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 "With your stomach and intestines, if you really eat this food from me, I’m afraid you’ll collapse and faint before tomorrow."
 "You're only staying with me for one night. I don't want to have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of my life just because of this one night.’"
 【puff! Hahaha, what a god! Brother Qi, by having no worries about food and clothing, you mean staying in the dormitory and stepping on the sewing machine every day, right?】
 【Eh! The guy upstairs, just talk about it. Don’t he know that you and I are civilized? If you do this, what if Brother Qi’s live broadcast room is blocked? (dog head)】
 【Speaking of which, since the little guy's intestines and stomach are relatively delicate, why does he still ask for food? Doesn't it know what's going on with it?】...
 "Maybe I don’t know!"
 Seeing the barrage sent by the audience?
 Lin Qi shrugged.
 He smiled and joked:"This thing is just like eating secretly when a girl loses weight. It doesn't matter whether she knows it or not."
 "As long as you can eat it?"
 "That is the happiest!"
 "As for how many pounds you will gain after eating? How will he cry bitterly and blame himself for why he can't control his mouth?"
 "None of that matters."
 Female viewers:"？？？"
 【Depend on! Brother Qi, are you poisonous? I just took a bite, and you actually started poking me. Without your help, how could I have lost control of my hands and mouth?】
 【That’s it! Brother Qi blames you! Without you, I wouldn’t have eaten half a roast chicken, two egg tarts, a bag of potato chips, and two braised eggs!】
 【Good guy, I'm just good guy! Are you sure you ate upstairs because of Brother Qi? I think you are just hungry, right? (crying with laughter)】......
 There were barrage of barrages. at the same time.
 While Lin Qi was interacting with the audience, news about Lin Qi began to quietly appear on major platforms on the Internet.
 Especially places like UX Shock Department, Weibo, Qiuqiu Kandian, Daily Old Articles, etc., which are full of all kinds of fake news.
 The various titles are eye-catching!
 《Shock! A Dousha anchor encountered a giant panda in his own vegetable garden and gave it meat porridge. Is this a rescue or a murder?》
 ——UX Shock Department
 《Dousha, an outdoor anchor, rescued giant pandas in his own vegetable garden, but due to lack of knowledge, he actually gave the giant pandas meat porridge without permission?》
 ——Old articles every day
 《When an outdoor anchor feeds giant pandas meat porridge, is it a deliberate show or does he have a hidden agenda? Can vegetarian giant pandas really digest meat?》
 ——What to see in Qiuqiu......
 Originally, this kind of news was nothing. In this era when fake news is flying everywhere, and even the official media is spreading rumors, news like this kind of news is nothing.......
 It will soon sink to the bottom of the ocean.
 As if nothing happened.
 But these self-media editors have forgotten that the giant panda is a national treasure, and any news related to it will easily become a hot search on major websites.
 And with these exaggerated titles, paired with the keywords of giant pandas, the number of clicks began to soar crazily in just an instant.
 The number of messages in the comment area has grown from a few dozen at the beginning to more than 5,000 when Lin Qixia was broadcast!
 Even on short video platforms like Doushou and Kuaiyin, all kinds of comments are flying!
 So, when Lin Qi woke up the next day, a large number of so-called"anti-counterfeiting experts" appeared while shaking his hands and making fast sounds.
 Threaten to send Lin Qi in!
 To this?
 Lin Qi obviously didn't know yet.
 Too lazy to care. after all.
 At this moment, Lin Qi's attention had long been attracted by the pressure coming from his body, and he couldn't help but exclaimed in his heart:
 ‘Shall I wipe it?! this......Could it be that after living as a human being for so long in my two lives, I am finally going to encounter such a bizarre incident today? '
 As if......
 It's like being crushed by a ghost!
 The dullness in front of the chest made Lin Qiqi unable to move!
 Surprised?
 Lin Qi quickly opened his eyes.
 But the next moment......
 "you......"
 Lin Qi twitched the corner of his mouth.
 He saw that the giant panda that he had originally put to rest in a dustpan next to him suddenly ended up on his belly at some point.
 Look at this cute baby who looks like an octopus, holding himself with arms and legs spread out, head tilted to one side, and shaking up and down with the rise and fall of his belly?
 Lin Qi smiled and pinched the little guy's cheek.
 "Ying Ying......"
 Perhaps he had forgotten where he was at the moment. The giant panda cried angrily and raised his hand to scratch his small round ears.
 The audience can't see that cute look now, otherwise, who knows how crazy they would be?
 "But......"
 "They can't see it, but I can let them see it!"Thoughts were surging in his heart. Lin Qi smiled evilly and summoned the tracking device in the system space. He took more than thirty photos of himself and the giant panda in all directions without blind spots, and finally selected nine. The most perfect one was sent to Weibo and Yuba.
 There was even a caption:"How annoying! I've obviously prepared a small nest for you, but you really have to sleep with me, right?"
 After writing, send!
 I didn't notice at all that the fifth news on Weibo's hot search list at the moment was about myself. Lin Qi smiled and gently lifted the giant panda away from his body.
 Just about to put it next to him?
 Suddenly!
 "Ying Ying?!"
 As Lin Qi moved, the giant panda immediately opened its eyes. Even because it was so close, Lin Qi could see the vigilance and fear in the little guy's eyes!
 It was as if......
 It's afraid of being caught by a wild animal!
 But soon.
 When you see Lin Qi clearly in front of you?
 The fear in the little guy's eyes quickly faded and changed, with a hint of curiosity and deep intimacy. This little guy was paddling like a turtle in the water.......
 He immediately swam towards Lin Qi's body.
 See this?
 Lin Qi sighed.
 He gently held the little guy in his arms, stroked the little guy's back and said:
 "I'm really wronged by you. You have to live alone in this world at such an old age, and even have to wait for your mother who doesn't know how to live or die to appear!"
 "well......"
 "Unless someone is extremely irresponsible, in your case, your mother is very likely to have had an accident in the mountains and forests!"
 The giant panda, who didn't understand what Lin Qi was talking about at all, now only knew that he could feel at ease with Lin Qi's arms.
 So.......
 With a face full of happiness and enjoyment, the little guy pushed hard into Lin Qi's arms again.
 That furry, warm touch, and the surging energy, obviously, after last night's emergency energy replenishment,......
 The little guy has generally recovered now
 【I go! Brother Qi is finally on the air. If it hadn't been on the air again, I would have thought that Brother Qi was criticized by those idiots and forced to quit the network! (Laughing and crying)]
 The new book is young, please give me flowers, evaluation votes, etc., thank you!!
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 Lin Qi came to the parallel world and was accidentally bound to the live broadcast system. As long as more people watch, he can get higher rewards. 
 Originally, Lin Qi wanted to spend the rest of his life peacefully in this ordinary mountain village. 
 But unexpectedly, a giant panda cub suddenly broke into his vegetable garden, completely breaking Lin Qi's peaceful and comfortable life! 
 and...... 
 I wonder if he is favored by the beast god? 
 Still very friendly. 
 Lin Qi's life since then has been filled with wild animals! 
 Leopard rescued by mountain patrol; 
 The little black bear stepped on the animal trap; 
 Smart and cute golden monkey; 
 The mighty and domineering golden eagle; 
 ... 
 If the company of these wild animals is enough to make people feel amazing... 
 Then look at the mountains of gold ore, agate, tourmaline, diamonds and other minerals in Lin Qi's house? 
 Audience: "Mamadi! Brother Qi, you are just going too far! It's just about getting close to animals, but you are so lucky?"
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 "Yue Bing, your life is over. Come back to the underworld with me quickly." 
 At the end of Yue Bingyang's life, facing Bai Wuchang who came to seduce his soul, he activated the god-level solution system. 
 "Impermanent seduction, what should I do?" 
 System: Stop talking and kiss her! 
 He looked at Bai Wuchang, who was wearing a moon-white cheongsam and high heels, dragging a foot-long tongue. 
 After hesitating for a moment, I had a choice in my mind! 
 Yue Bing pulled the soul seduction chain: "Please bear with me, I will do it quickly." 
 The next day Hei Wuchang came to the door, followed by a crying Bai Wuchang. 
 "Is it you who bullied my sister?" 
 Hei Wuchang is inexplicably flustered, I don't believe you can still kiss me? 
 Not long after, rumors started to spread in the underworld, and something serious happened in the world of the underworld. 
 Ah Cha, the King of Hades, was furious: "What? Are there still souls that can't be lured away? Officer Zhao, go!" 
 Zhao Li covered his eyes and came back: "Boss, this is a tough idea, how about we recruit him?" 
 Faced with the coercion of the sexy royal sister Pluto Acha, the system once again gave a prompt: "Pick up the little leather whip, she likes it."
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 Su Mu traveled through the parallel world and obtained the wealth system, and Liu Yifei was actually his classmate. 
 After his first love with Liu Yifei ended, Su Mu met one after another yet-to-be-famous female artists. 
 Ten years later, Su Mu, who had become a multinational capital, opened the reputation system again. 
 Su Mu, who appeared on the love show as an amateur, discovered that the female guests on the show were all his exes. 
 The song "Ten Years" made fairy Liu Yifei cry. 
 The song "Wujia Slope" made Li Di pretend to be real 
 The song "Queen" made Yang Mi kneel down and beg to get back together. 
 ......... 
 As each of his exes were exposed, everyone discovered that the entertainment industry had been trashed by Su Mu. 
 Su Mu, who has become a top player, said: "I just want everyone to be happy. They are all my wings."
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 Su Cheng traveled through time and became the UP owner of a small broken website. He could receive rewards through live broadcasts and his own table pets. 
 But Su Cheng's table pet was summoned directly from the world of Genshin Impact. 
 So Su Cheng's computer desktop quickly became extremely lively. 
 Nasida: Ahhh! Why can this white arrow lift me up? 
 Thor: You better think you can tease me with your mouse all the time and don't let me punch through the screen! 
 Hutao: Even if you turn off the screen! The chest will not expand! 
 Kamisato Ayaka: Wait a minute, why can this white arrow lift up my skirt? 
 Keqing: What is that document called study information over there? Can I go in and take a look? 
 Su Cheng: Don't go, there are tentacle monsters in the study information document. 
 Netizen: Is this really a table pet? Why is the sound so real? 
 So Su Cheng and the table pets began to live a shameless life. 
 Until one day, the desk pet really ran out of the computer!
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 Global Immortalization, you can gain cultivation through any means, such as going to school, going to work, starting a company, playing games, engaging in literature, engaging in entertainment, etc. The more difficult you do, the more generous the rewards of obtaining the Supreme Law will be. Zhou Yi activated the multiplier stealing system in this immortal parallel world. "Ding, congratulations to the host for activating the hundred-fold stealing system. Every time you do something, you can get a hundred-fold reward." "Ding, congratulations to the host for becoming...
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 Lu An, who traveled through the parallel world, became an 18th-tier actor and acquired skills in sex scenes! 
 then. 
 From then on, he embarked on a different path as an actor. 
 Yang Mi: "Lu An and I are just superiors and subordinates. That was just a sex scene. Do you understand the sex scene?" 
 Hot: "I am not the one who follows Lu An's rules, but he is the one who follows my mother's rules!" 
 Tang Wei: "Lu An is very professional and helped me a lot!" 
 Liu Yifei: "Shooting a sex scene with him is a scene I will never forget in my life!" 
 Invest in "Kurp", "Three Body", "In the Name of the People", "Wolf Warrior"... 
 It once benefited him a lot and became a business powerhouse in the entertainment industry. 
 then, 
 Female celebrities from the entertainment industry gathered around. 
 Ni Ni, Song Yi, Zhang Zifeng, Zhao Jinmark, Yang Chaoyue: Are there any sex scenes? Dad, I want to shoot sex scenes with you too! 
 audience: 
 "I don't envy the mandarin ducks, I don't envy the immortals. I envy Mr. Lu every day!" 
 “It’s only me, Brother Lu, who shoots sex scenes every day!” 
 "I suspect that the entire entertainment industry has become like Lu An!" 
 In this regard, 
 Lu An said: It’s really just that my acting career is too narrow!
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 Jiang Ming pursues Chen Keyan wholeheartedly, but Chen Keyan's family objects. Chen Keyan also hopes that Jiang Ming will achieve results; but Jiang Ming chooses to work in school. 
 Zeng Lanzhi liked Jiang Ming, she cared about Jiang Ming, and the two got married because of an accident. 
 Chen Keyan went to Wucheng in anger. 
 Jiang Ming also went his separate ways because of the disagreement between the two... 
 Only then did Jiang Ming realize that the person he loved was still Chen Keyan. He had been waiting for the opportunity, hoping to reconcile with Chen Keyan again. 
 When Jiang Ming had been teaching for several years and realized that he could not teach in a school, he chose to go to Wucheng. 
 When he came to Wucheng...
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 Yoo Tae Woo wears Goryeo and Korean Manga World. 
 Zhao Meijing, a widow from a good family: Heavy snow has blocked the road for seven days, but you can take the back mountain path! 
 Gentle wife Zheng Eun'ai: If you don't like safety precautions when working, forget it! 
 The coquettish team leader Jin Meiting: Can you help me open a tunnel! 
 School belle Lin Yingchun in black silk stockings: There is a lot of slippery roads on rainy days, so be sure to take waterproof measures! 
 Fan Chenfei, who is light and soft-bodied: Would you like to help others conduct tunnel survey? 
 An unexpected romance happened with thek2's wife, Cui Youzhen. 
 Awakening [Villain System] also known as [Cao Thief System] [Wei Wu Legacy System] 
 [Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully gaining favor with wealthy wife Li Hezhu, villain point 30] 
 [Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully plundering the top hot mom Song Caiyun, villain points 50] 
 [Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully obtaining the first blood of the arrogant royal sister Zhou Weiya, with 100 villain points] 
 ……… 
 After the destiny villain Liu Zhenyu traveled through time, all the aunts and sisters in Korean comics were broken...
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 Su Bai traveled to a world where a game called "Knight Century" was popular. 
 High-end players in this game have a very high status in the world. 
 In this world, people's understanding of knights and weirdos is not complete. 
 There are also many unrecorded knights and weirdos. 
 And Su Bai's first Kamen Rider is Delta! 
 Not only that. 
 How could he feel that all the transformers were used by villains? 
 Even the mission is so strange? 
 Doesn’t this make me a villain? 
 "I'll send you to have barbecue tonight!" 
 "I am a kindhearted person and I don't want to see you suffer." 
 "Go to hell and say my name!" 
 "Out of print!" 
 "My level is...billion!" 
 Not only that. 
 Su Bai also discovered that he seemed to be able to become more than just a knight. 
 The strongest grunge? King of Enoch? Creator? 
 Oh, these are me too.
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 The familiars invade the national awakening profession and start a resistance. 
 Chen Qingshan learned acupuncture from Chen Xiazi since he was a child. At the age of 18, Chen Qingshan awakened and became the only acupuncturist, fighting for a little living space for all mankind. 
 This book has no system and no heroine. It is a relatively traditional growth story. The characters in this book have basically online IQs and there will be no brainless slap-in-the-face plot. 
 The characteristic of acupuncturists is that they use 720 acupuncture points on the human body to fight, 60 of which are attributed to the five elements. 
 The main line of growth and the highlight of this book is how to use and develop acupuncture points. For example, the liquid gate point on the back of the hand turns on the water attribute, turning the water into a water ball. The inside of the water ball rotates at high speed to turn into a water-type spiral pill. More applications will be in Subsequent display. 
 The main enemy familiar is a monster that feeds on humans. The level of the familiar is level 5. Level 1 is a simple monster familiar, level 2 is a mechanical familiar, level 3 is a special familiar, and level 4 is a humanoid familiar. , Level 5 legendary familiar.
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 Wang Xuan traveled through the parallel world and became a host of Yangma Main Station, activating the mouth scoop system. 
 Wang Xuan: Welcome to watch this program and pay attention together. 
 How was your sleep? Is it because Obai's brother stayed up late? 
 Lying in bed, I started thinking about life and worrying about the world. 
 After staying up the deepest night, the dark circles under my eyes become more and more intense! 
 At night, my eyes light up and I want to control everything! 
 The sign language teacher next to him was driven crazy, and netizens laughed like crazy. 
 Has the style of Yangma’s main station changed to this? 
 Just when the main station was planning to expel Wang Xuan, Wang Xuan became a hot search topic. 
 Wang Xuan: Today is Women’s Day on March 8th. Happy holiday to all the March 8th residents. 
 The sign language teacher burst out laughing, and netizens laughed until they collapsed. 
 Wang Xuan: Let’s end this show with a song, despicable. 
 Wang Xuan kept talking, but became more and more angry. 
 When the Yangma main station exposes a wrong word, two hundred yuan will be deducted! 
 Netizen: What Wang Xuan lost was wages, but what we gained was happiness. 
 When Wang Xuan appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala, which had poor ratings, exploded.
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 Kasha traveled through the world of American comics and became Thor's brother. He gained incredible understanding at the beginning, and created a divine power cultivation method while still in his mother's womb to break the shackles of the body. 
 Infinity stones are super heaven-defying? The gods' talents are super abnormal? 
 Kasha broke through limitations with his heaven-defying understanding and created infinitely upgradeable heaven-defying magical powers. 
 [You worked hard to obtain external information, and you had an epiphany and created a divine power condensation and cultivation method] 
 [You have been observing Odin’s thunder power for a long time, and you have an epiphany, condensing thousands of hectares of golden thunder] 
 [You observed the use of Captain Marvel’s abilities, and you had an epiphany and created the method of swallowing by black holes] 
 [You have been playing with wearing space gems for a long time, and you have an epiphany and create a multi-dimensional gate of time and space] 
 [You have witnessed the creation process of the Transcendent, and you have an epiphany, the power of the Supreme Creator-OAA] 
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 Yang Feng traveled to a writing competition in a parallel world. 
 Contestants need to create creations based on the drawn propositions. 
 The first theme is: [Statue] 
 The other contestants scratched their heads and scratched their heads. Even though they had a lot of imagination, the content they wrote was extremely cliche. 
 As a senior SCP fan, Yang Feng thought of the countless SCP containment objects he had seen the moment he saw this theme! 
 So I decided to write SCP-173! 
 After seeing what he wrote, the judges and the audience were all shocked! 
 "You have to keep an eye on it, or your neck will be broken?!" 
 "Special Containment Procedures? SCP Foundation?" 
 - 
 after this…… 
 Theme [Doctor], Yang Feng wrote SCP-049! 
 Theme [Old Man], write SCP-106! 
 theme…… 
 Audience: Yang Feng is such a genius. How come these SCP projects come one after another and still fit the theme? !
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