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 On the first day of the Lunar New Year, it was just dawn.
 He Yuzhu was pulled out of the warm quilt by the three Banggen brothers and sisters. A burst of cold air hit his face, which made Silly Zhu tremble. The fire in the stove was extinguished last night. Now the room is colder than outside. Only the quilt can provide warmth.
 A hint of warmth.
 "What are you doing? You're not letting anyone sleep anymore."
 "Uncle Silly, didn't you say yesterday that you would ignore you on New Year's Eve and kill you on New Year's Day? We have all memorized the words and are waiting for you," Banggeng shouted.
 Silly Zhu suddenly woke up and jumped up on the spot: "Yes! Now that the New Year's Eve has passed, the third uncle, Xu Damao, it's time for us to settle the accounts!"
 He Yuzhu got up from the bed with strong perseverance, put on his clothes despite the biting cold air, Bang Jian, Xiao Dang, and Sophora japonica followed furtively behind him.
 The first goal is to deal with the enemy who made him lose face last night. The third uncle had to step aside. He Yuzhu took out an iron piece from his pocket and opened the latch in front of the main door.
 But I found that the door was unlocked, which was better and just what I wanted.
 Following his order, three little loaches came in, tapped the bowl with their chopsticks, and knelt on the ground to sing.
 "Uncle Damao, Uncle Damao, the Chinese New Year is here! Give me some New Year blessings and let's live together!"
 "One yuan is less, two yuan is less, three or four yuan is just right. If you don't give it, I don't want it, and you won't be able to hold the baby!"
 He Yuzhu, who was leaning against the window, smiled like a mouse falling into a rice vat. He was secretly proud of himself. I am such a genius!
 "Silly Zhu, why are you laughing?" A voice suddenly sounded from beside him.
 "Go away, man, I'm here to mess with you!"
 "Who are you pranking so early in the morning?"
 "Who else could it be? Xu Damao...uh??"
 He Yuzhu laughed for a long time, and suddenly felt that the voice sounded familiar. Looking back, he saw Xu Damao standing in front of him in his spare time, with heat rising from his forehead, as if he had just come back from morning exercise.
 "Why are you here?" Silly Zhu's eyes widened.
 Xu Damao said calmly: "I want to ask you, why are you standing in front of my house so early in the morning? Yes, you seem to be covering the whole hospital's hygiene for a month. Why, are you helping me clean the door of my house?"
 "
 He Yuzhu's face turned dark when he mentioned this.
 He felt depressed. He hadn't looked at the almanac in the past two days. Why was he having bad luck one after another? In the past, he was riding on Xu Damao's head and crushing him, but in the past two days, he was being played around by Xu Damao.
 At this time, the three little ones in the room also realized that there was no one in the room, so they rushed out, looked at Xu Damao, then looked at Silly Zhu, and for a moment they didn't know what to do.
 He Yuzhu quickly winked at Banggen, who immediately understood and pulled his two sisters to kowtow. Just as he was about to sing the lyrics while tapping the bowls and chopsticks, Xu Damao interrupted lightly: "No need to sing. I, as an uncle, will be celebrating the New Year."
 You can’t show anything at all.”
 So wise?
 Bang Gang's eyebrows were filled with joy, and Silly Zhu's face also showed a proud look. He said to himself, "Xu Damao lets you act like a ghost, but you still have to drink my foot-washing water. See if you don't lose three or four yuan."
 "But our courtyard is all about new people, new things, and new looks. I also have to ask for the children's suggestions, okay? Bangge, do you brothers and sisters want New Year's money or White Rabbit toffee?" Xu Damao asked democratically.
 He took out a handful of White Rabbit toffee from his pocket.
 Almost at the same time, Bangjian, Xiaodang, and Huaihua swallowed hard and looked eagerly at the toffee in Xu Damao's hand, unable to take their eyes away.
 "Xiao Dang wants toffee!"
 "Sugar! Sophora japonica has never eaten toffee in her life!"
 Xiaodang Huaihua shouted on the spot, Banggeng struggled internally, and finally reason prevailed: "I want money..."
 "The minority obeys the majority! Then milk candy!" Xu Damao ignored Bangge's weak right to speak.
 He Yuzhu exhorted from the side: "Silly boy! Of course money is important. If you have money, you can buy candies and firecrackers..."
 Xu Damao glanced at him: "You either shut up, or you kneel down and kowtow to me, and it counts as your vote."
 He Yuzhu closed his mouth knowingly, feeling aggrieved in his heart. He felt that Xu Damao had become smarter, as if he had seen through his own thoughts.
 In the end, Xiaodang and Huaihua defeated Banggeng with an advantage of two to one.
 The three children looked expectantly on their faces, but they saw Xu Damao put away the handful of White Rabbit toffees without haste, took out only one, and threw it to the stick under the bewildered gaze of eight pairs of eyes.
 in the bowl.
 The solitary toffee made a crisp sound in the empty bowl, like a beggar under an overpass begging for a penny.
 "Just one?!" He Yuzhu's eyes widened.
 "Otherwise? I didn't say how much," Xu Damao said confidently, laughed, and proudly rode his bicycle out of the courtyard, leaving He Yuzhu and the three little ones looking at each other.
 "Uncle Damao is going out now, so don't send him away!"
 There was once a difficult question: how could a circus keeper reasonably allocate four apples to five monkeys without arousing their dissatisfaction and leading to a strike?
 Some people say that killing a monkey will ensure equal distribution, but in recent years, a better answer has been released.
 That is, the keeper eats three apples and throws one apple to four monkeys, letting them fight for it. This is called transferring class contradictions.
 When Xu Damao saw this answer, he was so impressed that he was the old chairman.
 And Xu Damao used this trick to easily defeat the three troublemakers. With their limited knowledge, they could never think of going to Xu Damao to kowtow and sing lyrics to ask for the New Year blessing. Instead, their attention was completely diverted to consider the ownership of this toffee.
 .
 "Huaihua is the youngest and has never eaten toffee in her life!" Huaihua was the first to speak, and her laughter flowed all over the floor.
 "You are only so young and you have a lifetime! Xiao Dang sang the most energetically just now, Xiao Dang should be the one to eat!" Xiao Dang was not to be outdone.
 "Stop arguing, I am the elder brother, I should eat it!"
 He Yuzhu had a headache after hearing this. Xu Damao was so wicked, playing such a trick!
 In the end, he came forward to solve the problem with a dark face: "Let's not hang around here. The third uncle will wake up in a while. Let him react and attack again, but it will have no effect! I will give you each a toffee later and it will be over!"
 "
 The three little ones then beamed with joy, sharpened their knives, and rushed towards the third uncle's house. Five minutes later, the third uncle's house let out mournful wails.
 According to the rules, Xu Damao went home on the first day of the new year.
 Xu's father and Xu's mother smiled from ear to ear when they saw the large and small packages of gifts that Xu Damao brought back. Xu Damao didn't hide anything and told what he was about to do. Xu's father said happily: "Our family is going to have a wedding.
 What a leader!"
 Xu's mother also asked excitedly: "Then if you become a cadre, will you be able to enter the special supply store in the future?"
 "It's still early!" Xu Damao smiled and shook his head.
 In this era, the special supply store was modeled after Big Brother's small birch tree store. It was not open to ordinary people and was only available to cadres. It provided rare goods that were difficult to buy outside, such as Maotai liquor, Huazi, perfume, and whiskey.
 Caviar and foie gras are commonplace and very cheap.
 Xu Damao had heard someone say that the plump yellow croaker there was only 0.5 yuan per pound. Unfortunately, even at the level of deputy director Li, he might not be able to get in.
 As famous as the special store is the Friendship Store in Donghuamen. It just opened last year, but it is famous far and wide. The slogan of the Friendship Store is: "We want the best products for the products on the market; for the products that are lacking in the market
 , we must have it; whatever is fashionable in foreign countries, we must also have it!"
 The signboards made in this era are waterless. In comparison, the department store in Wangfujing can only be regarded as quite satisfactory. However, even so, it is also a high-end place that countless ordinary people cannot afford.
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 Time travels to become Xu Damao in 'Love in a Courtyard', and becomes the villain, what should I do? If you think 'The Happy Life of Xu Damao in a Courtyard' is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in QQ groups and Weibooh!
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 Michael Jordan, the god of basketball, "I never thought that there was a Goat in the basketball world. I have changed my opinion since watching Chen Ren play. He is a goat, a giant in the basketball world, and I am only worthy of carrying shoes for him." Shaquille O'Neal, "He He is the most dominant player in history. He comes from the future. He is capable of any era." James, "Don't say it, I don't deserve to lift his shoes." Adorable God Curry, "Compared with him, I don't think I Will shoot threes."
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 In this era filled with countless wonderful talents, no one has any expectations for a pair of weak fists!
 In the human world, there is a sword that surpasses all the heavens, a spear that sweeps away thousands of armies, a fire that burns everything, and a thunder that shatters the sky!
 Young people have too many choices, and everyone will move closer to the most handsome, coolest, and strongest!
 Only that stubborn young man chose to practice the fragile fists in front of him.
 Everyone thought he was crazy!
 Until the day disaster strikes!
 The sword is broken, the gun is broken, the flame is extinguished, and the thunder no longer sounds!
 From the sky, a burst of wanton ridicule came: "Humans are just a race that makes good use of tools. When you lose these external objects, what is left? A weak body!"
 In the abyss, the dragon raised its head, and the stubborn young man stepped up to the sky with empty hands. Facing the sky, he raised his fists that had been abandoned by the world!
 His war cry echoed throughout the nine heavens and the earth. Desperate people in the dark night looked up!
 "And I!"
 "And my fists!"
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 Reborn came to Hong Kong in 1978, started a freehand life, his name is Lin Daoqiu, he just turned eighteen this year.
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 When An Liang lamented his bad performance in the college entrance examination, he suddenly found out that he was possessed by the Shenhao system!
 
 From that moment An Liang felt that his life has reached its peak.
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 37 years old, laid off. 
 I can only write small programs at home to earn living expenses. 
 I can’t even afford cat food. 
 Late one night, I suddenly received a message from my ex-wife: 
 "I'm dying." 
 I was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you?" 
 Her reply made me even more shocked: 
 "I'm in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, come quickly." 
 Datang Changan is a high-end theme park opened by the wealthy Zheng Qianji. 
 It is a one-to-one replica of Chang'an City during the prosperous Tang Dynasty. 
 A large number of robot NPCs are also used. 
 As long as you have money, you can act as a swordsman and assassinate the emperor. 
 You can also go wild in Pingkangfang. 
 Why is the ex-wife going? 
 What dangers did you encounter again? 
 But then, no matter what message I sent, she didn't reply. 
 I booked a ticket and boarded the plane, and then came to Chang'an, Tang Dynasty. 
 All the tourists around me were in high spirits. 
 I was the only one preoccupied. 
 Fear follows. 
 Wearing AR glasses, you can see your ex-wife. 
 She blamed me for why I didn’t go to the “ghost market” to find her? 
 You can ask everyone—— 
 There was no "ghost market" in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty. 
 Others were watching Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei in Xingqing Palace Square. 
 But I was dragged out of the city gate by a mechanical hound. 
 A robot warrior nearly buried me alive. 
 I saw with my own eyes that the boss who laid me off was killed by a robot. 
 In the blink of an eye, he was alive again in another place. 
 Everyone in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was drunk and dreaming. 
 It's just me, struggling to survive. 
 When I finally found my ex-wife, the crisis completely broke out: 
 The robot blocked all exits for communication with the outside world in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty. 
 Raising the butcher knife towards human tourists...
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 That year, Lu Yuan, who was crazy and poor, took a five-hour script and successfully invested one million yuan in a certain Bai Fumei…
 At first, he just wanted to spend 800,000 to shoot and shoot casually, and then take away the remaining 200,000 back to his hometown on the eve of the movie. From then on, he honestly married his wife for a small business, and at the same time killed him and stopped coming to Hengdian. …
 but……
 The box office exploded…
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 Ye Tian traveled to a parallel world, and the results of the college entrance examination were announced with only 300 points. This score was only enough to go to a junior college, so he filled in a random junior college.
 However, his mother's operation shocked him, and he even reported to Shilu Command Academy, Army Service Academy, and Army Infantry Academy!
 300 points can go to military school? If you don’t have 560 points, you can’t go to the military academy. It seems that you can only go to the factory to make screws.
 When the three military academy admission notices came to his door, Ye Tian was really numb, and he was actually admitted by special recruitment. His mother told him that the four generations of Ye Tian's ancestors were all loyal and martyrs.
 Grandpa was a teacher and died on the Anti-Japanese War.
 Grandpa was a brigade commander and died on the anti-American battlefield.
 Uncle died on the Laoshan battlefield as a regiment leader, and your father died abroad while performing a mission.
 "Our Ye family is full of loyalty and loyalty. We sacrifice our lives to serve the country and are not afraid of sacrifice. This is our Ye family's ancestral training. We went to the military academy and worked hard to serve the country."
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 This is an era where everyone can enter thousands of worlds and simulate life. When everyone is sixteen years old, there is a life lamp that can illuminate two free life simulation...
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 Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy? 
 Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it! 
 Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king. 
 Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right? 
 Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife! 
 Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart. 
 ..... 
 After repeating this several times. 
 Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death! 
 Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it! 
 Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas? 
 Production team: Haha, they are real. 
 Moen: Huh? !
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 After waking up, Qin Feng was reborn back to the day when the blood moon came. The opening game comes to the online game world and obtains the SSS-level talent [Ten Thousand Times Looting]. As long as you kill the target, you can randomly plunder everything! Ding! You trigger the plundering talent, get attribute points +1; you trigger a ten-thousand-fold increase; get attribute points +10,000 points! Ding! You have triggered the plundering talent, you have obtained the invincible buff, and you have triggered a ten-thousand-fold increase; the duration of the buff is permanent! Players in the Sakura area: I beg you, please stop targeting the Sakura area, woo woo woo... All the gods and powerhouses have been killed! Pretty District Player: Report, report, this guy is cheating! Huaxia player: The boss is awesome, suppress the void! Step into the magic cave! Cross push all outer zone players! , )
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 Su Chen traveled through the Siheyuan and became the closed disciple of the old master Li.
 Sadly, he didn't learn anything, but adopted the two-year-old girl left by the old god stick.
 Fortunately, the Heavenly Dao Divine Algorithm System was activated, and everything is under control from now on.
 Stick stem, white-eyed wolf, the juvenile management office arranges!
 Mrs. Jia Zhang has sores on the top of her head and pus on the soles of her feet. The prison arrangement is on!
 Stupid, stealing public property, pretending to be a public servant for personal gain, and arrange for extinct households!
 Qin Huairu, widows still need to wear rings for contraception? Arrangements for the death of a large society!
 Xu Damao, the first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle...
 All the beasts in the courtyard come here, one pit, one pair, two pits, one pair, and I will arrange them all!
 As for Su Chen, guarding the unlimited supplies in the paradise, he has nothing to do, hunting, fishing, dating, drinking afternoon tea, and his little life is flying! ! !
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