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 January 1, X
 sunny
 Whenever I see that guy, the same sentence will pop up in my heart: God has sent another mental retardation to test me.
 Today is New Year's Day. It is reasonable to say that everyone will take this opportunity to relax, but this guy did the opposite. On New Year's Day, he came to my house and asked me to teach him Japanese.
 The reason is simple. He hooked up with a cherry blossom girl some time ago. In order to better communicate with each other, he decided to learn Japanese.
 At first glance, this matter seems to be no problem, but it can't stand careful consideration.
 First, he hooked up with a cherry blossom girl, what does it have to do with me? (十▔絲▔), why should I sacrifice my precious vacation to teach him Japanese;
 Second, learning any language is not a matter of overnight. Why does he have to learn on New Year's Day (￣_￣|||)? Wouldn’t it be good to wait for a while to register for a cram school by himself?
 Third, since he can hook up with the cherry blossom girl, it proves that people can speak Chinese... Since he already has a language that can be used to communicate, why is it so difficult for him to OTZ
 However, given that this guy has always been different from ordinary people's brain circuits... I decided to quietly swallow the words in my heart, and recommend him to watch the Japanese drama of Love Xiang or Gouliangxiang.
 Anyway, this guy has always been doing things for three minutes. It is estimated that chasing two dramas will lose interest in learning Japanese, right?
 Sure enough, after this guy listened to my advice, the first reaction was to question that I was troublesome and didn't want to teach him.
 This guy's instinct is really keen, and he can see through my thoughts all at once.
 Of course I will never admit this.
 I found myself a good-sounding reason, and told him that watching Japanese dramas on romantic love and Gouliangxiang, not only can he learn the Japanese used by girls, but also the routines of girls.
 If the girls happen to be chasing this drama, they might be able to use this as an opportunity to open the conversation and become friends who talk about everything.
 This guy was fooled by me, excitedly began to search for Japanese dramas online.
 But... there seems to be something wrong...
 Does this guy have no internet at home? ! Why do you want to watch a drama in my house? !
 It's really... super unpleasant! ! !
 January 2, X
 Cloudy weather
 This guy actually watched a Japanese drama all night at my house last night.
 He was still watching QUQ when I left for work in the morning
 Um...the toilet paper all over the floor, I don't know if he is watching a love tragedy or a love action movie. (I hope it’s not the latter, if it’s the latter, I want to pry the floor for a new one)
 Speaking of which, when I went out, I was very entangled in whether to lock the door or not.
 According to past habits, I must lock the door, but after a long ideological struggle, I decided not to lock the door.
 This guy stays at my house and doesn’t leave. He has to leave a way to survive so that he can open the door to pick up the takeaway...or else he will starve to death in my house when the time comes, and I will collect his body...
 Now think about it, I was so kind in the morning OTZ
 To treat this kind of guy, I should just throw him out! Instead of staying at home!
 To be honest, when I came back, I saw the terrible situation at home, and almost suspected that it was not a person I left at home in the morning, but a Husky who only demolished the house!
 I won’t talk about the **** all over the floor, the point is that he actually painted on my wall! !
 When I was about to question him, the guy called by himself and asked if I was surprised when I saw his gift~ Was it unexpected~
 That's right! ! The gift he said was the graffiti on the wall! !
 The accident is really unexpected...As for the surprise...hehe, I want to catch him and beat him up and let him repaint the wall for me! !
 This guy felt aggrieved after feeling my anger and told me that he learned this in Rimanli.
 emmmmmm I just want to know what daily comics this mentally retarded is watching! I think I have watched a lot of fan dramas, and I have never seen such a showy operation!
 Does it make sense for him to graffiti on the walls of other people's homes? !
 Is this guy a sand sculpture? !
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 In the eyes of everyone, Feng Yao, with his extraordinary appearance and successful career, was the perfect male god.
 #How to become friends with Boss Feng# There were countless people leaving such comments everyday.
 His name, Feng Yao, was simply another synonym for “excellence”.
 One day, however–
 A verified Weibo account suddenly exposed Boss Feng’s personal diary.
 The contents all revolved around one person: Wu YunFei.
 The infamous rich hedonist*.
 There were tearful complaints between the words and lines of his diary entries.
 It was a far cry away from the image Boss Feng usually portrayed!
 For a while, the entire network was boiling.
 #Exposing Mr. Perfect’s true colors online# 
 #Speaking Out My Heart’s Thoughts: The Series# 
 #Asking everyone to stand by and observe a living sand sculpture**# 
 #A live documentary of Boss Feng’s process of becoming bent#
 Note : 
 *纨绔子弟: hedonistic son of rich parents 
 **Sand sculpture (沙雕-ShāDiāo) is a homophone for (vulgar, derogatory) idiot (傻屌-ShǎDiǎo).
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 [This is a Conan fan] The full title of the book: "I was named by a famous detective as the number one criminal suspect just after I traveled to the world of Ke Xue. As a coroner, I am not panic at all now."
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 The handsome Emperor of the acting industry, Mo Zhen, has caused thousands of girls to fall in love with him in his 26 years, but has never fallen in love before.
 That is until a certain shameless ghost shows up at his house and decides to move in with him to become a freeloader.
 Not only does she blatantly try to follow him to the bath, plots revenge against any females with ulterior motives within five meter distances, but she even wrecks havoc online by providing secret info about him to his fans!
 Honestly, how shameless can a ghost get?
 Out of all the ghosts in the world, Emperor Mo still loves his little ghost wife the best.
 And out of everyone in the entire world, the little ghost still likes to watch her family’s Zhen Zhen bathe the most.
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 When disaster struck, Ling Mo knew that the kinds of zombies depicted in doomsday movies would in fact, be totally different from reality…
 Normally, the most important thing to do during the end of the world is to survive, but when Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, the trajectory of his life had gone completely out of control.
 The cause of this was very simple. His girlfriend, mutated…
 Wait, Shana, that sickle in your hand looks like its being pointed at my pants!
 Senior sister! Stop trying to pounce on me the moment I’m distracted!
 And little girl, is it really alright for you to just hide by my side and laugh?
 Lastly…all of you, stop trying to bite me…ahhh!!!
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 When he woke up, Bruce found that he became an American agent.earning tens of thousands of dollars a month, enjoying all kinds of benefits, having the right and money, and having fun, but when he had not had time to be happy, Bruce found that he is actually in Marvel world.
 Yes, that’s right, he is in the Marvel Parallel Universe. That Thanos snapping the fingers will kill half the people in the world.
 Just when Bruce was desperate, suddenly get a super download system, can download other people’s abilities.
 Download the top agent’s fighting skills.
 Download Hulk’s invincible body.
 Download Iron Man’s latest Mark Battle Armor and inventing ability.
 Download Captain America’s Super Soldier Serum.
 Download unlimited gems?
 Download the udder of the black widow? …….
 This is too shameless!
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 The world’s top level hacker, Shi Lei; due to him hacking the world’s top military powers during a joint exercise and attempting to steal information from them, ultimately leads him to get sold out by his own organization. This act eventually caused his own death by a missile bombardment.
 God was playing a joke on him and allowed him to return back to six years ago, the autumn season of when he was still at his university. Being given another chance, plus the fact that he retained his ability as one of the best in hacking technology, Shi Lei decided to change his life! During his previous life, he was only an assassin in the dark. Although such an existence made people afraid of him, he would have to always hide within the shadows. In his new life, not only does he want to be an assassin in the dark, he also wants to stand openly in the middle of the world stage. Creating a world-class super enterprise, he will single handy change the whole world!
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 Transmigrating into a novel one morning, Wen Jing arrived at the side of the one he worshiped and admired the most, becoming a loyal hound that was willing to go through fire and water for his senior brother.
 Even the most arrogant cultivator said: “There is no one in this world who can enter my eyes, but only Jun YanZhi is truly noble.”
 Wen Jing grew up alongside his senior brother, idolizing his senior brother beyond all means.
 Unfortunately, he was ignorant, and as for this novel, he had only read half of it.
 Midway through the storyline, he finally realized that things didn’t seem to be the way he thought they were.
 Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother infiltrated Master’s abode. Master, please take heed.”
 His master: “Nonsense! Your master was inside the abode all night last night, and did not see anyone else.”
 Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother left on his own without permission to meet someone. Martial Uncle, please thoroughly investigate.”
 His martial uncle: “Nonsense! Last night your senior brother and I were drinking and chatting merrily, all the way until morning.”
 Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother was improper towards me……”
 His senior sister: “Nonsense! How can your senior brother possibly do that kind of thing? Don’t tell me you’ve long held those kind of intentions towards him, and unable to obtain what you wanted, you’re now framing him?”
 Many years later.
 Wen Jing: “There’s this evil brute, specializing in using his top-notch, exquisite looks and elegant disposition to fool people, and everyone is in the midst of danger while not even aware of it themselves.”
 Jun YanZhi: “If it wasn’t for you, that evil brute would most likely still be struggling in pain and suffering.”
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 Unwilling to accept a business marriage arranged by the family, Wen Ruan, the precious daughter of a wealthy family knew that she had to be independent, so she left home carrying a stack of credit cards.
 Unfortunately, she got entangled with a few human traffickers as soon as she stepped off the train but luckily she was rescued by a handsome man. Obsessed with pretty boys and captivated by his looks, she pretended to be poor, clung to him, and wormed her way into his house.
 “I am from out of town. I’m poor, lonely, and helpless and the traffickers are keeping their eyes on me. If you drive me away, I’ll be sold.”
 Fu Zhihuan glanced at the limited edition red Hermes suitcase that Wen Ruan was carrying and fell silent.
 Wen Ruan: Isn’t a five thousand dollar dress considered cheap?!
 Wen Ruan: I only bought two bags this week……only two bags! !
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 Colonel K is a legend of the Omar Empire. He single-handedly destroyed the Star Pirates Warship, with mercilessness and cruelty, and everybody trembled at the mention of him. Lan Yu, dignified and elegant, the model of thousands of Omegas, mistakenly became the black-hearted Colonel K.
 In order to keep the persona from falling apart, from then on he punches the intergalactic beasts and kicks the bandits’ out of their nests, tore a mecha to pieces with his bare hands, and the corners of his lips picked up in a cold smile. As an Omega who is thinking about getting a husband and having a child, Lan Yu feels like he’s suffocating.
 But the good thing is that he was once a movie star, with his amazing acting skills, no one noticed any difference between him and Colonel K, whose name was used to stop children from crying.
 Except for his nasty rival, Lu RanKong.
 Lu RanKong could always find the “Interstellar Butcher” Colonel K’s unnoticeable changes.
 With the corpses of Star Pirates under his feet, the ion gun leaning on his shoulder, his hand on his hand-knitted woolen holster. With the wind still in his face, a corner of his uniform’s shirt lifted, showing an embroidered yellow flower. With skin scuffed fingers, a grim, bloodthirsty smile, his eyes filled with tears.
 At night, he would only fall asleep if he was holding a teddy bear? He drank the nutritional supplements with no expression, but the bottle was labeled with ‘orange’ and ‘mango’ flavors.
 Lu RanKong slightly narrowed his eyes. Why did this black-hearted K become more and more like a ♥ K?
 Yet he found the other man f*cking attractive!
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 The once greatest Saint underneath the heavens has been reborn after one hundred years. He cultivates with mighty skills, and he fights to once again reach the top of the world!
 Don’t compete with me when it comes to concocting pills, 100% effectiveness means nothing to me.
 Don’t compete with me when it comes to cultivation speed, I won’t be responsible when you die from embarrassment.
 Don’t compete with me when it comes to experience, as I’m an ancient ancestor.
 The existence of Jiang Chen is destined to ridicule thousands of geniuses……
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 Yu Hua was fired from his job and the burden of supporting the family fell on his partner, You Zhengping.
 But his spouse was just a temporary worker in a sub-district office with a monthly salary of only 2500 yuan. This made Yu Hua extremely worried.
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 Secretly though, You Zhengping worked as a guardian, protecting the world from saboteurs. Moreover, his work benefits were quite generous.
 You Zhengping was worried all day long. How was he going to tell Yu Hua that his savings amounted to several million yuan without exposing his secret?
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 Until one day, You Zhengping received a notice that an enormous amount of energy capable of destroying the world has appeared in his home.
 You Zhengping was worried that Yu Hua, his very ordinary human spouse, had met an accident and hurriedly led his team home. As soon as he entered the door, he saw peace at home.
 Yu Hua was wearing an apron, a pan was suspended above his palm. In the pan was a fish fried to golden perfection on both sides, exuding a delicious aroma.
 Seeing You Zhengping, Yu Hua put the pan on the induction cooker that was still turned off and wiped his hands on his apron. “I just want to save on our electricity bills.”
 You Zhengping:…
 The most awesome saboteur in the world is his husband.
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 An inspirational story about mutual growth and love follows a singer and a 4th-year computer major.
 Liang Chen and Lu Jing are two people who shine in their respective fields. Through the purest, most beautiful sound, Liang Chen aims to bring good music to her audience.
 Lu Jing who loves computing and analytics is highly recognized for his work in the study of complex human behaviors. Lu Jing who is a popular gamer is also Liang Chen’s loyal fan and her junior at school. Two people who were originally strangers chasing after their own dreams cross paths.
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 The reign of the zombie queen ended, and her soul transmigrated into an ancient historical novel. She thought she could finally be a human and enjoy food. But, the stupid system sent by the heaven said–
 ”Your food experience is over. You’re in a zombie state. I ask the host to work hard to gain hatred points of the male and female lead of the novel. Every 1 point of hate value can be exchanged for 1 minute of delicious food. Come on host!”
 Luo Fu: “… gain hatred points. Sounds good!”
 This is a story of a vicious female who constantly gains hatred but remains alive and eats happily.
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