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   Chapter 8 Catch a Turtle in an Urn
   At this time, Leng Xue'er couldn't help but look back at Leng Qianxun, when did this bastard, who is usually stupider than a pig, learn to play tricks? And it also **** her off.
    "Okay, we're starting class now, you sit down." Seeing that Nie Xiaoyi had gone down, the head teacher waved Leng Qianxun to sit down.
    This was just a small episode in the class, and it was quickly forgotten by the students.
    But the whole process was seen by a person passing by outside the window.
   This trick is good, and no one can see any flaws.
   He originally wanted to go to the toilet, but he overheard the word "Leng Qianxun". He remembered the name of the person who was tortured into a pig's head in Houshan yesterday, "Death Chihiro".
   Thinking of this, he couldn't help but stop, and glanced into the classroom, just in time to see Leng Qianxun who was called by the teacher to stand up, and recognized the brown hair, who made him stand here and listen to the corner by a strange coincidence.
   Back to the class, Ling Xiaofeng immediately came over, "It's been so long? Thought you were running away?"
    "Multiple."
   Ye Wushang ignored him, returned to his seat, and picked up the "Sun Tzu's Art of War" on the table.
   Ling Xiaofeng didn't take his temper seriously. In his words, he took it for granted.
    "I said, can you come to my birthday party?"
   Think about how many beauties would come to his garden, swimming pool, living room, and room if he could come? Just thinking about it makes his heart itch.
    "No." Ye Wushang resolutely refused without raising his head.
 "Please?"
    "No!"
 "Please?"
    "No!"
    "So heartless?"
    "Yes!"
    "Woohoo! If you are careless in making friends, it's fine if you don't make friends with this kind of person." Speaking of Ling Xiaofeng's story, he was about to get up and leave, but after walking two steps, he suddenly approached him.
    "Give you another chance?"
    "No need." After Ye Wushang finished speaking, he took the book and left.
   The bell for the end of get out of class rang, and Leng Qianxun stood at the door of the toilet, hesitating which side to go to?
   Suddenly, the neckline was lifted, the body was suspended in the air, and the toes dragged the floor and was dragged into the men's toilet.
    "Stinky boy, I heard that you stepped on the feet of our goddess, you really ate the guts of a leopard."
   It wasn't until the man let go of his hand that Leng Qianxun looked up and saw a tall and mighty muscular man with eight-pack abs, leading his two little followers, wanting to avenge their goddess.
   Niu Da is a student in Class Three (2) of Senior High School, and he is also the one who pursues Leng Xueer most fiercely. How could he appear here at this time?
   The reason for this can be imagined.
    Leng Qianxun narrowed his eyes and looked at him, a flash of understanding flashed in his eyes.
    "You still dare to laugh?" Niu Da saw the smile in her eyes, and wanted to pat her on the head with a slap, but didn't want to be swayed by Leng Qianxun.
    "Hey! Still know how to resist?" Niu Da's eyes were full of evil spirits, "Brothers, isn't he crooked? Let's do justice for the sky today and help him uproot him, so as not to be neither male nor female, neither fish nor fowl."
 "Ha ha!"
    "..."
   Niu Da’s words made the two younger brothers standing behind burst into laughter.
    "Go, block the door." With a wave of his hand, a younger brother immediately went to close the door to prevent others from entering by mistake.
   Of course, they were definitely not trying to prevent Leng Qianxun from escaping. With his small, powerless body, it would be even more difficult to escape from his big clutches.
   Niu Da wanted to catch a turtle in a urn, so he stretched out his hand to grab it, but he dodged it unexpectedly.
    "Niu Da, you are in such a hurry, what should I do if you were accidentally bent by me?"
   Niu Da is his nickname, but his real name, Leng Qianxun, has never been called by anyone.
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 The body of a thousand gold, upon waking up, became the “illegitimate child” despised by everyone in the imperial capital Leng’s Group. Since then, she has been disguised as a boy since she was a child, and it has become her routine to abuse scum and face.
 The teacher said she was a scumbag, so she changed it! Classmates said she was ugly, she changed! The family said she had no product, so she bought it! The main room said she was a bitch, she beat her!
 Gong Dou, face slapping is what she is best at, how can it be fun and cruel?
 National school grass, business wizards! When she met him, she almost met her nemesis.
 “With such a small body, go for a run and develop your eight-pack abs.”
 “No!” God! She doesn’t want abs, she wants vest lines!
 “You can’t tell the difference between male and female, you look like a little boy, go to the sun to replenish calcium.”
 “Don’t!” She didn’t even have time to be Bai Fumei, but he tried every means to blackmail her.
 [The new article “The Almighty Princess is online! “The group favorite cool article is online, welcome to enter the pit. Recommended and finished good article “The Queen of Beast Taming is Super Fierce”, hilarious and refreshing article, welcome to tease! 】
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 If you are good enough, why don’t you fly to the heavens, and rise side by side with the sun?
 This is about a girl who played using a male character, carefully building up her strength, guarding her wallet to one day be able to sponsor her male idol.
 This is the story of a group of mentally insane people.
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 Tang Xiao had two wishes so far, the first wish is to sponsor Mu Cheng. The second wish was to help every enemy of Su Muzhe!
 Female: Wife, I have died! When I die, hold me tight! That way, the ones who have come for revenge will know that we are a pair!
 Male: … …
 Everyone: Why aren’t you going to the heavens?!
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 Everyday, when Tang Xiao sat at home, she would first, number 1: kiss kiss pat pat and stare contentedly at the collection of naked posters of her male idol Mu Cheng that she had pasted all over her home.
 Secondly, she would play online games.
 With her male ID, Tang Xiao would cause havoc and uproar all over the game by confessing to girls constantly everyday, murdering all the men and generally, harassing people in public.
 Every single time, she raised havoc, a female ID named Su Muzhe would punch her and try to knock her to her senses.
 Thus a marriage began between a male ID who had a girl behind it, and a female ID who had a man behind it.
 While at the same time, Tang Xiao tried her very best to roll into the sheets of her male idol, not knowing that she was already associated with him in the 2D world.
 This is the story of how Tang Xiao was shamelessly bribed by her male idol to marry his character with naked posters of himself, and how every time she announced she wanted to sleep with him, she was punched.
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 Mu Xi was reborn back to the age of eighteen, and became a waste of women disguised as men and abandoned by the family.
 waste? Say who?
 The mysterious master of metaphysics is she,
 She is the dean of the medical world,
 The great god of the game industry and the top of the hacker world is also her…
 With countless vests, she suddenly became an almighty boss who turned her hands into clouds and covered her hands into rain.
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 “Mu Xi, as long as you come back, grandpa is willing to pass on the position of the head of the family to you.”
 Mu Xi raised his eyelids lazily, looked at the old Patriarch Mu who was looking at him expectantly, and said word by word, “I don’t care!”
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 “Big brother! Big brother! I heard that you can do anything.”
 Mu Xi smiled modestly, “I can’t say that, at least I won’t have children yet.”
 The next moment, a figure passed by and carried away Mu Xi who was being interviewed, “Mrs. Ling, are you implying that I’m not working hard enough?”
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 Let’s see how the trash “juvenile” succeeded in counterattack and reached the pinnacle of life.
 This article is one-on-one, double-strength, and cool.
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 Cang Fengyu was severely injured by the heavens and slept for ten thousand years. When she woke up again, this was the era of interstellar spiritual energy recovery. That era has become ancient, and her name has long been sealed in the historical records of the past. 
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 When Si Xing saw him for the first time, he felt that this small body was so thin that he could lift it with one hand. Who would have thought that his ability was not small. 
 But until later, he began to feel more and more that Master Cang was hiding an unspeakable secret. One day, he found out that he was ill, and his illness was abnormal. As long as he saw Master Cang, his heart beat faster and his face turned red. 
 It was not until later that he learned that the teacher Cang who had worried him had always been a woman. Si Xing was heartbroken about the problem of Teacher Cang’s eating. All day long, he chased after her like a mother and watched her eat before he felt relieved. 
 “Admiral, you have changed!” 
 “Go away! Don’t disturb me feeding my daughter-in-law!” 
 [Cold and warm, exiled from the immortal and noble heroine who often has red ears] × [The male lead of a loyal dog and an old hooligan who only shows off to the heroine]
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 One sentence introduction: She reconciled with herself by virtue of her performance.
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 When she was about to die, she “traveled” through the apocalypse, and after 30 years of hard work, she was finally reborn by tearing down the system, but was planted with the seeds of murderous manic depression. Since then, there has been an additional villain professional in the entertainment industry, with superb acting skills, and has repeatedly won the crown of the best actor.
 Key words: women disguised as men, dramas in dramas, fanboys, Hanwen Copywriters
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 On the surface, she’s a gay high school boy. In reality, she’s the hacker known as Z, who hunts criminals on the Internet. A girl dressed in men’s clothes; a master at playing games, punishing evil, and having the highest skill in seducing girls. When people learned that “he” was actually female, the entire population blew up!
 Fu Jiu: “Great Deity Qin, do you have a girlfriend?”
 Qin Mo puts down the laptop: “I don’t have one.”
 Fu Jiu starts to seduce in a low voice: “In that case, you have one starting now. Me.”
 Hearing this, Qin Mo leans over tyrannically.
 Fu Jiu is dumbstruck: “Hold on! What are you doing?”
 Qin Mo: “Using my privilege as a boyfriend.”
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 Not everyone wants to live a life filled with fame, riches, glory, and honor. Some, just want the easy life. To live a life that simply plays itself over and over, with a hint of spice here and there.
 To our young hero Yun Xi, he felt his calling for bread. He did not want to be the Godly Swordsman of old, nor the Majestic Immortal Emperor. He just wanted to be a plain-old breadmaker.
 Yet, his dreams are crushed when he is given a revelation of the stars. From now on, how will his life change?
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 After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King.
 The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm.
 Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong.
 Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he…
 He seems to be a mental case…
 It’s alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way.
 But what’s with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day!
 Small Orchid: He’s not ill, he’s just despicable (贱jian)…can’t stand to see (见jian) people live a good life.
 Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life.
 Small Orchid: …
 *T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word “despicable” is the same as the word “see” – thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him.
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 She was originally a demon who traversed the three worlds, but she didn’t want to wake up and became the most ordinary human being.
 I originally thought that I would have a dull life, and I didn’t want the apocalypse to come and the zombies to attack.
 My sister calculated that she wanted her to die, just because she suspected that she was having an affair with her brother-in-law?
 The friend betrayed and tried to push him into the zombie pile, just to fall in love with the little white rabbit she rescued?
 I don’t want to pay attention to these ants. They really treat her as a soft persimmon. If she jumps again, she will be thrown into the zombie group in minutes! 
 The end of the world is coming, resources are scarce, morals are lost, and everyone is in danger.
 No food, no water?
 It doesn’t matter, the Purple Mansion is a world of its own, with birds and beasts, Lingguo Lingquan, and maintaining life is no problem! 
 Zombies are everywhere, animals and plants are mutated? 
 It doesn’t matter, the Lingbao is in hand, no matter the defense or attack, it’s nothing to worry about! 
 What? No powers? 
 It’s ok! With magic spells in hand, even if she has no powers, she can still stand on the top of the apocalypse and play in the Three Realms! 
 only…… 
 Who can tell her what happened to the army of superhuman abilities behind her! ? 
 The black-bellied man pushed his glasses with a smile on his face: Qingqing, look, I have space and supplies, isn’t it convenient to follow you? 
 The arrogant man looked disdainful: Xiao Qingqing, it’s your honor for Xiaoye to follow you, what’s the matter with your look of disgust? 
 White Rabbit Man’s eyes are slightly red: Qingqing, you saved my life, of course I will follow you, if you want to leave me, I will, I will… 
 The domineering man snorted slightly: Chu Qing, it was you who provoked me at the beginning, and now I want to get out like this? dream! 
 The paranoid man looked crazy: Chu Qing, now you have two options, either accept me or kill me! 
 The gentle man held her in his arms and said softly: Qingqing, don’t worry, I will be behind you anytime, not far or near, within your reach. 
 Future brother-in-law: … 
 All the men: Your identity has been decided, go ahead! 
 Future brother-in-law: I regret it, okay? 
 In the dark, a man with a smile on his face, silver hair on the floor, scarlet vertical pupils with crazy blood and enchanting enchantment, with a suffocating aura like a nine secluded hell, cold and domineering: “I want to Enter Xiao Qing’er’s house, don’t ask me, is this big brother really okay?”
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 Mu Mu transmigrated in the novel that had the plot like a fraud marriage with a man dressed in women’s clothing, rich man regretting and taking revenge after rebirth.
 The body he had transmigrated into was none other than that of a scumbag who was a fraud man dressed in women’s clothing. He was also the one that the protagonist took revenge against.
 And now, he was standing at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau with that damn protagonist, holding the newly-released marriage certificate in his hand.
 Mu Mu agitatedly raised his head. He saw the fierce and sinister expression on that damn protagonist. He was twitching the corners of his mouth, showing a grim smirk of wishing to eat his blood and flesh.
 Mu Mu’s legs were weak and his eyes turned dark. He was trembling: “My good brother, why don’t we get a divorce?”
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 “If Gao ○○ and Zhen Jingwen both confessed to you at the same time, who would you choose? Heheheh, it’s so hard to choose! Can I just have both?!”
 “What do I do if my GF likes BL? Shit! What’re girls reading all that stuff for? They should get married and have kids while they’re still young.”
 “How would you guys rate my sister? Let me see…She looks pretty good. Old rules, 10 if she’s up to f*ck, 0 if she’s not, hahaha.”
 “Disgusting homosexuals spreading Aids, perverted fujoshis are cancer of society!”
 Not only did college student Xia Chuan have stage II advanced straight male cancer, he even had severe homophobia, much less being able to stand the existence of fujoshis. But then, he suddenly met with the greatest crisis of his life—
 After waking up, he actually grew an organ only a girl would have between his perineum!
 Was this not a dream?
 Impossible…
 Xia Chuan couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu:
 What if you turned into a girl one day?
 —First, show your brothers a good time!
 De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his virginity to the death.
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 Ning Shu had dropped dead. But in a burst of good fortune she became a task-taker in charge of counterattacking for pitiful cannon fodder. Thus, Ning Shu, in one world after another, took all kinds of life roles, encountered all kinds of ‘you’re heartless, you’re ruthless, you’re making trouble for no reason’ people. She encountered all sorts of white lotus flowers, green tea b***hes, scheming b***hes, by the batch.
 Does any true beauty still exist in the world!? bellowed Ning Shu angrily. You annoying trash! I’m just here to counterattack, please don’t get in the way of me completing my task. Transmigration main character, reincarnation main character. There’s only a lazy task-taker, no undestroyable main character halo. Ning Shu had no choice but to painfully gather moral integrity in each of the worlds.
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 She has been drawn into the life of the phoenix, such fate – “The Emperor Swallow”, but few days later she married the Prime Minister; she possesses beauty that overthrows cities and ruins states but also has a talented and virtuous mind, yet her husband is deeply in love with the Emperor’s doted consort. On their wedding night, his face filled with guilt, says to her: Apart from love, I can give you anything……
 Though deep in nobility, her life is not monotonous, to pick up the new number one scholar from within the imperial palace, to rescue the Nu clan’s prince in the back alleys, and with the young general falling off the cliff, with the Emperor engaging in a battle of wits over the inner palace…….
 Many men were unable to conquer her beauty and wisdom, yet when trying to win the beauty, they cannot let go of their plundering desires in lust for power. Within the imperial court, there is an underlying turbulence of disputing fronts. On the battlefield, there is the slaughtering of armoured cavalry……the tender grace of a beauty, hearts fuelled with lust for power, which is it that is the burial of such heroes?
 Troubled times since the war, they survive in this strife, fighting to dominate this world, seizing the beauty that overthrows cities and ruin states……
 The world, because of this beauty, is in chaos; but who is it that this beauty charmingly smiles at?
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