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 "I can see from your face, you think it's strange, what did this person do, like a foreign friend, did he report the wrong thing, he actually came up to dance." Qi Shejiang spoke moderately, They said what they thought, and everyone smiled.
 "Well, in fact, I don't want to come up, but my mother told me to show me my talents." Qi Shejiang knew that Xia Yiwei had a good reputation, and after she said that, she would hang her off (ridicule), "My mother, Everyone knows that it is gentle and beautiful. She played in my home and never did stick education. She used her hands. "
 He was very burdened. Everyone was familiar with Xia Yiwei. She also performed just now, and she burst into laughter, and there was a little coquettish posture-should Xia Yiwei himself still be in a tea house?
 With Xia Yiwei making the pavement and Qi Shejiang's rhythm, the eight-point funny also became ten.
 "So, I have to come up." Qi Shejiang said, "otherwise she patted her head and went out to sue me for being filial?"
 The next time the audience was happy again, this time the laughter was even louder, and then they "chuckled" again.
 Just now Qi Shejiang said that Xia Yiwei did n’t engage in stick education, and he hit them with his hands. Everyone laughed in the opposite direction. As a result, he flipped over the next sentence. Everyone recollected: Do you hit yourself? !!
 No one can laugh without crooking. No one on the stage would think that Xia Yiwei really did.
 "Slap your head and send you a disobedient filial piety" is an old paragraph from ancient times, but Qi Shejiang is also very suitable.
 "This child ..." Xia Yiwei herself couldn't help crying and laughing in the box, but her heart was still a little sweet, after all, the mother and the child were not close for years, and the son was willing to use her as a baggage, and she felt a kind of intimacy.
 Usually comedians come to the stage and say that the official festival is now, they must say a "pad", which is an interesting introduction to Coke, which not only regulates the atmosphere and attracts the audience ’s interest, but also understands everyone's preferences and timely adjusts the next performance.
 Qi Shejiang first chanted the poems, calmed down the entire audience, and then grabbed a few bags of stones from himself and Xia Yiwei to ask for directions. It was a live play, and the crosstalk gate called this improvisation. Very test the ability to adapt to the scene.
 Now, seeing the baggage ringing one by one, the audience's expression gradually relaxed, and the attention was also focused on what he said, instead of thinking about using his mobile phone to shoot his face, this slowly introduced the topic.
 "... To say my mother, the typical female celebrity loves to be beautiful and does not allow unsightly things in life. So the story I will tell you next, the hero must also be beautiful."
 Qi Shejiang went from Xia Yiwei to work.
 "This story is not far away from us, just in Xianfeng years. There is a second-rate son named Yang Minghao in Changzhou City, who is the protagonist of the story. He has no parents and no relatives and neighbors. How much do you like it? The surname Zhao Yihu was hit by a thief, and the first one suspected him. The magistrate was also a foolish worm, sentenced a gourd to lawsuit, and put him in jail.
 "Yang Haoshan has no father and mother, and he hasn't personally done anything. He was strangled to death within half a month after he entered it! This '瘐' is not stupid 'Stupid', Yang Haoshan is not in stupid death jail. He is sick. The death at the beginning. In the past, prison conditions were poor, and the jailers were not easy to get along with. Many prisoners who were not sentenced to death died after entering the hospital because of freezing, starvation, illness, and other reasons. It ’s called suffocation. You said he died unjustly? "
 Qi Shejiang has a long breath, and paragraph by paragraph, the words are always clear, and the rhythm is well grasped. Although the burden is not as dense as the previous words, it has attracted people.
 Listening to the two paragraphs, the audience still has a question in mind. Such a second-rate child is still jailed and sick. Where is the beautiful hero? Where is the beauty?
 "After Yang Haoshan died, he went to the Min Division, of course, he called injustice. Once King Yan asked the local city, he said that Yang Haoshan should be sentenced to an innocent release. Yang Haoshan said I was dead. Is the innocent release ready to let me be a lonely ghost? Lord Yan said rest assured that I am not the same as the confused county magistrate. Your body is smelly at the grave burial post now, but do n’t be afraid, the two existing life spans are exhausted. You can borrow someone ’s body to return to yang, and then After the rest of the day, by the way, it's snowing injustice. Alternatively, you can see which one you want.
 "Yang Haoshan is so happy that he can still choose! Yan said, one is to accuse his Zhao family, the grandmother's daughter-in-law, and the other is the wife of the magistrate who misjudged your magistrate. Look at what you want. ? "
 The audience laughed and applauded.
 This time you can understand it. No wonder it is a beautiful hero. It turns out that this guy wants to be a man and a woman, and he will be attached to a woman. For a while, people's interests were hooked up.
 This single is called "Returning the Soul", and it is a second-class son Yang Haoshan who died in prison, but also the soul of the county officer's wife who misjudged him. The man borrowed the woman's body and made a funny story.
 Qi Shejiang opened his mouth to shape three or five characters, each of which was lifelike. Even a male character who played a female role was described vividly by him.
 The story came with baggage, the details were absurd and humorous, and the audience's heart strings were fastened, and it was said that they did not notice it for half an hour.
 I haven't finished this yet, this is a single part of the middle story, divided into three times.
 Today is definitely incomplete. The story went on until the county official had to share the room with his wife, and the second-rate man in his wife's skin was in a hurry, while she was picking clothes and pushing the county official: Come if you have the skills, I can't kill you today!
 "Slap!" Qi Shejiang patted Wakewood, meaning it was over.
 The audience who was already immersed in the story laughed loudly, realizing that it was broken here, and they were a little bit interested. The story is not over yet!
 If it weren't for their own eyes, they couldn't believe it. It is said that such a beautiful young man is very quiet and eloquent.
 One mouth said for more than half an hour without stopping, is this still dumb? Then they are not dumb!
 With enthusiastic applause, Qi Shejiang bowed sharply and stepped down.
 ...
 Inside the box.
 Liu Quanhai listened with a smile on his face. He hadn't heard the text, and it seemed that it was also the unique skill of Qi Shejiang's teacher. It is estimated that it is really an old artist who has traveled overseas, otherwise there is so much lost work.
 I don't know how many "lost" passages Qi Qijiang will have. If so, even if he has no inheritance, he will have to associate with these skills, which will be of great benefit to the inheritance of cross talks.
 Besides Qi Qijiang's strength, he even boasted, his skill is solid, Fan Erzheng!
 The comic actors will also follow the current events to modify their baggage and introduce new ones.
 Qi Shejiang, he said the mouth is completely old-fashioned, basically no popular paragraph, completely rely on their own skills to attract audience attention, control the rhythm, make people laugh.
 In the same paragraph, some people say that it makes people laugh, and some people say that it only makes the audience feel embarrassed. This is their personal skill.
 How to say every word and every word is seemingly casual, but it is full of skill.
 The stand-up cross talk especially places great emphasis on the ability of actors to tell stories and shape characters. The story has to be funny and ridiculous, and it must be acceptable to the audience.
 This time, it is to show them their solid and solid skills!
 Of course, because of being old-fashioned, I can't tell the teacher for a while, but I generally feel that it is similar to some old seniors.
 ——In fact, Liu Quanhai thinks too much. It is purely Qi Shejiang's understanding of this time and space is not deep enough. He can't play with his mobile phone. You can't post it if you make him fit the fashion.
 Xia Yiwei on the one side was silent. She just laughed afterwards, immersed in the story, and then thought afterwards.
 Jesse was successful, but is she really going to let Jesse go to that line?
 "Ms. Xia, don't you agree with the child saying cross talk?" Liu Quanhai asked.
 Xia Yiwei woke up and nodded blankly, "No, just ..."
 Liu Quanhai smiled lightly. "But you think, compared with acting and singing, it doesn't look very promising. Really?"
 "I don't mean it." Xia Yiwei whispered, "Mister Liu, I just hope the child is good, I don't mean to offend, but you work hard. I brought him here today, just to let him see Backstage."
 "I know, poor parents in the world." Liu Quanhai sighed. "But Jesse did eat this bowl of rice, and at first glance it was already open. It was the last heir to the children's book. This is not our crosstalk. Things, but I really care. I still hope that you can give him a chance, at least let him try, no matter how bad it can be, what can I do, Amphibian. Movies, songs, comic comics, do you think? "
 Xia Yiwei was amused and laughed out, "Ms. Liu said so."
 In the end, she was convinced by Qi Shejiang's performance, and she was even reluctant to have children.
 Liu Quanhai exchanged contact information with Qi Shejiang that night. He admired Qi Shejiang very much, and with such a guide, it was also very important for him.
 The performance in the tea house today, because the actors here are pointing at ticket sales, video recording is not allowed.
 After Xia Yiwei and Qi Shejiang came to power, the response was enthusiastic and could not be stopped, but some viewers took some photos and a few small videos, which also went online.
 But when Qi Shejiang said solo, the scene was already quiet, and after being attracted by him, he didn't have the heart to think about sneak shots.
 The audience who was present that night also complained. Qi Shejiang went to play once, but he didn't finish the story. Where did they go to find the ending, the universal Internet could not find it.
 But Kongkong said so, with the reputation of Qi Shejiang before, who would dare to believe that he was fascinated by his story? You say he looks so good, it ’s more reliable to circle the audience!
 It did not make waves at all.
 However, this time Qi Shejiang also played Sanxian. What's the level of it? Many people don't understand Sanxian.
 ——Looking at this situation, isn't Qi Shejiang going to be a singer next? Learn to fuck, sing with your face?
 Others went to Aite Zhang Yue and asked him to taste it. After all, the earliest verses about Qi Shejiang were provided by him.
 Zhang Yuezheng was bored. When he swept Weibo to see Aite, he immediately remembered Qi Shejiang himself who met at Pineapple Media.
 He was very surprised at the time, and those he mocked actually took the initiative to talk.
 Zhang Yue was very hesitant, and Qi Shejiang smiled sincerely at him. He smiled quite well. He shook his eyes. For a moment, he was embarrassed to maintain his cold tongue.
 Who knows how easily he made up his mind to deal with Qi Shejiang, and Qi Shejiang turned him around!
 Careful Zhang Yue first turned to Weibo and said, "I haven't listened yet. I look so good."
 The comments were full of laughter: I knew that Zhang Yue would not let them down.
 Zhang Yue hasn't heard the concert version before, so I just opened the video. According to previous experience, he can pick out a bunch of slots with his feet.
 Up there was a section of Sanxian. Zhang Yue stumbled. Although he didn't understand Sanxian, the music was common, and he could be distinguished. And to the middle, Qi Shejiang also imitated Yanming with a string sound! At this level, it is much better than his piano!
 Next, Qi Shejiang also sang Quyi, just that resonance, that breath ...
 Zhang Yue: "?????"
 No, this is not Qi Shejiang he knows!
 Zhang Yue pulled the progress bar back and listened to "Why the West Chamber" again, twice, three times ... No fake bombs, no fake sings. At this scene, Xia Yiwei may be wrong, Qi Shejiang is not at all!
 Damn, it's pretty good.
 Qi Shejiang is poisonous. Why is there such a big difference between singing and singing? Do you have a show on this show?
 Well now, isn't his Weibo very awkward!
 Speaking of Weibo, Zhang Yue found a netizen "Old White Is Not White" passionately certified as a string artist of a certain province's Quyi Troupe. "The mood can't be expressed! Good chords! Or good adaptation! Chorus of chorus Strings are so skillful that they can express their feelings by voice! "
 Zhang Yue: "........."
 He hasn't heard the original, so he adapted it?
 "Lao Zhang, have dinner." The drummer of the band probed in and urged Zhang to come and eat.
 Forget it, eat first.
 Zhang Yue put down his tablet and went to the living room lazily, humming the song and opening the takeaway.
 The others in the band look at me, I look at you, for a while, the drummer asked with a complex look: "Did you just sing" Why West Chamber? "
 Zhang Yue: "………………"
 ... X, Qi Shejiang really hates it!
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 Eighty years ago, Qi Shijiang was a crosstalk artist who was a good performer.
 Eighty years later, he borrowed a body to resurrect himself in the entertainment circle.
 Despite living again, it’s really not easy to reenter the old profession.
 As far as this face is concerned, no one believes that he is talking about crosstalk. No one believes that he does not rely on his face to eat.
 – What is the use of this magnificent beauty? ?
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 A treasure of rich women's love literature. When a man becomes version T0, he will become a true god! 
 The king of gigolos in the entertainment industry, his teacher is Cao Dahua, the tiger of serious cases. 
 Eating gigolos is the style of our generation. 
 Eating gigolos is a role model for men. 
 Have you eaten gigolos today?
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 Actress Qiao Jing Jing has one month to get her gaming skills up to the level her publicist has claimed she has.
 Turns out, her high school crush is an expert.
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 Lin Buhui was calculated to be pregnant with Xia Yusheng’s child, and her adoptive father and mother swept her out and interrupted her studies.
 Became a single mother.
 This was not the worst. She thought that the night three years ago was the last time she met with Xia Yusheng, but she was wrong.
 Xia Yusheng: “Since everything has disappeared, why do you want to come back?”
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 If you die, just die. 
 Why are you alive again? 
 Carefree and casual, move forward all the way 
 Accidentally, he became invincible! 
 Yang Chongxin came back from the dead and came to a strange world. 
 Thanks to the help of Golden Finger, I successfully integrated into the other world and stepped into the transcendent world! 
 I have no intention of fighting for hegemony, and I have no intention of competing with others. 
 But someone always bumps into me! 
 Suppress powerful bandits, suppress powerful enemies, kill demon cultivators, and destroy sects 
 Break through the isolated island and dominate the wilderness 
 Kill to the upper realm and unite with the universe! 
 Unexpectedly, the end of the universe has arrived...
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 A heroine dedicated to creating great wands and magic props; 
 A heroine dedicated to 100%(?) avoiding mischief and bad luck; 
 Meet George Weasley, a resourceful(?) daring, careful prankster for twenty years. 
 Is their collision a lose-lose or a win-win cooperation?
 This is the story of Miss Ollivander, who doesn’t know the development of HP’s story, and the lovely Weasley family, George. In addition to the magical joke product and the Horcrux Deathly Hallows, how can other magical items help in the world of HP? 
 [I want to save all the characters I want to save]
 Editing! 
 I reread the first few chapters over the weekend and found a lot of typos and bugs. In order not to affect your reading, I will revise a few chapters every few days. The plot will not change, but I will fix the problems raised by my friends in the comments before~ Sorry readers who have read it! 
 Content Tags: Anglo-American Derivatives
 Search keywords: protagonists: George Weasley, Gwen Ollivander ┃ Supporting roles: Fred Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger ┃ Others: HP Doujin
 One sentence introduction: If you can’t save the world, then save your brother?
 Intention: fall in love with George Weasley, do scientific research, and invent. If you can participate in saving the world, accompany your boyfriend to help.
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 This novel is adapted from a true story. It integrates family, friendship and love, and embodies the great love between people where true love and virtue convince others. In the novel, the male protagonist Zhao Jinshan and the female protagonist Zhang Xiaotong met by chance and fell in love. Through hard work and struggle, the two led all kinds of people around them to work together in their careers, battled wits and courage with social illegals, spread positive energy, and led most people out of poverty. Get rich, give back to society, and finally the two get married.
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 [ Book 1: Completed ]
 Tristan Davis, the playboy CEO of the Heavenly Star Enterprize, was forced to marry ANY WOMAN within one month, or else... his glamorous title and position will be stripped off of him.
 NOOOOO!
 How could he seduce those beautiful women if he became poor and no longer a CEO?
 Alright, he will find a woman and marry her to please his demanding grandfather. Who cares if it's a weird strange woman he met on the mountain while going camping. Right?
 Wait.. What!? She is NOT HUMAN? She is the demon god's daughter?
 Did you say... DEMON?
 But she looks so angelic, beautiful and innocent. Tristan couldn't even look at any other women after this demon god's daughter becomes his wife.
 Ha. He might as well keep her around since grandpa seems to like her so much.
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 Zhen-Zhen, who had the bloodline of the demon god, was being targeted by the guardian warriors. Ever since she was a child they tried to kill her many times but failed. With no other choice left, they sealed her in the Divine Mountain.
 But after 100 years, her seal was accidentally broken and so, her Protector found the chance to send her to another world inhabited by purely ordinary humans- no supernatural beings, and no magical powers.
 In this new world, she met the Naughty Handsome CEO, who proposed a marriage to her on their first meeting.
 But wait... Marriage? Becoming his Wife? What does it mean to become a Wife?
 Though the demon god's daughter was clueless about what is meant of becoming a wife, she excitedly accepted his proposal!
 "Yes! I want to be your wife!"
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 Zhen-Zhen: "Tristan, why are you laughing even though you are sad? I can feel it. You are in pain, right now."
 In his drunken state, Tristan could still absorb her words.
 Tristan: "Hey, my Zhen-Zhen. You will be my wife, right?"
 Zhen-Zhen: "Yes…"
 Tristan: "Then... make me happy. Come closer… and kiss me."
 She leaned closer to Tristan as she pressed her delicate warm lips into his cold lips.
 Zhen-Zhen: "Are you happy now, Tristan?"
 Tristan shook his head and pouted.
 "No! Zhen-Zhen, that one could not be considered as a kiss! You just pressed your lips into mine." He complained to her exasperatedly.
 “Come here, I’ll teach you!” Tristan held her face then he began to kiss her passionately.
 Tristan pulled her head closer as he deepened the kiss. After a few seconds, Zhen-Zhen responded and returned his kiss with equal intensity as his.
 'Damn, she's a fast learner.'
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 [ HOT+Funny+Fluffy+Mature ]~ This is a story of the demon god's daughter and a naughty handsome CEO...
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 A heroine character transmigrates and gets busy expanding her golden halo of MC-ness.
 A villainess character transmigrates and gets busy changing her cannon-fodder fate.
 A side character transmigrates and gets busy stuffing her bottomless stomach. She holds a divine sword in one hand and a little bun in the other. She’s obedient, adorable, incredibly clueless, and frustratingly tightfisted with her words. So what does she do when she spies a cute blonde?
 Feng Wu: “Please marry me!”
 Ming Xi: …
 A hilarious story about an overpowered airhead in a world reminiscent of Coiling Dragon. This particular tale has an interesting mash of tropes.
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 [One-on-one in this article, the male protagonist is always alone! ]
 Shu Ange never expected that she would be selected by the Time and Space Administration.
 High-cold school grass, gentle doctor, unintentional holy monk, cold knight… 
 In different time and space, in different planes, she and he never leave, save the world together!
 “Host, what if the target of attack is too romantic?”
 “Then conquer him spiritually and destroy him physically!”
 Shu Ange waved her little hand domineeringly, she was the one who wanted to become a gold medal time and space manager.
 Labels of works: Shuangwen, enchanting, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, system flow
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 She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century – all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead.
 After an explosion, she crossed over into a strange world; everyone calls her “Miss.” The previous “Miss” before had no contractual spirit, was weak and incompetent, and even the fiancé comes over with a new love and bullies her?
 Now that she has taken over, who dares to act so presumptuously around her? With needles in hand, the world is for her to own! Wherever she goes, miracles follow! However, she saved a pest. What was she thinking when she saved that man. His stunning demeanor and impeccable face is a huge contrast to his cruel actions. He tries all ways to win her over.
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 As a professional swimmer, Tang Yi-Bai conquered the masses with his looks alone, earning himself the title ‘Adonis of Swimming’. Every day, countless fans would run to his social media pages to leave messages calling him ‘hubby’, crying and shouting that they would like to ‘have his babies’.
 One day, Tang Yi-Bai released this message on his Weibo: 
 Can everyone please stop calling me hubby. I already have a wife. ~(@^_^@)~
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 Serious copywriting:
 The winter cub became an egg, still a mermaid egg.
 Finally broke the egg, but he didn’t have sharp claws, sharp teeth, and the fish tails were soft and stubborn. They were so cute and cute. They didn’t look like a ferocious mermaid.
 The fathers of Dong Zai are very anxious, what should we do if Zai Zai is so weak? 
 The fathers decided to find a strong partner for Dong Zai.
 One day, the lost winter cub picked up a cool little mermaid.
 Later, the cool little mermaid grew up, 
 Dads pointed to him and said to Dong Zai: Zai Zai, this is your child’s foster husband.
 Dong Zai: Ba Ba Ba Ba?
 Cute, soft and cute, VS affectionate and paranoid
 Receiving will lay eggs.
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 Cute copywriting~
 On the other side of the mountain~the other side of the sea~ there is a group of little mermaid~cute little mermaid~
 Content label: Birth of a child Fantasy space Traveling through time and space Farming
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Dongchen; Hanzhan; Dads, friends Supporting role: Take the new article “That anchor is a little skinny” Other: 
 One sentence introduction: I am probably a dummy
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