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 Except for Ye Chen, everyone was far away, and even Director Yan was coughing non-stop, it was really... so smelly! I can't stand it at all!
 "Let him take a break, it really doesn't work! Let him go home and rest first!"
 Seeing Gao Jianwen's eyes closed tightly and his face flushed, all the teachers didn't care. Anyone who encounters this will be ashamed to see others!
 In this case, fainting is probably the best result!
 "Other students, go back to class quickly! That...Ye Chen, you wait here, and when he wakes up, please send him home again!" Director Yan said thoughtfully.
 He was certain in his heart that Gao Jianwen was pretending, and he should be able to wake up after a while. What Gao Jianwen hopes most now should be to hide himself and never be noticed by his classmates!
 The other teachers nodded and prepared to organize their students to leave.
 However, at this moment.
 "Now he must be sent to the hospital immediately! Don't wait here! Otherwise, he will die!" Ye Chen said seriously.
 What? Must be sent to the hospital immediately, or die immediately?
 Was it smoked to death by fart?
 Everyone wants to laugh!
 "Student Ye Chen, aren't your words a little serious?" Director Yan asked.
 "I'm not alarmist! Look at him now, he is sweating profusely, his body temperature is rising, his pulse is accelerating, his breathing is rapid, and he has completely fallen into a deep coma! His symptoms are very similar to those of marsh gas poisoning! If the rescue is not timely , it might be life-threatening! Even if the rescue is delayed, it will cause permanent damage to the brain!"
 "What? Gas poisoning?"
 "Could it be...Could it be...he...has poison in his fart?"
 Everyone looked at each other, dumbfounded, and felt that their minds were a little... messy!
 After Ye Chen said this, Director Yan and those teachers couldn't care less about it anymore, and hurried forward to check on his situation!
 "Fever, rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, dilated pupils, this...is indeed a deep coma caused by poisoning!" A teacher said seriously.
 "I'll go! Fart, it's really poisonous!" Some students yelled strangely!
 "He even poisoned himself!"
 "An anecdote in the world! It's an anecdote in the world!"
 Although some people were joking, Ye Chen and those teachers didn't dare to delay any longer. They didn't care about the smell, and carried him directly to the County People's Court!
 Watching Gao Jianwen being pushed into the emergency room!
 Ye Chen's heart beat non-stop, uneasy!
 "It seems that I have gone too far this time!"
 God knows, the power of my fart is... so great!
 The class teacher Li Weihong came over and patted Ye Chen on the shoulder.
 "Don't be chaotic in the face of danger and take responsibility! Don't care about past suspicions and uphold righteousness! You, you did a good job!"
 "Old man...Teacher, you are too much, I didn't think so much!"
 "This is the rare and precious place. This is your true heart!" Afterwards, Li Weihong sighed: "Unexpectedly, there are so many teachers there, and you are the one who stands up at the critical moment! I really don't know, I should be ashamed , you should be gratified!"
 Hearing the old man's praise, Ye Chen was speechless!
 Now if I tell my father-in-law that all of this is caused by my own fart! I don't know if he will throw himself off the stairs!
 When Gao Lin heard the news that his son had fart poisoning, he was almost choked to death by the sip of tea he just drank!
 Fart poisoning? Or the son's own fart?
 He wants to swear!
 Now, he is dangling at the door, while Gao Jianwen's mother is crying!
 An hour later, the door of the rescue room opened!
 "Doctor, how is my son?"
 "Old Liu, how is my son?" Gao Jianwen's mother Li Fengmei asked eagerly.
 She is the head nurse of this hospital, and she is naturally familiar with methane poisoning. If it is dealt with in a timely manner, there will be no danger, but if it is... She simply can't imagine it!
 "Jianwen is out of danger, but he needs to rest!" Doctor Liu said to Li Fengmei and Gao Lin.
 "Old Liu! Thank you! Thank you! You saved my son's life!"
 "Fengmei, you are also a medical worker, so you naturally know that you should be most grateful to the person who sent Jianwen here in time. If you arrive late, the consequences will be disastrous!" Dr. Liu said.
 "Yes yes yes!" Li Fengmei nodded again and again, and then the two couples walked up to Ye Chen, thank you very much!
 It's quite embarrassing to mess with Ye Chen! Quite... Guilty!
 If, let the two couples know that the fart was done by themselves, I don't know, will they tear themselves up on the spot!
 When Ye Chen returned home, it was already past five in the afternoon!
 "Xiaochen, you came back just in time. Don't go to Huailing Mountain to help your father sell things today. Hurry up and help your mother calculate this month's accounts. Your Uncle Liu's father has an emergency, and he is waiting to pay for the bill." Ye Chen said Mother Feng Guizhi said.
 Ye Chen's family conditions are not good.
 His father Ye Zixiang had a car accident when he was young, and his legs have been paralyzed ever since. Sitting in a wheelchair all year round, I can't do other jobs. Fortunately, being close to Huailing Mountain, I can often carve some gadgets with my own hands, or make some clay sculptures by hand, sell them to tourists, and subsidize the family!
 Mother Feng Guizhi is a small vegetable vendor, selling vegetables all year round. In the past two years, the urban management and supervision have become stricter, and the business is not as good as before.
 However, the three members of their family did not ask too much, and they enjoyed themselves while suffering.
 "My account is a bit messy. When you do the calculations, be careful not to make mistakes." Feng Guizhi handed Ye Chen a yellowed homework book.
 Ye Chen opened the "small ledger", and there was a lot written on it!
 "No. 3.1, purchase: tomato 1.28 yuan/catties, 56 catties, cucumber 2.35/catties, 62 catties, coriander 5.36 yuan/catties, 2 catties, zucchini 1.35/catties, 42 catties...
 Return: tomato 0.63/catties, 7 catties, cucumber 1.14/catties, 15 catties, zucchini 0.65/catties, 4 catties. "
 The business on 3.1 was good, probably because I met a big client.
 If you buy the goods the night before, and if you can't sell them out the next day, you can return them, but the price will be greatly discounted.
 A total of 20 days of bills, every day, purchases, shipments, bits and pieces, various calculations.
 To be honest, when Ye Chen did the math for his mother for the first time, his heart was broken!
 Now, I'm used to it.
 Looking at this book, he is ready for a protracted battle, at least... two hours.
 He wanted to take out his mobile phone to settle the accounts, but when he touched his pocket, he found that... his mobile phone had been eaten!
 To be honest, it is impossible to say that there is no regret about eating mobile phones. In the future, if you don’t have a mobile phone to play games, it will be much more difficult to even settle accounts.
 "Mom, let me use your mobile phone. I forgot my mobile phone at school." Although my mother's mobile phone is an old-age phone five years ago, it is better than nothing!
 As he spoke, he scanned the ledger and went to get his phone from his mother's coat.
 However, as he walked, he froze!
 "Tomatoes are 1.28 yuan per catty, 56 catties, a total of 71.68 yuan, cucumbers are 2.35 yuan per catty, 62 catties, a total of 145.7 yuan, coriander is 5.36 yuan per catty, 2 catties, a total of 10.72 yuan... Purchased, 412.67 yuan, returned 102.16 yuan, the first Pay 310.51 yuan a day”
 "The next day is 200.69 yuan"
 "The third day is 156.58 yuan"
 "Day 4 166.31"
 "The fifth day..."
 "..."
 "A total of... 3032.56 yuan of purchase payment is payable."
 Slap!
 The small ledger fell to the ground!
 Ye Chen was frightened by himself!
 In the past, even with a calculator, it would take him an hour at the fastest to calculate the result, but now...one minute!
 Do not! It's less than a minute!
 Answer at a glance!
 Even... there is no need to deliberately calculate!
 This seems to be a subconscious reaction!
 Ye Chen was stunned!
 Then I quickly took out my mother's elderly phone to verify my results again, and it turned out...all correct!
 "What... what's going on with this shit? Why did this mushy head suddenly become the strongest brain? The speed is comparable to a calculator?" Ye Chen was confused!
 But then, Ye Chen's brain was wide open, and he had a flash of inspiration!
 "Could it be... Could it be that I swallowed the phone and gave... the computing power of the phone to... digest and absorb?"
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