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 As soon as the official program came up, the camera lens stared at Shen Hui's slippery shoes.
 I saw the embarrassment that Shen Hui kept slipping down and trying to retract, hearing the nonsense director's commentary outside the field, and within a minute laughed at seven people in the living room.
 "It looks pretty good! This show is new!" The comments in the living room were quite high.
 On TV, Shen Hui trembled and stood in front of the bar. The familiar pancake fruit music sounded. He petrified instantly, then fell down on his own laughter, slipped down, and the editor playfully increased the sound effects and cartoon expressions. Shen Hui Tears flowed.
 When I saw this scene, seven people in the living room just laughed and covered their stomachs. A few who didn't laugh also endured and laughed.
 外 The off-site director shouted in time: "Artists and guests laugh, this remake!"
 Remake ...
 Remake ...
 Remake ...
 Continuously zooming in on the screen. Shen Hui ’s petrified face just because of extreme surprise. Continuous NG characters were hit on the screen. The autumn wind blew through, the naughty barrage king flew by. Poor Shen Hui was tortured again.
 Jian Mu Jianmin pointed at the TV while smiling and coughing, her face turned dark and she could not say a word.
 The others also kept laughing, watching Shen Hui standing in front of the bar for the second time, dancing for the second time in the music, struggling with his arms to support his body, stepping on the drums under his feet, smirking on his face, uncomfortable unspeakable Look, that's so funny.
 I finally managed to mix this scene, and Shen Hui returned to the bar with her sweat on her back. At the prompt of the off-site director, Yang An and another companion pushed the door from above to enter, sitting at the small table at the top.
 Yang An said: "Brother, this bar is very good, very special, the service grows handsome, and can dance!"
 "Is that right?" Brother Longtao, who was wearing sunglasses, pointed at Shen Hui: "The waiter will take a look and let Grandpa be happy!"
 Shen Hui's face is all black and she is jumping! Just three times in NG, my legs jumped, OK?
 In a burst of laughter, Brother Longtao said again, "Forget your life, I'm thirsty, you can have tea soon!"
 Pouring water is easier than dancing. Shen Hui is full of energy. Holding the plate on the bar, he walks up hard. He almost didn't fall. The way he scrambled to grab the cup again caused the audience to laugh.
 Yang An also introduced: "Brother, in addition to the handsome growth of the service here, there is also a resident singer named Liu Susu, who looks beautiful and sings well. Wait a minute, let's call her up and sing. "
 Brother Bian Longtao scolded, "Hey waiter, what are you doing? Come on!"
 The sweat on Shen Forehead's forehead came out, and finally approached. He placed the empty glass on the tablecloth in front of Yang An, and held up the cold water from the teapot. He apologized to the two customers. "Sorry, sorry, just dragged Ground, it's too slippery ... "
 Slip!
 The glass slides on the table. The speed is getting faster and faster. Shen Hui can't help crying or crying. He may fall and break. He can only hold the glass with his other hand. The slippery and distant, far away from the table and bar, involuntarily!
 安 Yang An patted the table: "What are you going to do? I think my elder brother is ugly. Don't give it?"
 "Upside down!" Shen Hui slipped farther and farther, unspeakably, and laughed in the audience.
 On a 22.5-degree slope, the water in the glass was inclined. Shen Hui didn't adjust to the angle of pouring the water at the beginning, and sprinkled on the tablecloth for the first time.
 "What are you doing?"
 "Do you still want to do business? Do you know who my elder brother is?"
 "Believe it or not I cut you? Don't think you look like Shen Hui in the movie" Men and Girls Love ", I can not hit you!"
 "Brother, it's not" Men's Love ", it's" Marriage for Girls "!"
 "A meaning!"
 It was funny to see these two brothers from Hei Shihui, the audience laughed, and Shen Hui apologized with a smile: "Sorry, my feet are too slippery. I knew this was the case, I will not wear leather shoes today ... "
 I saw here, a group of people in Mu Jianmin laughed and laughed. Several women laughed and said, "This starring Shen Hui is pretty handsome. By then," Marriage of a Man and Woman "will be released, and I'm going to see it.
 "Xiao Xianrou looks handsome and has a good figure. I heard that it was adapted from the movie scene?"
 "Anyway, this is what it says on the Internet, it's interesting!"
 Shen Hui finally poured water for the guests, and the off-site director came again: "Guests listen to Liu Susu singing."
 Yang An said, "Is that Susu here today? Let her come up and sing a song for my elder brother."
 Shen Hui said: "Here comes, Su Su will come soon."
 Liu Susu came over from the stage wearing a silk scarf, and several big men from Mu Jianmin all made noises, lowered their heads, and quietly gave each other eyes, winking and winking.
 "What kind of fox fox, what sleeveless vest and miniskirt do you wear with a charming look? Which director arranged this dress?"
 "Look, she fell over on purpose. The meat underneath the skirt intentionally exposed so much meat that she saw it!"
 "Hey! The photographer also intentionally gave her a close-up shot, do you want a face?"
 "Liu Zihua, you shut up for me, what are you laughing at, what a joy you see when you see white thighs!"
 When Mrs. Wu's regiment saw Liu Susu playing, they immediately pulled down their faces and scolded them.
 The man named Liu Zizhen was scolded by his wife, and quickly put away a smile and pleased him and said, "Wife, if you dress like this, you will definitely be sexier than her. As long as you wear it like this, I promise you to sing every night, and the king will never Early! "
 "Oh oh oh!" Several loss friends fooled blindly, holding Liu Ziyu's shoulders.
 呸 "I 呸! I can't vomit ivory in the dog's mouth! You roll for your mother!" Liu Zizhen's wife blushed, and she was so embarrassed to scold her husband in front of so many friends.
 Jianmu Jianmin quickly rounded the field and said: "Red Maple TV is good, this is the rhythm of killing men and women!"
 Everyone talked and smiled and continued to watch the program.
 Yang An held up a large gold bar of props and yelled, "My brother said, singing is not enough, but he still has to dance. If he performs well, he will be rewarded!"
 苏 Liu Susu made a ecstatic expression: "Such a gold bar, what you want to hear, brother, I can do it!"
 Brother Yang Anmin asked in front of him, and then raised his eyebrows at Liu Susu, hehehe said with a smile: "Ten picks ... No, eighteen!"
 钗 "Eighteen" is the theme song of one of the more famous costume TV series in the world. No one knows, but it doesn't sound like a high-end gadget.
 Sahahahaha ...
 The audience in the live auditorium and in front of the TV all burst into laughter. This joke is boring and funny. At first glance, it looks normal. It can match the environmental context of the time and quickly lead the audience to a funny astray. The audience instantly fills in the funny scenes, leaving a deep impression on the audience.
 Liu Susu, who was so cool, was really eye-catching. The camera never left her, and she had a good body at a glance.
 She said that dancing was really good. She would think of a way. She was standing in the middle of a 22.5-degree slope, holding a microphone stand that was as thick as a steel pipe with her long white legs, twisting to show her figure, and facing her mouth. Singing, the chorus part of "Eighteen Songs" was released in the studio, which caused the audience to sing a chorus, and the audience applauded.
 Murmur murmur ...
 If you listen carefully, you can definitely hear the swallowing voice of the male audience, and each heart secretly regrets it. If Liu Susu didn't dance "eighteen cymbals", but supported the microphone stand to perform an explosive pole dance, it would look like this. Concave and convex body, miniskirt, big white legs, safety pants, this show is a must, the ratings must be high!
 The married men and women, Liu Susu, Shen Hui, these names are deeply imprinted in the minds of many viewers. People who are impatient have taken out their mobile phones and searched the Internet.
 Yang An and Brother Long Tao sat in the chair all the way and performed with ease. Their task was to make fun of male and female guests, stepping on Shen Hui, teasing Liu Susu, and let Liu Susu pour alcohol to the two, and the two changed the law to Liu Su. The soda reward made Liu Susu unable to help the table and could only slide down. The last two also kicked her by hands, scaring Liu Susu for help.
 Seeing the rampant running rampant, Shen Hui couldn't help but shoot. The bridge for heroes to save beauty will always be the main theme of society.
 Yang An yelled, "What's wrong, could anyone want to be a hero? I think who dares to stand up today!"
 Shen Hui raised her chest, "I dare stand ..."
 Slip!
 英雄 Shen Yingxiong, who had just stood out, was slipped by the drink on the floor. He lay on the ground with his five bodies, sliding from the foot of Yang An to the crash bar at the bottom of the slope, and the trajectory traversed the entire bar room.
 Shen Hui's face had a helpless wry smile, and the naughty subtitled prince jumped out in time: "This hero is too difficult to be a hero!"
 Oh ha ha ha ha!
 There was coquettish laughter at the scene. Many audiences laughed with tears and talked about the stars. Is there any program that is more fierce than "Small Talk"?
 Next, Yang An and Brother Longtao stood up. UU reading www.uukanshu.com would give Shen Hui a deep memory lesson. Unfortunately, they were also unstable. Either you knocked me down or I overturned you, causing everyone. laughing out loud.
 三个 When the three big men shoved under the slope, Liu Susu stood on top of it, slipping slowly and screaming. This time, the cameraman gave three parallel slow motion shots.
 When Brother Bianlongtao saw a beautiful woman coming on, his face showed an outstanding pig like a pig, squinting and reaching out to hug.
 Shen Hui moves most quickly. He makes a big step forward under his feet, stretches his arms, and intends to catch Liu Susu in front of everyone. He is a hero, he is a gentleman, and he is a male lead.
 On the other hand, Yang An gritted his teeth and quickly shot. He grabbed Brother Longtao's shoulder and pulled back with his left hand. He pushed Shen Hui directly with his right hand and overturned the two competitors. Eventually he extended his arms and hugged Liu Susu. With a fragrant jade full, his high-definition camera captured all his micro-expressions, and the unobtrusive man's behavior was clear at a glance.
 The screen was full of love. Yang An held Liu Susu in her arms. The two looked at each other affectionately, smiling and shy. All the romantic and warm special effects disappeared after the slow motion. The camera returned to normal. Yang An suddenly pushed Liu Susu awkwardly. : "Sorry, Sorry, the impulse to grab the show! Shen Hui is the actor!"
 Uh ...
 Liu Susu covered his mouth and turned and laughed. Shen Hui, who was shot innocently, lay on the ground and sighed. The audience smiled and sprayed. The camera quickly switched between the on-site director and the artist's agent. All of them were overjoyed. Audience, even the staff laughed!
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 In the parallel world Yang An transmigrated to, Yang An was surprised to find none of the variety shows he was familiar with: “Extreme Challenge”, “Where is Dad”, “Happy Comedy”, “I am a Singer”, “We all love to laugh”, “Running Brothers”… None of them!
 Yang An smiled: “I want to be the king of variety entertainment! I want to be a big star!”…
 Committed to funny and positive energy transmission, the national male god will take responsibility to promote traditional culture and be a bloody man!
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 Once she woke up, Gu Xuejiao became the arrogant and willful stepsister of the book’s male lead. Her specialty resided in breaking the relationship between the male and female lead… she is the nth female character. 
 Gu Xuejiao thought about this character´s ending. A desolate, abhorrent annihilation… and decided it’s better to continue to practice the Wu San workbooks she just finished in her last life. 
 The Cheng family watched in alarm: 
 The girl who was rebellious, and only served to let others worry; asked with a simple expression: 
 “Do you think it’s better for me to apply to Tsinghua University or Beijing University?” 
 Cheng family: …. 
 Note: Wu San workbooks is the Chinese version of Barron’s and Princeton’s for the SAT 
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 Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple.
 However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhongyue had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, “He micromanages everything. Won’t let me drink or smoke, won’t let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!”
 “I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me a hundred yuan a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few hundred more!”
 Qin Zhongyue felt angry and wronged, “And I even have to wait on him!”
 “If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get eight million yuan a month as spending money!” The prince said this to his friend.
 The day after he said this, Qin Zhongyue found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen.
 The Xie Zhongxing at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes whose soles were coming off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper.
 When Xie Zhongxing’s parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Qin Zhongyue only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the ‘useless high school dropout who didn’t like to study and only has money in his eyes’ as claimed by his younger brother.
 Qin Zhongyue couldn’t bear the sight of this. He pulled Xie Zhongxing into his arms, angry, “Continue studying! Our Qin family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!”
 Xie Zhongxing raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?
 Qin Zhongyue thought of Xie Zhongxing’s dictatorship after their marriage and shuddered. He then maintained a look of righteousness, “I am just a kind-hearted person who does not wish to reveal his name!”
 Later, Qin Zhongyue asked Xie Zhongxing shyly, “If we get married, can you give me a thousand yuan a day as spending money?”
 Xie Zhongxing, “?”
 Qin Zhongyue, “…..Five hundred is also okay.”
 NB: The actual title is literally “The Sand Sculpture Gong was Reborn”. Sand sculpture (沙雕) is a homonym for 傻屌 (Sha Diao) which is a derogatory term for an idiot/a fool. Sand sculpture is often used with a more humourous/joking intention to describe something or someone as silly or foolish.
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 On the day of the wedding, Feng Xi Er laid on top of the ‘Ghost king’, eager to take off his wedding robe. He squinted his eyes, flipped over and switched their positions. He held her dishonest hand and said, coldly, “Miss is so eager to get on This Prince? Are you so desperate?” Feng Xi Er was just desperate to prove something, and once again reached out to take off his mask. The Ghost King smiled evilly, grabbed Feng Xi Er’s wrist and began to remove her robe and say: “Since Miss wants it, This Prince shall satisfy you…”
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 Yu Sheng is born with a Crow Mouth. Nothing good he says comes true, whereas everything bad he says does.
 In the last exam before summer vacation for his 2nd year of High School, “Troublemaker” Yu Sheng from the terrifying Central Third High jinxes himself into the place where the cream of the crop gathers — The Provincial Interhigh Summer Camp.
 Because of his face, he was picked to be the partner of Province’s No. 1 high schooler.
 The night before their finals, the undefeatable Young Master Yu who has never blanched before speaks up. He hurtles tonnes of tr*sh-talk at the No. 1 Home Tutor who slams the door on him—
 You were almost late to the exam!
 You almost forgot to shade your MCQ!
 You nearly got off-topic in your essay!
 The invigilators were all flocking around you!
 You can only score 50 points more than the city’s No. 2 at most!
 ……
 Later, when he outscores the city’s No. 2 by 50 points in his Sciences, Jin Linkun faces the media who swarm him and answers simply when asked the secret to his excellent marks.
 “Study hard, study smart, and have a good attitude.”
 Jin Linkun: “And also, find a little Crow Mouth to fall in love with.”
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 Xu Ze, a junior in medical college, got a super medical assistant system from the future.
 Now, a small otaku man who has no need but to work part-time outside to help his parents support his family has a new goal.
 Relying on his own efforts and diligence, with the help of this system with unlimited auxiliary functions, Xu Ze strides forward with his head held high.
 He bravely looked ahead and said loudly: as long as we work hard and have dreams.
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 Gu Suisui, who was a marshmallow essence, is a squeamish bag that loves to cry and loves beauty. Until one day, she transmigrated into a book about entertainment rebirth novel and became the female protagonist’s foil. When she was a child, she earned enough tears from the audience by playing the little princess of a fallen kingdom, and became a national girl in one fell swoop. But when she grew up, the female villain started smoking, had too many NGs on set and black materials until she gradually lost the aura of a child star.
 The female protagonist who debuted at the same time sang all the way, relying on the golden finger of her past life memory, investing in popular internet drama, starring in the film of a famous director as the fallen female lead, became queen film consecutively, and joining hands with the male lead president to reach the pinnacle of life.
 However, at this time, Gu Suisui who had crossed over, is only three and a half years old this year. She was just selected by the director to play the role of the little princess who made her popular for a while…
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 In order to improve his national popularity and image, Ke Jingyang’s agent gave him a reality show- “Travel With Baby”, and his partner is a little girl who is not even as tall as his legs.
 Ke Jingyang: (nothing to live for.jpg) Thank you. I just want to be calm and peaceful by myself.
 Half a month later—-
 “Suisui, this fruit is sweet, you eat this.”
 “Suisui, let’s take a picture together.”
 “Suisui…”
 Ke Jingyang, who originally hated children was stamped as a national daddy, showing off his goddaughter daily: “My daughter is the cutest in the world~”
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 The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. 
 The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. 
 In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. 
 Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" 
 Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. 
 When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. 
 I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. 
 Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"
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 When others transmigrate, they are responsible for having babies with the male protagonist, and have a happily ever after. She is also a female protagonist when she transmigrates into various novels, but the female protagonist after the happy ending, when love between the couple is weathering, when the male protagonist is tired of the female protagonist, when he is cheating with a mistress, etc., and many other chicken feathers.
 [Host, the task assigned to you by the system is, ‘After happy ending, the female protagonist’s bleak divorce life!’]
 “Go away, s*upid system! I want to transmigrate to before ‘Happy ending’!”
 One sentence introduction: Today is another day of happily divorcing.
 Chicken feathers: small annoyances
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 He was transmigrated as the most miserable Demon King in history. Before Hill had the time to feel depressed, he heard the news that the Demon King’s Palace was surrounded by Paladins. Then he was forced to sign an unfair treaty, disempowering and humiliating the demons. Afterwards, Hill took on the responsibility of reviving the demon world.
 No soldiers? It doesn’t matter, we invade them with our culture.
 No weapons? It doesn’t matter, we corrupt them with delicacies.
 The instigator, the Demon King Hill who was a transmigrator, smiled and counted his money in the luxurious Demon King’s palace, and his subordinates carefully asked: Your Majesty, Demon King, are we still attacking the human world?
 Hill waved his hand and posted the latest news on the Demon Forum:
 “Breaking News! For the first time, the demon world is open to the human world for tourism! Movies, novels, animations, food, up-and-coming amusement parks… Do you want all of this? Go ahead, we’ve put it all out there, the Demon World welcomes you all!”
 ——The world is in my hands.
 I painted the cover myself! Isn’t it super pretty?
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 "Screw magic, I want to learn how to do cool flips and stuff." Magic is awesome, until you've studied it for centuries. Doevm reincarnates into a human to experience the path of a fighter to its fullest and swears not to rely on magic. There is only one problem, a goddess stands in his way. She pits him against both the hero and the villain for all of eternity. How will he escape this, with magic or his fists? Maybe both?
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 A Mature Lady: You have a house? 
 Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate. 
 A Ms. Perfect: You have a car? 
 Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate. 
 A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance? 
 Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate. 
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 Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.
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 The most disdainful Paladin in history! Turbid light! Holy sin! Blasphemous people! Disrespectful! Wright has many familiar titles in the Holy Light Church. 
 Angel: "The goddess tells us to prevent fire, theft, and light!" 
 Evil God: "Can you please stop pressing me when you are gathering wool?" 
 Evil Dragon: "Not only did he extort money from me, he also kidnapped my precious daughter!" 
 Devil: "Hell is still too kind and innocent for Mr. Wright!" 
 However, this man, who was regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Goddess of Holy Light, became the strongest Paladin who made the whole world tremble! ! 
 Wright: "Do you believe in light?"
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