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 "Ding, get Nine Tails x1, number of lives +1."
 Chen Banxian:? ? ?
 Chen Banxian:! ! !
 His mouth was dry, he looked up tremblingly, and saw that the sun ring in the sky was a little weak.
 "God, I know what the news in the past two days says about the return of Heavenly Dao, which is similar to the revival of spiritual energy, but the trick you gave me is a bit scary."
 He was just a fortune teller, but his spiritual energy had recovered a few days ago. Daxia responded quickly, and the city lords even formulated autonomous policies.
 The news said that someone had awakened, similar to a superpower.
 The news also said that there was a method of cultivating immortals and a peerless treasure appeared in the world.
 Although he was excited about this, it was far away and had nothing to do with him.
 But in the past two days, something was wrong with his fortune telling.
 Just now - was that a fox demon?
 "Fuck! Fuck!"
 Chen Banxian found it incredible, why couldn't he see it at all?
 "Hey, little master, are you telling fortunes?"
 Youhu, another person came to the Gua Tan and sat down. He was holding Journey to the West in one hand and said with a smile:
 "The little master can set up a stall at a young age, and his future achievements will be limitless."
 "Haha, you're rewarded, you're rewarded." Chen Banxian temporarily put away his turbulent mind: "I wonder what you are asking, sir?"
 He caught a glimpse of the chapter in Journey to the West: Chapter 009: Yuan Shoucheng's clever plan and selfless plan, and the old Dragon King's clumsy plan violated the law of heaven.
 His eyebrows twitched.
 "How about I calculate when the wind will blow tomorrow, when it will rain, and how much rain will fall?"
 The person who came had a calm and majestic temperament, but what he said was shocking.
 "Brother, it's inappropriate for you to ask this while wearing a suit..."
 Chen Banxian's head was full of dark things: "The news only talks about the revival of spiritual energy, not about re-enacting the myth. There is no Monkey King here."
 "And..." He took out his mobile phone and pointed at the weather forecast: "It won't rain tomorrow."
 Isn't it? It will be sunny tomorrow and the temperature will be 11 to 22 degrees.
 "Ahem..." The man put away Journey to the West, revealing his true form, and said awkwardly: "I was fascinated by the book."
 "Sir, how about you help me calculate my fortune?" He stretched out a palm. The roots were slender and round. The strange thing was that this hand... only had four fingers!
 Chen Banxian's heart twitched hard again!
 All! No! yes! people!
 Do you want to do this? If he doesn't open for a few days, it will be so exciting when he opens?
 If his mind is confused, he cannot make up his own hexagrams.
 So Chen Banxian asked him to write a word.
 The man didn't hesitate, he immediately picked up the pen and wrote the word "peach" in flying colors!
 "When it comes to wealth, the word peach is for fruit, the four characters for wood on the left are for shock, the character for sign on the right is for six strokes, and the character for thunder and water is the hexagram!"
 "This wood energy is already strong in spring, but it is also born from water. It's more than enough. It looks like you have wealth, but in fact, I'm afraid it's like water flowing through it, and it's not yours."
 Chen Banxian told the truth that this word was unlucky and he went to see the man's reaction.
 The hexagram master may or may not say it, but he must not be dishonest. Those who ask for predictions must be sincere, and the hexagram master must be more sincere. This is the bottom line.
 Even if the one riding the horse is a monster.
 The man sighed: "Master is really capable. Someone just took my money."
 As he spoke, he stood up and bowed in admiration: "Sir, your calculation is accurate. I will give you the hexagram gold."
 Putting his arm down, it was a red note.
 But when Chen Banxian picked it up, the note turned into a ray of light and disappeared between his eyebrows.
 "Ding, get the Ape Strike Technique."
 Suddenly, his heart was shocked, and he seemed to have turned into an old ape in the mountains. He had been practicing boxing and kicking for more than ten years until he was perfect, and then returned to the present moment in the blink of an eye.
 md, he knew that this was not a human being!
 Looking at the man who left, it was clear that there was a tail behind his butt.
 "If a gentleman doesn't stand behind a dangerous wall, we can no longer stay in this place!"
 Chen Banxian quickly put away the stall and ran away!
 "The city management is here?" Some nearby street stalls felt uneasy when they saw this, and they also packed up their goods and ran off the overpass.
 Chen Banxian ran all the way back home, gasping for air, and then closed the door tightly.
 Excitement, fear, all kinds of emotions surged in my chest, and I couldn't help but perform the ape attack again!
 The air was torn open, it was real, it was real, he could get incredible abilities by fortune telling!
 After a long time, he managed to calm down his heart, and then he looked in the mirror and asked, my dear, is this still me? What's with this confidence revealed from the inside out?
 Suddenly, his eyes narrowed, and he saw a big mouse stealing food while he was out. Without looking back, he just subconsciously used the ape attack technique.
 "Bang!" The mouse was beaten into a pulp before he could react, and blood splattered all over him.
 Chen Banxian's face froze with pride, "Oops!"
 Afternoon, hospital.
 The doctor warned: "Don't be so reckless in the future. You may feel a little uncomfortable after taking this rabies vaccine. Please pay more attention to rest."
 "Yes, yes, that's what the doctor said."
 Chen Banxian returned home with a gloomy look on his face, took out his cell phone and started browsing in boredom.
 “The latest news from the Liangcheng City Defense Department is that it is currently taboo for residents.
 One: You cannot swear in the name of heaven and earth.
 Two: Do ​​not enter buildings you have never seen before.
 Three: Try not to go out at night, and it is forbidden to talk to people you don’t know. "
 Ignoring this message, Chen Banxian started scrolling through the video.
 How can he tell fortunes without talking to strangers?
 Ever since I entered college from the orphanage, I wonder where I got the money to pay for my tuition?
 "Ding dong."
 Another message came from the phone, it was one of his roommates, Fang Ping, with whom he had a good relationship.
 "Ban Xian'er, something big has happened!" Fang Ping lives up to his name, with a flat nose and a square face.
 "put!"
 "Our instructor had a seizure, so he took a few classmates to interview monsters!"
 "Fuck!"
 Chen Banxian had to give a thumbs up. Is this something a human being can do?
 "But that's not the main thing!" Fang Ping added: "In the end, they actually interviewed him. At present, he and us, Liangcheng, intend to form an alliance to jointly fight against the unknown future."
 "Awesome!" Chen Banxian exclaimed: "Qing Mimi did such a big thing?"
 The news about Yokai One had been broadcast a long time ago, and the public had long since passed the time of being too shocked.
 "Is this awesome?" Fang Ping's tone couldn't be suppressed and he said, "There is something even more awesome!"
 "You know the ones at the bottom of our class, right?"
 "You know, doesn't this bother me and Liu Wuya and the others?"
 "Yes! It's Liu Wuya. Ever since I asked about his name, I knew this guy had a future!"
 Chen Banxian had already seen Fang Ping on the other end of the phone slapping his thigh hard.
 "That guy worshiped a monkey in the mountains as his godfather when he was a child. Now that monkey has become a spirit and was taken by Liu Wuya to meet with our Lord of Liangcheng."
 Fang Ping said excitedly: "I asked for some photos of monsters and monkeys. Take a look, they are no different from us!"
 Chen Banxian clicked on the photo, and his expression suddenly became strange.
 Aren't these... the two people who gave him the fox tail and ape attack skills before?
 Are they monsters? Have you all been touched by yourself?
 He couldn't help but look up at the sky. He couldn't be the one who opened the catastrophe, right?
 For example, the god-like Shen Gongbao, or the thunderous and rainy Yuan Shoucheng in Journey to the West?
 If you think about it carefully, everyone is a fortune teller...
 hiss!
 Chen Banxian took a deep breath, consciously discovering a big secret.
 Is it possible that he will become a god or an immortal in the future?
 This...how is this so embarrassing?
 Do you still want to set up that stall?
 Of course you have to put it on, and you have to put it up beautifully!
 "Half fairy, half fairy!" Fang Ping's message on the other end was still sending: Why don't we go do something too? We can't be outdone by our classmates, can we?
 The other party said in a mysterious voice: "I have a road in the south of the city. It's not easy to walk, but the benefits..."
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 Every fortune-telling has gold, but after the emergence of Heavenly Dao, Chen Banxian found that something was wrong with his gold. 
 Looking at the woman dragging the fox's tail away, he opened the hexagram money she paid. 
 "Ding, get one of the nine tails, and the number of lives +1." 
 It was obviously a red note, but after picking it up, it turned into—— 
 "Ding, get the passive skill, I won't listen if you don't listen." 
 Chen Banxian:? ? ? 
 "Gan, you won't be able to make any money from this business anymore!"
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 Lin Xinghe, who used to be the villain of a Mary Sue novel, received an acceptance letter from the Modern Era Department of the Villain School.
 On the first day of school, her deskmate told her-
 “Every new villain that comes here thinks that they’re f*cking amazing. At best, Modern villains like us know how to earn money through murder and cause trouble for the male and female leads.”
 “Whatever you do, don’t provoke the Western Fantasy Department. Before coming here to reform, those big brothers would wipe out half the world with a snap of their fingers.”
 “Also, don’t hang out with students from the Ancient Era Department. Those villains are always conspiring to overthrow the throne and become principal.”
 “And you absolutely cannot have any fantasies about the Xian Xia Department’s grass, Xie Wuan! That! Guy! Is! A! Big! Pervert!” (1)
 Soon after.
 Lin Xinghe’s deskmate saw the big brother from the Fantasy Department using his fire magic to dry clothes for Lin Xinghe. The big brother from the Ancient Era Department had Lin Xinghe’s cat lying on his shoulder and the grass of the Xian Xia Department was placing vegetables into Lin Xinghe’s bowl.
 Lin Xinghe’s deskmate: …
 Footnotes: 
 (1) Grass: recognized as the most handsome and attractive boy
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 A hundred centuries ago, Daoist Jing Yuan died from lightning. A hundred centuries later, he comes back to life, but discovers that the stars have shifted and the world has transformed by leaps and bounds.
 Marketplace: Selling herbs for 10 coppers each, alleviates fevers and detoxifies, reduces swelling and relieves pain.
 Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the main precious herb used for Foundation Establishment Pills?
 Auction house: Advanced level cultivation method starting at 30,000 spirit-stones!
 Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the trashiest cultivation method you could find anywhere on the streets?
 Art gallery: “The 100 Influential Figures of the Cultivation World”
 Jing Yuan: Aren’t these my good friends A, B, C, D and old enemies 1, 2, 3, 4?
 Bookstore: “Jing Yuan: A Biography“, “Memoirs of Jing Yuan“, “An Intro to Daoist-Master Jing Yuan’s Legendary Life“, “Honored Master Jing Yuan Teaches You How to Guide Qi into the Body“, “The Seven Habits of Founder Jing Yuan”
 Jing Yuan: ?? Isn’t this me? Wait, when did I gain seven habits?
 The companions he once journeyed with have long passed away, and not even 1/10 of the formerly glorious cultivation legacies remain. Yet, in this world without him, his legend still exists. This kind of feeling, is a bit embarrassing…
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 When the mental patient Qiao Mu entered the strange game, he felt that he had truly returned home. 
 Here, knowledge brings pollution, cognition causes erosion, and belief creates alienation. The more you see, the more unfortunate you become. 
 With endless murmurs in his ears and bright red text in his field of vision, Qiao Mu discovered that he seemed to be able to see hundreds of millions more dots than others. 
 【Don’t blink! This is just an ordinary trash can. It will never suddenly move behind your back and swallow your head in one bite when you blink. If you don’t believe me, you can try it! 】 
 [Food made from the flesh and blood of unknown creatures can barely be used to make ends meet when one's life is in danger, but one must be careful not to eat more than ten in a short period of time! 】 
 [It's hungry now, you have to be prepared. I mean, you're pretty confident about your taste, aren't you? 】 
 But Qiao Mu knew very well that he was not sick. 
 ——The world is sick. 
 * 
 Keywords: original unlimited flow, Cthulhu, urban legend, running group, sand sculpture, mental patient. This is a healthy, sunny and positive novel.
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 I really just want to lose money! T_T
 Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century.
 These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation.
 Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money.
 Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games!
 “If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!”
 “How difficult can it be to lose money?”
 Indeed… how difficult can it be?
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 Lu Zhengfei personally killed Chen Qianqing with his abuse.
 He cut off Chen Qianqing’s legs, and blinded his eyes, locking him up with chains in his house. Then, he watched with his eyes wide as he died. Injuries inflicted in the name of love would always end in a tragedy.
 Did Lu Zhengfei regret it? Of course he did. And so, God gave him a chance to be reborn.
 But this time, he found that he himself——became Chen Qianqing.
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 1 drop of blood = 1-Up
 Other people game overnight, I game overnight and bleed.
 Ever since the dimensional storms descended upon Earth, numerous dimensional zones have appeared, bringing with them all kinds of dimensional creatures—Immortals, Buddhas, Devils, Angels, Elves, etc.
 Yet, all these strange dimensional zones can turn into dungeon instances on my phone. Other people risk their lives adventuring, I spend all my time gaming.
 Monsters drop dimensional crystals that boost stats, imbue new skills, and join me as Companion Beasts. These Companion Beasts fight alongside me or alone, augmenting me with their skills and strength. Rare monsters in real life? I’ll just restart the game with a drop of blood to grind it.
 I really need a blood transfusion.
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 Xie Chengfeng was livid – he was plotted against. 
 The good news: he didn’t die. 
 The bad news: he might as well die.
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 Ordinary zombies roam the streets.
 Foodie zombies worry about dwindling rations all day long.
 Grumpy zombies think about how to occupy new territories.
 As a unique zombie, Yan Han sleeps, dreams, watches the sunset and falls in love with humans.
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 Xiao Ran transmigrated to a parallel world and obtained the “All-Round Olympic Star” System.
 The first sport that he had activated was actually the e-sports League of Legends!
 Fortunately, e-sports was now integrated into the Olympics.
 Pentakill, Legendary, Torturing the Pros.
 Xiao Ran is a jungler… What? Why is he playing mid-lane in this match??!!
 Ban the jungler and mid-lane champions that Xiao Ran can use to carry… God damn it, why is he playing top now!!??
 “Start the bets, start the bets. Let us guess what position is God Xiao going to play next!!!”
 …
 “Why!! Why is an e-sports professional player sprinting 100 meters in 9.8 seconds!?”
 “What!! His swimming is actually faster than Phelps!!”
 …
 Xiao Ran. The man who possesses the “All-Round Olympic Star” System…
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 Gu Qing Zhou returns to the city to avenge her mother. On her way, she meets a marshal with whom she has a complicated relationship.
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 My name is Wang Xiao Mie. I’m online asking for help.
 If you wake up and find yourself sleeping in a coffin inside a tomb and wearing a red wedding gown,and lying next to you is a real devil husband. What should I do if he wants to have a wedding night? Can I faint? After fainting will I be able to transmigrate back?
 Waiting online. It’s very urgent.
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 In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?
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