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 Jake's eyes lit up when the emperor asked him to lead him somewhere they could post the video. He didn't have friends, so he enthusiastically led Kaze to his dorm room, filled with action figures and posters of his favorite bands.
 "I'm sorry I don't have another chair." Jake apologized awkwardly while motioning to his bed.
 Kaze closed his eyes and sat on the bed, triggering horrifying memories of his dark past. He had things to do and not enough time, so he begrudgingly accepted.
 Jake opened his laptop and connected his phone, opening internet tabs of different social media sites.
 "What should we call the video?" He asked.
 The emperor closed his eyes and let his mind go through countless combinations, weighing the pros and cons of each. It needed to go viral, so it was of utmost importance.
 "How about… [Three men narrowly escape death after offending an immortal]?" Kaze asked after a period of thought.
 Jake's eyes widened under his square framed glasses, reflecting the video on his screen.
 "Ummm… no. That won't go so well." He replied timidly.
 Kaze took a deep breath. "What about [three men learn that there are people they can't afford to offend]?"
 The geeky man swallowed nervously, afraid to contradict the arrogant young man on his bed.
 "If you don't like it, then voice your opinion. This video is of tantamount urgency, and I will consult my advisors with diligence and discretion." The emperor asserted.
 "I… don't think that will work either." Jake replied.
 "If you dislike a proposal, you offer one of your own." Kaze seethed while rubbing his temples, restraining his desire to punish the man for his incompetency.
 "Y-Yes. What about [geek thrashes three jocks in self-defense]—"
 The emperor's eyebrow twitched violently at the insinuation that he, the emperor of the Immortal Plane, was a "geek."
 "—[while defending a woman's honor]."
 Kaze's eyes widened. "I suppose that will have to do."
 Jake smiled, knowing his words got through to the man. He immediately set to work, uploading the video on eight different sites. When he was done, he turned to the man sitting on his bed.
 "It's done. Now, we wait." He said with a smile.
 Hundreds of views started ticking up on the top sites in less than a minute. Comments started pouring in.
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 Geek Thrashes Three Jocks In Self-Defense While Defending a Woman's Honor
 Views: 2,183 | +312
 Date: June 2nd, 2032
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 marxs_warning: This is internet royalty! | +124
 Alpaca_Lover69: Wait. Isn't that Scrawn Fu? | +102
 — Juan_Rodriguez: From the Lost Emperor video? I think it is! The dude's going on a rampage today hahaha | +88
 — Anonymous: That's him. But where's the dick on his face? | +33
 —— Alpaca_Lover69: I think he must have washed it. Not like it helped his appearance much lol | +15
 ——— Badbitch_no1: Lololol. Bro, what's up with putting 69, lover, and alpaca in a username? | +22
 ———— Alpaca_Lover69: There were 68 other alpaca lovers. How many basic women were there that required you to use the word "bad"? | +138
 Whitney_Riles: Wait, isn't that Evalyn!? | +31
 — Sarah_Roberts1: No way! You're right! | +22
 — Rich_Boy25: Kek. It definitely is. Look at her face; she's looking hella thirsty | +21
 — Mary_Stephenson: Does anyone have her username? We need to send this to her! | +88
 —— Sarah_Roberts1: I'm on it! We need the full story! | +73
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 "Brooooooo! This video is on fire!" Jake exclaimed.
 "Of course it is. There's nothing more engaging than raw power. It never ceases to—" Kaze stopped speaking when he got up and began reading some of the comments.
 His new nickname filled him with murderous rage. "Who is this Alpaca_Lover69? Take me to him, immediately! We must make an example of those who use such treasonous names!"
 "I-It's anonymous. We don't know…." Jake stuttered with wide eyes.
 Kaze took a deep breath and closed his eyes again.
 "Oh, yes. The internet." He chuckled in madness.
 "Far more convenient than jade slips, but exponentially more damaging.
 It doesn't matter, as there isn't time. Now take me home and pick me up at 7 am sharp.
 Salons will shut down temporarily tomorrow after the gate to the [Sky Plane] opens at 5 pm."
 "You want me to come?" Jake asked nervously.
 "Of course. I cannot have my aid looking like a third-grade jester on the Moral Plane." The emperor scoffed.
 "I… see. Okay, I'll call a shuttle."Jake said in disbelief while opening an app on his phone.
 He took Kaze home with a bewildered look on his face and patiently waited as the emperor cultivated to remember how to get into his room.
 When Kaze finally entered it, he shut off the lights and entered the lotus position.
 "I must, without fail, improve my image." He declared, "Dual cultivation is the fastest and most agreeable path toward power. And while I loathe to do it, I must multitask and make money while I'm at it."
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 At 7:00 am the next day, Jake picked up the emperor in a shuttle, and the two went shopping. It was a surreal experience for Jake, who underwent a full transformation.
 While the emperor was an arrogant, ruthless bully, he was also kind in his own way.
 "Are you blind? This man might be an ignorant commoner, but he's my associate, and you'll treat him with respect." Kaze snapped at a tailor, "Now give him clothing recommendations that suit a man of stature, not coddle him to empty his pockets."
 The tailor trembled in shock and immediately set back to work.
 "No level of power or wealth will change women's perception of you if you wear that." Kaze told Jake at another store, "Try again and mean it."
 "R-Right." The geeky man replied, putting down a bowtie with a lukewarm smile. While he was spending thousands, he was glad he was getting real advice. So every purchase and insult was worth it in his eyes.
 The two went to a hairstylist. "K-Kaze. Won't women… laugh at me with this haircut?"
 Kaze closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Until you learn basic decency, you should assume everything you do is disagreeable and do the opposite."
 Jake nodded hesitantly, looking at a picture of a haircut meant for rich businessmen. He always believed such a haircut would make him look square. Now he was to get one.
 Kaze called out to a stylist in the back of the room on her phone.
 "Hello, love. I know you're on break, but you're the most beautiful person here. Might I ask you to be the one to cut my hair?" He asked with a charming voice.
 "I only trust women of taste to style me. As you can see, the last stylist was wrought with lunacy, so I'm seeking only the best."
 The redhead with lush curly hair and green eyes looked up in astonishment. As if drawn by a magnetic force, she put her phone back in her purse and walked up.
 "I… yes. I can do that for you. What are you looking for today?" She asked.
 Kaze took the book from Jake's hand and showed her the picture.
 "Like this, love. But if you can taper the sides to mid-length, I'd appreciate it." He explained, "That way, it can grow out properly in the months ahead."
 Her eyes widened in surprise. "That would look… really good on you… anyone, really."
 Jake's eyes widened in bewilderment after getting confirmation on the haircut.
 "I'm glad you know taste when you see it." Kaze said with a charming smile, "Now there isn't much time. There's much to do before 5 pm this afternoon."
 "What are you doing later? Do you have a party?" The stylist asked while leading him to a chair.
 "I begin my road to power." Kaze declared with a slight smile, "So I must look good to attract as many ladies as possible."
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 Dual cultivation and apocalypse—words that mix like oil and water. There's nothing charming about seducing feral women on the road.
 However, when Kaze Lexicon, the emperor of the Immortal Plane, got transmigrated into the past, he refused to give up his debaucherous ways—apocalypse or otherwise.
 Armed with the knowledge of the future and an encyclopedia of overpowered cultivation techniques, he immediately set forth to obtain resources and build a lavish settlement to live a comfortable life dual cultivating in the apocalypse.
 However, while it's obscenely protected and powerful, he finds himself in another predicament. The cultivators farming humans for their war, and the desperate humans, become enemies far more dangerous than the zombies and monsters that afflict humanity.
 Join Kaze as he rebuilds his reputation from a bullied weeb, obtains wealth, builds power, starts a faction, makes lemonade, trains his people, protects his past lovers, conquers settlements, and fights humans, monsters, and cultivators, all for the sake of two obscene goals: enjoying life and building an army of engineers to bring modern technology to the higher planes.
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 Fate and destiny; no one can foreshadow the terrifying challenges on the road to the Pure Land. Instead, one may unearth the evil within the road of light towards paradise.
 A King’s Holy Sword, bringing light to the darkness,
 An unyielding soul, igniting the fiery hope of the world,
 As his soul awakens, the youth fiercely battles the gods of darkness and evil,
 As the surging dark clouds gushed out like a phantom, their conflict swept the world like raging tide!
 The clash of darkness and light, a massive war on the verge of exploding,
 The decisive battle of gods and deities rewrite the creation of the world into one destructive epic!
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 Join the glorious evolution! 
 …… 
 The world is suffering, and flesh and blood soars. 
 Congratulations, you have been selected as the first batch of warriors in the talent space. 
 Innate talent awakening… 
 Talent Awakening: Greed in the bloodline. 
 Effect: All income gets an additional 50%. 
 ps: This book is also called (talent: greed in blood) because I was afraid that no one would click, so I took this name (covering face jpg) 
 ps: This article is purely fictitious, and don’t follow the exercises in it to practice blindly. If there is an accident, it has nothing to do with the author. (I really admire you guys, let me add a note overnight.)
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 “Qing Niu, you are weak, really weak!”
 Since Li Qingniu can remember, the deaf mother has been telling him this way.
 In this regard, Li Qingniu has always been convinced. Because he didn’t run as fast as the lame grandfather, he didn’t see the blind man turning away, and there was no medicine scum in alchemy.
 He couldn’t even beat the big black bull at the entrance of the village. Until one day, Li Qingniu walked out of the village…
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 Upon waking up, Zhang Xiaojian traveled to the high school period in a parallel world. 
 The spiritual energy of the world is revived, and the whole people practice. 
 Zhang Xiaojian awakened a C-level spirit beast [Pippi Shrimp] and became an ordinary sea master. However, when he activated a system: 
 “Ding, the health-preserving boxing practice was successful!” 
 “Ding, Kaishan Paoquan practiced successfully!” 
 “Ding, the artillery boxing practice was successful!” 
 “Ding……” 
 Zhang Xiaojian blasted out with a punch, the sea water in front of him was torn apart, left and right separated, a vacuum channel appeared out of thin air! 
 The terrifying force formed a spiritual shock wave, blasting a hundred-meter-long megalodon shark in heavy armor from a kilometer away into scum! 
 The seabed collapsed and the earth trembled. 
 The world seems to be destroyed!
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 Wentworth Grindelwald, during his lifetime, had many star-studded titles: 
 The greatest prophet of our time, the successor of the Umrah party, the leader of the secret party, the heir of the Grindelwald family and – the third generation of the Dark Lord! 
 He filled London with black gauze, and the shamans reappeared in the wizarding world; 
 He established a secret party at Hogwarts and monopolized the magical talents of an era; 
 He and the second generation of the Dark Lord duel on the Rhine, nearly half of the Death Eaters fell; 
 He strolled under the tower of Nurmengard, and his followers greeted Gellert out of the tower; 
 In the direction of his wand, thousands of believers are marching forward. 
 Daily Prophet: It’s the worst of times, and he’s leading wizards to destruction! 
 The Quibbler: It’s the best of times, and he’s leading wizards to a new life! 
 Wentworth Grindelwald: I’m not! I don’t! Don’t talk nonsense!
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 When an individual with superior combat power appears in human society, there will often be two trends. 
 One trend is for this extremely powerful individual to conquer the human body and rule for a long period of time until death. 
 Another trend is for the human body to successfully suppress this extremely powerful individual, either by killing it, by either cooperating on an equal footing or by coercion, or by directly enslaving it. 
 In other words, both sides would normally have a tendency to conquer each other. 
 But this is only a normal possibility, and there are actually exceptions. 
 For example, an individual who is strong enough to a certain extent and always maintains hope for human society is like Superman. 
 For example, there are individuals who are equally strong but have personalities in another direction.
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 Wang Rui found that whenever he cultivated special crops, he could get rewards. 
 Cultivate the Great Sun Demon Flower and acquire the talent skill "Retinazer" 
 Cultivate edamame and get the title of "Expert Bean Planter" 
 Cultivate Longyang grass, gain permanent +1 constitution 
 ... 
 Do you think that's all there is to it? No, it's just an appetizer! 
 When the field was promoted to fertile land, Wang Rui discovered that a door to a new world had opened. 
 Have you ever seen a demon field that can grow demonized turrets, demonized mechs, and demonized spaceships? 
 Wang Rui originally wanted to be a demon planter who raised flowers and plants, and hid in the rear to contribute light and heat to the Human Alliance. 
 Accidentally, his plants have already invaded the base camp of the demon world...
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 Because I like to collect antiques, I was accidentally brought to a magical world by a crystal skull in my collection.
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 Since coming to this world, he has become a mysterious awakener. Only then did I know that the magic and superpowers in the previous novels were nothing at all! Fang Zi, who is as stable as an old dog, has hidden his strength for ten thousand years, is slightly meditating. When will I have the opportunity to come out with the sword that destroys the world?
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 Horizon Online. It was a death Virtual Reality MMORPG game where people had classes, hunted monsters, got riches, and fought similar players.
 I, the strongest player in Horizon Online, managed to kill the last boss and expected to return to my home.
 But after defeating the last boss, I was given a bonus stage, where I could choose one game of my choice. Without much thought, I chose an Eroge called ‘Sins Paradise’.
 I arrived in Sins Paradise world as the minor villain with the same name as my character. But that didn't matter to me.
 [Domination System! Dominate girls after completing the requirements!]
 [Ding! You spanked Eliza Rose’s butt in public! Your Sins increased by 1!]
 Making use of my overpowered strength and Domination System, plus my handsome features, I would conquer the best girls in the Sins Paradise.
 My after journey to become the King of the world has begun!
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 [Welcome to Another World Continent, come on, create your own restaurant! Here, you are the king, enjoying boundless power, being admired by all people, and revered by all things. ]
 From another world continent, Yun Mianmian, who came with a food management system, looked at this dilapidated restaurant deep in the forest and fell into contemplation, is that all? That’s it?
 Does the system want to peach? !
 Later, a handful of cumin was sprinkled, and the aroma of the barbecue attracted the knight. The knight was very expensive. When he first saw the restaurant, he hated it in his heart. , The small mouth is oily, revealing a subtle smile.
 The elf is mysterious and elegant, and lives on flowers and fruits. However, when he arrives at the restaurant, he orders dishes in a sophisticated manner. “Boss, you have a fat sausage in a dry pot, a secret stinky tofu, and a special snail powder. Come here.”
 …
 Yun Mianmian: She knew that there is no world that Chinese food cannot rule.
 After she came back, her small restaurant slowly developed into a small town. After the town, it became the master of a city. Yun Mianmian looked at the people below and smiled contentedly. It seemed that the system didn’t really want to fart at the beginning. eat.
 P.S: Food infrastructure upgrade flow~
 Gold finger + cute pet + tool man male protagonist
 Content tags: Western Roman cuisine infrastructure 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Yun Mianmian ┃ Supporting role: Pre-received “Witch’s Breakfast Restaurant [Gourmet]” ┃ Others: 
 One sentence introduction: The heroine is the sweetest 
 Concept: Only food and cute pets can’t live up to it
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 Explore the world, understand the world, and change the world. 
 “I, the soul of everything, the perfect creature, the end of the evolution of all life.” 
 “I, the beginning of everything, the end of everything, control the past and the future.” 
 Will, an ordinary wizard, uses knowledge as a fulcrum and power as a lever to pry the truth.
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