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 "You showed up out of nowhere!"
 "Let you be my husband-in-law!"
 "How can I give you a pure Yang body!"
 Xuanyin beat him violently. Although he was very cruel, he avoided the vital parts. As for the unlucky Lu Xun. He was crying in unspeakable pain. He really fell into a wolf's den. Everyone was so violent. The key was not yet Opportunity to fight back, there is a huge gap in strength.
 a long time,
 The anger in Xuanyin's heart dissipated a lot. Looking at this stinky man, she couldn't help but frown, lightly kicked her feet, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, you are still alive, right?"
 "."
 "Half alive."
 Lu Xun, who was squatting on the ground, raised his head and stared at the cold enchantress who was close at hand. He said pitifully: "Can you give me some gold-creating medicine? I feel like I'm about to die."
 Xuanyin didn't want to give him any gold-creating medicine, but if this guy died, based on Master's temper, he would definitely be imprisoned for hundreds of years by her. The taste of losing freedom was not pleasant at all. He curled his lips. He said coldly: "There is realgar in the Jinchuang medicine. If you touch me, it will appear like a snake. I'll go find you a restoration pill."
 As soon as the words fell,
 Then he walked towards the back room, stopped after taking a few steps, turned around and said to Lu Xun behind him: "Don't run away, my master has left a mark on you, even if you run away to the ends of the world, you will still be there." Find it out."
 "ah?"
 "This this."
 "Then I'm being used as an ox and a horse for you?" Lu Xun's face turned dark. He was clearly a Taoist who slayed demons, but in the end he became a servant of the enchantress. By the way, he also became the husband-in-law of the enchantress in front of him. Why? Do you feel that the trajectory of your life has seriously deviated?
 Xuanyin glanced at the man and said lightly: "You have a sword in your hand, why don't you commit suicide."
 "Forget it"
 "Although it's a bit humiliating, living is better than dying." Lu Xun is a person who has experienced the death of his master. He has never seen any big storms. He accepted the reality calmly and waved his hand to this cold witch: " Get me the medicine quickly, or I'm going to die."
 Xuanyin frowned, opened her mouth, and left silently, muttering something in her mouth.
 "He's ordering me?"
 "He dares to order me?"
 "Wait until he's healed and then beat him again."
 After Xuanyin left, Lu Xun was the only one left in the huge hall. He stood up from the ground with wounds all over his body, patted his dusty robe, walked to a wooden chair and sat down, his butt was finally lifted. The dream is here, but the broken dream can never be put back together again.
 At this moment,
 The dream of being invincible deep in Lu Xun's heart had been shattered, beaten to pieces by two witches.
 "What are the cultivation levels of these two witches?"
 "How come I don't even have a chance to fight back?"
 Lu Xun pondered the strength of the two witches, but he couldn't come up with a conclusion. The key point was that he didn't know what strength he had. In short, the current situation was very serious. From a certain point of view, there was no difference between him and his wife. But then again, it's also a good thing to be able to lie down and eat soft food.
 The business of slaying demons has been a bit difficult recently. Everyone has been too deeply involved. Sometimes we can’t receive even one order a month. The prices are getting more and more outrageous, even to the point of being outrageously low. In many cases, , not even reimbursement for travel expenses.
 "It is not a shame to lie down when you marry a wife; only when you can stretch and bend can you become a husband."
 "When I become stronger, I will definitely kill them!"
 As soon as he finished speaking,
 Then I heard the sound of gentle footsteps.
 "Who do you want to kill?"
 Xuanyin walked out of the back room and asked softly and coldly.
 "."
 "You heard wrong."
 "What's that restoration pill?" The witty Lu Xun hurriedly changed the subject.
 Xuanyin threw him a small pill.
 When Lu Xun took the restoration pill, he did not rush to take it. Instead, he glanced at the small blue pill in his hand. The more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong. He raised his head and asked cautiously: "Are you sure this is a serious medicine?"
 "The body of pure Yang is immune to all poisons, even if it is poison, it will not hurt you." Xuanyin said calmly.
 "Poison does not hurt. If so"
 Lu Xun's squeaking made Xuanyin a little irritated, and he said coldly: "My master protects you so much, and I can't do anything to you. Anyway, the medicine has been given to you, you can take it or not." "
 After saying that,
 Turn around and leave.
 Lu Xun looked at the back of the cold witch. Although she was a little cold and a little violent, her figure was indeed quite graceful. Of course, there was still a slight gap compared to her master. Her master simply had a kind of surging energy that was ready to come out. Coming at you.
 After all, the clothes they wear are generally of good quality.
 "Hello!"
 Lu Xun asked again: "Can it really be eaten?"
 "snort."
 Xuanyin snorted coldly and left.
 Lu Xun swallowed the restoration pill in one gulp, then opened his panel and couldn't help but froze on the spot.
 Originally, he wanted to see how much experience and cultivation level a restoration pill could increase, but he never expected that he would accidentally activate an ability.
 [Copper Wall and Iron Wall]: Improve the ability to resist attacks (level 1, the next level requires 500,000 cultivation points)
 Improve ability to withstand blows?
 No wonder. When I was beaten for the second time, it didn’t seem to hurt so much anymore.
 The evaluation of this ability can be summarized as 'practical'. Now the defense provided by the pure Yang body can no longer support the situation at hand, and the emergence of the copper wall and iron wall perfectly solves this crisis.
 Thought for a moment,
 Lu Xun chose to upgrade [Iron Wall], there was no other way. These two demon girls were too fierce, and his small body couldn't stand it.
 "Hiss"
 "Why do I feel a little hot all of a sudden?"
 As soon as he upgraded [Iron Wall] to level 2, Lu Xun suddenly felt a burst of heat in his body. Without thinking much, he hurriedly took off his Taoist robe. At this time, he was only wearing a hakama, revealing his strong chest, but even so, he still felt extremely hot.
 "Fuck?"
 "I'm glowing?"
 Lu Xun noticed that his body was glowing, the kind of golden light that frightened him for a while.
 Fortunately, the abnormality of his body only lasted for a while, and soon returned to its original state. As the light faded, the feeling of heat also disappeared.
 So comfortable.
 Why do I feel like I just finished a sauna?
 "I forgot to take him to the room."
 Xuan Yin came out of her boudoir, her cold and charming face with a hint of resentment, and walked towards the hall aggressively. As soon as she stepped into the hall, she saw Lu Xun wearing only a pair of hakama.
 The uncovered body came into her eyes. This was the first time Xuan Yin saw a man's body.
 He was such a strong and sturdy man.
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 That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was. 
 That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness. 
 "A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!" 
 After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law. 
 The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering. 
 The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful. 
 The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic. 
 "Wait!" 
 "Something's off about these demonesses!" 
 However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off! 
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 [Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
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 On the surface, he is the aloof and standoffish patriot whose sole purpose is to serve the nation. On the darker side, he is an invincible, powerful and mysterious man.
 She has devised her scheme carefully, plotting against him to cheat him out of his everything and his first experiences. In the end, he flees, leaving all of his assets behind.
 On the second day, however, she is threatened with a knife and forced to go to church.
 He declares obnoxiously, “You either marry me, or die.”
 “I’ll marry you! I’ll marry you! I’ll marry you, will that do!?!”
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 She was originally the number one assassin, but at the same time, she was also a genius pharmacist. But why did she have two fiancées?
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 [More funny than happy + metaphysics slap in the face + entertainment circle + 1v1 Shuangjie]
 The doomsday boss of Taoism caught up with the last train to wear books and became a fake daughter of abusive literature. At the beginning, she avoided all kinds of people with evil intentions, but learned that she was a last-class citizen and would be repatriated by the empire at any time?
 Qu Jian’er can only resume her old career and open the door to a new world. The left hand grasps variety shows and acting (earning small money), and the right hand scientifically preaches and solves doubts (earning big money).
 Next to her booth, there is often a holographic projection super-large loudspeaker, which plays in a 360° loop without dead ends:
 10% off life-saving emblem,
 More cost-effective recharge discounts;
 Buy one get one free on the Pure Heart and Tranquility Talisman,
 New customers sell and buy instant discount of 3 yuan.
 There are also evil obstacle purifiers, aura locators, resentment detectors, soul body translators, mecha blessing cards… waiting for you to snap up!
 When she became a hot search again, most people ridiculed and sneered.
 Top-ranking directors, well-known film stars, big traffic stars, business crocodiles, wealthy presidents, and empire bosses all came here admiringly: “Boss, help!”
 There is a gentleman in the capital of the main star of the empire. It is rumored that he is very wise and close to demons, moody, insidious, cunning, and ascetic.
 One day, this master confessed under the camera of the All-Star Live broadcast: “I checked today’s calendar, except for loving you~ all things, no, appropriate.”
 Since then, the silence of most people has been “deafening”.
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 As a professional swimmer, Tang Yi-Bai conquered the masses with his looks alone, earning himself the title ‘Adonis of Swimming’. Every day, countless fans would run to his social media pages to leave messages calling him ‘hubby’, crying and shouting that they would like to ‘have his babies’.
 One day, Tang Yi-Bai released this message on his Weibo: 
 Can everyone please stop calling me hubby. I already have a wife. ~(@^_^@)~
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 Qin Mu travels through the fantasy world and obtains the behind-the-scenes Big Boss system, which can open up various fantasy secret realms and turn the thoughts in his mind into reality. At this time, there were thousands of races, and the human race was weak. The most powerful people in history were born, and they were bullied and oppressed wantonly. It just so happens that the world has changed for hundreds of generations, and the history of millions of years ago has long been forgotten by all living beings. Qin Mu said, it is up to me to shape history for all living beings, and then...
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 The wealthy Lu family made a joke that the daughter who had been raising for more than ten years turned out to be a fake! 
 The real daughter returns, everyone is waiting to see the jokes of the fake daughter! 
 I want to see how this fake daughter, accustomed to being a rich lady, goes to a poor home, how to survive! 
 Huo Yao, who has just passed through, said that it is good to experience poverty! 
 However… the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is deviated. 
 Dad: Daughter! There is no limit on this black card, so use it! 
 Mother: Good-looking! If you don’t like these jewels, mom will ask someone to change another batch! 
 Huo Yao: …what is said to be ordinary and poor? 
 The big brother of the CEO of the investment company: my younger sister, come and inherit the company! 
 The second brother of a talented lawyer in the industry: Who dares to slander my younger sister, the lawyer’s letter greetings! 
 The third brother of an international genius doctor: Bullying my sister, have you asked about my scalpel? 
 Mysterious top four brother: my sister, the most lovely in the world! 
 Huo Yao: ….. It’s delicious and lazy to cook, what about chewing old waste? 
 The top wealthy boss, silently changed back to cheap clothes, and appeared in front of her in a small broken car, “Baby, I’m really the same, don’t you believe we will try to get married?” 
 The people who knew the inside story did not dare to speak out cursed in their hearts: tui! You pretend, you pretend!
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 Get you into the book and be the villain?! 
 He Tiantian said– 
 To be the villain is to be the biggest. 
 Take the path of the villain, leaving the villain nowhere to go! 
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 [Starting as a liar] 
 He Tiantian: How can you say it’s a lie? This is our emotional escort! 
 [The whole family is the best] 
 He Tiantian pouted: Who is the best? We are obviously true temperaments! 
 —————— 
 Others use their whole lives to heal their childhood, but He Tiantian said: I have reached the pinnacle of life by being a villain! 
 (Quickly wear, there is no fixed CP, there may be a small world!) 
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 Song Xingcheng found out that he was the cannon fodder for a novel… 
 The horror is, this is actually a post-apocalyptic novel?! 
 He relied on the rent of the two buildings to live a happy and free life, and his favorite grilled chicken…
 But all of them will be gone! 
 Fortunately, the golden finger fell from the sky, and he became the lord of the city.
 Since then, anywhere he had waved his hand had many houses, vast farmland, roaring factories, and rising technology… 
 Song Xingcheng not only once again lived a beautiful life of collecting rent and receiving soft hands but he also grabbed a man who can cook chicken!
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 He Qianshan: My skill of making grilled chicken is inherited from my ancestors, come to my bowl soon ~
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 Liang Yan, an 18th-line actress, accidentally lost her memory and woke up as a third-line actress with a husband.
 Her husband happened to be the entertainment industry’s top actor and national husband, Lu Lincheng.
 Liang Yan’s legs trembled, and she leaned on the wall.
 “Is this… Is this true?”
 Lu Lincheng rolled the lighter in his hand, playing with it as he watched the fearful woman. He frowned, feeling unpleasant, and sarcastically replied, “What are you scheming again?”
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 It wasn’t a secret that Lu Lincheng was like an extremely cold iceberg to his wife, Liang Yan. Apart from announcing the marriage, he never talked about it publicly.
 The entertainment industry waited for Lu Lincheng and Liang Yan to divorce. To the third line actress: Please return our husband to us!
 It wasn’t until a reporter saw Lu Lincheng and Liang Yan backstage after an event, where Lu Lincheng took off his jacket and covered Liang Yan, who was wearing a dress, with it and then pressed her on the wall for a kiss, that everyone was forcefully fed a bowl of dog food.
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 The fantasy world, after countless epochs of development, finally ushered in the era of reckoning. 
 On this day, the Tiandao Golden List was born. 
 Anyone who ranks on the list will receive mysterious opportunities and benefits. 
 At this moment, fantasy protagonists from countless planes have all reached advanced stages of cultivation. 
 Huang, Ye Hei, Fang Laomo, Yan Tiandi... and others are all gearing up to see how high they can rank on the Tiandao Golden List. 
 For the first time, the magic weapon gold list is announced, and the person who dominates the list is Su Han 
 For the second time, the Kung Fu Gold List was announced, and the person dominating the list was Su Han. 
 When it comes to the third time, the strange fire list is revealed. 
 Emperor Yan Tian, who held the Emperor's Fire, smiled knowingly: "There should be no one competing with me for the top spot on this list, right?" 
 When he saw that "Su Han" was still at the top of the strange fire list, Emperor Yan Tian's mentality collapsed! 
 Finally, when the fantasy cultivation base list was revealed, Su Han was in charge of nine thousand...
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 She went out of the way to help him build a business empire and get his inheritance. When she thought they would live happily ever after, she and her entire family were quietly gotten rid of and burned to ashes. As the blaze seared her skin, she was overcome by deep hatred and bitter regret, and wished she had another chance…
 Dizziness jolted her out of unconsciousness.
 She is now known as Miss Su. She tried to run from her wedding, but slipped and fell in the river, which incidentally, brought great shame upon both her and her fiance’s family. The word on the street is that her fiance is a playboy, a make-out king, and a bit of a lady’s man. But she has to salvage this marriage to carry out her revenge plan.
 And… the more she gets to know her future husband, the more she needs to find out. He turns out to be much deeper and more sophisticated than he cares to show to the outside world.
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 (Chongwen, one-on-one, the male and female hosts are clean in body and mind, the female host can be fierce and sweet) He is a top giant, indifferent and expensive, and unattainable. 
 But she likes the little wife who is married, and has a soft spot for her. 
 And she, after her rebirth, can only catch the life-saving straw in front of her. 
 He protected her, spoiled her, and accompanied her to smooth out all obstacles in front of her. 
 “Her husband, they bullied me.” She buried her head in the man’s arms and cried softly. 
 The man stretched out his hand to hold her waist, and her lips raised with bloodthirsty grief: “Then break all the legs with short eyes.”
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