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 "Let's go out, the car is downstairs, Chi Yunkai passed from the meeting first." Fu Zhi said with his phone.
 Gu Wei just finished posting on the Moments, but he still hasn't recovered from the shock, he nodded a little bit nervously, and followed a few people in the group to the nanny car waiting downstairs.
 Gu Wei had the intention to let members of the group see his circle of friends, so he took the initiative to bring up the topic of Jiang Xun—
 "What kind of person is Jiang Xun?" he asked.
 "Interested now?" Captain Fu Zhi said with a smile, "When we were chatting just now, I saw that you had been swiping your phone."
 Gu Wei nodded.
 "Jiang Xun is very special." Fu Zhi said, "He should have entered the entertainment industry, and a lot of resources were waiting for him, but he didn't go."
 "The entertainment industry?" Gu Wei didn't understand, "Does he have anything to do with the entertainment industry?"
 "You know his younger brother, Jiang Ying's resources are so good, there must be someone behind him." Fu Zhi said, "You know Jiang Zheng, actor, we look at his works When he grew up, that was his father, and he controlled more than ten media and film companies. As long as Jiang Xun and Jiang Ying don’t make big mistakes in principle, they will always be smooth sailing in the entertainment industry.”
 "So that day, when Jiang Xun came out to like it, those marketing accounts that smeared you disappeared."
 Gu Wei: “…”
 This is an emoji that cannot be offended.
 "Look at this." Luo Chenxuan handed over the phone, "Jiang Xun's works when he was a child."
 Gu Wei leaned over and saw the video that Luo Chenxuan clicked for him. This is a clip from a TV series. The little emoji was only about eleven or twelve years old at the time and played a little emperor. , Wearing a tailor-made royal suit, sitting on the dragon chair, facing the person who was kneeling on the ground, his expression was indifferent, and he overturned the table full of books.
 Fu Zhi: "Look at the acting."
 Luo Chenxuan: "Look at this look."
 Shi Xinyan: "Look at this beauty."
 Gu Wei: “…”
 Although I don't want to admit it, Xiao Jiangxun's acting skills are indeed much better than his third-tier traffic.
 "Look at his face, it's not from ordinary people." Luo Chenxuan said, "It can be regarded as a professional background, and he participated in many works when he was a child, but he was rebellious in adolescence. At that time, people went to play games."
 "Then... won't his family object?" Gu Wei asked.
 "No." Fu Zhi said, "Of course against, such a good seedling is dedicated to e-sports, so many people have crossed the single-plank bridge, and how many people have reached retirement without a name, listen. He said that his mother was okay, but his father, the actor Jiang Zheng, had a violent temper, but he objected. At that time, there were many media reports about this incident, saying that the actor raised a son who was not good enough, but after a few years passed, Jiang Xun gradually achieved results, and these voices disappeared."
 Luo Chenxuan also agreed: "At the beginning, many people said that Jiang Xun was not sober, but in fact Jiang Xun knew best what he wanted."
 Gu Wei understands, this is still a stubborn emoji with a story.
 And a few years ago, when e-sports had not yet entered the public eye, it was indeed considered by many people to be unprofessional, not to mention that there was a wide avenue in front of Jiang Xun, but he was not To go to the wilderness.
 Jiang Xun must have put in effort that others don't know to be able to achieve today's achievements.
 Gu Wei suddenly felt that Jiang Xun was also good.
 It was a misunderstanding before, just explain it clearly on WeChat, why do you accuse others in the circle of friends.
 Gu Wei felt a little guilty.
 He took out his mobile phone and decided to delete the accusation Jiulian just now.
 The screen of the mobile phone hadn't been turned on yet, and Fu Zhi, who was next to him, handed over the mobile phone: "Chi Yun is absent from work to play the dog, there are a lot of huskies, let's go together someday."
 Chi Yunkai took a selfie among a group of huskies, and sent a circle of friends along the way.
 The time for the hair tie is 12:59.
 Gu Wei took the captain's cell phone, swiped up, then swiped down, but he didn't see the one he sent.
 The time he sent the ring was 13:30. If no one else posted anything during this time, his one should be in front of Chi Yunkai's group of dogs.
 But on Fu Zhi's phone, the latest news is only that row of dogs.
 His expression pack square did not appear.
 Gu Wei: "You deleted my friend?"
 Fu Zhi: "???No."
 Gu Wei's hands trembled, turned over the phone, opened WeChat, opened the circle of friends, and at a glance, he saw the news he just posted not long ago.
 No problem.
 Sent.
 "What did you send?" Shi Xinyan asked, "I didn't receive it either."
 Gu Wei suddenly had a bad feeling.
 Under this premonition, he bit his head and clicked on the two side-by-side little people icons under the dynamic picture—
 In the friends list visible in this photo, there is a familiar Pikachu avatar.
 There is no one else.
 Gu Wei: "!!"
 He seems to be doing something bad again.
 Gu Wei originally wanted to block Jiang Xun, but he was a little flustered at the time, and finally set this article so that only Jiang Xun could see it.
 Gu Wei was in a hurry, and quickly clicked delete, watching the nine emojis disappear from his sight, Gu Wei breathed a sigh of relief.
 Fortunately, it was deleted quickly, the emoji itself should not have seen it.
 Who can bear this?
 At this moment, his phone vibrated suddenly, and a new message popped up at the top of the screen.
 [100,000 Volts]: [Screenshot] Evidence.
 Gu Wei: “…”
 Not good.
 He held the last glimmer of hope, covered his eyes with his right hand, and watched the message Jiang Xun was sending through his fingers—
 [100,000 volts]: Gu Xiaobao, is it itchy?
 [100,000 volts]: I can't wait to educate you.
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 Gu Wei, the popular yet controversial lead dancer of boy band T.ATW.
 Jiang Xun, a god-tier professional esports player.
 One day, after a certain variety show aired, these complete strangers became a trending topic together.
 Gu Wei’s Anti-Fans: Do these two have anything to do with each other? Gu Wei is absolutely shameless. He’ll try to leech fame off anything that moves, even esports legends. Ignore him, ignore him!
 Fans of Jiang Xun’s Technique: If our God Xun wanted to, he could buy this whole country. If he’s playing around with some nameless celeb, he’ll just play until he gets bored and moves on.
 But before long, an unexpectedly heated controversy sparked around the two:
 Jiang Xun slacks off during a livestream to promote a celebrity!
 Jiang Xun’s little brother Jiang Ying says he’s being forced to defend his nemesis Gu Wei against anti-fans!
 Gu Wei, Jiang Xun… a shocking affair?!
 Netizens: ???
 The two do have talks of an engagement brewing between them, but it wasn’t Jiang Xun who Gu Wei fell for first… it was Jiang Xun’s reaction memes.
 When Jiang Xun first met Gu Wei, he came away with the impression that Gu Wei was his diehard fan. He never would have imagined Gu Wei was only a fan of his memes.
 Gu Wei: Ge… I think your reaction memes are better looking than you.
 Jiang Xun: Little Gu, you’re a little rebel, aren’t you?
 Then, affection gradually began to grow between the two. Gu Wei finally mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to Jiang Xun.
 Gu Wei: Jiang Xun, I think I’ve started to ship us.
 Jiang Xun, fiercely: You’re late. I’ve already become your stan.
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 As a holy knight, I had been taken as a prisoner of war during an engagement against the vampires. “Oh my, granting you death? You wish! Accept my embrace and turn into a vampire. I will be counting on you in the future~ my precious daughter.” The silver haired, vampress loli queen lifted my chin gently, and with a smile of ridicule, aimed her sharp fangs towards my neck. 
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 Past life, her spirit root was dug out from her body. She had wholeheartedly dedicated herself to the just path, but she was sentenced as an evil demonic cultivator.
 Returning back to her juvenile years, she turns the tide. Against natural order, she had been reborn. Those who had deceived and humiliated her, she would return it to them a hundredfold with additional thanks.
 Studying her own blood vessels, she recasts the best quality spirit roots. She destroys those rascal clansmen and returned home with glory!
 The rules of the world do not hold her down; this time around she kills through the righteous path.
 He is the universally admired spirit emperor, high above others, cold, proud and aloof. But every night he sneaks into her room and takes liberties. “Little runt, won’t you think it over?”
 “Do I have a choice?”
 “You can choose from giving birth once or giving birth twice.”
 “Why must I?!”
 “Because you stole my heart.”
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 Wen Yantong finds herself transmigrated into a novel as a cannon fodder character with the same name as hers.
 In this novel, this cannon fodder entered the Academy disguised as a man. She made the mistake of falling in love with the main male character. Then she was used by a female supporting character and met a bad end.
 So after she was transmigrated into the novel, Wen Yantong’s priority was to escape from the Academy. But once she put her plan into action, bad luck would befall her, and she even crippled her legs. On crutches, she was trapped in the Academy and was sent to copy texts from the classical works of literature as punishment.
 Then an incredible thing happened. Wen Yantong found the moment her classmate Little Marquis, the number one villain in the novel, decided to scold her, the wheel of fortune would turn in her favor.
 So Wen Yantong gave up on her plan. And the first thing in the morning was to find her lucky koi fish.
 But the Little Marquis was very ferocious, often lashed out in violence at the least provocation. So Wen Yantong racked her brain, jumping back and forth on the verge of getting kicked and being scolded.
 A typical dialogue between them was like this:
 Wen Yantong:” Hi, Little Marquis.”
 Little Marquis:” Get out!”
 Wen Yantong:” Ok!”
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 This is a happy story of a criminal who legally obtained a C-level skill from an agent, was forced to replace an A-level item, actively stole a B-level skin, and was forcibly smuggled into the world of pirates... 
 Assuming that a lieutenant general has an average combat strength of 100, a domineering level of B, a speed level of A, and a strength level of B, if an individual with this goal of growth has an initial combat strength of 1, the average annual growth rate of combat strength is 1.24. The uncertainty increase and decay value caused by the accident is ±2.5, and the trigger conditions of the domineering system are unequal and random. Try to demonstrate the following questions: 
 1. Describe the nature of the Devil Fruit and explain how it works. 
 2. Explore what is the mutual restraint mechanism of "Domineering - Fruit"?
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 The pond fish crossed. 
 Dressed as the only daughter of the once beautiful city master of Baicheng, now the male protagonist is going to be his wife. 
 There are appalling criminal records such as poisoning the heroine, assassinating the villain Bai Yueguang, and humiliating the flawed and sick villain. 
 In the opening situation of this hell mode, the first task released by the portable system is: – Save the world. 
 Chi Yu said solemnly: “It seems that my life is to be a hero of salvation. The road is long and long, and I will search up and down!” 
 More than ten minutes after taking the oath, she was crushed by the villain, the Great Demon King. 
 … 
 Chiyu: “???” 
 To fuck me on purpose? Is such a difficult copy still necessary? Is the garbage system thinking about P eating! 
 “I’m dead, and the whole text is finished and sprinkled.” 
 System: “No, you can revive infinitely until you complete the mission of saving the world.” 
 … 
 After half a month. 
 Chi Yu met the villain, the great devil again, and was pierced through his chest with a sword. 
 Two more months. 
 He was held in the arms of the villain, the great devil, and used as a shield for human flesh. 
 Chiyu: “…the mouth is fragrant.” 
 Five years later. 
 Chi Yu, who endured humiliation and was disabled and determined, successfully revitalized the love line of the original hero and heroine CP, which rekindled his fighting spirit, suppressed the villain, and saved the world. 
 After the incident, the clothes went away, and he hid himself deeply in the name, and “died” in the war. 
 … 
 However, her “death” collapsed across the board. 
 The Great Demon King ran wild and slaughtered the world. 
 System: “…We don’t know what went wrong, let’s do it again, shall we?” 
 Chiyu: “@#￥ system, you don’t have a mother.”
 PS: Don’t look at the brutality of the copywriting, this article is 1v1, the love line is sweet and petty without abuse, the plot is Su Shuang sand sculpture (special settings, except for a little bit of abuse of the heroine) 
 The male protagonist does not have Bai Yueguang. The first generation only likes to do things, and the second generation only likes Chiyu.
 Content Labels: Ability Sweet Text Shuangwen 
 Search keyword: Protagonist: Chiyu ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
 One sentence introduction: I save the world by being a demon
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 The scholarship competition was in full swing. At the entrance of the school dean’s office, Lin Yujing and Shen Juan met on a narrow road.
 Lin Yu was shocked with a sad expression and tears in his eyes: “Student Shen, let me tell you the truth, I am from the countryside, my family is very poor, my original name is Lin Cuihua, and I am one of us who can study in a big city from our Lotus Village. If I don’t get the scholarship this time, I won’t have the money to pay the tuition, and if I don’t have the money to pay the tuition, I can only go back to the village to feed the pigs…”
 Shen Wan’s expression was lazy and casual: “It’s a coincidence, I’m from Heye Village next door, my real name is Shen Tiezhu, I have to not only feed the pigs, but also farm the land.”
 Lin Yu was startled: “…”
 The two stared blankly at each other for three seconds, then moved in unison, and each turned to leave.
 Shen Juan got into the private helicopter, and Lin Yu was shocked into the extended Rolls-Royce Phantom.
 ——The story of two rich people who are in front of each other every day, truly and diligently being poor.
 -Campus text 
 -The copywriting is still a bit of a blindfold 
 The title is written by Wuli Zhuxuan 
 “Words are words that are not astonishing to death, but shocking is that shocking that weeping ghosts and gods.”
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 ”When I tell you to proceed with Plan A, you can’t just ignore it and go with Plan B,” said the king.
 ”Sure”, she replied; she’ll just go to Plan C then! No biggie.
 ”If you were told to go eastwards, you can’t just ignore me and go in the opposite way,” the king added on.
 ”Yes,” she said while nodding. If she can’t go in the opposite way, North and south work fine too.
 ”You are NOT allowed to have affair with any other men!” the king then emphasized.
 ”Sure”. She replied. She never has to be the one having affair with the others. Others have it with her.
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 At first, when he learned that he was forced to go to many different routine worlds and be reborn into all kinds of cannon fodder, he was against it.
 Because villains usually all only have a moment of satisfaction, the endings of cannon fodder are also frequently quite miserable.
 But the man who gave him the system told him that this system not only has all types of powerful functions, but he can also break the routine lives of the cannon fodder. If he achieves this satisfactorily for each world, he can even become a god.
 He’s already experienced over a thousand reincarnations, but hasn’t yet been a god. Since it sounds pretty great, why not just try it out.
 From that moment on, he began the irreversible path of tyrannically oppressing people, while conveniently tearing open those white moonlights and so-called righteous people’s hypocritical masks.
 His goal: wearing the villain’s role to walk other people’s righteous paths, leaving them no path to follow.
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 Lian Xi transmigrated into an ancient tyrant’s general essay and became the female supporting role of a wealthy family of the same name. 
 The female supporting actress has a beautiful appearance and a prominent family background, but she was forcibly demoted by the plot. Whenever the male and female protagonists need emotionally, she will be pulled out to do things, and she will be slapped in the face again and again, a proper tool person. 
 Lianxi: I’m sorry, I have money, looks, and figure. Whoever loves this wise female partner will be the one, and I will say goodbye. 
 System: If you don’t complete the [Vicious Female Supporting Team] quest, you will die. 
 Designated line 1: [You are also worthy of me to grab a man] 
 Lian Xi was driving a Ferrari, and a drifter got off the car and sneered at the boss who was confronting the villain: “You are also worthy of me to grab a man.” 
 President: ? ? 
 Opposition: &nbsp;… 
 Designated line 2: [Look in the mirror without urinating] 
 Lian Xi rushed over with a group of bodyguards and pushed away the boss who was hugging the heroine and kissing him: “Be a hooligan, don’t pee and look in the mirror!” 
 President: ? ? ? 
 Mistress: &nbsp;… 
 Designated line three: [You think you can beat me] 
 Lian Xi was mad, so he directly bought the Oriental Pearl LED advertising screen and played it on a loop: “Oh, Mr. Ba, do you think you can beat me?” 
 President: ? ? ? ? 
 After finally crushing the original male protagonist, Lian Xi completed the mission of the vicious female supporting role. 
 System: Congratulations to the host, the master mode has been successfully activated. 
 Lianxi: Huh? 
 She took a meaningful look at the villain with eight-pack abs lying on her bed, lit a cigarette afterwards, and threw 500 million: “Sign this contract and let me sleep for five years until I become pregnant with an heir.” 
 The villain laughed so innocently: “Want to fuck me?” 
 The original hostess: We always want you to look down on you, don’t know what to do!
 Content tags: rich and powerful family system wear book cool text 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Lian Xi ┃ Supporting role: Hengkong ┃ Others: Pre-received “The squeamish concubine wears a book” 
 One sentence introduction: drag sister online, kill the Quartet! 
 Purpose: Sisters and sisters stand up
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 Hou Yang stepped on the air when he rushed down the stairs only to wake up and find that he had exchanged bodies with his wife Shen Rongrong!
 After the swap, Hou Yang threw up every time he ate and felt that it was necessary to go to the hospital for a check up but was stopped by Shen Rongrong.
 “No need to go to the hospital.” Shen Rongrong said calmly, “You’re just pregnant.”
 “????!!!!” Your mother*, this was too much!
 * 特麼 / TM: His mother; (slang) 特麼 has the same pronunciation as 他妈, a Chinese slang that literally means f*ck you.]
 Huo Yang realized that he was not only pregnant, but also had to complete the dubbing work of his wife.
 The inexperienced Huo Yang, “….Alright.”
 As a result, he accidentally became the top trend in the dubbing circle and stirred up a tumultuous storm.
 Fans were crazy for him: “Ah! ah! ah! ah! So sassy, so stunning, so beautiful! Sister Rong is the best!”
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 As a Beta, Ning An’s goal in life was to work hard, make money and get rich. However, his own dear father changed his aspiration and made him become a military academy student. Initially, he wanted to spend his days lazing about. What? The first place in the year gets a generous scholarship? Then staying up to study and train my body is nothing at all! The first place scholarship is definitely mine!
 The A in the opposite dorm: So you’re actually an O.
 Ning An: Ah?
 The A in the opposite dorm: I know. You’re risking it all to prove that an O is not inferior to an A.
 Ning An: You know my ass. Laozi is a B.
 The A in the opposite dorm: You need to correctly recognise your own gender ah.
 Ning An: …. Teacher. Report. I’m afraid this person is stupid.
 note: Pretending to be a B’ is 装B (Zhuang B). 装B also means to boast or show off
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 Video game streamer Jing Yu, momentarily misstepped, and found himself in a strange professional gaming team.
 Solo laner: Even if I have my eyes closed, asleep, dreaming, I can still kill you all!
 Mid laner: Retreat? Not going to happen. Even if I only have one drop of blood left, I’m going to kill you all!
 Marksman: Attack range advantage? I like to battle close-range! If you aren’t a coward then don’t run, let me kill you all!
 Support: Support? As if! Wait until I switch to an AD build, then I’m going to kill you all!
 Jing Yu: ……
 Jing Yu: All of you, retreat! I’ll be the one to kill them!
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