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 Traveling through the parallel world, Chen Ze became an embalmer. 
 "Ozawa, the outside world has a lot of prejudice against us funeral industry workers. You should do something." 
 "Director, how can I get out?" 
 "I helped you sign up for a celebrity romance show. Once you are selected, you can show off what it means to be a talent in the funeral industry." 
 "..." 
 In this way, under the deception of his boss, Chen Ze joined the love show. 
 As luck would have it, the three descriptions given to him by the program team perfectly attracted Boss Yang. 
 A master of makeup, first-rate in speaking, and precise in heat, isn't this the perfect boyfriend? 
 I can put on makeup, speak, and cook! 
 "Chen Ze, what do you do?" 
 "The undertaker." 
 It turns out that the so-called "make-up expert" is one who applies make-up to the deceased, has "first-class pronunciation", is good at hosting farewell ceremonies, has "accurate heat", and is proficient in the cremation machine! 
 At this moment, Boss Yang was numb.
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 At the moment when Wuxiang's sword was about to strike Yingmei, the double comparison Q&amp;A live broadcast room suddenly arrived. 
 The person in comparison is the traveler, the protagonist of the world of Teyvat. 
 Although the travelers here are also very good. 
 But along the journey, I saw too many regrets that could not be undone. 
 But Brother Kong in the shady video, Brother Kong the Traveler, is simply outrageous! 
 In a duel with the dragon in the sky, this man threw out a dead dragon! 
 Brother Kong said that it is not as good as my Jiuli Corpse Refining Technique when it comes to transforming the Mechanical Demon God. 
 The secret technique of witchcraft is super full! 
 The skill of the cauldron is at full level! 
 The magic of ghost herding is super high! 
 … 
 Ying: At full level of magic, you told me this is my brother! 
 Paimon: People calling me emergency food are just kidding, are you serious? 
 Wendy: Compared to all the fools, you are the scariest one, okay? 
 Funina: But Brother Kong over there is really handsome and evil. Why can't he be a traveler from our side? 
 Looking at Brother Kong in the contrasting black screen, all the sentient beings in Teyvat, including Tianli, were both amazed and frightened!
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 This is the age of lords where everyone can awaken. 
 It is also a world where demons are raging and crises are everywhere... 
 Due to his parents' adventure, Zhao Yuan awakened and became the only witch clan lord! 
 Heroes such as Hou Yi, Xing Tian, and Chi You appeared under Zhao Yuan one after another. 
 Even the ancestral witches such as Di Jiang, Hou Tu, and Zhu Rong were willing to be driven by him! 
 ... 
 Di Jun: Bastard! Zhao Yuan, our Golden Crow clan will never let you go! 
 Kunpeng: Zhao Yuan! Do you have to fight to the death with me? 
 Zulong, Yuanfeng, and Shi Qilin looked at each other. 
 The power of this son is comparable to that of the Great God Pangu! Our three clans must not be enemies with them! 
 ... 
 Chaos Demon God: Damn the Witch Clan! How could there be such a powerful bloodline in human history! 
 Jehovah: Zhao Yuan and the Wu Clan should not have appeared in this world! 
 Satan: The witch clan is more murderous than the demons! 
 Zeus: Father God, save me! The Titan Clan must not become the slaves of the Witch Clan! 
 ...
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 Su Ran traveled through a parallel world and became a top star in the field of singing and dancing. She thought she would rely on her looks to make a living, but she didn't expect to activate the god-level villain system! 
 Su Ran announced on the spot in the private room: "I want to transform into an actor!" 
 Yang Mi, Reba, Shishi and other 'best friends' Flax were stunned. 
 Soon, the audience discovered that Su Ran actually played the villain in the play and taught the protagonist how to behave! 
 "The God of Medicine" said to Cheng Yong: There is only one disease in the world, the disease of poverty! 
 "Myth" to Yi Xiaochuan: You are noble, you are amazing...I just want to reach the highest step by step, step by step! 
 "Immortal Sword One" Moon Worshiping Cult Leader: I just want to prove that the earth is round, but they still beat me if they don't believe it! 
 "Super Beast" Pluto: When you use love to protect the sheep from wolves, for the wolves, this love is equivalent to destruction, because they will starve to death because of it. 
 The audience went crazy: "Who is the protagonist?"
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 As the illegitimate son of the chairman of the Lin Group, Lin Feng was not allowed to see him and was bullied. 
 Suddenly transformed into Erbin tourism ambassador? Drive a giant RV to pick up guests and pet potatoes! 
 Bind the [pet value rebate] system. 
 The starting gift package is 5 billion RV! 
 As long as you pamper Little Potato, you will get high rebates and generous rewards. 
 Lin Feng: "Princess Potato! Please get in the RV with three bedrooms and one living room. You can tell me what you want to eat and play!" 
 Xiaodudou: "Brother, I heard that there are turtle pots in the Northeast?" 
 Lin Feng: "There are also old-fashioned Malatang and Snow Nest! Let's go!" 
 Harbin Culture and Tourism Bureau: "Just dote Lin Feng, as high as the heavens!" 
 … 
 Chairman Lin: "Feng'er, dad is wrong! You are not an illegitimate son, you are my good son! It depends on you to revitalize the family!"
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 Yang Feng traveled to a writing competition in a parallel world. 
 Contestants need to create creations based on the drawn propositions. 
 The first theme is: [Statue] 
 The other contestants scratched their heads and scratched their heads. Even though they had a lot of imagination, the content they wrote was extremely cliche. 
 As a senior SCP fan, Yang Feng thought of the countless SCP containment objects he had seen the moment he saw this theme! 
 So I decided to write SCP-173! 
 After seeing what he wrote, the judges and the audience were all shocked! 
 "You have to keep an eye on it, or your neck will be broken?!" 
 "Special Containment Procedures? SCP Foundation?" 
 - 
 after this…… 
 Theme [Doctor], Yang Feng wrote SCP-049! 
 Theme [Old Man], write SCP-106! 
 theme…… 
 Audience: Yang Feng is such a genius. How come these SCP projects come one after another and still fit the theme? !
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 Traveling through a parallel world, Jiang Zhen became a directing student on set. 
 Bullied by the director and harassed by the female producer 
 The system awakens and gets the script, and the crew of "Ancient Sword" happens to be next door 
 "Okay, I don't want to serve you any more. I'm going to raise investment to make a movie!" 
 Jiang Zhen left the crew and sneaked into Boss Yang's RV 
 "Sister Mi, I have a big project to discuss with you!" 
 "How big." 
 "Hundreds of millions!" 
 "Come in quickly!" 
 After the project was discussed, Boss Yang was confused: "So the hundreds of millions you talked about... weren't money!" 
 The filming of "Charlotte Trouble" laid a new pattern for domestic entertainment comedy films. 
 Capital failed to win over, and dirty water was poured out, saying that Jiang Zhen's film had no connotation. 
 Filming "Parasite" swept the Oscars and slapped domestic entertainment capital in the face 
 Since then, Jiang Zhen has been flying high, and various actresses have also been harvested one after another. 
 Reba: "I'll come to your room to talk about the script tonight, but you can't let Sister Mi know!" 
 Sun Yizhen: "Oppa, salang hey!" 
 Hamabe Minami: "Lin-san, I'm ready to sacrifice for the movie!"
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 Lu An, who traveled through the parallel world, became an 18th-tier actor and acquired skills in sex scenes! 
 then. 
 From then on, he embarked on a different path as an actor. 
 Yang Mi: "Lu An and I are just superiors and subordinates. That was just a sex scene. Do you understand the sex scene?" 
 Hot: "I am not the one who follows Lu An's rules, but he is the one who follows my mother's rules!" 
 Tang Wei: "Lu An is very professional and helped me a lot!" 
 Liu Yifei: "Shooting a sex scene with him is a scene I will never forget in my life!" 
 Invest in "Kurp", "Three Body", "In the Name of the People", "Wolf Warrior"... 
 It once benefited him a lot and became a business powerhouse in the entertainment industry. 
 then, 
 Female celebrities from the entertainment industry gathered around. 
 Ni Ni, Song Yi, Zhang Zifeng, Zhao Jinmark, Yang Chaoyue: Are there any sex scenes? Dad, I want to shoot sex scenes with you too! 
 audience: 
 "I don't envy the mandarin ducks, I don't envy the immortals. I envy Mr. Lu every day!" 
 “It’s only me, Brother Lu, who shoots sex scenes every day!” 
 "I suspect that the entire entertainment industry has become like Lu An!" 
 In this regard, 
 Lu An said: It’s really just that my acting career is too narrow!
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 Qin Feng traveled to the scene of a science fiction competition. 
 Contestants need to create based on the proposition selected by the judges. 
 The first theme is: [Insects] 
 The moment Qin Feng saw this theme, he thought of that sentence—— 
 【You are insects】 
 So I decisively wrote "The Three-Body Problem"! 
 See the end, 
 The audience was all shocked! 
 "In the eyes of Trisolarans, humans are just tiny bugs?" 
 "Using the power of the whole world to build two thousand warships, it's just 'two thousand bells'? Human beings are really just bugs!" 
 "Two-dimensional foil, two-dimensional? Are humans inferior to bugs?!" 
 … 
 then. 
 Theme [Children], Qin Feng wrote [Supernova Era] 
 Theme..., write [Ball Lightning] [Wandering Earth] [Full Band Blocking Interference] [Chaos Butterfly]... 
 There are also [Galactic Empire] and others coming out. 
 The audience was all dumbfounded!
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 The TV host wishes peace, and has attracted countless fans with his one mouth! 
 When a J-20 engineer was asked what was the most romantic thing he has ever done, he said: The most romantic thing J-20 engineers have ever done is to protect peace! 
 When the ophthalmologist regretted that he could not become a painter, he said: You use your medical skills to make people come out of the darkness. When he opens his eyes, all the pictures he sees are your works! 
 When the Prince of Love Songs was questioned about his passing, he said: If you insist on letting Qiao Yu return to the basketball court now to compete with young men in their 20s for the NBA championship, this is unscientific, but it still does not affect Qiao Yu. He is the god of NBA! 
 He said: When I got the recommendation letter from Peking University, I was very confused. Go, Peking University is so far away, so don’t go. Peking University is okay. Think about it, if you accidentally receive the recommendation letter from Tsinghua University, your life will be different. Wouldn’t it be ruined? 
 Taiwan leader: I wish you peace and come to my office!
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 He lived in seclusion in Taoyuan, observed filial piety for three years, awakened the system, and became a full-professional master. 
 He is proficient in martial arts, cooking, medicine, swordsmanship, chess, singing, calligraphy, Qi Men Dun Jia, Feng Shui fortune telling... everything. 
 Li Feng started the leisurely mountain village life of a full-professional master. 
 Repair the old house, play with the white fox, and play with the snake. 
 Drink tea, make wine, listen to music, practice boxing, and dance swords. 
 The fifth season of Longing for Life came to Taoyuan Village for filming and accidentally discovered Li Feng’s secret. 
 Since then, Li Feng has become famous all over the Internet. 
 Zhang Zifeng: "I admire brother Li Feng so much!" 
 Reba: "I want to have a candlelight dinner with Li Feng!" 
 Damimi: "Li Feng's crossing of the river with a reed is simply a myth!" 
 Xiaoju: "I really want Li Feng to design an evening dress for me!"
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 Damn it, what's going on? 
 I'm obviously a man, why did I travel through time and become Yang Mi? 
 Although I have become a woman, I still like beautiful women! 
 Under Yang Mi's various tricks, she not only gained a pivotal position, but also won the favor of a lot of female stars. 
 … 
 Reba: "Sister Mi, I finally understand my orientation!" 
 Yifei: "Let the secular eyes go to hell!" 
 Nai Xiao: "Get out of here, you stinky man! Sister Mi, let me sleep with you tonight!" 
 Bai Lu: "Sister Mi, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. Please be more rude to me!"
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 In the 93rd year of his rebirth, Lin Yichun became a young monk in the Shaolin Temple. He awakened the "Happy Buddha System" and performed joyful deeds to redeem various Buddhist secrets. 
 Xu Ruoxuan: "Master Yichen, I was obviously the one who came first!" 
 Ye Quanzhen: "Only those who have played the role of a witch are worthy of being with Master Yichun." 
 Qiu Shuzhen: "Anyone who is not older than me should get out of my way. Master Yichen said that he likes older people." 
 Zhang Min: "Competition? Then I won completely! Master Yichen, please consecrate it for me tonight." 
 Liu Xiaoli: "Master, my daughter Yifei and I also want to get pregnant." 
 Lin Chen clasped his hands together: "Female donors, there is no need to fight for it. Please line up and come one by one. The poor monk can bear it!" 
 "Why is this little monk a master?" 
 "Of course it's because the dust is so big and wet!" 
 PS: Dragon Elephant Transformation Great Skill, Two Finger Zen, Golden (Ji) Strong Immortality Magic Skill, Shaolin Long Grasp... 
 Why does it feel weird if you don’t agree on the secrets of Buddhism?
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