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 "Hahaha…"
 "Hahahahaha..."
 As a genuine hospice, isn't it a little out of harmony with such joyous and demented laughter? But such discordant laughter came from a hospice restaurant.
 "You're still young."
 "Yeah, listening to this laughter makes people feel refreshed."
 The grandparents walking in the garden sighed unconsciously when they heard the laughter coming from the window, and then took a smile on the sunny morning, breathing the fresh and natural air.
 Live and tease the cat at your feet.
 
 "Hahaha...Look at this message, I think it's quite reasonable." Bai Xue said with the phone, "You never know what a dying person will do. things to come.”
 
 "Oh, don't make fun of me, I didn't mean to." Little Red Riding Hood was laughing all morning by them, "If I hadn't been teleported over in the middle of the night, I could Did this happen?"
 "You are inexperienced, you will know next time." Bai Xue tried to calm herself down, "Most people who commit suicide like to choose to commit suicide in the dead of night. So next time you When you have a task at hand, don’t leave your phone and wallet.”
 "That's right." Xiao Ming asked, "Then you have seen your mission target yesterday, how is your contact?"
 "Don't mention it, he threw it out after less than five words of chat." Said this little Red Riding Hood was depressed.
 "Hahaha..." Another burst of laughter greeted Little Red Riding Hood.
 "Stop laughing, help me find a way." Little Red Riding Hood said, "Our analysis yesterday was wrong, that Hui Lang is not disabled at all."
 "No?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming looked at each other, "Did you forget to update the information given by the dean?"
 "It's very possible, that old man is lazy to death." Xiao Ming said, "I know how to play mahjong with the old man and the old lady in the courtyard all day long."
 "Since there is no disability, it is a little troublesome to find a reason for his suicide." Bai Xue said.
 "Do you have any guesses, or what is the reason for the suicide of the mission target you met?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.
 "Actually, there are two major reasons for suicide." Bai Xue said, "The first type is the idea of ​​suicide because of external pressure and the pain of life. This type is the best. Deal with it, find the source, help solve it, and there is an 80% chance of success."
 "The second category is a little troublesome." Xiao Ming added, "The second category is depression, you know depression, it is said that 80% of people in today's society suffer from it Depression is just a matter of severity."
 "Depression?" Little Red Riding Hood felt that she understood.
 "Most of these people have higher education, better jobs, and better economic conditions. They understand all the truth and the value of life. What kind of consequences will be brought about by the people, but they just feel that there is no love for life." Bai Xue said in detail.
 They got a plane ticket. And they planned to go to the underworld for a trip, so they committed suicide.”
 "When you say that, I suddenly want to respect their decision." Little Red Riding Hood said in a surprising voice.
 "Why do you sound familiar." Xiao Ming wondered.
 "Wuge also said it." Bai Xue answered.
 Everyone said that there is no right or wrong behind the scenes, no, Bai Xue just said a word of Wu Ge, Wu Ge walked in from outside the restaurant: "What are you talking about behind my back?"
 "Wuge?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming shouted in surprise, "You're back from a business trip."
 "Hmm."
 Wuge is a rather thin looking young man, wearing a pair of rimless glasses, the whole person looks a little gloomy and serious, looking at Little Red Riding Hood a little indifferently: "The newcomer ."
 "Hello, my name is Little Red Riding Hood." Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself.
 "Wuge, the Blue Devil is absolutely confirmed, half a year of health remaining." Wu Ge briefly introduced himself.
 
 "I...I have an El Niño certificate, one month...HP." Little Red Riding Hood added graciously. Sure enough, people are habitual. This is the introduction, and suddenly I feel that this is some kind of terminal illness. Not so scary anymore.
 "Well, what were you just discussing?" Wuge asked.
 "We're saying that Little Red Riding Hood just said the same thing as you." Xiao Ming quickly explained, "She also thinks that those who want to commit suicide should respect their decision and let them go. suicide."
 No no no, I just thought that what you said seemed to make sense, so I unknowingly went along. I have no intention of supporting suicide.
 "Oh? I didn't expect to meet a confidant here." Wu Ge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with a little more appreciation.
 "..." Little Red Riding Hood was tangled, she should not explain it, let's not explain it, I feel like a strange person with three wrong views, explain it, I feel that it is not easy to establish a friendship with the patient about to collapse.
 Are the people here poisonous?
 I think we should respect them," said Wuge, "like euthanasia."
 "Wuge is a lawyer." Xiao Ming whispered in Little Red Riding Hood's ear.
 Oh, no wonder they talk a lot.
 
 "That's what you people who think about problems and only think about the present feel that way." Wuge said venomously, "People like you will never be able to suffer from depression, and you will never be able to. to that level of thought.”
 "You..." Bai Xue was impatient.
 "Sister Bai Xue, forget it, he is a lawyer, how can you tell him." Xiao Ming quickly pulled Bai Xue.
 "Then... in this case, why does the underworld want to save these people?" It can't be all wrong.
 "You are so smart."
 Little Red Riding Hood, who was caught off guard, was inexplicably stunned.
 "You're the second person who was thinking about this when you got the first assignment."
 Who is the first one, don't ask, I know it's you.
 "There are many suicides in the world. Why is life precious? Why does the company choose these people to save them? What are the conditions selected." Wu Ge said.
 When he said this, the other three looked at Wu Ge curiously, obviously not knowing.
 "Two reasons, merit and value," said Wuge.
 "The merit?"
 "Value?"
 The three looked blank.
 "I have done research, and over the years, the mission objectives in the underworld rescue plan have two common characteristics. The first is that this person has done a lot of good deeds, such as Wang Yanping, she has dozens of Years by year, she has been supporting children in the mountains, and over the decades, without her knowledge, she has trained ten doctors and two government officials. Doctors have saved countless lives, and officials have built bridges and paved roads. This is merit."
 "The second, value. For example, Qin Tian, ​​when he committed suicide, he accomplished nothing, just a poor young man who just graduated and could not find a job. But now, he has become the leading physicist in China, Made an immeasurable contribution to today's scientific community." Wuge gave an example of his argument.
 "Sure enough, people still have to do more good deeds." Xiao Ming sighed.
 "It turns out that the great scientist also committed suicide." This is Bai Xue.
 "So...our mission goals are either great people or great people who will make great contributions to society in the future?" Little Red Riding Hood concluded.
 "Smart." Wuge really seldom praise others like this.
 "The senior...can you help me analyze the task goal in my hand?" Little Red Riding Hood intends to seek help while the other party appreciates him.
 "Is the life you earn for me?" Wuge asked indifferently.
 "This..." Little Red Riding Hood was speechless.
 She seemed to go back to the time when she first went to work, and she went to ask her seniors if she didn't understand anything. As a result, the senior not only did not help, but said indifferently: "I will do the work for you, will you give me your monthly salary?"
 Can't we help each other? There is no coworker love.
 "Excuse me." Wu Ge ignored Little Red Riding Hood whose face turned red and white, and left indifferently. As if the person who complimented the other party three times for being smart just now was not himself.
 Little Red Riding Hood turned her head in disbelief, and saw two people lying on the table who were already laughing to the point of fainting.
 The author has something to say: your comments are all hahahahaha…
 The new angel thought I was writing a collection of jokes
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 Little Red Riding Hood is ill and has only one more month to live, so she decides to live in a hospice. The attitude of the staff here is very unsatisfactory.
 “What kind of service attitude do you have here?” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
 “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about our attitude?” The Dean.
 “What happened to serving the dying people? I spent the money, and I demand the best service from you.” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
 “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about the serving?” The Dean.
 “Can you stop repeating about me dying here and there? Believe it or not, I will complain about you.” Little Red Riding Hood was furious.
 “You are a dying person with such a narrow mind.” The Dean.
 Little Red Riding Hood cried in anger~~~~
 “Congratulations, you have been accepted into our company.” The Dean
 Underworld Group’s The Honoring Life branch welcomes you.
 What Fortune 500, our headquarters is the underworld…
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 The heroine is sick, she is dying, and is admitted to a hospice.
 The dean of the hospice handed the heroine a contract and said, “Come on, sign this and this man is yours.”
 The heroine signed it. Anyway, I’m dying, so I don’t care about doing anything.
 The male protagonist is also sick, and due to the sickness always wants to commit suicide.
 Male protagonist: Why every time I commit suicide, there is always a woman to seduce me.
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 As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.
 As a scum gong, Xie He expresses that it is very easy to hide one’s true colors, but…“I Heard My Boyfriend’s Brother Secretly Loves Me,” “Teacher Love Me One More Time,” “Raising Youth Manual,” “Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys,” “The Tyrant Lord’s Substitute Lover,” “Captive of the Empire,” “Disciple’s Cultivation Furnace”…
 Xie He: Wait a minute. These words sound really strange… and why is my role the ‘cheap shou’?
 System: Fighting poison with poison. Using scum to overcome scum. I’ll be relying on you to abuse the scum gong! Remember to not OOC~
 Xie He: He he.
 Later…
 Xie He: Hm? You say all the scum gong love me? Sorry, I only love myself.
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 “What would you choose from the following three things?
 1: Diploma of Mizuki University.
 2: A well-tested school flower
 3: 50 million venture capital. ”
 …
 Life is a series of multiple choice questions, however, when Ye Feng found out that each of his options would come true, the story began.
 …
 Years later, as the youngest billionaire, Ye Feng said modestly in an interview: “I’m just better at doing multiple-choice questions than others.”
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 Long Junhao was a prince, but by some ill-fortune, he transmigrated to the present.
 And worst still, he realized that he had transmigrated into the body of a mentally ill person.
 And…He discovered that he was in a place called an asylum. From observations over these few days, Long Junhao realized that—
 Of those people receiving the same treatment as him…Not a single one was normal…
 This was totally unbearable!
 He wanted to flip a table, “Impudence! Are you s*aves trying to revolt?! Kneel in front of your prince at once!’
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. May Your Highness have good health. So…Your Highness, could you take this medicine first?”
 “…” Long Junhao wanted to flip more tables. “I really am the prince!”
 “Yes yes yes, you are the prince. I will strike anyone who says otherwise.”
 “…Enough is enough…”
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 Don’t try to reason with me.
 Don’t you dare touch my man.
 I’ll show you how scary this world is!
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 Got roomed with another straight man in a love hotel and had to share a bed. Meeting by the road side on a certain day, the boy in his arms was smiling wildly.
 Hey, let me explain myself, don’t go ahead of yourself. I was just being a samaritan. I had to help, even if I lied about being a straight man like you.
 Are you running away after getting me excited? Let’s see what kind of ending you want today.
 Since you all asked for a wife chasing crack, then let’s perseverate to the end. I’m not crazy, you are the one who is crazy. This is probably a crack but still gentle gong and a shou fighting against the crack story. Lighthearted! Comedy! No brain cells will be lost!
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 Ji Ling transmigrated into the world of a book and has become an 18-year-old aristocrat of the same name in the Interstellar Empire. In order to get another chance at life, he must play his role perfectly, love the Imperial Emperor without second thoughts, and act as an obstacle to the shou. He has to use his own sinister schemes to bring out the shou’s noble perfection.
 He worked hard to play his character… 
 Towards the main lead, Imperial Emperor, love without second thoughts and sacrifice his life for him. 
 Towards villain number 1, Duke, repay evil with good and get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou. 
 Towards villain number 2, Marshal, sacrifice himself to help both of them and get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou. 
 Towards villain number 3, Speaker of the House, give heart and soul to help each other to get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou.
 In order to deal with the main character, he used all available resources and gathered all available forces. Every time when the main shou was forced into a wall, he’d “fall short one step” and let himself be mercilessly slapped in the face. In the end, he was turned into a “victim of his own schemes”, becoming the scapegoat of the shou and dying to save the male lead.
 Just when he thought he could finally leave and enjoy a good life…
 The system said: The world collapsed after you died. Now sending you back to the initial point when you first transmigrated. Please do the mission again. Friendly reminder ~ both male and female villains have been reborn, please work hard and continue your efforts. The plot must be brought back on track. I have high hopes for you!
 Ji Ling had to do the mission one more time, just that … 
 Villain Duke: How could anyone not love such a cute little thing, hiding his soft heart under a pretentious facade? 
 Villain Marshal: He is not as arrogant and domineering as he looks. In fact, his heart is brighter and kinder than anyone else. 
 Villain Speaker of the House: You are my faith, my everything. I am forever willing to stand by your feet and clear your obstacles. 
 Ji Ling: You all shouldn’t love me. I love His Highness. I will always only love him alone! 
 Male Emperor: What a coincidence, I love you too. 
 Ji Ling: … I have a sentence ****, and I must say it now.
 # ML and villains are fighting for me every day, and I just want to retire and go home. #
 1V1，HE。
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 Upon waking up, Ruan Xia had transmigrated into a webnovel that she had stayed up all night to finish reading. She had become the villain’s mother.
 In the novel, after the death of her first husband, the original owner of the body had hooked up with a Mr. Perfect at the fastest possible speed. Worried and discontent that her son from her first marriage would become a burden on her, she heartlessly abandoned her son.
 Having once held the best quality script and informed of future events, Ruan Xia looked at her still alive first husband as well as her future villain son. She sighed. She wanted to apply for a different script!
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 When I entered for the Film Academy, the examiner arranged a crying scene for me. I pinched my thighs blue but still no tears came out, but now, oh.
 Chen You held a cigarette with his mouth, give me ten seconds, I can cry like a dog, a dead dog.
 444: Film Emperor, it’s time to go to the next set.
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 Ning Shu had dropped dead. But in a burst of good fortune she became a task-taker in charge of counterattacking for pitiful cannon fodder. Thus, Ning Shu, in one world after another, took all kinds of life roles, encountered all kinds of ‘you’re heartless, you’re ruthless, you’re making trouble for no reason’ people. She encountered all sorts of white lotus flowers, green tea b***hes, scheming b***hes, by the batch.
 Does any true beauty still exist in the world!? bellowed Ning Shu angrily. You annoying trash! I’m just here to counterattack, please don’t get in the way of me completing my task. Transmigration main character, reincarnation main character. There’s only a lazy task-taker, no undestroyable main character halo. Ning Shu had no choice but to painfully gather moral integrity in each of the worlds.
 Group Number: 579396123. Will once again reiterate, only talents with over 2000 followers can enter. If you do not have followers, do not join for the time being in order to avoid being hurt when you get rejected. When joining the group, attach a screenshot of your followers. Little darlings are welcomed to join.
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 A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.
 A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.
 ……
 “This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”
 ……
 But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?
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 After a car accident, Si Yu got into a novel about Lily’s marriage and love, and became the villainous supporting actress in the book. 
 The female supporting role is the wife of the president. The president’s name is Lu Xi. She is super rich and beautiful. 
 Siyu collapsed. 
 Lu Xi is the heroine, what does it have to do with her! 
 Si Yu racked her brains to get a divorce, but later found out that as long as she wanted a divorce, she would have all kinds of bad luck: bite her tongue while eating; fall down the stairs; open the door and get caught by the door… 
 In order to survive, Si Yu had to change his strategy. 
 Lu Xi dressed up and came to her, and said coldly, “Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau.” 
 Si Yu stepped up and hugged him, and said coquettishly, “Wife, let’s stay together, okay?” 
 ****** 
 At the celebration banquet, the actor Si Yu pressed the beautiful president of Light and Shadow Entertainment against the wall to make fun of him. This scene was photographed and posted on the Internet, and it also became a hot search. 
 Netizens ridiculed: Mr. Lu has a wife, she still dares to seduce? shameless! 
 Just when Si Yu was about to be hacked, the female president of Light and Shadow Entertainment posted a Weibo. 
 Light and Shadow Entertainment Lu XiV: Let me introduce, this is my wife @siyu.
 Forced to become a “newcomer” in the entertainment industry X Gao Leng abstinence / female president 
 Dog blood, 1V1, focus on falling in love. 
 Friendly reminder: non-shuangwen, the emotional line is slow.
 Content tags: entertainment circle marriage and love sweet text through books 
 Search keywords: protagonist: Si Yu, Lu Xi ┃ supporting role: ┃ others: reverse sign, gl 
 One sentence summary: Divorce is too hard
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 Only after Chu Yin died did she realize her character was the first love of the male lead in a novel.
 The stubborn male lead fell in love with her at first sight when he was young, then took control of the company as he grew older.
 Chu Yin was tortured by his crazy possessiveness and she desolately died early.
 Opening her eyes again, she returned to the day before she transferred to school and met Lu Zhen.
 “Ding~ The learning system is bound! Host can change original scripts in the book by learning!”
 【You can change a word from the original script after finishing homework!】
 【If you placed first in the your grade, you change the original sentence!】
 【If you topped the college entrance examination, you can make your own ending!
 Get rich! Be famous! Do whatever you want!】
 That night, Chu Yin finished her homework for the night and got permission to change a word in the
 Original book: “On the day of their first encounter, Lu Zhen walked into the school as light rain poured down the sky.”
 The next day, Lu Zhen walked into the school, and a knife suddenly fell from the sky.
 Young Lu Zhen: ?
 Someone wants my life.
 ***
 The whole school knew that the daughter of the Chu family from the countryside swept the first grade, and also took the throne of the school flower.
 But one day, the whole school went crazy, saying that she somehow provoke the big devil Lu Zhen.
 …
 After doing bad things against the male lead, Chu Yin got blocked in the corner, feeling a little guilty.
 The young man in front of her was like a trapped beast, with his dark eyes that was restrained for two lifetimes, showed madness: “Want my life?”
 “——Take it.”
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