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 Coming out of the bathroom, Yu Zhou still hasn't recovered. Even though she claims to be a calm person, this matter is really beyond the outline.
 Fortunately, she is a novel writer, and fortunately she is only twenty-five. If it was her mother who was facing Xiang Wan today, she would probably have a heart attack.
 Speaking of which, Yu Zhou was still faintly excited.
 Since she was a child, she felt that she shouldn't be so mediocre. Since she was a child, she felt that she should be a person who does great things.
 In other words, there must always be some secrets that are different from ordinary people.
 In the fourth grade of elementary school, Yu Zhou began to gradually realize the true meaning of life after he tried to lie to his classmates that he was a Sailor Moon who visited the world secretly.
 The true meaning of life is the process of gradually accepting one's own ordinaryness.
 And the appearance of the weird Xiang Wan lit a fire in her boring and boring days. The reason why she didn't call the police was because she didn't dare to call the police on the one hand, and on the other hand, the soul of the middle school girl who was brought back to life was shining brightly.
 Time travel, it's so cool.
 So she wiped her head, turned a corner and went to look at Xiang Wan in the living room.
 Still sitting upright, the shaking of the head is very small.
 Yu Zhou went over to say hello: "Your waist is fine, isn't it?"
 "Ah?" Xiang Wan raised his eyes.
 After washing away the fatigue and the turmoil, Yu Zhou leaned against the corridor hallway to watch her. It is indeed very similar to an ancient man, his eyes are hesitant to speak when looking at people, first he taps on the ground, and then he lifts it up wobbly.
 Modern people seldom have such restraint. The last time I saw a similar Gu Panshenghui on TV seemed to be the 87 version of "Dream of Red Mansions".
 "Take a bath?" Yu Zhou paused, "Uh, take a bath."
 Xiang Wan was somewhat pleasantly surprised, stood up and was about to salute: "Miss, thank you."
 "You don't have to." Yu Zhou was also brought up politely, and raised his hand to stop her, "Don't salute in the future, I won't come back."
 "yes."
 "Come here." Yu Zhou slipped on his slippers, walked through the corridor, and opened the first door on the right. There is a bathroom with separate wet and dry, marble sink and wall-mounted toilet, and a shower room inside.
 Xiang Wan walked in hesitantly, stepped on the absorbent floor mats, and then stepped on the small tiles, looked up inadvertently, and saw a clear self on the wall.
 Her pupils dilated suddenly, and she stared at the mirror dumbfounded.
 "Mirror, don't be afraid." Yu Zhou took off the shower head and tried the temperature with his hands while explaining.
 There were also mirrors in the Li Dynasty, but they were only bronze mirrors, which could only vaguely show a shadow, how could it be so finely detailed. Xiang Wan tilted her head to the left, and the tassels hit her temples. She looked up from the mirror, and even the movements of her eyelashes were distinct.
 She turned to the right again, dotted emerald green flashed, lifelike.
 Her lying silkworms were piled up, looking at the girl in the mirror, she raised the corners of her mouth shyly. Bright eyes and bright teeth, as bright as clouds.
 Xiang Wan raised his head to look at the small lamp above his head. This lamp was very beautiful and full of light, making the person in the mirror look like he was in a fairyland.
 "The future..." she murmured, feeling the future so concretely for the first time.
 It is the realm of immortals that cannot be described by master painters, and the bliss that cannot be carried by poems and songs. Especially at this moment, when the hot air came from the glass, she in the mirror was half blurred, like a dream. She moved closer, the tip of her nose almost fell in love with the cold mirror, touched it slightly, and retracted again.
 Peeking at Yu Zhou, Yu Zhou adjusted the water temperature, held the shower head in one hand, leaned against the glass door and raised an eyebrow at her.
 Yu Zhou wanted to say, you wasted a lot of my water.
 But from Xiang Wan's point of view, she was waiting for her patiently, her hair and white T-shirt were half wet, making her tall and beautiful.
 Seeing that she finally looked at him, Yu Zhou backed out, plugged the shower head back into the wall hanging, pressed the switch with his hand, and the water stopped: "The water temperature is adjusted, you lift this up, and the water will come out. Remember to stand back a little when driving, so as not to splash the cold on your body. Oh, you'd better take off your clothes first."
 "You are the eldest lady, do you want someone to serve you when you take off your clothes?" Yu Zhou laughed.
 "No need." Xiang Wan blushed.
 "That's good." Yu Zhou admired her independence.
 Pull over a dirty clothes basket, first pick out your own small clothes, pointing: "Take off your clothes and put them here, I will find you pajamas, open the door a little later, hang it on the doorknob, you Take it yourself. I have new underwear and underwear. I haven’t worn them through the water, and I’ll find them for you later. Also...the new towel is the fourth from the left, blue, don’t mix it up.”
 "Here, bath ball, you can use mine, can you use shower gel?"
 She chattered a lot, but in the blink of an eye, she saw Xiang Wan frowning and looking at the shower head.
 "I," she said reluctantly to cause trouble, but this was really embarrassing, "I've never bathed like this before."
 "ah?"
 "The water is falling from the sky, covering the head and face. I think it's a bit dangerous." Xiang Wan said.
 If she encounters such a heavy rainstorm, it will be difficult to hold an umbrella, and her parents will not allow her to go out.
 "This..." Yu Zhou laughed, looked at the shower head and moaned twice.
 Xiang Wan lowered his head.
 Yu Zhou laughed for a while, then stopped, with a smile still in his eyes: "Okay, then you can use the bathtub. However, the bathtub is in the main bathroom, um... it is the bathroom attached to my bedroom, don't you think it is inconvenient Just do it."
 "Does the girl feel inconvenient?"
 "Me? I'm okay." Yu Zhou took her to the master bedroom, "By the way, my name is Yu Zhou. As for Yu, Xiao Zhou's Zhou."
 "Miss Yu." Xiang Wan smiled.
 "It's called Yu Zhou. We don't like being called girls anymore."
 "...Yu Zhou."
 "Yeah." Yu Zhou glanced at her, her voice was so sweet.
 After preparing things for Xiang Wan and putting in water, and training him on how to use shower gel, Yu Zhou closed the door and came out. He played with his phone on the bed for a while, listening to the faint sound of water inside.
 The sound of the water suddenly became louder, and there was the sound of small footsteps, as if she was wiping her body.
 Yu Zhou suddenly remembered an important thing.
 She ran to the door of the bathroom and knocked twice: "May I ask, do you, Li Chao, have your feet bound?"
 There was a pause inside, and a voiceless voice came through the door: "No wrap."
 That's good. Yu Zhou put down the big stone in her heart, she was afraid that Xiang Wan would change her slippers, so she took a quick look and couldn't bear it.
 Sitting on the edge of the bed and waiting for Xiang to come out, she was wearing Yu Zhou's cotton trousers and a long-sleeved T-shirt, holding a towel and imitating Yu Zhou's wiping her head. The adaptability is quite strong, and Yu Zhou gave her a high score in the course "Modern Life Compulsory" in his heart.
 Yu Zhou smiled with satisfaction: "Am I caring?"
 "Um?"
 "You girls in ancient times didn't show their arms or legs. If they were seen, it would be very serious, so I specially found long sleeves."
 Xiang Wan looked complicated, glanced at Yu Zhou's bright calf, and said after consideration: "It's not a strange thing for me to open up to the people and show my breasts."
 Speechless, looking at her eyes, it seems that she dislikes this modern person who is too conservative.
 "Uh..." Yu Zhou was a little embarrassed, looking for something to say, glanced twice, and frowned, "Are you not wearing underwear?"
 "Well, this bellyband, I don't know how to wear it." Xiang Wanyang raised the small item in his hand.
 Yu Zhou coughed twice: "This..."
 "You sleep, don't wear it first."
 Xiang Wan glanced at her: "I have to wear it tomorrow, won't you teach me? Help me put it on once, and I will know it."
 "inconvenient."
 "We're both girls, so what's the inconvenience?" Xiang Wan has a maid to serve her when she urinates, eats, drinks, changes clothes, and even takes a bath. She doesn't avoid others, so she doesn't feel any inconvenience.
 Yu Zhou frowned, smiled and "tsk", not knowing what to say.
 Looking up, seeing that Xiang Wan was still staring at him inquisitively, he decided to say, "I'm Lala."
 "Pull, pull?" the parrot parroted.
 "Lala is, tsk, a very foreign style."
 "Western style?"
 "Just kidding. That's right, I like women." Yu Zhou looked back at her bluntly, "Although many people have misunderstood that lesbianism means being interested in all the women around them, in fact it doesn't. But, help me It’s still inconvenient to wear underwear.”
 "Understood."
 "Aren't you surprised?" Yu Zhou raised his eyebrows.
 Xiang Wan put away the underwear: "Break the sleeves and divide the peaches, Long Yang is good, what's so special about Shimojing, men and women?"
 "Ah." Yu Zhou was speechless.
 "These... don't you have any textbooks in your cake?" Xiang Wan was puzzled.
 Although she didn't know what kind of textbook is the textbook in cakes, and whether there is a textbook in wine, but just now Yu Zhou said it, and she wrote it down.
 "It's not like that." Yu Zhou smiled and said to her, "Are you tired? Go back to the house and rest for a while. Let your hair dry naturally. I won't use the hair dryer for you. You have too much information today."
 "Not tired." Xiang Wan shook his head.
 Yu Zhou sighed: "When I asked you if you were tired, it meant that I wanted to sleep."
 "Understood, the eviction order." Xiang Wan curled her lips lightly, then turned her head and went to the second bedroom.
 Yu Zhou looked at her back, rubbed her neck, shook his head and smiled, found a comfortable position to lie down, and then called Wanwan at the end of the bed: "Wanwan, come here."
 The kitten was still in heat, and when it heard her voice, it was very excited, it whimpered twice, and ran to lie down in her arms.
 The little furry head was buried in her arm, rubbing it up and down, the hips were raised, the tail was stretched straight, and the legs were kicked back.
 "Poor." Yu Zhou hugged it affectionately, and patted the base of its tail lightly.
 "It's not uncomfortable anymore, it's not uncomfortable anymore." She coaxed softly, and fell asleep holding the bowl.
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 After finishing playing mahjong, Yu Zhou, a recently resigned writer, returned home and found a young lady from ancient times, Xiang Wan, who was a former prime minister’s daughter, sitting on her sofa. After some simple communication, Yu Zhou, with her adolescent mind, accepted this “roommate” who had traveled through time.
 On the other hand, Yu Zhou’s novel was adapted into an audio drama, which was unexpectedly performed by the well-known voice actor Su Chang, causing Yu Zhou to be overjoyed yet also in tears, because Su Chang was her ex-girlfriend.
 Through their new connections, the girls re-examine their own lives and achieve personal growth. This absurd yet realistic experience may also “pat awake” Yu Zhou’s stagnant love life.
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 Traveling through 20 years, Gou signed in the mountains for 20 years, and finally became the owner of Seven Star Sect. On this day, the head of the sect asked him to go down the mountain to accept apprentices... [Apprentice disciple, ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Saint Formation, which can shake the Ancient Great Emperor! 】【Accept the second disciple, ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the sacred artifact—Taiyi Sword! 】【Accept three apprentices, Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Extreme Dao Emperor Weapon——Black-Yellow Seal! 】【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Heavenly Dao Exotic Treasure——Taixu Dao Monument! 】……… After Hundred Years, the Extreme Dao Holy Land, Desolate Era Ancient Family, Immortal Dajiao, Supreme Divine Dynasty were all shocked! "What? Seven Star Sect turned out to be a hidden extreme power?"
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 After crossing the continent of the Nine Provinces, Chen Chang’ an was accepted as Feng Wan Xi’s personal disciple by the extremely beautiful Feng Wan Xi. He opened the [Strong Filial Piety System].As long as he cared about her, loved her, protected her, and took care of her, he would be able to obtain a filial piety.”Master, you’re tired. I’ ll give you a back and pinch your legs.”
 
 “Master, I’ve made you the chocolate cake you love the most. Open your mouth, ah ——”
 
 “Master, this is a peerless immortal sword that my disciple has just created today. Take it and go and kill demons. It’s very powerful.”
 
 “Hehe, Master, let’s try this disciple’s latest black stocking, Yu Chan. You have long legs, so you’ll definitely look good in it.”
 
 One day, the beautiful master leaned against Chen Chang’an and asked him with a blushing face,” Young master, why do the world say we are showing off our love?”
 
 Chen Chang’an kissed Beautiful Master, expressing his innocence.”Master, this is a misunderstanding. Your disciple is merely doing filial piety.”
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 Xia Xingchi was very poor, until he died and transmigrated into a book to become a young master who was adopted back into a wealthy family, becoming rich in an instant!
 It was a pity that the book’s moral values were distorted, and he was only cannon fodder while the fake young master who stole the show was the protagonist.
 Loved by neither his father nor his mother, Xia Xingchi was forced to marry the frail and sickly villainous big boss. If he escaped the marriage, it would be the end for him. At the engagement banquet, the fake young master set up a trap to lure him into fleeing the marriage and making a scene, but didn’t expect that his eyes would light up on the spot as he rushed up excitedly to say, “Hey, husband!”
 This appearance like an immortal, this perfect figure with wide shoulders and long legs……the little fortune hunter was disinterested. In his eyes, his fiancé Li Chengyuan was a gleaming humanoid cash machine!
 Xian Xingchi resolutely sat on Li Chengyuan’s lap and held his hand affectionately: “Mr. Li, do you believe in love at first sight?”
 — Whenever he heard the call of money, he believed.
 Everyone was dumbfounded, thinking that Xia Xingchi was truly an idiot, and he was bound to be tossed to the ground by the villainous boss on the spot. Unexpectedly, Li Chengyuan lowered his eyes in silence, and smiled faintly after a moment: “I believe.”
 In full view, he picked up Xia Xingchi and abducted him home.
 Xia Xingchi was shocked: Wait! Let me go! Your script is wrong!
 Facing the derailed plot, the little fortune hunter had no choice but to make money in the entertainment industry to get rich — while giving Li Chengyuan the most loving end-of-life care –
 According to the plot of the original book, the villain was about to die.
 Li Chengyuan’s face was pale, and he asked weakly in a low voice: “Will you agree to everything I say?”
 Xia Xingchi thought of the 100 billion inheritance that would soon belong to him, wept with joy, and nodded with tears in his eyes: “Tell me, I will definitely promise you.”
 To his shock, a certain dying person immediately rose up: “Mark your words.”
 Xia Xingchi, who couldn’t get out of bed the next day: “Damn! A person dying of illness can also do this sort of thing!”
 Li Chengyuan: I don’t know why he always thinks I’m going to die, so I have to show him otherwise
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 Lin Chen traveled to the world of beast control and awakened the dual beast control talents [Glutious Soul] and [Sharing] at the beginning!
 As long as you eat the ferocious beast, you can obtain the ferocious beast's strongest skill.
 And you can [share] the acquired skills with your pet beasts to make them stronger!
 Eat the immortal phoenix and gain the magical skill [Immortality]!
 Eat the ancient divine dragon and obtain the magical skill [Ancient Holy Dragon Body]!
 Eat the Chaos Creation Tree and obtain the magical skill [God of Creation]!
 Divine beasts: "Brother, please don't eat it, we are all endangered!"
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 Before the apocalypse, everyone thought the danger came from the sky. 
 But the monsters don't think so. They come out of the deep sea and bring disaster to the planet called Terras! 
 "Even if I die, I will die in the mecha!" 
 "Then why don't you ask the mecha if he wants to die?" 
 Yu Xiao, who traveled through time and transformed into a mecha, chose to throw the pilot out of the cockpit!
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 Di Xin never dreamed that he would wake up and become the last king of the Conferred Gods era.
 And it was the moment when Daji was lying on the dragon bed waiting to be fed after writing a poem to tease Nuwa.
 Even though there is Fox Spirit lying in front of him, who loves to penetrate the bone, Di Xin, who is familiar with the plot of Conferred Gods, is still panicking. There are 28 years left in the great dynasty, and he is about to die. What should I do?
 Fortunately, the [Multiple Children, Many Blessings System] is activated, the more births, the stronger the national luck, and the stronger the Cultivation Base.
 Anyway, if that's the case, then I'm not going to be polite, and start the concubine plan.
 Even when Nuwa comes, she has to give birth to several babies.
 Nuwa: Damn, 100% pregnant? Your Majesty, I am pregnant.
 Haotian: Queen Mother, why is your stomach so big?
 Sanxiao: Son, quickly call Master Tongtian.
 Tongtian: God damn King Zhou, how dare you impregnate me, Sanxiao disciple.
 (PS: There are so many beauties in Honghuang, what do you think of them?)
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 After passing through the last years of Qin Dynasty, he became the twenty-two son of the first emperor-Ying Feng.
 How can you tolerate the death of Qin II!
 First punish Hu Hai, then kill Zhao Gao.
 Thousands of soldiers came out of Hangu, and the iron hoof swept across the world.
 The glory of the Great Qin Empire will shine in every corner of the world.
 The eternal empire, but I am the Great Qin!
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 In a society where all people practice martial arts, Lin Mo, who has no power to restrain a chicken, is desperate to be urged by awakened readers every now and then to express his despair.
 Suddenly, a video projection creation of the heavens is bound, which can create a video and publish it to the heavens and the world, so that people from the heavens and the world can see it, and even get rewards from the powerful from all walks of life.
 Lin Mo made a video and uploaded "Inventory of the Ten Great Exercises of the Heavens and Worlds", which immediately caused a sensation.
 Hongjun: "It's actually a skill that won't destroy the world after it collapses."
 Lord of the Forbidden Land: "It's unbelievable that there is an invincible way to become stronger by devouring corpses."
 Chang'e: "I didn't expect there to be a woman who is more outstanding, beautiful and powerful than me."
 Lin Mo found out that he could actually get rewards. He excitedly posted a series of videos, counting the powerful people from all walks of life, wars from all walks of life, countless strong people were spoiled, and even his old background was completely wiped out!
 The strong man in the world is confused, who is it, who actually made it in such a detailed and accurate way!
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 Xu Tian passed through and became an ordinary disciple of Jianzong in the Long River of the Eastern Desolation.
 
 Because of offending the saint, he was punished to practice sword thinking on the cliff of thinking, not to take a step out of the cliff of thinking!
 
 I thought that I would have to live a life of darkness and darkness in thinking about the cliff, until Xu Tian, ​​who is sitting and dying, is bound to draw a sword to become a stronger system!
 
 Draw the sword ten times and get a reward: a hundred years of cultivation!
 
 Draw your sword a hundred times and get a reward: Sword Qi Rolls Over the Dragon Wall!
 
 Draw your sword a thousand times and get a reward: Crescent Moon Sky Chong!
 
 ….
 
 Twenty years later, Changhe Jianzong faced the invasion of evil spirits, and the sect was in danger.
 
 On this day, Xu Tian drew his sword 100,000 times and eventually became the position of the sword god!
 
 He stepped out of the precipice of thinking!
 
 One sword glimmers nineteen continents!
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 Ye Tian has lived for hundreds of millions of years!
 He has seen prehistoric giant crocodiles and seen dinosaurs become extinct!
 Dayu controlled the floods, and Ye Tian stood beside him.
 King Wu defeated Zhou, and Ye Tian watched Wen Zhong being burned to death.
 The last time he appeared in this world,
 Still twenty years ago.
 that time,
 He casually reminded a few young people and then fell into a deep sleep.
 And when he woke up again,
 But unexpectedly discovered,
 His own residence became the filming location for Shark Live’s outdoor program.
 Little girl: "Grandpa, can we film at your home?"
 Ye Tian was in a good mood: "No problem, but you have to take care of my daily life."
 then,
 Saozhu became a chef, Zhixun became a woodcutter,
 The Shark Live Broadcast Platform has become different from before...
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 Hua Manman never thought that she would transmigrate into a popular novel about harem fighting, and even become a female cannon fodder character in this novel. 
 She tried to make her counterattack, but found that so long as she went against the flow of the novel, her heart would hurt like it was being stabbed by knives. 
 In that case, she might as well just lie on the ground like a salted fish! 
 But what she finds incomprehensible is the question, 
 Why does His Highness Prince Zhao, who is known for being vicious and treacherous, like to always stare at her? 
 …… 
 This Prince Zhao one day found that something seemed to be wrong with his ears. 
 So long as he stares at a person, he will be able to hear their innermost thoughts. 
 For instance, right now. 
 Hua Manman, whose tears are like raindrops on a pear blossom1: “To be pampered by Zhao Wangye2 is truly a blessing brought by the karmic fortune of my past life!” 
 However what she thought in her heart was actually — 
 “God damn, the hot chili oil from today was a bit too much! It’s got me crying so hard I can’t stop it.”
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 Traveling through the Great Primordial, Chu Yang becomes the most ordinary Human Race, trying to survive in this world where Witches &amp; Demons are rampant, feeling extremely stressed.
 Fortunately, there is a brain hole system. As long as you imagine how powerful the martial arts secrets are in your mind, you can recreate them in reality.
 Nine Yins and Nine Yangs: The left eye is the moon, which freezes the sky and freezes time and space. The right eye is the sun, burning mountains and boiling seas, and burning up eight wastelands. The fusion of yin and yang brings all things into unity!
 Dragon-Elephant Prajna Kung Fu: Awakening trillions of cell particles, the Grand Dao of Power, unparalleled in the heavens.
 Beiming Magic: Incarnate as Kunpeng, swallow the heaven and earth, form a black hole, and be immune to any attack.
 Tai Chi: Evolve into a white jade and golden bridge, connect the Holy Power of Heavenly Dao, and destroy all invading enemies. Taiji Chart to find out!
 Mutate martial arts based on imagination. Chu Yang said that the bigger your imagination, the more abnormal your strength will be!
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