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 "Di Di-"
 "Prepare all monitoring instruments!"
 "The scene is sealed off! Idle people stay away! Emergency evacuation of those who are not involved in the dream disaster!"
 "The study room of Jinling University was shrouded in a sudden dream disaster. All the thirty-six students in the study room fell into a dream. Now we are starting to check the students' vital signs and the possibility of survival."
 "Start the evaluation of the dream disaster level!"
 "The dreamer is here, and now I'm ready to use my prying ability to probe the dream of the dream disaster, and formulate a dream-crossing plan!"
 …
 Jinling University.
 Outdoor study.
 The siren rang loudly, and the cordon was pulled up.
 The building where the study room is located is shielded, and idlers are not allowed to set foot in the area.
 A professional in uniform is controlling the precision instrument with a serious face.
 Official law enforcement officers are skillfully maintaining order at the scene.
 Obviously, this is not the first time they have encountered such a situation.
 in the crowd.
 A number of figures in black trench coats came slowly and gathered in front of the screen.
 The screen reflects the picture of the study room.
 In the picture, all thirty-six students are lying on their desks, sleeping soundly, and some are still snoring.
 Many students also uttered various dream babble.
 "Yes! I will definitely win this one!"
 "Don't... I'm not fighting anymore, I've already lost four in a row... Leave me alone, I really can't fight landlords..."
 "Woo woo mother said that gambling is wrong!"
 "Hahahaha! This blows my king, I will definitely win!"
 …
 These ravings made the man in black, who was staring at the screen, frown even more tightly.
 The leader of the man in black exhaled a breath, and then said, "The situation doesn't look very optimistic, these people are deep in their dreams."
 "Ready, lock the peeping object, and the dream picture will be projected on the display screen!"
 "The peeping dream counts down the seconds."
 "Three, two, one..."
 "Drip-"
 A soft sound.
 next moment.
 Ripples like water began to appear on the screen.
 After the ripples trembled, the picture gradually became clearer.
 …
 …
 The dilapidated walls exuded black liquid, and black moss grew on the fallen white wall paint.
 Cobwebs are densely covered, and the spiders that are hanging down are corroding the minced meat wrapped in cobwebs.
 The smell of rot can be smelled through the screen.
 The old furniture, the gloomy light, and the occasional sound of bones rubbing together are creepy.
 The center of the room.
 The student who was locked into Peeping Dream was sitting sweating profusely on a wooden chair dripping with blood, with a card table in front of him.
 The blood that dripped was the student's own.
 The student's face was pale, and his eyes were full of fear and despair.
 He was holding the tattered and old deck of cards spread out in a fan shape in one hand, and all the five fingers on the other hand were cut off and blood was flowing.
 Lose a game, cut a finger...
 He lost five games in a row.
 Five fingers said no, no.
 The student was trembling all over. With difficulty, he bit down four cards one by one with his teeth, then spat them out and scattered them on the card table.
 "Three...three with one."
 The students' voices were shaking as they said.
 "Wang Bang, crush to death!"
 The cold, hoarse voice, like the creaking sound of a fruit knife pressing **** the surface of the glass, made people feel goosebumps all over.
 Snapped.
 Two black-and-red trump cards painted with images of strange women were grabbed by rotten hands and thrown down, and fell on the card table, along with a dropped eyeball.
 After rolling the eyeball around, it was grabbed back by the rotten hand.
 The student trembled all over, raised his head, and found a figure on the opposite side of the card table, staring at him with bloodshot eyes that had just been plugged back.
 "Young man...you lost again."
 "This is the last hand. Your bet is...heart."
 A strange creature who could vaguely see the shape of a graceful woman, with a crescent-shaped mouth, smiled and said hoarsely.
 "Do not…"
 The students were desperate and sweating.
 He screamed and stood up, threw all the cards in his hand, pushed the card table with one arm, covered his five-fingered hand, and desperately wanted to escape.
 However, no matter how he escaped, even with the speed of a 100-meter sprint, he could not escape this old room.
 The sinister rotten woman suddenly appeared behind the student.
 The student turned his head,
 He let out a desperate and frightened hissing scream.
 A withered and rotten hand pierced the student's heart, grabbing a beating heart and pulling out his body.
 with a puff,
 The heart that was taken out was bitten.
 …
 "Drip-"
 At this point, the picture fell into darkness.
 …
 …
 "Report!"
 "The thirty-six students who are currently involved in the dream disaster have begun to die!"
 "The analysis results have come out. According to the feedback from the dream peeping ability, the coverage of the dream disaster, and the speed of death of the students involved, the current level of the dream disaster can be evaluated, and the dream disaster can be preliminarily identified as a 'Strange Rank Three'. class."
 "The code name of the dream disaster can be tentatively set as [Ghost Solitaire], and there is a 1% probability of extracting the taboo device of the third grade of the strange order!"
 Outdoor study.
 A young girl in a black trench coat with an immature face reported data and materials to a middle-aged man who was sitting in front of the screen, smoking a cigarette, and fell into deep thought.
 "Strange rank three?"
 "The rank is a little lower, and the killing efficiency of the Dream Disaster Creatures should not be high. This is fortunate. It is possible to implement the forced dream breaking plan, and the sleeping students... How many can be saved."
 The middle-aged man stood up, put the cigarette between his fingers, and shook off the ash.
 The dream disaster of the third rank of the strange rank, although the rank is not high, can already cause casualties. Ordinary people are caught in it. If the dream disaster is overcome slowly, it is basically difficult to survive.
 Even if it is a dreamer, facing the dream disaster of the third rank, it is easy to have an accident if you are not careful.
 Dreamer is a special profession derived from this gradually strange world.
 This world is vast, technologically advanced, and extremely prosperous.
 But one day, a strange narcolepsy suddenly appeared, and it spread and spread rapidly.
 People infected with this type of narcolepsy will fall asleep, fall into strange dreams, experience all kinds of terrifying things, and eventually die miserably.
 This kind of weirdness is called a dream disaster.
 In this world, there is no supernatural.
 But, there is in the dream.
 Ghosts, demons, demons, beasts, evil gods, sins...
 There are in dreams.
 Once you encounter a dream disaster and fall into a deep sleep, you will definitely experience boundless terror.
 The most terrifying thing is...
 If you die in a dream, your death will be reflected in reality simultaneously.
 For example, if you suffocate to death in a dream, suffocation will also occur in reality.
 Being divided by five horses in a dream will also show this tragic death in reality...
 Even if it is smashed into mud, chopped into meat sauce, burned into ashes...
 In reality, it will be super easy to turn into slush, meat sauce and ashes.
 It is very unscientific.
 And what's even more unscientific...these dreams are contagious.
 Like a virus, it spreads and spreads around, infecting others, causing others to fall into the same dream and encounter the same danger.
 There was once a terrifying dream disaster, which started to expand from a community, infecting the entire third-tier city, millions of people fell into a dream, all were embedded in the walls of despair, and died in this tragic way.
 In reality, the bodies of these people are also embedded in the walls of reinforced concrete...
 Dream disaster makes this era weird.
 But it also gave this era an opportunity, because the dreamer was born.
 As long as you survive the dream disaster with your own abilities, you can grab the key to open the door to the dream world and gain the ability to re-enter the dream.
 Moreover, there is a high chance of being able to awaken a special ability.
 These special abilities are the capital of the dream master to help others safely pass through the strange dream of peaceful destruction!
 Therefore, the requirements for becoming a dream master are very strict.
 It is not only necessary to survive the dream disaster alone, but the strength of the dream spirit is sufficient, and it is necessary to awaken special abilities, both of which are required to be a dreamer.
 Some people say that UU reading www.uukanshu.com This is a strange event in parallel time and space. It came to this world in the form of a dream and eroded this world.
 And even if you can survive the dream disaster, some of the will in the dream disaster will secretly parasitize the human body, gradually erode, and eventually turn into a dream demon and walk the world.
 Therefore, dream disasters are very dangerous.
 Dreaming, dreaming,
 Looking for her in a dream, ferrying yin and yang!
 Re-entering the dream disaster to ferry and wander... Even an experienced dream master may not be able to escape completely.
 Therefore, a dreamer is also a profession with a very high mortality rate.
 …
 "If it's just a dream disaster of the third-rank strange, I think these students who haven't died can still be rescued."
 "Chen Xi, gather the other members of the team and prepare to attack the dream!"
 The middle-aged man said seriously.
 "Here!"
 The girl in the black trench coat put her legs together and responded loudly.
 However, when the two of them made a decision.
 In the distance, a shout suddenly came.
 "Report! Team Zhang, a student woke up from a dream!"
 "People are already under control!"
 "Looking at the action, you're a habitual offender, and you can't rule out the possibility of being parasitized by the dream demon!"
 …
 Both the girl and the middle-aged man were stunned.
 Can you survive and wake up alone from the dream disaster of the 3rd rank of strange order so quickly?
 If it wasn't for the dream demon parasite.
 Maybe it's about awakening a genius dreamer!
 The middle-aged man was suddenly excited, and then he put out the cigarette and sat down immediately.
 He narrowed his eyes and stared at the screen in front of him.
 On the screen, there is an innocent face, holding his head, squatting on the ground,
 Like a boy who was just caught out of the bathing city.
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 There is no magic in this world, 
 But in the dream. 
 Ghosts, demons, demons, beasts, evil gods, sinful people… 
 There are dreams. 
 From the appearance of the first dream disaster that can kill people, the world has become weird. 
 in such a dangerous world. 
 Get a panel called “Dating and loving family”, 
 Du Fang, who suddenly had a happy family, 
 I feel like my style is not right.
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 After a series of life-changing events, Pei Ge decides to start anew and rediscover her place in this world. She gets a new job, new friends and… a new boss whom she mistakes as a male host!
 He helps her to get revenge on a back-stabbing friend, supports her when it seems that the world has given up on her, encourages her to be more confident about herself and even… messes up her blind dates!
 With her strong working abilities and fiery attitude, she manages to climb up the ranks in the company (under the devious scheme of a certain CEO) and even gains a fan girl who can’t wait to be her sister-in-law.
 As Pei Ge navigates through the ups and downs of office politics, family drama, finding her right partner and societal expectations, she realizes that things are not as simple as it seemed and everything she had believed in is tested…
 The Big Misunderstanding:
 “You asshole! Why didn’t you use protection?! I’m pregnant!”
 “…It’s not mine.”
 “Asshole! You actually dare to not admit it?! I gave all my firsts to you! You jerk!”
 …
 At the gynecologist, she read her pregnancy lab report and was stunned: Irregular period.
 The man raised an eyebrow and smirked, “Didn’t you make a ruckus about being pregnant with my child? Where is the child?!”
 “…” Who is scared of who? Let’s make a bet!
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 This is the story of the Phoenix Vidyarāja and a Grand Demon just awakened from Hell.
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 On the ancient battlefield, two armies were standing in stalemate. On one side were the Vajras, the Arhats, the Gods and the Buddhas from the Realm of Gods. On the other side were all the of monsters and demons from the Blood Sea in Hell.
 The personification of that Grand Demon leaped forward, holding a long sword across his chest. He flew across the battlefield, insolently cutting in halves the eleven Phoenix Bone Arrows, each of which was enough to destroy the world.
 Then, he arrived in front of the Phoenix Vidyarāja, who was standing high above the masses:
 “Your Majesty, please don’t move—”
 “I didn’t come for the war. I came to propose to you.”
 Phoenix was the Buddha’s inexorable doom for thirty-thousand years, while Zhou Hui was Phoenix’s redemption that could free him from the fate of his eternal life.
 After hundreds of thousands of years of endless light and shadow, this handsome yet devilish man finally emerged from Hell,
 To bring the Phoenix Vidyarāja away from the gandah-gajah Kingdom of Buddhism and the boundless lotus sea.
 “Let me follow you to that world. For you, I’ll be invincible forever—”
 You’re my shore after swimming across hundreds of miles of water. You’re my destination after traveling through thousands of miles of land.
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 In each world, there would be the ultimate blackened female lead called Lin Xia, and each of them would’ve drowned in the light of their first love, aka the moonlight. Unsurprisingly, all of these moonlights were beautiful, attracting the love and adoration of Lin Xia, but in each and every world, the moonlight would eventually leave in the end, ultimately causing the blackening of Lin Xia’s fragile heart.
 Years later, when the blackened Lin Xia finally fell for another woman, the special memories of the moonlight which was buried deep within her blackened heart began to fade, replaced by the light of the true soulmate.
 And when the memories of the moonlight faded to almost nothing, the moonlight returned abruptly, only to be rejected by the moved-on Lin Xia. Filled with a crazed sense of jealousy, the moonlight began to destroy the new couples’ lives, only to be hated entirely and finally, crushed cruelly by the angered female lead.
 And this is where the story begins, as a world-hopper, Ye SangSang would complete her missions in these worlds.
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 Gu Yixin became the cannon fodder in a book.
 In the original book, the cannon fodder designed the villain to make himself pregnant and married into a wealthy family but was retaliated against later.
 Gu Yixin opened his eyes and lay on the villain’s bed, a 1.9-meter super cool and super handsome president pressing him down with a cool and domineering look.
 Then Gu Yixin overthrew the president, it feels indescribable.
 *
 Lu Mingshi, a wealthy tycoon, is a famous celebrity. He has never been close to women or men. Many people suspect that he has problems in that aspect.
 Until one day, the boss blocked his 18-year-old babysitter on the construction site and lifted up his tailored handmade shirt to reveal his slightly raised belly. “I’m pregnant, come back with me.”
 Gu Yixin: “?” It doesn’t seem to be what it says in the book.
 Migrant workers who focus on moving bricks gong (18 y.o) x Cold-faced boss president shou (29 y.o)
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 Su Xue, a woman in her mid 20s, is struggling both in paying rent and finding her path in life. Her latest stint has her trying to become a popular League of Legends streamer, though to poor results. One day, she is interrupted in the middle of a livestream by a surprise visit from her landlady. She is informed that she will be having a new roommate. The landlady’s nephew, Lin Feng, a 18 year old boy who has just transferred over to Shanghai for his last year of high school. 
 Though initially opposed to it, Su Xue reluctantly agrees to the arrangement. She learns that the two share a common interest—League of Legends—and that he’s really amazing at the game. Lin Feng also reveals to her he wishes to become the best professional League of Legends player in the world. 
 The next day. Lin Feng attends his first day of school as a transfer student at High School 13. He meets Ouyang and Yang Fan, and the trio find a common passion in League of Legends. Lin Feng is then introduced to Ren Rou, the president of the esports club with a fiery personality, and Tang Bingyao, a quiet bookworm with a love for money and a surprising talent for the game. 
 A little about Lin Feng’s past is revealed. He was a once pro player, the youngest in history and a contender for the best player in the world. Until the finals of the Season 1 World Championship. There, he lost to his arch-rival, an equally brilliant Korean youth. That was the peak of his career, and also the turning point in his life. He stepped down from his team and disappeared from competitive play altogether. Now, after a four year long hiatus, he aims to make a comeback 
 Over the next couple of weeks, Lin Feng learns about the upcoming Shanghai 16 School Tournament, and that his school’s esports club had performed especially poorly the previous year. He agrees to coach the club’s team and help them win the first place trophy this year. And so, he starts the members of the club out on an intense training bootcamp. 
 Meanwhile, the Season 5 League of Legends World Championship is taking place at around the same time. Tian Tian, one of Lin Feng’s former teammates and best friend, is on one of the Chinese teams playing at Worlds. After a poor showing, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Lin Feng witnesses everything in a viewing party with the esports club members and becomes worried. 
 On the day of the Shanghai 16 School tournament, Lin Feng reunites with Tian Tian on the phone. He tells Tian Tian he’s going to return to the professional scene, that he’s making a new team and plans to invite him. But Tian Tian has to vow not to give up at Worlds and keep winning. Tian Tian agrees, and Lin Feng promises he’ll fight alongside him. Lin Feng then heads into his match with renewed resolve, to climb from the bottom all the way back to the top, and overcome the rival that defeated him so many years ago. 
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 Xu Du was bound to a “anti-whitewashing” system, which shuttles through the route of various whitewashing scum. The task is to stop the scum man from “washing white”, and guard the girls who are abused and cheated by the scum man.
 The system: As a privilege of the executor, you can make a request for your shuttle identity.
 Xu Du: Rich, can wave, the card is big enough.
 So he became rich, can wave, rowdy enough …… cannon fodder.
 In a word: A story of cannon fodder stopping a variety of white washing scum.
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 Pian Pian had once been the biggest bigshot in the whole game, but had disappeared from the Jianghu after being framed.
 Soon after, she bought over an account online from the xianyu app, and got ready to raise up this old player’s account. But then she realised that the former user’s online relationship had also been a real-life relationship – with the former user having aborted her scum husband’s baby. Her own female disciple had used her to climb up, and then repeatedly killed the former user to the point that she couldn’t take it anymore and sold her account – it had really been excessively cliche. Pian Pian felt that her plan to abuse the cheating scum husband back, was somewhat refreshing.
 Former User’s Husband: “She’s not like you – she’s very innocent. If you have anything to say, say it to me instead!”
 Pian Pian: “There’s no need, happy divorce!”
 Former User’s Husband: “Ai, why’re you forcing yourself to act strong.”
 Pian Pian: “I’m not forcing myself, this is completely real strength. After all, I’m the game’s strongest woman[4].”
 Former Disciple: “Hubbie, did you hear her? She said that she’s Boss Han’s woman! Let’s help her spread this happy news around!”
 Pian Pian: “Wait, I think you read that wrong!”
 Later on, she who had dealt with the gossip surrounding her and Boss Han, had actually met the real deal.
 “Pian Pian, I heard that you wanted to become my woman?”
 “…You think that’s possible?”
 “Of course.”
 Under the gaze of thousands, she received a message from the game system.
 ‘Yi Chuan Han Xing wants to do a pair action with you: forcibly kiss. Do you accept? [Yes] [No].”
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 The entire entertainment circle knew that whenever leading actress Du Yu Shu and Emperor Ye Jingan encountered each other, in their free time they would speak with poison on their tongues and release gunpowder all around them in the air-ready to destroy, their poor relationship was to the point where fans from both sides had already given up on fighting with each other.
 But no one knew that Du Yu Shu was actually a very big fan of Ye Jingan, every day she would go online and praise him #bow to male god, #male god is very handsome, #male god I want to give birth to a little monkey with you, #give birth a flower goddess # fan in true love;
 At the same time, no one knew that Ye Jingan was Du Yu Shu’s fan, every day he would go online and worship her #goddess, #please marry me goddess, #seeking to support the goddess, #I’ll kneel so please look at me goddess #this is true love ;
 Until one day, they both entered into the same entertainment variety show- causing the entire entertainment circle to go mad, though it was a very delightful spectacle to watch, one day, they fell off a horse.
 —I heard you like me?
 —So?
 —Well I like you,
 —I like you too.
 Small Theater:
 When the news broke out that Ye Jingan and Du Yu Shu would attend the same reality show, fans from both sides started crying tears→
 → Fan A: goddess, why didn’t you think this through clearly! A good reality show will become a murder scene, the director will cry!
 Fans II: In order for the program to run without any problems, the director must not put male god and goddess in the same group ah!
 Fans three: I think the real purpose of the reality show is to make Male God and Goddess’s battle of the sharp tongues into a full on war-conflict!
 A year later, Ye Jingan made a Weibo posting :
 Ye Jingan V: Thank you, we are together.
 Now, fans have felt that they need to see a doctor, an optometrist.
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 Hey, let’s have a crush together.
 The nervous student Xu Jingjing has a crush on the school grass Gao Zhan, and the academic tyrant Kang Jiawei nicknamed “Instant Noodles” has a crush on the goddess Xu Jingjing.
 In order to get close to her favorite male god, Xu Jingjing separated Gao Zhan and Xu Jingjing, and formed a “secret love front alliance” with Kang Jiawei – she urged him to lose weight and inspired him to pursue Xu Jingjing;
 And Kang Jiawei helped her review her homework, which made her grades improve by leaps and bounds. The relationship between the two has undergone subtle changes in the process of helping each other, which seems to go beyond friendship…
 Until the death of Kang’s father, Kang Jiawei left without saying goodbye to the United States, and this hazy relationship ended without a trace.
 At the class reunion eight years later, “Instant Noodles” counterattacked gorgeously and turned into a tall, rich and handsome real estate developer. He decided to make up for the regrets eight years ago and made a belated confession——
 Kang Jiawei: “I like you, Jingjing. Be my girlfriend.”
 Xu Jingjing: “Why do you think that I will be your girlfriend in eight years? What if I have a boyfriend?”
 Kang Jiawei: “It doesn’t matter, if you have a boyfriend, I will find a way to make him an ex.
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 After transmigrating into a novel, Shen Jiangling became the vicious male supporting character with a tragic end in a danmei novel with the classic domineering president trope.
 He looked at the black card in his pocket, thought of his loving family, and stated that whoever wanted to be the vicious male supporting character can do it, he didn’t want to anymore!
 On his way home after finishing the act, Sheng Jiangling picked up a dog that was in a sorry state.
 The dog was particularly reserved, and it took him a lot of effort for the other party to warm up to him.
 Unexpectedly, when Shen Jiangling brought home a close friend’s golden retriever to temporarily look after, the reserved dog stared at the golden retriever for a long time.
 Then, he suddenly transformed into the villain of the novel, staring at him fiercely.
 “You have me, yet you still want to raise another dog?”
 Shen Jiangling: Excuse meow?
 What godly development is this?
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 This novel is also known as A Stay-at-home Dad's Restaurant In An Alternate World 
 There is a very strange restaurant in the City of Sin. 
 Elves and dwarves must share a table, orcs are strangely well behaved, dragons are only welcomed on the small square in front of the restaurant, and the demons must bring their own stool. 
 This strange restaurant with their strange rules continuous to attract a long line of customers. 
 “This place serves the best food! The chef of this restaurant is a genius!” Some of the guests in the restaurant left glowing reviews. But these guests have a word of warning for other guests, “No matter what you do, never, never attempt to kidnap the boss or try to ‘eat and run’. You will die.” 
 A cute little girl stood near the door, and demanded in her tiny voice, “You have eaten the food, now pay up, or I will beat you to death.” The five-meter tall dragon suddenly felt a chill running up its spine.
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 “Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” 
 “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”
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