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 Following the road guidance, Zheng Cheng quickly arrived at Area A.
 At a glance, there are all temporary treatment rooms of different sizes.
 The walls are made of pure white glass, and the figures inside can be vaguely seen.
 On the electronic banner at the door, there are rows of electronic fonts.
 "Senior priest, masters two healing skills, good at trauma, muscle swelling and pain, each treatment costs 2 silver coins."
 "The LV30 priest is in charge! He is good at treating trauma and detoxifying. If you are interested, please join us immediately!"
 "LV15 big-breasted lady, good at massage and detoxification, one silver coin each time~~~"
 Seeing this, the corners of Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched.
 Are these...professionals?
 It's a little different from the rumors from the outside world.
 Along the way, he also discovered a lot of things.
 Most of the priests who can rent temporary treatment rooms here are below LV30.
 As for priests above LV30, they are all attracted by large groups, powerful forces or countries.
 Open up wasteland in the wild, download dungeons, or go to the junction of alien races to resist alien races.
 Moreover, they are mainly used to treat trauma, remove toxins, and clear obstacles.
 Most of the patients coming and going are professionals.
 These professionals were injured in the wild or in dungeons, and were reluctant to take medicine.
 After returning to Chang'an City, he hurried to the Priest's Guild for treatment.
 In addition, there are a small number of ordinary people.
 Of course, the ordinary people who can come here are all powerful people.
 They come here not only for treatment, but also to win over and curry favor.
 after all.
 Even the most ordinary professional person's social status is far higher than that of the rich!
 Soon, Zheng Cheng arrived at the temporary treatment room No. A58.
 When you open the door, you will see that the whole thing is pure white.
 There are tables, chairs, computers, two stools, and simple beds indoors.
 A very ordinary treatment room.
 Looking back, I saw a plaque at the door of the treatment room of A57 next door, which read "Xiaolu Mengmeng's Medical Center".
 On its electronic screen, there is a row of red fonts.
 "LV12 senior priest, good at low-light treatment, each treatment costs 10 copper coins, or equivalent banknotes..."
 "Is LV12 also considered a senior priest?"
 Zheng Cheng felt a little strange. He put his backpack on the table, pulled out a stool and sat down.
 Turn on your computer and start setting up your own electronic banner.
 At this time, a small shadow suddenly appeared at the door, looking inside.
 Zheng Cheng ignored him and quickly set up his electronic screen.
 "A traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned pastor, specializing in constipation caused by various reasons, making you suffer from constipation..."
 After setting up the electronic banner, he stood up and opened the door.
 "Ouch..."
 The figure who was peering outside accidentally almost fell into Zheng Cheng's arms.
 "Are you OK……"
 When he looked down, he saw that she was a beautiful girl wearing a white priest's robe with golden patterns around the robe.
 She has long curly light golden hair and skin as smooth as a cow.
 The face has the soft arcs of an Oriental, but the pupils are light blue, as fatally attractive as the ocean.
 What caught Zheng Cheng's eyes the most was her huge breasts.
 Let alone his toes, Zheng Cheng could hardly even see his own toes.
 The little mixed-race beauty quickly stood up straight, took two steps back, and stared at Zheng Cheng cautiously:
 "You, are you a priest too?"
 The sound is crisp and has a different charm.
 "Well, what's wrong with the newly awakened priest profession?"
 The mixed-race beauty was surprised: "A newly awakened professional? Why are you here? Could it be that what you awakened is a real healing technique?"
 Zheng Cheng couldn't laugh or cry and said: "What is a real healing technique? Are there fake healing techniques?"
 "I'm warning you, I'm an old man here, don't steal my business, do you understand?" The little mixed-race beauty's eyes widened and she said seriously: "Well... this way, every time a customer comes, I will treat two patients , you can only treat one, understand?"
 "No, otherwise, I, I will..."
 After saying that, the little mixed-race beauty raised her fist and stared at Zheng Cheng fiercely.
 Zheng Cheng teased: "Otherwise, what will you do?"
 "I-I'll beat you up~!"
 The little mixed-race beauty showed her two little tiger teeth and said: "I, I awakened one year earlier than you, but you are your senior, be careful~"
 "snort!"
 After saying that, the little mixed-race beauty shrugged her nose and turned back to her treatment room.
 "interesting……"
 Zheng Cheng pinched his nose: "A young priest with a fierce appearance and a soft heart, or is he my senior?"
 "Although the face looks a little small, other parts should be mature~"
 Putting this matter behind him, Zheng Cheng first took a photo of his door.
 Turning around, he sat back on the stool and turned on his phone.
 Communication group for the Anorectal Department of Chang'an City First Hospital!
 This is the chat group that Zheng Cheng just joined yesterday. In addition to this, there are more than 20 other chat groups, large and small.
 They are all groups with the prompt words anorectal, constipation, and laxative.
 All of them are Zheng Cheng's potential customers.
 He quickly typed: "Family, I finally found an old Chinese medicine doctor who treats constipation, and he is also a professional!"
 After the message was sent out, the response came quickly.
 "Professional? Really?"
 “Can professionals also treat constipation?”
 "Really? Which professional can treat this thing?"
 "it is true!"
 Zheng Cheng quickly sent a photo.
 "Look, this is a photo I just took at the Chang'an City Pastors' Union. Is it fake?"
 "Holy shit! An ancestral traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned priest, good at constipation due to various reasons, making you suffer from constipation..."
 "Brothers, let me try it first. I haven't had a bowel movement in almost half a month, and taking medicine is of no use at all..."
 Satisfied, I quit the First Hospital group and opened another group.
 Cast a wide net and catch fish from the haystack.
 As long as one can be fished out, it will be spread to tens of thousands and hundreds of people, and it will soon spread throughout Chang'an City.
 By then, the good news for constipation patients will definitely be known to every constipation patient.
 And he himself can also gain massive skills and experience!
 Thinking of this, Zheng Cheng couldn't help but smile.
 He turned around, opened his backpack, and took out a white coat from inside.
 Hats and masks are available.
 Since you have to pretend, you have to pretend to be presentable.
 While Zheng Cheng was preparing, Lu Mengmeng also opened a group chat in Xiaolu Mengmeng's medical center next door.
 However, her group chat is an internal group for the entire pastoral union's temporary treatment management group.
 Little Orange: " @Mengmeng, do you understand, what does that new handsome guy do?"
 Xiaolu Mengmeng: "He is a newly transferred priest. He does look quite handsome."
 Little Angel: A new male pastor? Oh my God, this is our first male wet nurse here! I don’t know if the milk supply is enough or not…
 Little Orange: "I'm going to kill you. How much milk does a male pastor need? He just needs a good body!"
 Goddess of Light: "A newly transferred male priest dares to come here to open a medical center. His star rating is definitely very high, maybe level 7 or 8. His awakened novice skills are also very powerful in healing!"
 Goddess of Light: " @Mengmeng, go and see what is written on his door, what skills are he good at?"
 "oh."
 The Goddess of Light is a big boss in their priest union, and I heard that her level has reached LV50!
 The professional level is also a seven-star Holy Light Priest.
 Very prestigious among the entire pastoral union.
 He is also the boss that Lu Mengmeng admires the most.
 Lu Mengmeng obediently opened the door and ran to the next door.
 When he raised his head, his delicate little face was stunned for a moment, then became full of suspicion, shock, and some disbelief.
 She took a photo tremblingly and sent it to the group.
 "Let me see if this new handsome guy has a big milk supply!"
 "I...I'm going!"
 "Traditional Chinese medicine? Treat constipation?"
 "What about the healing skills we promised..."
 "What the hell?!"
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 Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession. 
 Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls. 
 But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis? 
 What the hell is osteoporosis surgery? 
 Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion? 
 Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts? 
 Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow. 
 But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak? 
 A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected! 
 A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know! 
 A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
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 “The end is coming, do you want to live?” 
 An outbreak of a virus turned Qin Yi into a player in an apocalyptic survival game. In order to survive, she began to fight in different apocalypse…
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 Ning Xiao traveled to “Battle of Civilizations” and became a whiteboard NPC without a name in the game. In this dangerous world of war fortresses, element lords, death knights, blade queens, abyss demon kings, and mechanical thrones, for To survive, Ning Xiao began to fool gamers: Your gold coins are mine! Your experience is mine! Your equipment is mine! Your life is mine too!
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 Nameless Guest: "If you can bring the martial arts, inner strength, Taoism, magical powers, etc. you learned in the game into reality, would you play such a game?" 
 Gamer: "Of course I would, there is such a good thing?" 
 Nameless Guest: "Then if you die in the game, you will die in reality, will you still play such a game?" 
 Gamer: "Let me think about it - well, I should be able to play it, as long as I am careful not to provoke high-level monsters." 
 Nameless Guest: "Then if the difficulty of this game is so high that even a small monster at the entrance of a village can easily chop you down, will you still play it?" 
 Gamer: "..." 
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 The universe changes, games and weirdness come to reality, monsters are rampant, secret realms, and dungeons. There are countless horrors, and the myriad races outside the Nine Provinces are eyeing them covetously. 
 This is an era of job transfer for all people. Only by becoming a professional, upgrading and becoming stronger can you participate in the great struggle in this world. 
 Cao Xiaochun, who traveled through time, awakened the only hidden profession on the day of job transfer: Gu Master. But this profession is recognized as the weakest profession in the world. 
 The strength is not as good as that of a warrior, the magic power is not as good as that of a mage, and the physical fitness is not as good as that of a priest. It is definitely a scumbag profession. 
 Fortunately, Cao Xiaochun awakened the God-level Gu Master system. With the assistance of the system, Cao Xiaochun has embarked on an invincible journey since then. 
 "Gu Master is obviously a powerful profession with high light and righteousness, so the name of the Demon Refining Heavenly Venerable given to me by the myriad races is all rumors!" 
 "The King of Light, right? I still lack one material in this moment, so please go to Danghun Mountain today!" 
 When Cao Xiaochun swept everything with his Gu insects, the whole time and space trembled. 
 Gu Master is the weakest profession? Gods are all my Gu-making materials, okay?
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 In the game Myth2, Klaus Park was already considered a top player at just 13 years old. With his advanced knowledge of the game and methods of adapting to the most varied situations, he became a world champion younger than anyone else. However, due to a tragic incident, he left his team and the gaming world a year later.
 Now, 7 years after leaving the professional scene, he returned to play the eminent VRMMORPG called Rise Online, a unique game of unrestricted freedom whose number of players already exceeds one hundred million. This game allows players to use real-world skills such as martial arts, archery, blacksmithing, or reaction time for their own benefit, along with the freedom to explore 7 colossal, mythological worlds.
 Planning how to conquer dungeons? Fight against powerful guilds? Slay the Werewolf King? Face hordes of thousands of zombies? Have the power to revive the dead? Or discover unknown battle techniques?
 None of this is impossible for Klaus, a legendary player, and holder of the Psych Class, allowing him to see and talk to spirits, copy abilities, cast magic items, and see the signs that no one else can see across the worlds. His real goal is to reach the throne of the paranormal world and the top of the player and guild ranks of Rise Online. No matter what is in front of him, he will be head-on with his best, be it the High Lord of Vampires or the strongest Guild Master.
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 Nicholas Phire was sentenced to life in prison without any possibility of parole. Because of the mercy of a lonely prison guard, a new world is presented to him. Nix finds himself in the Virtual World of Colonial with a hundred-year assignment as Lifestyle player in the Gladis Hub. Will Nix stay in the remote village located on the polar Ice Cap? Or does adventure await for the man whose life was supposed to be over?
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 The dark night has been endless since time immemorial. It all starts with a great plan. Not knowing everything, not remembering the past, as a variable, Lin Jue came to the collapsing world, and brought a system with him. Then...playing games leisurely with Bronya in a world where ghosts are rampant, facing the world's pursuit with Kiana together, and fighting wits and courage with the secrets with Mei... Time passed by, and the stars passed by. Lin Jue was driving the Hyperion, and while traveling in the vast universe, he looked back at Kiana, Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, Xi'er, Rita, and Youlandel on the ship. , Yae Sakura, Theresa, Himeko... "It seems that at the beginning, I just wanted to take them to find a place to rest?" 
 ps: This is not a pure fanfic (meaning more than just writing Honkai Impact World), and some settings in Honkai Impact will be changed. Please be careful if you are interested in the party and want to read pure fan fiction. In addition, the author is a sophomore in high school, and it is not surprising that he usually updates once a day, and occasionally once every two days...
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 "As a professional game designer, it's okay to make the CG animation look better and the special effects more realistic?" 
 "Don't get me wrong, it's really just a promotional video." 
 At a large game exhibition, Chen Lin spoke seriously to the camera. 
 Player A: "No, you can directly make a 2D game promotional video into an epic blockbuster, is that really good?" 
 Player B: "Others make CG to promote games, but you make games to promote CG, right?" 
 Originally, the players almost believed Chen Lin's words. 
 But when "Resident Evil", "Big Cousin", "Cyberpunk", "Sekiro", "Interstellar Outer Wilderness"... After the release of a series of game promotional videos, they couldn't stand it anymore. 
 After buying games and movies, earning two shares at a time, is this something that people can do? 
 &nbsp;… 
 There are already 2 million words of the finished masterpiece "Lord of the People: My Troops Are Mutated", please rest assured to bookmark and read.
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 "Rebirth S6 Diary" 
 "My name is Chen Yiqiu, and I am reborn." 
 "Bad news: I am an RNG player, without a system." 
 "Good news: I can walk. The two souls have merged. My talent has become stronger and is close to the ceiling." 
 "My situation cannot be noticed by others for the time being, but I have to test my limits in actual combat, so I decided to pretend to be Faker." 
 "Reason 1: SKT has just won the double championship, and the Big Devil is at his peak." 
 "Reason 2: I learned from the inside that the championship was on vacation and there was no time to qualify." 
 "So this is a perfect plan to ensure that my identity will not be leaked. The first person in LOL will break the record. Isn't it right to be stronger? (laughs)" 
 "Of course, before I impersonate, I have to do a lot of preparation work, including Lee Sang Hyuk's hero pool, operating habits, laning details..." 
 "Nothing goes wrong, starting tonight." 
 … 
 "Faker Live Diary" 
 "My name is Lee Sang Hyuk, and I discovered something interesting today." 
 "I saw an ID that was exactly the same as mine. It was really surprising. I thought that was my most loyal fan." 
 "Well, it seems I was wrong. This is not a fan of mine. His winning rate is higher than mine. Who is playing a prank?" 
 "It's so shocking. I seemed to see another myself in a trance. Why is his playing style hero pool so similar to mine..." 
 "A funny and annoying guy. I noticed his intentions. He wanted to use my ID to hide his stupidity. I think I need to expose him and severely punish this behavior." 
 "Haha, you don't want to be broadcast live on the whole network, right?"
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 Driven by officials from various countries, a virtual reality game called [Sanctuary Master] has swept the world, giving everyone the opportunity to awaken their profession and talent. 
 Moreover, the abilities awakened in the game and the weapons, equipment, and props obtained can be brought into reality for use. 
 Chen Jinyang’s awakened profession: Mage. 
 Awakening C-level talent [Hell's Curse]: As long as a creature dies around you, it will actively collect the souls of the deceased. Each layer of soul can provide 1 point of spell strength, 1 point of armor, and 1 point of magic resistance. 
 Therefore, Chen Jinyang was submissive in the early stage, quietly stacking up his magic skills, and then struck hard in the later stage, surprising everyone! 
 When the monsters in the game invaded reality, Chen Jinyang had silently accumulated hundreds of millions of souls, making him invincible.
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 Zhou Ran: I said so! 
 When Zhou Ran was playing a text-based running game called "Pokémon World", he discovered that the rewards obtained in the game could actually be brought to reality? 
 —— 
 A few years later, the president of the Gym Federation, the new leader of the Rainbow Rockets, the honorary elf doctor, the world championship champion, the man who conquered the legendary elf... 
 Zhou Ran, the legendary trainer known as the ‘Blessed One’, spoke sincerely when facing the press conference. 
 "I started out just playing a game." 
 "I thought I would lose my ambition by playing with things, but I didn't expect that I would become a master trainer just by playing around." 
 "This game is absolutely poisonous!"
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 [Survival] [Upgrade Ship] [Explore and Build] [Extraordinary Sequence] [Cthulhu] 
 Everyone travels through time. 
 Jiang Lang wakes up and is forced to get involved in this survival game of sea survival. 
 Each survivor has one chance to draw a lottery at the beginning. 
 Jiang Lang hits the target and awakens his SSS-level talent - the Eye of All-Seeing. 
 From then on, he can see more hidden information than ordinary people! 
 [40 meters away, the artifact Poseidon's Scepter is floating under the sea. With it, your strength in fighting against the weak can be slightly improved] 
 [A stupid fishman monster. If you can kiss the back of its head with a frying pan, I swear, it will definitely see its grandmother tonight] 
 [Two girls in distress, bravely come forward to rescue, you will have a 95% chance of getting two friendships and a 5% chance of getting two loves at the same time] 
 [I know you are thinking about the drawings on the table, but before that, you'd better check the pockets in his clothes. Remember, if you kill monsters but don't loot, your relatives will shed tears] 
 Jiang Lang began his journey of survival in this world... 
 PS: It is more plot-oriented, and the early stage will not develop smoothly.
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