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 January 14, X
 The weather is overcast
 Before today, I always thought that the sand sculptures licking iron railings in winter only existed in internet jokes.
 But this guy Wu Yunfei made me realize that jokes come from life (～￣▽￣)～
 This guy didn't really go outside to lick the iron railing with his tongue, but when he was eating boxed ice cream at home, he accidentally stuck his tongue with the spoon!
 God knows what this sand sculpture thinks? !
 When buying ice cream, he obviously comes with a small wooden spoon. Why is he so special that he must use a stainless steel spoon to eat it?
 I'm about to laugh so that my stomach cramps!
 However, under his groaning gaze, I forcibly suppressed the smile, suggesting that he take a sip of warm water in his mouth, slowly soften the part where the tongue is connected to the spoon, and then take out the spoon.
 The waiting time is a bit long, but my method finally worked. The only sequelae is that he speaks with a big tongue.
 I asked him what was going on. He grieved and said that eating Sichuan-style hot pot a couple of days ago was a bit irritating, so he wanted to eat ice cream to reduce the irritation.
 (⊙o⊙) Can eating ice cream lower the fire? This is the first time I heard this...
 I asked him why he used a stainless steel spoon to eat. He said that the wooden spoon that came with the ice cream was too small to taste at all, so he went to the kitchen to find a large spoon.
 emmmmmm is uneasy after eating ice cream...Why doesn't he just find a shovel? That thing is bigger, it’s more enjoyable to eat ice cream =ω=
 However, I still didn't figure out how he stuck his tongue on the spoon.
 In order to make me understand, he reinterpreted the whole process of his tongue being stuck.
 It turned out that after eating two bites of ice cream, he was suddenly curious about the taste of the stainless steel in his hand, so he stretched out his tongue and licked...
 O(∩_∩)O is good, I successfully got the reason why his tongue is stuck.
 However, his tongue was stuck with the spoon again...
 We just worked in vain...
 January 15, X
 sunny
 The sequelae of that guy's Sichuan-flavored hot pot gradually appeared, and his face began to explode with disfigurement.
 Hmm... The large-scale disfigurement type of acne is this guy's own statement. In my opinion, he is just a few less obvious pimples on his face.
 However, he seems to be very concerned about the acne on his face, and even went to buy a few boxes of acne masks.
 ∑(口||Isn't it only girls who apply masks?!
 Isn't he ashamed of a big man applying a mask? !
 This guy might have expected that I would complain about him applying the mask, so he prepared my share when he bought the mask.
 How could a true man put on a mask? Of course I refused!
 However, the guy seemed determined to make me his "kind", and no matter how I resist him, he must give me a mask.
 (T_T) In order to let him stay aside and play on the phone without affecting my normal work... I reluctantly compromised.
 It turns out that I was still too naive.
 The mask he applied to me was not an ordinary white mask, but a patterned one.
 Putting on that mask, I had the same makeup look of Kyoto Geisha in minutes.
 The guy succeeded in the trick, looked at my face and laughed, and kept taking pictures with his phone.
 (Ｔ▽Ｔ) I confessed my fate... as long as he is happy...
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 In the eyes of everyone, Feng Yao, with his extraordinary appearance and successful career, was the perfect male god.
 #How to become friends with Boss Feng# There were countless people leaving such comments everyday.
 His name, Feng Yao, was simply another synonym for “excellence”.
 One day, however–
 A verified Weibo account suddenly exposed Boss Feng’s personal diary.
 The contents all revolved around one person: Wu YunFei.
 The infamous rich hedonist*.
 There were tearful complaints between the words and lines of his diary entries.
 It was a far cry away from the image Boss Feng usually portrayed!
 For a while, the entire network was boiling.
 #Exposing Mr. Perfect’s true colors online# 
 #Speaking Out My Heart’s Thoughts: The Series# 
 #Asking everyone to stand by and observe a living sand sculpture**# 
 #A live documentary of Boss Feng’s process of becoming bent#
 Note : 
 *纨绔子弟: hedonistic son of rich parents 
 **Sand sculpture (沙雕-ShāDiāo) is a homophone for (vulgar, derogatory) idiot (傻屌-ShǎDiǎo).
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 Lin Wuyu has been named the academic god of his high school: calm, confident, and forever effortlessly able to get first place. Ding Ji flaunts his photographic memory and claims to be the most powerful person in the world. These two people who initially don’t have anything in common meet due to the spinning gears of fate. Lin Wuyu discovers that the seemingly sloppy, careless Ding Ji is in fact outstandingly smart. After a series of hilarious misunderstandings, the reason why Ding Ji is unwilling to be called a child prodigy gradually reveals itself. Two equally clever and exceptional teens, with similar yet not completely identical family troubles, slowly grow closer as they deepen their understanding of each other, little by little.
 The author’s writing is humorous, with a natural, flowing style. The personalities of these two sharply contrasting teens appear vividly on paper. Lin Wuyu’s occasional childishness under his cool-headed academic god appearance and Ding Ji’s kindheartedness and liveliness that can’t be concealed by his street king energy are revealed by the author’s various and amusing plots, leading the reader into wanting to further understand the new lives they are about to face.
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 If video game currency is to exchange with real life currency, then it must have a powerful economic entity to guarantee the exchange rate. Furthermore this entity is none other than a country’s government. But why would a government guarantee the ability to exchange video game currency with real life currency?
 War can also be fought with currency. Winning victory without firing a shot is a way to topple a country. A game where real money can be exchanged, a super money-making machine. Its name is [Zero] and it is a financial explosion from head to tail.
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 On the first day of his Awakening, Naruto took the first kiss of Hinata. 
 In this regard, Naruto thinks: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I thought it was a dream…” 
 Naruto: “What? Tomorrow is a graduation exam?” 
 “Well… Mizuki wants me to steal the forbidden scroll.” 
 ” Wait, I am going to buy a video camera… No camera? Then I am going to buy a copy scroll, no money? 
 Hehe… I can see if I can borrow money from Hinata…”
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 After just recently attaining the trophy for emperor of the silver screen, Chu Yan dies in a traffic accident and is rebirthed into a period millennium years later.
 Floating cars occupy the skies, and everyone owns virtual glasses. Culture explosion! Entertainment explosion!
 Yet, in such a glorious and brilliant entertainment world, Chu Yan was astonished to discover that——all these people didn’t know how to act!!!
 Simulation of moods through artificial intelligence? Special effects production replacing acting skills?
 Becoming an actor simply by just understanding AI script? The era is progressing, but acting skills have retrogressed.
 Reporter: Chu Yan, what is your opinion regarding the scandal this time about you already being married?
 Chu Yan: …Please inform me, exactly who is my spouse?!
 Rebirth of the emperor of the silver screen into a third-tier star: shooting movies, becoming popular, winning awards, and ascending to the peak, and setting off a surging tide to the apex of the entertainment circle!
 As for who his partner was——
 He Baishen: Hello, my surname is Yi, you may call me Yi Ming (Anonymous).
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 The Revered Master, Yu Yan, known as the number one in the cultivation world, waited for sixteen thousand years, and finally took in a disciple. He taught her carefully, and took care of her diligently. He watched her as she slowly grew stronger as she comprehended the laws, and just as she was about to soar into prominence… she died!
 Hence, he once again took in another disciple, carefully taught her, diligently took care of her, and then… she died again!
 Thus, he took in another disciple, and not long after… she still died!
 Yu Yan: …
 Disciple: …
 (Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I reincarnate? Haaaa…)
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 The rich second generation of Chuming fell into the middle of his family. When he was destitute, he occasionally acquired the ancient martial arts system. 
 System task: Carry forward the ancient martial arts refining technique in the shortest time. 
 Therefore, Chu Ming chose to publish the new book “Ancient Wushu Exercises” on the novel website, and published the content of the exercises in chapters. 
 Someone tried it out according to the chapters, and it turned out. 
 The whole Huaxia was boiling, and the book Guwu Refining Body was quickly on the hot search list. 
 However, unexpectedly, the book was discovered by Hongmeng Organization and was encrypted by the highest SSS level that day. 
 The author of this book, Chu Ming, became the most mysterious ancient martial master.
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 A top hacker was chosen by the Lord God to be reborn into countless worlds, always as an expendable villain.
 With no free will, every world became a dead end. Every one of his lives ended tragically.
 Finally, after wresting control of the Villain System, this ace hacker decided to enact revenge. Even if his very bones were rotten, he’d choose to occupy the very heights of morality, if only on the surface.
 Thus, he would change his fate as an abused slag.
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 A story of a young Musashi who is fused with memories from other worlds and slowly grows up.
 Musashi: Aber-snake, swing slowly, you are a lucky snake, not an electric fan, eh, why doesn’t it move anymore, continuity, uninterrupted, you know.
 Just like this, meow~o( =∩ω∩= )m.
 Aber Snake (￣□￣｜｜): Bars (isn’t it good for you to catch meows directly)
 Musashi: Isn’t this in the start-up period without excess funds to raise a cat. Do you want to deduct your ration?
 Aber Snake: Buzz (I’ll do it)
 Musashi: Shaking his head, it’s apt~
 Guest: Musashi is teasing Abai Snake again, but it looks really interesting. Let’s have a bowl of chicken soup and char siu noodles.
 Musashi: Okay, please sit down, mom~ a bowl of char siu noodles in chicken broth~!
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 The future unfolded on a magnificent scale into the Interstellar Age. Humanity finally solved the space warp technology, but when humanity transported themselves into the other end, they discovered that place neither had a past nor future, nor was there any land under the starry skies……
 The mysterious sanctuary was actually a world filled with countless tyrannical unusual organisms. Humanity faced their great leap in evolution, starting the most glorious and resplendant new era under the starry skies.
 “Slaughtered the God Blood organism ‘Black Beetle’. Received the God Blood Black Beetle’s Beast Soul. Used the God Blood Black Beetle’s flesh. Randomly obtaining 0 to 10 points of God Gene(s).”
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 With so many people in the entertainment industry, the most unpleasant thing for Ye Chen is the hypocrisy of Ren Jing. Ren Jing looks pleasing and upright but Ye Chen couldn’t listen to half a sentence he says.
 Then one night, Ye Chen got drunk. When he woke up, there was a naked Ren Jing next to him.
 Ye Chen: Son of a *****!
 Ye Chen escaped resulting in an accident and dying. Then, the time was like in rewind and he saw himself sitting in his car a minute before he died. He heard a voice inside his head.
 “Daily task: kiss Ren Jing and reward after completion; the survival point: 1.”
 “Friendship Tip: If the survival point became zero, you will die.”
 Ye Chen: ! ! !
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 Yu Zhengdu joined a small start-up company that claim to offer “life management services”……as a programmer.
 On his first day in office, he received a phone call from a stranger: “Hello, I received a text message from your company that informed me of my reincarnation tomorrow……”
 Yu Zhengdu: “……??”
 Shang Que, the beautiful little boss, said, “New employee, welcome to the Hell organisation in the human world. A thousand years ago, I was known to the human world as the Ghost King of Luofeng Mountain.”
 Yu Zhengdu: “……??” From then on, he was incredibly distressed about the development of Hell.
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 Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). 
 And then—— 
 "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" 
 "Run! He is a comic book villain!" 
 "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" 
 "No, who asked him to draw comics?" 
 "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" 
 "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" 
 "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" 
 "You come in too!" 
 "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" 
 … 
 "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!
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Chapter 8: January 14th-January 15th

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