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 The matter has not been explained clearly yet, Gu Wei was fled by Jiang Xun again.
 [Please call me money]: I will explain to you later.
 Gu Wei decided to send a circle of friends to calm down and complain about what happened to him in the past few days, let the brothers in the group understand the true face of the facial foreskin, sort out the mood, and then go back to Jiang Find an explanation.
 When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to throw the blame.
 Gu Wei is an example.
 Gu Wei took out all the stock in the phone and found Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoji.
 With text—
 "I tell you, this meme is very rogue, his mind is full of yellow waste, and he thinks crooked at every turn. Brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."
 This time, Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about 500 words, and between the lines were all dissatisfaction and accusations against Jiang Xun. After he specifically blocked Jiang Xun, he clicked send.
 "Are you in a good mood?" In the club where the TMW team is located, someone knocked on the door of the training room.
 Jiang Xun put down the phone, with an unrecovered smile in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"
 "I passed by H City at work, and I came to see you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown trench coat and leaned against the door, "How have you been lately?"
 "Very good." Jiang Xun said smoothly, "I just won the world championship, what's wrong with me."
 
 "My mother contacted you again?" Jiang Xun is happy, Chu Yi was Jiang Xun's neighbor when he was a child, and is now an associate professor of applied psychology clinical consultation at A University.
 "As a friend, take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his question and urged, "Come on, I still have work in the afternoon."
 Jiang Xun listened to his words, picked out one of the cards scattered on the table, and handed it to Chu Yi.
 "Doctor Chu, do you see anything?" Jiang Xun asked while leaning on the gaming chair.
 "Why did you choose it, and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked.
 The card is blue-green in color with some intricate color blocks wrapped around it.
 "Let me speak?" Jiang Xun asked.
 Chu Yi nodded: "What you see is what you see."
 Jiang Xun took back the card and gave Chu Yi an answer according to the pattern he saw: "I saw a whirlpool, and there was a small boat in the whirlpool, I seemed to be on a boat, and here... "
 Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."
 Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "Are you planning to retire?"
 Jiang Xun: “…”
 Jiang Xun sat up straight: "You can."
 "It's not hard to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are twenty-three, and you are almost at the age to retire. What you project on this card is yours. Confused, you have a reputation, and you have no shortage of money, what are you confused about?"
 What are you confused about?
 Jiang Xun has some vague awareness about dreams and future plans.
 "I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "But this winter's Asian Open will be finished, the team still has a lot of things to deal with, and there are a few good youth trainees that have to be topped. It is estimated that the official retirement will have to wait until next year."
 "You seem to have found some revelation, it's not a big problem, your mother is too worried, solve it yourself." Chu Yi put away the card, "You saw the lighthouse in the whirlpool, why, Did you meet your lighthouse?"
 Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of Gu Wei in that short video.
 "What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.
 "I really can't hide anything when I talk to you." Jiang Xun said in disgust, "I recently met a very interesting child."
 He said this, remembering that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.
 Gu Wei said something.
 Do you not sell yourself as a performer?
 Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Wei had sent him a new message, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on the circle of friends—
 What catches the eye is Gu Wei's avatar, which is the Q version of Gu Wei drawn by fans.
 Q version Gu Wei was chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and rolled his eyes and made a gesture of hugging. When Jiang Xun saw this head portrait, the corners of his lips curled up.
 Then his smile froze on his face.
 Under the Q-version avatar, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.
 
 You are thinking about farting.jpg
 Quality Eight.jpg
 My face is crooked.jpg
 You are ugly, you say it first.jpg
 There is also a special picture with black characters on a white background.
 Jiang Xun: “…”
 Chu Yi: "…"
 With the background of these nine emojis, Gu Wei discussed about 500 words around the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan", with clear arguments, reasonable arguments, and straight-forward.
 At the end of this discussion, Gu Wei also added a sentence: It’s good for everyone to understand in their hearts, and you can’t say it out.
 "You lighthouse...you are so bold." Chu Yi recalled Jiang Xun, the school leader at the time of his studies, and applauded the child he had never met in his heart, "Which one On the road?"
 Jiang Xun looked at the Q version of Gu Wei and his eight emojis on the phone screen, took a deep breath and said, "Little Gu, it should be itchy skin."
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 Gu Wei, the popular yet controversial lead dancer of boy band T.ATW.
 Jiang Xun, a god-tier professional esports player.
 One day, after a certain variety show aired, these complete strangers became a trending topic together.
 Gu Wei’s Anti-Fans: Do these two have anything to do with each other? Gu Wei is absolutely shameless. He’ll try to leech fame off anything that moves, even esports legends. Ignore him, ignore him!
 Fans of Jiang Xun’s Technique: If our God Xun wanted to, he could buy this whole country. If he’s playing around with some nameless celeb, he’ll just play until he gets bored and moves on.
 But before long, an unexpectedly heated controversy sparked around the two:
 Jiang Xun slacks off during a livestream to promote a celebrity!
 Jiang Xun’s little brother Jiang Ying says he’s being forced to defend his nemesis Gu Wei against anti-fans!
 Gu Wei, Jiang Xun… a shocking affair?!
 Netizens: ???
 The two do have talks of an engagement brewing between them, but it wasn’t Jiang Xun who Gu Wei fell for first… it was Jiang Xun’s reaction memes.
 When Jiang Xun first met Gu Wei, he came away with the impression that Gu Wei was his diehard fan. He never would have imagined Gu Wei was only a fan of his memes.
 Gu Wei: Ge… I think your reaction memes are better looking than you.
 Jiang Xun: Little Gu, you’re a little rebel, aren’t you?
 Then, affection gradually began to grow between the two. Gu Wei finally mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to Jiang Xun.
 Gu Wei: Jiang Xun, I think I’ve started to ship us.
 Jiang Xun, fiercely: You’re late. I’ve already become your stan.
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 Wen Yantong finds herself transmigrated into a novel as a cannon fodder character with the same name as hers.
 In this novel, this cannon fodder entered the Academy disguised as a man. She made the mistake of falling in love with the main male character. Then she was used by a female supporting character and met a bad end.
 So after she was transmigrated into the novel, Wen Yantong’s priority was to escape from the Academy. But once she put her plan into action, bad luck would befall her, and she even crippled her legs. On crutches, she was trapped in the Academy and was sent to copy texts from the classical works of literature as punishment.
 Then an incredible thing happened. Wen Yantong found the moment her classmate Little Marquis, the number one villain in the novel, decided to scold her, the wheel of fortune would turn in her favor.
 So Wen Yantong gave up on her plan. And the first thing in the morning was to find her lucky koi fish.
 But the Little Marquis was very ferocious, often lashed out in violence at the least provocation. So Wen Yantong racked her brain, jumping back and forth on the verge of getting kicked and being scolded.
 A typical dialogue between them was like this:
 Wen Yantong:” Hi, Little Marquis.”
 Little Marquis:” Get out!”
 Wen Yantong:” Ok!”
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 The new host looked soft, sweet and bullying. 
 The system is heartbroken: It’s over! 
 However, the speed of light was beaten in the face. 
 Huh? 
 The scumbag knelt on the ground and cried and confessed his mistake! 
 The villain Dasi Hengliu wants to put down the butcher’s knife! 
 The vicious female partner was abused to the point of having nowhere to run! 
 … 
 Wait, isn’t this style wrong? 
 hey hey, what the fuck? 
 Host, put down the knife! That’s the hero, hey, don’t stab him! 
 Male protagonist: Be good, put down the knife, I will stab myself! 
 (Crazy for her, crazy for her, even if a hundred steel is made, it will become soft around your fingers.)
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 <li><a class="title" title="Fast Travel Wanted: Don’t Get Angry with the Blackened System" target="_blank" href="/en/serie-3771/fast-travel-wanted-dont-get-angry-with-the-blackened-system">Fast Travel Wanted: Don’t Get Angry with the Blackened System</a></li>
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 Zhao Yu had been secretly in love with a Xiao Gege[1] for ten years.
 She was going to confess to the Xiao Gege when she graduated from high school, but she didn’t expect to find out that her Xiao Gege had become a popular celebrity by the time her college entrance exams were over.
 The Xiao Gege had actually taken advantage of when she was working hard to study for the college entrance exams behind closed doors to make his debut with an absolutely beautiful solo stage!
 And it only took him half a year before he was granted the title of God-level top celebrity! Thousands of fans supported him as he walked on a bright path to stardom.
 Zhao Yu: “…I have some **** that I don’t know if I should say or not.”
 * Urgent! Help! How can I date a top celebrity?
 * Thank you for the question. Just become a top celebrity. I wish you success~
 Thus, Zhao Yu began to strive towards the path to becoming a top celebrity.
 She became the center for the most popular girl group, and became the most popular female idol.
 She became one of the top three celebrities in the country and was as famous as her Xiao Gege.
 The know-nothing Shen Junyi: “I heard that someone has a crush on me?”
 The calm, cool, and collected Zhao Yu: “Sorry, you heard it too late.”
 Wasn’t she a popular idol now? Why would she want to fall in love?
 CP, Heaven’s Greatest Plan
 Oracle[2] CP: Shen Junyi, the King of the Stage X Zhao Yu, the Fairy of the World
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 Ten years ago, Zhou Xianfu came across and bound the system. In ten years, it has become a world-class financial oligarch. And ten years ago, he knew that the end is coming, and human beings can only resuscitate manually to save themselves!
 System: “Task 1: Make at least 5 billion people around the world recognize the existence of Xian/Wu.”
 “Task 2: Disseminate the simplified version of the “Supreme Qi” to the world, and enable at least four billion people around the world to officially start practicing. It will cause the earth to bottom out, and the spiritual energy will explode!”
 It is planned to prepare for three years in ten years. The purpose of the event is to promote national martial arts. With a prize of 150 billion U.S. dollars, the reality show “The Last Strong” has officially started.
 Global madness.
 Mercenaries, boxers, fighters, martial artists, and some masters all think that they will be the leader to take 100 billion US dollars.
 And no one knows who they are on the same track…
 Wudang: “Please come out of the mountain!”
 Bagua Gate: “Ancestor, please appear in front of the world again.”
 As a result, in everyone in the world that this is just a live broadcast of fighting games, fairy characters have appeared on the stage. Shock the world!
 World boxing champion: “He he… He smashed a mountain with one foot, how can I fight him?”
 The UFC champion is crazy: “Run at sea? One jump for hundreds of meters? Why, why have you never seen them in the Olympics? God…”
 At this moment, the world has officially entered the age of practice!
 Zhou Xianfu: “It’s time, come on, follow me to promote the aura recovery!”
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 “When the Lord Jesus comes for the second time, those who died in Christ’s name will be raised from the grave first.”
 – “1 Thessalonians 4:16”
 In 2019, an outbreak of zombie virus quickly swept the world within months.
 Communications were interrupted, water and electricity support ceased, chemical plant leaked, nuclear power plant exploded, the world was reduced to be like hell on earth; without God, it became an era of legends and saviors, with the fire of survival instinct rekindled within mortals.
 Resident Evil zombie-theme in ABO setting.
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 GunGun, as a national treasure(panda), was stolen by thieves and skinned. Once he woke up, he had a healthy body and lots of bamboo leaves. But monsters with glowing eyes surrounded him, most importantly they were floating, have greenish blue faces, fangs, and have no little legs?!
 (⊙o⊙) Oh, the two-legged monster is here again, huh, is this bowl of food for him? These tender leaves are delicious, they should be hidden in the deepest part of the den.
 There was an extra panda cub in the Interstellar Admiral’s embrace which he brought everywhere he goes. The place where a gun was once placed turned into a place for holding a basket full of leaves.
 One day, GunGun became a beautiful boy.
 Pouting face GunGun: Big monster I’m hungry. Huh? Where’s my fur!
 The admiral’s face flushed crimson red being overwhelmed by its cuteness: “!!!!!” My darling!
 ******Small Theater~******
 GunGun who was holding a small bamboo shoot and shivering: It’s so scary, monsters with no heads or tails are floating!
 The admiral who fell from the sky: GunGun, don’t be afraid.
 GunGun who was holding a little apple and shivering: It’s so scary, a glowing green skull is smiling at me!
 The admiral who fell from the sky: GunGun, don’t be afraid.
 GunGun who was clinging to the Admiral’s thigh with wet eyes: Ah, the corpse moved! He said that I’m cute and wanted to touch me.
 The admiral who became fierce: This absolutely won’t do!
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 Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He can reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence. 
 So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one… 
 [Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm] 
 [Destined Sword Fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao comprehension] 
 [Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude] 
 [Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones] 
 In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner. 
 A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history. 
 That is when the Immortal Realm decides to clean up the mortal world. So, Han Jue finally has no choice but to take action. 
 Then he realizes, deities and gods aren’t that powerful after all! 
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 <li><a class="title" title="I Just Became An Immortal, My Descendants Beg Me To Come Out of the Mountain" target="_blank" href="/en/serie-2697/i-just-became-an-immortal-my-descendants-beg-me-to-come-out-of-the-mountain">I Just Became An Immortal, My Descendants Beg Me To Come Out of the Mountain</a></li>
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 She gnashed her teeth as she faced the abuse from the Imperial concubines in the Imperial harem, forced to endure many calamities.
 After travelling through time, Su Yan thought that that ** little bi*ch was right: good people don’t live long and misfortune lasts for a thousand years.
 But no matter whichever era she was in, she would tightly grasp the thickest golden thigh and never let go. Looking at it now, it seems that her husband had the thickest thigh.
 Till now only modern people were transmigrating back but what happens when an Imperial Concubine transmigrates into modern time? What happens when modern and ancient values clash? Hilarity, action and seduction ensues.
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 Liu Weiwei transmigrated to the interstellar period and found herself as the lowest ranking student in an Interstellar High School.
 The poor performance of the original owner was ridiculed by the whole school, and the accidental pregnancy, even the father of the child was not known.
 Then Liu Weiwei realized that there was also a food system with her.
 Soon, the whole interstellar was shook, people swarmed towards her with their tears flowing from their mouths.
 Marshal: The snail noodles are good. Come to work in the cafeteria of our military area, you will have five insurances and one housing fund.
 Scientist: Fried chicken is the best, give me one, don’t force me to kneel down and beg you!
 Villain: I want to eat too… Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
 Male protagonist (rare low-key boasting tone): My wife is not good at cooking, you’d better not come to my house for dinner.
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 [How to evaluate the black organization where Gin is located? 】
 laxative.
 People are in the winery, the interests are relevant.
 My boss, Gin, is polite and helpful.
 My partner Shuichi Akai is loyal and reliable, and is very dedicated to his feelings.
 Ms. Belmode was gentle, beautiful, and amiable.
 There is also a cafe guy who is very optimistic and lively.
 All I can say is that people here are stupid and have a lot of money, so come quickly.
 “Just, if given the chance, I would say, I want to be a good person.”
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 Yu Siling and her girlfriend have been dating for almost half a year. Her girlfriend is good at everything, her face is high level, her figure is good, she is considerate, gentle and understanding, but she is poor, and hates the rich.
 Yu -rich- Siling had to hide her rich identity, disguised as a poor girl, every day she and Li Yueyun went to the bargain market, ready to pick up and collect the empty mineral water bottles, at night they eat out at stalls, using a basin of water to wash the face, feet and flush the toilet …… the really beautiful love at the slum T ^ T
 As a third year university student at the acting department, Yu Siling said that her lifetime’s acting skills, are used in her girlfriend.
 However, one day, her father ordered her to go on a blind date with his partner.
 This isn’t okay! There is still a poor Cinderella wife at home, she won’t agree!
 She personally rushed to the blind date site, hoping that the other party would know what to do and back off, but sitting opposite her in a highly fashionable ladies suit, limited-edition bag, full of the scent of the rich …… Is the indifferent and estranged Li Yueyun, what is going on?
 The two were shocked in unison –
 Li Yueyun: “Wife, why are you here!?”
 Yu Siling: “Is this where we sell the scrap now?!”
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 Yunge, after transmigrating, learned a tragic lesson: when you read a novel, you really shouldn’t skip around! Even if the name of the chapter was “The Death of Yunge”, you shouldn’t just click directly on it! And you definitely shouldn’t give it a negative rating out of anger just because the canon fodder character that happened to bear your name was thrown into a brothel as the lowest of prostitutes. If you didn’t give it a thumbs down, you wouldn’t have transmigrated! And if you didn’t transmigrate, you wouldn’t be stuck now without any foreknowledge of the events to come, in this undoubtedly tragic role of “Yunge.”
 Yunge clenched her fists. It’s okay, she knew at least that the female protagonist’s name was “Lin Yuan.” In the first part of the story, she was Yunge’s shimei (cultivation/sect sister). As soon as that girl appears, Yunge should just stick to her and start currying favor. Hug her thighs! She’d definitely be able to change her own fate!
 In the days and nights that passed as she waited for the protagonist to appear, the only comfort left for Yunge was her clever, thoughtful, young disciple.
 Until one day…
 Disciple: Shizun, why are you always so devoted to Lin Yuan shiyi? Is having this disciple not enough?
 Yunge: Sweet disciple, please don’t mess around! She’s the heroine! Such is mandated by the heavens! Whoever steps out of line will die most wretchedly!
 The “Sweet” Appearing Disciple: Since she’s the most important in Shizun’s eyes…but if she were to die, it would be me, right?
 Yunge: My disciple, don’t mess around!!!! This shizun still needs to go get in her good graces!
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