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 "Anchor, stop shopping and go interview Brother Dou!"
 "Brother Dou! Brother Dou! Brother Dou!"
 "Master, stop chanting the curse."
 The barrage in the live broadcast room kept talking about Pan Dou.
 However, Zhao Xinyi always pretended not to notice. She is a serious reporter and will not follow online public opinion like other Internet celebrities.
 Her interview task today is to introduce the entire Yucai Primary School.
 Pan Dou was just an accident.
 Not the subject.
 Now, she will officially start today's interview task.
 As for little Pan Dou...goodbye, never see you again!
 She gritted her teeth and hated herself for not being able to think of interviewing him at that time.
 Leading to such embarrassment now.
 Become a joke to your peers.
 sad! !
 "Hey~Why is the flag-raising platform so busy!?"
 While she was thinking about things in confusion, the principal glanced at the flag-raising platform and was suddenly stunned.
 I saw a scattered circle of people surrounding the flag-raising platform.
 There are children and adults alike.
 "Is something going to happen?"
 He was worried that his grand plan had not yet been implemented, for fear of encountering an accident midway.
 "Go and see!"
 Thinking this, he walked over quickly with a little anxiety.
 Zhao Xinyi was stunned for a moment and looked up at the flag-raising platform.
 His face became slightly unnatural.
 That was the school's flag-raising platform and her execution platform.
 She had just been stabbed to death by a child at the flag-raising platform in front of the entire audience.
 It became a joke across the internet.
 It hurts to think about it.
 To be honest, she really didn't want to go there.
 But looking at the principal's retreating figure, she could only bite the bullet and follow quickly.
 "Nowadays, children's play is so advanced that they actually pray for rain on the flag-raising platform."
 "Don't tell me, it's quite impressive."
 "So cute."
 "Dad, I want to play too."
 The adults and children who were watching looked at Pan Dou and the three people on the flag-raising platform, whispering to each other, and their eyes were full of interest.
 "It turned out to be children playing house. I was shocked."
 When the principal saw this scene, he stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead.
 Pan, Pan Dou! ?
 Zhao Xinyi, who was following closely behind, suddenly widened her eyes.
 It’s not that enemies don’t get together.
 Damn, I met this naughty kid again.
 Isn't it because of fate?
 She trembled in her heart and almost dropped the phone and turned around to leave.
 Simply, years of learning to deal with stress allowed her to calm down.
 Only then did I realize that Pan Dou was playing house with two children.
 Her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.
 If I record Pan Dou playing house, wouldn't he become one of his black materials in the future?
 And it's HD.
 He can take the opportunity to take revenge.
 Expose bad breath.
 Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smile sinisterly.
 I happened to be photographed by the photographer.
 "Damn it, my Xinyi has turned black."
 "I already guessed what she was going to do."
 "Brother Dou, won't another famous scene happen?"
 "Brother Dou is so miserable. He was so focused on playing the game that he didn't even notice the danger coming."
 "It's normal for children to play house, what's the matter?"
 "Do you want to look through your previous QQ space before talking?"
 "It feels normal now, but looking back in the future I might be so embarrassed that I dug out three bedrooms and one living room from the ground."
 The audience in the live broadcast room sympathized with Pan Dou, but in fact they were looking forward to seeing Pan Dou embarrassed.
 They are netizens who only care about having fun and do not take sides.
 They laugh at whoever is in trouble.
 The main thing is fairness.
 "Principal, let's take pictures of the students' childishness."
 "Yes, children are the future of our country, and they need more attention."
 Upon hearing Zhao Xinyi's request, the principal smiled and stepped forward to clear the way.
 The childishness of the students on campus is also a major attraction of the school, which can resonate with netizens and in turn arouse higher attention.
 This was exactly what he wanted.
 "What you see now is a group of primary school students playing house, and judging from the situation, they are praying for rain... It should be imitating the rain praying ceremony in the mythical TV show."
 "I have to say that today's children are very innovative."
 "Like ours back then, the house could only play simple games such as rag dolls and police catching thieves."
 "And these three children in front of me are actually praying for rain."
 Zhao Xinyi smiled and held up the microphone to introduce Pan Dou and their games.
 "Tsk, tsk, isn't the one hanging on the altar my rain god?"
 "Haha, there's nothing wrong with asking the Rain God to pray for rain. I'm a professional."
 "Brother Dou has quite a wide range of interests."
 "Uncles born in the 2000s mistakenly entered the high-end game born in the 10s."
 "Damn it, am I already an uncle after 2000?"
 "One thing to say is that the Bagua drawn by Brother Dou is very standard. Most people really can't draw it."
 "Drawing Bagua, setting up altars, hanging statues of gods... it's just a standard rain praying ceremony on TV."
 The audience in the live broadcast room enthusiastically discussed the rain praying ceremony of Pan Dou and the others.
 It looks stylish, quite similar to that.
 "No one is allowed to come near!!"
 When Zhao Xinyi was about to get closer to take the photo, Liu Tiezhu had a serious face and stretched out his hand to stop her.
 "Well……"
 Zhao Xinyi's smile froze. Sure enough, the kid who could play with Pan Dou was not a serious kid.
 "Hey!!"
 At this time, Pan Dou stood up suddenly and pressed the light button on the hilt of the sword. The cylindrical blade suddenly lit up and turned into a lightsaber.
 He looked serious and muttered something:
 "Qian Jingyao shines on the east side of the jade pond, and the powerful sage of the alliance orders Qingtong.
 Thousands of miles of fire were thrown and the palace was shaken, and the rain cavalry quickly came to Taimeng.
 …
 Thunder and lightning spit poison to drive away the five dragons, and the four clouds are full of gloomy figures.
 With the sound of the sound, the whole world turned into darkness, and the rivers where the rain burst flooded.
 Taishang Laojun, you are as urgent as the law! ! "
 When he chanted this spell, the people around him were stunned.
 And the spell! ?
 So professional?
 "Damn it, what did Brother Dou mean? Can anyone explain it professionally?"
 "I am a student of the Taoist Academy, and what Brother Dou is reciting is the "Mu Lang Rain Prayer Mantra" written by Bai Yuchan, one of the Five Southern Patriarchs!"
 "Now, this is called professionalism."
 "Brother Dou, are you serious!?"
 "Children today are so scary, playing house so professionally."
 "I cried. Playing house is no better than others."
 The audience in the live broadcast room were amazed when they saw Pan Dou reciting a lot of Taoist mantras.
 Not to mention anything else, just recite this rain-praying mantra.
 Pan Dou can already be called a professional.
 "Photograph it, photograph it..."
 Zhao Xinyi was very excited and asked the photographer to focus the camera on Pan Dou, for fear of missing any detail.
 The photographer rolled his eyes. Are you so excited?
 Compared with being stabbed to death by a primary school student, playing house is nothing more than a child's joke.
 For adults, it’s two-dimensional cosplay.
 Nothing to be surprised about.
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 Pan Dou was killed by a time-traveling sacred artifact truck, traveled to a parallel world, and became a seven-year-old primary school student. From then on, he started his naughty career.
 A freshman reported that he was praying for rain at the flag-raising platform, and heavy rain continued for three days and nights, forcing the school to take a three-day holiday.
 On the first day of class, he led a group of friends to catch mice and keep them as pets, which almost scared the class teacher to death.
 On the second day of class, he caught a big python, which scared the teacher and called the police.
 On the third day of class, he caught a crocodile and alerted the fire brigade.
 On Teacher's Day, he even dug out cannonballs from the grove and gave them to the principal as a gift.
 The principal was about to cry but had no tears: "Did you know? He sent the bombs to my office by singing the devilish children's song 'I'm going to blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know'. I almost cried out of fear at that time."
 The SWAT officer exclaimed: "We were fully armed to carry the shells, but he dug them out with his bare hands."
 It was originally thought that digging out cannonballs was Pan Dou's ultimate operation, but as the siren sounded, he dug out corpses, ancient tombs, and ancient humans in the school...
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 Su He crossed back to the public beta of “Fate of God” and became the first player of the Blue Star god.
 
 While other players are still struggling for a few pieces of equipment, Su He has cultivated thousands of believers to fight for himself.
 
 When other players are complacent because they exploded a skill book, Su He has taken control of the divine power, and he immediately cast a super forbidden curse, destroying the world!
 
 When other players spent a lot of money in order to build a gang, Su He has established the first player duchy to surrender the night elves!
 
 Five years later.
 
 Outland civilization invaded, and a large number of foreign masters came out, preparing for an expedition to Blue Star.
 
 At a critical moment, Su He slowly unfolded God’s Domain in the face of thousands of troops and horses, summoning countless mad believers, and frightened the invaders on the spot.
 
 “Blue Star actually has a deity player???”
 
 “Big brother, we were wrong, please be an individual!”
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 This is a doomsday city where zombies are rampant and mutant beasts are teeming.
 Five years!
 Xu Qiu has lived through hell for five years, and finally one day!
 He sacrificed almost everything to escape from this doomsday city with his sister.
 In an instant, the communication was restored, he took out his mobile phone excitedly, and said with a trembling voice: "Hey! Demon spirit! I escaped from the apocalypse!"
 As a result, he found out that it was all fake!
 He is just a clown played by the world!
 ...
 Directly in front of him, countless tanks, helicopters, and soldiers are pointing their guns at him.
 "Stop, go back!"
 "You must not leave the city of doomsday!" someone said.
 Later, the ignorant sister beside her was shot in the head.
 Xu Qiu silently returned to the city of doomsday, and at the same time, a strange voice sounded in his ears:
 "Whether to activate the Doomsday Editor and declare war on this different world!"
 "Yes!"
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 No matter what knowledge you copy into the library, you can master it immediately? 
 And you can also form various worlds? 
 You can even obtain various supernatural powers from books? Shen Lin said that he was going to be rich! 
 What book should I copy? Jin Ping Mei?
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 Reporter: “Su Shen, what’s the secret to your success?”
 Su Mo: "As everyone knows, I am a child without a father. I fell behind at the starting line, so I have to work harder!"
 "So, Su Shen, your secret is 'hard work'?"
 Under the eager gazes of the reporters, Su Mo shook his head: "No, hard work is not the key."
 "Then the key is...?"
 "The key is that my father left me a trillion inheritance before he left!"
 Reporter: “￥%……%”
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 Qin Yuhang accidentally obtained an all-powerful extraction system, which allowed him to extract wealth, ability, and IQ... From then on, his counterattack in life began.
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 Passer-by: He is just a useless bastard who got lucky and became the poor son-in-law of the richest family! 
 Big Wife: Sisters, someone here is talking bad about my husband! 
 "I'll immediately mobilize my troops to crush you!" 
 "I'll ask the bank to cut off his funds immediately!" 
 "I'll hack into his computer right away!" 
 "I'll..." 
 Protagonist: Low profile! Ladies, keep a low profile! I haven't found the enemy who destroyed the family in the first place!
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 (The new book is set sail, you can read the old book “Auto Chess in the Operating Room”, the amount is large and the amount is full) 
 Qin Lang has obtained the life simulator system. As long as he obtains simulation points, he can simulate the career of a doctor and obtain various rewards: 
 【At the age of 24, through your own efforts, you have obtained the qualification to go to the first city hospital for further training from the community hospital. 】 
 【You entered the Burn Plastic Surgery Department of the First Hospital of the City. Due to the accumulation of your previous life, you performed well in the first round of wards. You overcame the eight-year doctoral students in the same group, and obtained the tube bed one week later. qualifications. 】 
 【Six months later, you performed the first operation, and the superior doctor was shocked. 】 
 【At the age of twenty-five, you have obtained the establishment of the first city hospital…】 
 【At the age of twenty-seven, your paper was published in The Lancet…】 
 … 
 【At the age of sixty, you retired from the hospital and ended your career as a doctor】 
 【The simulation is over, the doctor’s career evaluation, the national famous doctor is 95. 】 
 【You can keep one of the following abilities】 
 【1. Sixty-year-old doctor skills】 
 【2. Sixty-year-old clinical experience】 
 【3. The wisdom of practicing medicine at the age of sixty】
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 A generation of soldiers hated to leave the army and disappeared for a few years. The strong against the sky returned to the city and set off a bloody storm again! 
 Simple and rude is my art of doing things, and just doing it is my attitude to life! 
 See how the top mad young man spreads across the city and writes his legendary king! 
 Still very cool and passionate!
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 Xu Jing traveled through a parallel world, bound to a god-level card drawing system, and obtained the championship-level qualification Riolu at the beginning, cheating all the way! 
 Are there dangers in the secret realm? Get a super good luck card! 
 【You will get super good luck within 24 hours, get whatever you want! 】 
 Are treasures extremely expensive? Get Treasure Tip Cards! 
 [4.5 kilometers ahead on the left, discover the secret treasure of the water system: the mysterious water droplet] 
 Can't find a rare elf? Get rare elf reminder cards! 
 [26.5 kilometers ahead, find 6V flashing iron dumbbells] 
 Training elf skills? Get the Roar of Time skill card! 
 The elf level is not enough? Get a critical hit card with 100 times experience! 
 Xu Jing: Adventure in the secret realm, my elves and I are forging ahead together. You can do whatever you want, I am invincible!
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 Working in a big factory for several years, Wang An, who was prematurely aging, accidentally obtained a cheat that can earn experience. The improvement of his skills brought him unexpected surprises.
 It turns out that some things are not just legends.
 Lightness kung fu can really make people walk on the snow without a trace, and fly over the walls.
 Vajra is not broken, it can indeed produce the power of vajra, and become the body of vajra, invulnerable to swords and guns.
 Congenital qi, grasping iron into mud
 &nbsp;…
 Brushing experience does not rely on simple repetition, but requires continuous learning, summarization, and comprehension.
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 “Daniel and his notorious agent did almost anything to succeed, but sadly they did. Daniel Sandler is without a doubt the most powerful Hollywood player of the century. A trump card!” 
 — “Time” magazine 
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 Lin Fan travels to the parallel game world and binds the favorability value system—— 
 Ding, host and beauty hold hands, reward: one hundred thousand dollars! 
 Ding, the host hugs the beautiful woman’s waist, reward: $200,000! 
 Ding, the host kisses the beauty, reward: 500,000 US dollars! 
 Ding, the host and the beauty are in love…! 
 Picking up girls and picking up girls have become Lin Fan’s daily life, as long as the more beauties you have, 
 The more money you have, the richest man in the world, perhaps only overnight! 
 In addition to money, you can also earn points for knocking down beautiful women and turn on goodwill points 
 The mall has all kinds of black technologies, what you want, what you have! 
 (This story and characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.)
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