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession. 
 Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls. 
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 What the hell is osteoporosis surgery? 
 Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion? 
 Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts? 
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 Fate has long been something magical, almost non-existent, but praised by many as the greatest power capable of anything.
 Zayne has always lived hard, in poverty, and seemingly innumerable problems following him. However, with the launch of the first virtual reality game - Fallen Fate Online - his life began to change beyond recognition.
 It was a shock to the whole world. For many, the seemingly normal game became almost a second life, causing massive changes for everyone.
 Zayne had never been on good terms with luck, let alone fate, and he had no experience in games, but somehow he became the one for whom fate was an ally as he rose to heights, unavailable to anyone before.
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 From the moment he was able to see the “ID” and “Blood Bar”, Gu Mo thought that his way of opening was wrong. He was determined to return to the world of normal people and not be dragged down by his own imagination and hallucinations.
 However, the painting style of the everyday world is still breaking down day by day, and the broken daily life is becoming more and more magnificent day by day, and he found that something was a little wrong.
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 What kind of coquettish position, what kind of god-level consciousness, is scum in front of the metal storm brought by my mechanical fort, let me stand until dawn!
 When you are still happy to hunt the dragon, I just laughed without saying a word!
 “Young man, have you heard of Gundam? Cough, it is a magic mecha, and the dragon is just a small bug in front of the huge magic mecha.”
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 Xuan Jinhu looked at the shield bearer in front of him panting.
 Said tragically: “Tell me, did I break the defense!”
 “I’m sorry, no.” The shield-bearer said lightly.
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 Game for all, the end of the world is coming 
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 The youth who was fighting in the virtual game, with the game profession “Crow Mage”, are reborn in another world.
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 The Night Crow Master took a step forward.
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 TRPG, which refers to the role-playing game on the table, the feature of the game is that you can play your own role in an immersive situation, and within the scope allowed by the rules, you can have various open-ended story development according to your actions to achieve different ending. 
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