Reborn flat peach, was overheard by monkeys
Chapter 5 Can it be the same?
Chapter 5 Can it be the same?
While Monkey was thinking about how to attack Li Anran, Li Anran was also thinking about how to deal with him.
【If you can't understand it with reason, then you can only use emotion.】
[Although Monkey's emotional intelligence is a little low, he is a good person at heart. He values love and justice and helps the strong and the weak. Fortunately, face is easy to lose. As long as I can grasp these points, it shouldn't be difficult to trick him into sending me to the mortal world.
.]
Emotional intelligence? Deception?
Why is this little Pantao filled with words that no one can understand?
The monkey heard it a little confused, but he still understood the general meaning.
Especially those who value love and justice and support the strong and the weak!!
Although this little Pantao is a little timid and a little weak in cultivation, she still has some eyesight!
The monkey didn't suffer at all. He imitated Li Anran and walked in quickly and said, "Little Pantao, are you in a hurry?"
Li Anran asked: "Great Sage, why have you been gone for so long?"
The monkey said: "When I was going out, I happened to bump into Emperor Donghua, so I went to have a cup of tea with him."
[Emperor Donghua? Isn’t that Lu Dongbin’s previous life? 】
Li Anran came back to his senses, swung the branch hard, bit the monkey's sleeve, and pulled him back: "Brother, no! This is absolutely not allowed!"
The monkey shook his head and said: "Your soul and body are completely consistent, and there is no abnormality at all. If you hadn't told me personally that you were a human before, I wouldn't have discovered this at all."
On the surface, he hesitated to speak, but in his heart, he screamed crazily.
He found that the more he knew, the more he felt like he didn't know anything. He felt like there was an ant crawling around in his heart, making him feel itchy.
But on the surface, the monkey showed no clue, not even hesitating.
Hooked!
The monkey was overjoyed, and he responded enthusiastically: "What's the matter? Just ask! As long as I can help, I won't hesitate!"
The monkey pondered secretly.
Li Anran tried to retreat in order to advance, but to his surprise, the monkey responded unceremoniously.
Li Anran sighed and said: "Senior brother, I don't know something. In fact, I am not a Taoist, but a human being."
"Little Pantao, please wait here for a moment. I, Old Sun, will go to the Jade Emperor and ask him to let you go to earth." He turned and walked towards the outside of Pantao Garden.
At the same time, he was also eavesdropping on Li Anran's thoughts.
Monkey was beaming with pride, his cooperation was incomparable, and his acting skills were not inferior: "At that time, there were more than a hundred brothers in the sect, but I, Lao Sun, was the only one who had master pass down the great Immortal Art Seventy-two Transformations Somersault Cloud. This is the master's favorite
, who else could it be if it wasn’t me, Lao Sun!”
It is undoubtedly easier for people to believe that a monk who practiced the great Heavenly Immortal Art in the Xianyue Sanxing Cave of Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai inexplicably stole a body and turned it into a flat peach, compared to him fabricating an adventure story full of flaws.
Just this sentence shocked the monkey like a thunder, and he was stunned for a long time without being able to react.
Although he could hear Li Anran's thoughts, if Li Anran didn't think about it or thought about other things, he would never get the answer he wanted to know.
[What kind of tea did these two people drink that even improved their cultivation? 】
[I didn’t lie to him on this point. I changed from a human to a peach. 】
[Switch to another pig, and it will also be the first.]
【Calm down! Be calm!】
【Looking for the Jade Emperor?!】
"Thank you, senior brother." Li Anran was overjoyed and said, "I want senior brother to send me back to the mortal world."
At the same time, the monkey also firmly remembered that Emperor Donghua was Lu Dongbin in his previous life.
How could this matter have unfolded like this?
"My real name is Li Changshou."
I also thought of Li Anran putting Tang Monk and Bodhi Patriarch together.
The monkey has long wanted to check what is going on with this little flat peach.
really!
"He is a mortal in Hezhou, Xiniu. He met his master by chance. Thanks to his persistence, he took him under his disciple and taught him the true method."
Even though he knew that this little Pantao had been deceived by him, he still had the urge to give him a shoehorn.
For example, when Li Anran introduced his origin before, what he heard was:
Monkey's words made Li Anran's eyes light up, but then he was dumbfounded.
"I practiced day and night without letting up at all, but somehow, when I woke up, I appeared in the peach garden and turned into a green peach with a green belt. I also learned about my senior brother from the mouths of those strong men.
Known."
Li Anran couldn't wait any longer, so he had to say: "Brother, I actually have something to ask you for help."
He came to the Pantaoyuan directly after leaving Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai. It only took a while for the little Pantao to be in the Pantaoyuan, but he could actually calculate that his cultivation level had improved. This ability to deduce the past and the future is really terrifying.
[This monkey attaches great importance to love and righteousness. He was able to bear it and forgive Tang Monk on the way to the West. I used Patriarch Bodhi to flatter him, and the effect is definitely better than slapping him directly.]
Little Pantao, just wait for me, sooner or later I will make you look good!
The monkey gritted his teeth in his heart, and the smile on his face became closer and closer: "Junior brother, I wonder when did you attain enlightenment? And when did you become a master?"
Of all the things about him, time travel and systems must not be exposed.
The monkey shook his head: "Except for your transformation from human to demon, there is no impact at all."
The latter can be explained by the fact that he is a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi. Not only will it not arouse suspicion, but it will also increase the credibility of what he said.
"What you said is not bad!"
It turned out that Li Anran's physical body and soul were in perfect harmony, and it didn't look like he had been reborn.
"Brother, what did you find out?" Li Anran was a little worried.
"That's good! That's good!"
[Is this monkey blind? I’ve made it so obvious, so he can’t see that I hesitate to speak?]
Li Anran breathed a long sigh of relief, raised his eyes to look at the monkey, then moved away, quickly looked at it again, and then moved away again, shaking his head slightly and frowning.
"Senior brother is right." Li Anran nodded in agreement and couldn't help but complain in his heart.
"Senior brother, I am Pantao, Pantao! I am the only Pantao who has become a spirit in this world!" Li Anran jumped up and down anxiously.
[There are more than a hundred contestants in the field, and you are the only one who is qualified to participate. If not you, who will win the championship? 】
"good."
It seems that this pilgrimage to the West is a major event in the future and is closely related to me!
No wonder it knows so many secrets of the world!
This is the rhetoric that Li Anran had prepared long ago. The core idea is - avoid the important and take the easy.
It's more like he was originally a Taoist.
"It's simple."
At this time, there was an opportunity to be honest, so he stepped forward decisively and entered the mana to check it out.
One moment he recalled how he burned incense and cut firewood back then, the other moment he wondered why the rotten Taoshan peaches were so delicious, and then talked about how good Huaguoshan was, but just ignored Li Anran.
If you ask me to ask, I will ask?
Humph, I won’t ask!
【Hurry up, monkey! Come and ask me what’s wrong!】
Li Anran asked again: "Then...will this have any impact on me?"
"Why not?" The monkey pretended to be stupid.
Other than that, there is nothing like the methods of body rebirth, somersault clouds, and external incarnation.
He has been traveling around these days and has met many immortals, but there are only a few that he can really talk to. Emperor Donghua is one of them because of his cheerful temperament.
【The monkey won’t doubt me, right?】
I'm so anxious for you!
The monkey rolled his eyes inwardly and pretended not to see it.
The monkey felt that he had discovered the truth.
Is this Tang Monk my future master?
But I, Lao Sun, have all kinds of martial arts and supernatural powers. What can this Tang Monk teach me?
What does that mean to me?
Countless questions surround the monkey's mind.
[This can be considered seven, cough, three points true and seven points false, right?]
The monkey's eyes narrowed.
It’s Xitian Road again!
If there is a chance, you can remind the emperor or simply ferry him across!
"Xiao Pantao, since you and I are from the same sect, there is no need to be so polite. From now on, we will not use the Great Sage as the Great Sage, but just refer to each other as senior brothers." Monkey Tuo approached.
"That's great!"
Although the former is not common in the world of mythology, it is not rare either. In the past, there was the lotus incarnation of the third prince Nezha, and in the latter, the Eight Immortals Tieguai Li possessed the dead. It is not a big deal if he possessed a flat peach.
Li Anran climbed up the flagpole, with a face full of joy, and said: "Brother, you don't know, although you have left the school for many years, the brothers in the school have been telling stories about you, saying that you are the only one in the school for so many years.
He is the most beloved by Master and has passed on Master’s true teachings. Not to mention how envious and jealous he is!”
"..."
The monkey almost choked to death.
"I know this sounds a bit weird, but the fact is that I really don't dare to deceive my senior brother. If my senior brother doesn't believe it, he can come up and check it out, and then he will know whether what I said is true or false."
Did this little Pantao even calculate the improvement of my cultivation level?
The monkey was surprised again.
[If he insists on asking me how I became a flat peach, then I will say that I don’t know, which is also true.]
The monkey's expression became even more confused: "So what? I am the only stone monkey in the world who has become a spirit!"
Li Anran: "..."
【Can this be the same?!】
[Peach can be eaten, and you monkey can... uh... it seems you can eat it too...]
(End of chapter)
