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 Gu Wei stared at the phone in a daze, and chatted well, why did the elementary school students start scolding other customers.
 The way is really wild.
 Seeing that the backyard of Chi Yunkai's customer was about to catch fire, he decided to persuade him.
 [Love me please give me money]: Don't say that, baby, you are essentially the same as them.
 [100,000 volts]:…
 [100,000 volts]: Is it me being abrupt, or you can see it more clearly.
 The sleeping pills played a role, Gu Wei's eyelids started to fight, but the business has not been negotiated yet.
 [Please pay me if you love me]: I'm going to bed, I'll tell you the specific package tomorrow, you should go to bed earlier too.
 [100,000 volts]: I…
 [If you love me, please spank me]: You can't stay up late, you will be spanked by your father if you stay up late.
 Gu Wei couldn't keep his eyes open, the phone slipped from his hand, and before the lights could be turned off, he closed his eyes, so he didn't see it, the chat interface lasted for ten minutes. Entering message".
 In the Jiang family's villa, Jiang Xun looked at the chat interface of the mobile phone and laughed angrily.
 God **** dad, this is still playing, right?
 Good child, really not good at all, very social.
 Jiang Xun bowed his head, spent ten minutes in the chat input box from the moral and health aspects, and explained to Gu Wei that it is wrong to find a gold owner, and expressed himself by the way The meaning of powder protection.
 But after thinking about it, Jiang Xun finally deleted this large piece of news.
 Whether it's good or bad, it's the life Gu Wei chose, although he regrets it, he won't interfere.
 After all—
 Idols should stay away from fans' lives!
 Gu Wei was woken up by the alarm clock at 4:00 in the morning, rushed into the company's car, drove all the way to the airport, and got on the plane at 6:00, and the plane flew to a small country in Europe , where he will participate in the recording of the fifth issue of the variety show "Wandering Together".
 Gu Wei's sleep is not good, he wakes up at night, and is always sleepy during the day.
 He leaned on the seat back of the first-class cabin, took out his mobile phone in a daze, and saw that yesterday's big client didn't seem to wake up.
 The chat between the two still stayed on the sentence of being spanked by dad, and the big client seemed to be scared away.
 Gu Wei lowered his head, lost a few words on the phone, and decided to coax the customer.
 
 [Love me please give me money]: smile.jpg.
 The boys' group is top-notch. Although his main dancer and rapper Chi Yunkai are often hacked, after all, everyone has traffic, and there is heat. Gu Wei doesn't know why Chi Yunkai Whimsical want to start a power leveling studio.
 The big customer hasn't picked up yet, so there will be no news for a while.
 "Brother, what are you doing?" Assistant Mu Yue asked, "Someone chatting with you so early?"
 Gu Wei put the phone on his back and shook his head: "Nothing."
 The fifth episode of the variety show was recorded in a small town in northern Europe. The town is quiet and comfortable, and many people choose to come here for vacation. The director soon released the task, and the seven guests were divided into groups and received the task. They searched for their own task NPC in the town and completed the task of punching in the scenic spot.
 The director confiscated the guest's mobile phone and wallet, and did not give a map of the town. Gu Wei had no sense of direction, so he wandered the streets of the town and followed him without saying a word. Photographed the surrounding scenery.
 "Gu Wei." A voice came from behind him, it was Jiang Enyuan, a guest at the same time.
 Gu Wei turned his head and smiled at Jiang Enyuan. He really didn't have a sense of variety, and he didn't like talking to strangers, so he simply showed his truest side.
 "Do you want me to come with you?" Jiang Enyuan asked seemingly friendly, "Your English is not good, can you be alone?"
 Gu Wei looked at the cameras around him, pursed his lips and said, "No need, my English is ok."
 You don't need to think about it to know that when this variety show is broadcast, he will not only be black and unfit, but also be scolded for being stubborn because of his low education.
 Gu Wei's previous drop out of school will be brought up by several marketing accounts.
 , I hope to give the show more popularity.
 Gu Wei ignored Jiang Enyuan and walked to the other end of the town with his follower. The scenery here was beautiful, and he didn't want to live up to the scenery in front of him for so little unpleasantness. .
 , Chong and Pai waved, held an umbrella for him, and found a place to hide from the rain together.
 The camera is still recording, Gu Wei is collecting an umbrella under the eaves of a house.
 "I feel like I have to hide here for a while." Gu Wei said to himself, "I'm sorry, my camera must be boring, let you accompany me to watch the rain under the eaves."
 Although he knew that when the show was broadcast, this part of him would not be left behind, Gu Wei still apologized very seriously.
 As he spoke, he closed his umbrella.
 On the Internet, most people will have a magical operation, when they close the umbrella, they poke their own stomach, because poking other people's stomach will be beaten.
 Gu Wei was one of these people. He leaned against the door of the log cabin, took an umbrella absently, and poked the handle of the umbrella into his waist.
 Today's umbrella is extremely difficult to put away, Gu Wei didn't even think about it, he took the umbrella handle and wanted to poke at the wall behind him.
 Failed to collect the umbrella, he didn't poke the wall, but something softer than the wall, at the same time, he seemed to hear the creaking sound of the wooden door.
 Gu Wei: "?"
 Then the question is, what exactly is he poking at?
 Standing on the spot with the big brother, but the expression looks a little weird, like the kind of wanting to laugh, but not afraid to laugh.
 "Huh? What's wrong?" Gu Wei turned back and froze in place.
 His traditional umbrella action, poked others.
 I don't know when, the door of the hut was opened from the inside, and someone came out from the inside, just standing behind Gu Wei's slightly open.
 Gu Wei panicked, he was not short himself, and the person who came was a little taller than him, which meant that the position he poked happened to be someone else's...
 It's someone's little Half-Life.
 Gu Wei lowered his head and looked at the folding umbrella in his hand, the umbrella was not put away, but the man, it should be sturdy.
 If it doesn't hurt, it must be fake.
 All men understand.
 "I'm sorry, sorry." Gu Wei quickly apologized, "I didn't know there was someone behind."
 When he looked up, he just saw the man's face and was stunned.
 Gu Wei: "Hey, you're not that..."
 The emoji that he usually likes to send, the e-sports **** that the brothers in the group like very much, seems to be called... Jiang Xun?
 Jiang Xun and the team members just won a world game, and just came to this small town in northern Europe for a vacation. A few people just put down their luggage in the hut, Jiang Xun heard the team members say that someone was carrying it outside the door with the camera.
 Jiang Xun originally planned to come out to see the situation, but as soon as he opened the door, he almost broke his dignity for the rest of his life. Fortunately, he responded in time and avoided a little later.
 Jiang Xun caught a glimpse of the bodyguards and follow-ups around him, as well as the station logo on the camera, and immediately understood that this was recording a program.
 The little star who got into trouble had a soft voice and sounded sincerity. Jiang Xun was not too angry at all, so he planned to give up.
 But at this moment, he saw the face of the little star-
 It's Gu Wei.
 That bad boy who asked him on WeChat last night whether he was monthly or yearly.
 The little fan who often sends his emoji in the circle of friends.
 The evidence that the bad boy forced him to go to **** last night is still in his phone.
 The ideological education essay that stayed up all night and finished writing and didn't send it out was still reciting in Jiang Xun's heart.
 Since it happened to happen today, Jiang Xun doesn't plan to stay away from fans' lives.
 You can't educate the little fans, it's okay to be scared.
 "Do you know where I went wrong?" Jiang Xun asked with interest.
 "Huh?" Gu Wei didn't expect him to ask such a question. Thinking of the stupid thing he did just now, his face flushed suddenly, "I apologize."
 Why is the expression pack so fierce.
 "You can't just apologize." Jiang Xun said deliberately, "You have to know where you went wrong."
 Jiang Xun saw the crimson on Gu Wei's face and felt more and more interesting.
 This kid, last night he was still saying that his experience is not a problem, why is he still blushing now.
 "I'm sorry." Gu Wei thought about it, it was indeed his fault, and sincerely apologized, "I hurt you, sorry."
 "It hurts a lot." Jiang Xun said, "Little boy, what are you going to do?"
 Gu Wei blushed: "How about I take you..."
 Gu Wei wanted to say that he should stop recording the show first, and take this emoji to the hospital to have a look.
 Before he finished speaking, the other party bowed his head slightly, put his hand on the wall, blocked him against the wall, and opened his mouth in his ear: "Or... Give me a blow."
 "You, you, you..." Gu Wei was caught off guard by such a sentence, so frightened that the whole person was incoherent, "Why are emojis acting like hooligans."
 It was still raining outside, Gu turned his head and ran away, forgetting that he was recording a show, and even forgot to hold his umbrella. A stunned Jiang Xun came to him.
 Emoji?
 A hooligan?
 What does it mean?
 Didn't you ask him to call him Dad generously when we were chatting yesterday?
 Then the question is, who is the hooligan first?
 There is no answer to this question at this time, but—
 Three days later, as soon as the trailer for the fifth issue of "Wandering Together" was broadcast, the two were immediately sent to the hot search.
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 Gu Wei, the popular yet controversial lead dancer of boy band T.ATW.
 Jiang Xun, a god-tier professional esports player.
 One day, after a certain variety show aired, these complete strangers became a trending topic together.
 Gu Wei’s Anti-Fans: Do these two have anything to do with each other? Gu Wei is absolutely shameless. He’ll try to leech fame off anything that moves, even esports legends. Ignore him, ignore him!
 Fans of Jiang Xun’s Technique: If our God Xun wanted to, he could buy this whole country. If he’s playing around with some nameless celeb, he’ll just play until he gets bored and moves on.
 But before long, an unexpectedly heated controversy sparked around the two:
 Jiang Xun slacks off during a livestream to promote a celebrity!
 Jiang Xun’s little brother Jiang Ying says he’s being forced to defend his nemesis Gu Wei against anti-fans!
 Gu Wei, Jiang Xun… a shocking affair?!
 Netizens: ???
 The two do have talks of an engagement brewing between them, but it wasn’t Jiang Xun who Gu Wei fell for first… it was Jiang Xun’s reaction memes.
 When Jiang Xun first met Gu Wei, he came away with the impression that Gu Wei was his diehard fan. He never would have imagined Gu Wei was only a fan of his memes.
 Gu Wei: Ge… I think your reaction memes are better looking than you.
 Jiang Xun: Little Gu, you’re a little rebel, aren’t you?
 Then, affection gradually began to grow between the two. Gu Wei finally mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to Jiang Xun.
 Gu Wei: Jiang Xun, I think I’ve started to ship us.
 Jiang Xun, fiercely: You’re late. I’ve already become your stan.
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 The story of a former professional leveling who broke the professional wall, stepped on the big guild, and smashed the professional team. 
 The old salted fish driver’s struggle for dominance. 
 Day: I want to go to the championship with you. 
 Because you want to go, so I want to go too.
 Important reminder: 
 Growing up, there are many fathers in the early stage. 
 In the future holographic setting, the male protagonist will play soy sauce in the early stage. It seems that it should be long-term. . . . 
 The style of writing is touching. 
 There are not many private settings, only dumped when used. Online game settings come from all corners of the world. 
 Spreading rumors, refuting the rumors and running off the legs, refused to identify the similarity by air!
 Content tag: cool text games online games face fight competition 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Tian Tian, ​​Du Yunyi Supporting roles: Ye Yuan, Chen He Others: Rebirth
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 System: I save you so that you can cultivate immortals! Not for you to engage in scientific research! 
 Tang Huan: Oh, do you have any new mech manufacturing drawings? 
 System: No! No points for not cultivating immortals! You can’t buy pictures without points! 
 Tang Huan: Well, I’ll go to cultivate immortals.
 Later, Tang Huanlang went too far and fell seriously injured at Tianyifeng. 
 The kind-hearted peak master said: It is enough to promise life-saving grace. 
 Tang Huan:……? ? ? 
 How can a savior take the initiative to ask others to agree with him!
 Black Belly Man Sao Sword Repair Big Brother x Pseudo High Cold Real Technology House Big Long Legs Cannon Sister 
 Su Shuang, Ji San Tang Sect, has not played before and does not affect the reading of the “text”
 Content tags: Traveling through time and space Immortal hero cultivation Sweet text Shuang text
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Tang Huan Supporting role: Mo Qingyi Others: Jisan, Tangmen, 1v1, he
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 After recently taking on the job as the President of Jing Sheng Group’s assistant, she is reports to the president, that has also just taken office, for work.
 “Tomorrow morning, postpone all the meetings. At 9 o’clock, follow me to the civil administration office to receive the license.”
 On the first day of work, she already encountered an overbearing president that is forcing her to receive the license. Should she resist or obey?
 At night, a certain someone leans on the edge of the door, saying in a light and lazy manner: “Madam, I want to turn off the lights. Are you sure you want to go to sleep wrapped like a steamed dumpling while holding a knife?”
 “Either that or you can go out to sleep!”
 “Impossible, this is my home!”
 “During the day, you transferred the house to me. So now it’s my home!”
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 Gu Xueyi was born into a family of generals and was the master of the Sheng family, the one person in charge of a family of 400. But when she woke up, she had transmigrated into a novel and was the ex-wife to be of the male lead and doomed to die early.
 Looking at the four siblings of her husband, Gu Xueyi frowned and thought: “Back in the day, the sons of the Sheng family were able to go to battle, to become generals, to conquer the Imperial court and become officials. All of them were useful men, so why are those bigshots in the modern day so useless?” 
 Whether her husband wants a divorce or not, first she has to teach these idiots the right way!
 Months later, the missing husband returned to the Yan family.
 Yan Weijia, who had just received the Movie Emperor award: “The person I am the most grateful for is my sister-in-law and the person I love the most is also her.” 
 Yan Weshu, a famous celebrity that had just entered a prestigious university: “The person I am the most grateful for is my sister-in-law and the person I love the most is also her.” 
 Yan Wenhong, who just won a gold medal for his country: “The person I am the most grateful for is my sister-in-law…” 
 Yan Wenbo, holding his diploma: “The person I am the most grateful to is my sister-in-law…” 
 Even the Yan’s former enemy said in a public interview: “The woman I admire the most is Ms. Gu Xueyi.”
 Everyone: ??? 
 Yanchao: ??? Am I green??
 Only then he found out that his unruly and hateful wife had become the dream woman that everyone wanted to marry and that they were all waiting for him to divorce.
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 The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use. 
 Lu Ming, who initially planned to lead an idle life, had a not-so-boring dream now — He hopes to seal the entire world in the cards. 
 One still needed to have dreams. What if you could realize them?
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 “Ding! Sign-in success! Get a immortal flying sword: Ink Shadow Sword! 
 “Ding! Signed in successfully! Obtained nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine immortal mountain peaks !” 
 “Ding! Signed-in successfully! Obtained ownership of cultivation blessed land: Kunlun Mountain!” 
 Yan Chu became a waste wood sect master in the cultivation world, but relying on the [sign-in system for the strongest sect master], gets the treasures of heaven and earth and the immortal items and artifacts to get strong! 
 The seven holy places begged Yan Chu to give up two blessed places, monster race, and the demon king are all vying to give their children to Yan Chu as students, even the female immortals in the heavens can’t help but take a look at this human world strongest sect master! 
 Looking at the soaring disciples one after another, Yan Chu couldn’t help being angry: Why am I still in the Qi Gathering Realm!
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 There’s SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there’s Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.
 When a soldier that originally failed to be selected to join, appeared on the Dragon Division’s list again, no one noticed, that this inconspicuous and humble looking guy was actually the Dragon King of the division, the one that’s most difficult to deal with.
 He was a man, whose appearance gave every one existential crisis, including a fly that was consecutively caught by him with a pair of chopsticks.
 Of course, this story is hilarious as well. 
 [Shen Yao laughed. “You think I would help you? For what reason?”
 Xu Cheng sighed. “Shen Yao, to be honest, you are really pretty.”
 “Humph.” Shen Yao snorted coldly, “Can you elaborate on that for me?”
 “I don’t know how to get into details, but I can only say that when I accidentally tore your skirt today, I got a boner.” ]
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 Shi Qing became cannon fodder in the book, and could see the countdown to her life every day, and learned that in the end her family would be ruined and she would be hung on the wall to dry.
 Her mother is a censor. After so many years of speaking straightforwardly in the court, Shi Qing had inherited her mother’s mantle. After knowing the end, Shi Qing lived every day like she didn’t want to live through tomorrow.
 The newly appointed champion, the heroine of the book, said that Shi Qing was young, frivolous, and rude. Shi Qing instantly replied, “I am two months, three days, and eight hours older than you! Respect the old and love the young. You are disrespectful and unfilial, how can you say that I am young, frivolous,s and rude??”
 The son of the prime minister, the most beautiful man in the capital, said that Shi Qing had a small poison mouth. Shi Qing said, “Oh, how can I compare to you, condolences for the grievances when you were young.”
 Shi Qing’s mouth was bad, and the whole capital was waiting for her to marry her husband. Later, she learned to restrain herself, and then her family married her a gentle and virtuous husband who is knowledgeable and reasonable.
 The rumored gentle and virtuous husband who was good at embroidering peonies clasped his hand and clasped his fists.
 Qing Jun, who was good-looking and full of energy said, “Can the girl lend me two thousand silver taels, and I will pay you ten times when I become famous in the future!”
 Shi Qing slowly lifted her eyelids and knocked melon seeds and asked, “I have the final say in this family, I want you here. What do you do when you become famous?? Be honest and embroider peonies at home.”
 Qing Jun, “???”
 Later, Shi Qing discovered that the longer she lived, the longer the bar was, and she even had better luck than male and female protagonists! 
 (Life can be a little unsatisfactory, but the one who has unsatisfaction must not be me…)
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 From the age of 7, Qiao Qiao realised that her family wasn’t quite the same as her friends’ families.
 Her father, dressed in all white, said, “Our girl should learn to cultivate immortality with me!”
 Her mother, dressed in battle armor, said, “Our girl should train her body to protect herself!”
 When discussing it, they decided to solve it with a duel outside.
 Her brother secretly asked, “Qiao Qiao, do you want to be in the entertainment industry with me?”
 Then, her brother was kicked out of the house by her parents. She prayed that he was okay out there.&nbsp;
 Qiao Qiao sighed. She was really worried about this family.
 She silently collected mech building materials. There was no other way, if she learned how to use mechs, she would be able to get a good job. Unfortunately, her unreliable parents didn’t understand.
 It seems like the burden of supporting this family was handed over to her.
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 In a land where no magic is present. A land where the strong make the rules and the weak have to obey. A land filled with alluring treasures and beauty, yet also filled with unforeseen danger. Three years ago, Xiao Yan, who had shown talents none had seen in decades, suddenly lost everything. His powers, his reputation, and his promise to his mother. What sorcery has caused him to lose all of his powers? And why has his fiancee suddenly shown up?
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 Ren Zhouyuan, who loves to study Chinese culture since childhood, has never imagined that his own life would one day be subverted by a foreigner.
 Not only do these foreign devils not love the Chinese, but they also scoff at him, looking at his eyes like watching a fool.
 After getting drunk, Ren Zhouyuan is for no reason pregnant with a ball, and actually gave birth to a child as a man. This kid is blonde; almost do not have to verify who he is from the “handwriting.”
 Ren Zhouyuan does not want to make that arrogant foreigner part of his life, but after fate tied them tightly together again, he found that there was a big difference between this man and the arrogant fighting nationality he imagined.
 Leonid: Honey, what does ” Jijiwai Wai*” mean? 
 Ren Zhouyuan: Refers to people like you 
 Leonid: But I’m not chirping ah …
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 In an era when holographic films were popular, the World Youth Championships recurve bow archery champion, Ji Dong, saw a strange thriller trailer in the cinema.
 After the movie was over, the maglev rail he was riding in was involved in a bridge accident.
 When Ji Dong opened his eyes again, he found himself in the thriller world of the movie trailer he had just seen. What’s more, he has to do everything he can to survive before the playback bar reaches 100% progress.
 Fortunately, he has a strong heart, and even though he is only a novice village player, he dares to participate at the top level.
 Traveling around this strange world, even if you can’t win, you can at least bluff. No matter what you encounter, you are not afraid!
 …Just this friend, what’s the matter with you?
 As a horror film player, you are so delicate and weak that you vomit blood and faint at every turn, but you are handsome and beautiful, and you are also very charming…
 Faced with such “baggage,” Ji Dong, a patient with severe facial paralysis, said—— I! Throw! Do not! Under! Hand! What!
 This is actually a story of [returning amnesia, the essence of the unknown. A full-level master at attack Ren Jianmo × A fast-growing rookie pretending to be a master Ji Dong.]
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