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 As soon as Xu Shan's words fell, he heard a roar.
 A black bear, standing up as tall as a man, appeared on the other side of the boulder.
 Staring at them with fierce eyes.
 There was only a few meters between them.
 Xu Shan knows the habits of black bears very well, so don't act rashly at this time.
 Black bears can run fast, climb trees, swim and are very flexible.
 The more you run, the more fierce it chases.
 Yelling will irritate it even more.
 It's better if you're motionless...... will die with more dignity.
 Xu Shan was annoyed for a while.
 I was thinking about that little thing just now, but I didn't notice that I broke into the black bear's den.
 Black bears also hibernate, but unlike other animals, they sleep very lightly.
 Occasionally, I will come out for an activity.
 As long as it is not giving birth and is in dire need of foraging, it is usually not too cranky.
 There is still a chance to escape.
 Xu Shan looked around, thinking.
 There is a small cave on the cliff of the canyon more than ten meters away from them.
 The entrance to the cave is not large, about two meters above the ground.
 He decided to go in first and hide.
 Of course, this cave can't protect itself from black bears.
 However, as long as he and Bai Suzhen entered the cave first, holding sticks and stones to guard the entrance of the cave, it would not be easy for the black bear to climb into it again.
 Look at what you're looking for, then call for help, or find another way to escape.
 in order to win more opportunities.
 Xu Shan took Bai Suzhen's hand and retreated little by little.
 It can be seen that Bai Suzhen is also very nervous.
 Without mana, she confronted the black bear head-on, and she could only be reduced to food for the other party.
 After retreating seven or eight meters towards the cave, the black bear chased after him slowly.
 Behind it, there were two cubs.
 Xu Shan's head was big for a while.
 Afraid of something, this is a lactating female bear.
 It was clearly hungry.
 The chances of escaping were a few points slimmer.
 Xu Shan and Bai Suzhen quickened their pace of retreat.
 Just a few meters away from the cave, the black bear seemed to detect their motives.
 "Whew-".
 It was originally slow, but suddenly roared and pounced.
 "Run!"
 At the moment of crisis, Bai Suzhen pushed Xu Shan away.
 She herself rushed towards the black bear.
 "Be careful—".
 Xu Shan shouted, trying to pull Bai Suzhen back.
 It's too late.
 The irascible black bear, with a wave of the bear's paw, was patting Bai Suzhen on the shoulder.
 Knocked her out a few meters away.
 The black bear opened its big mouth and was about to bite Bai Suzhen.
 In a hurry, Xu Shan saw the two fluffy bear cubs next to him.
 One in each hand, he picked up the two cubs and yelled at the she-bear.
 Then he held up the two bears and deliberately bumped them together.
 The bear screamed.
 The
 female bear, who had already pounced in front of Bai Suzhen, was furious, turned around, and pounced on Xu Shan again.
 Xu Shan hurriedly threw the two bears onto the boulder.
 "Whew!".
 The she-bear opened her bloody mouth and roared at Xu Shan again.
 But the two cubs screamed as they fell.
 The mother bear who was anxious to protect her cubs didn't care about biting Xu Shan, so she ran to see her cubs first.
 Taking this opportunity, Xu Shan rushed to Bai Suzhen to follow, picked her up and ran.
 Take three steps and make two steps and rush to the entrance of the cave.
 Pushing Bai Suzhen into the cave, he himself grabbed the stones on the cave wall and jumped in.
 Someone has camped in a cave.
 There are traces of fire inside.
 There are also several sticks of firewood with the thickness of the mouth of the bowl.
 Xu Shan grabbed a thick wooden stick more than two meters long and guarded the entrance of the cave.
 After the mother bear took the bear off the boulder, she chased after it with great vigour.
 It straightened up and tried to climb into the cave.
 Xu Shan waved the wooden stick and smashed it on the head.
 The black bear has rough skin and thick flesh, so it doesn't hurt to smash it at all.
 He took the stick and stabbed it in the eye and nose.
 The black bear was in pain and retreated.
 After a few minutes, it pounced again.
 was repelled by Xu Shan again.
 This small hole is easy to defend and difficult to attack.
 After the black bear was beaten back several times in a row, he learned to be obedient.
 It snorted and gasped for breath, and lay down a few meters away, staring at the cave.
 It's ready to wait for the rabbit.
 Xu Shan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
 He squatted down, took off Bai Suzhen's coat, and inspected Bai Suzhen's injuries.
 On the snow-white fragrant shoulders, a large piece of red and red.
 Trauma is not obvious.
 But Bai Suzhen still couldn't lift her arm.
 It could be that the bones are out of place.
 Xu Shan spread his coat on the ground and let the bare-backed Bai Suzhen climb on it.
 He learned the orthopedic massage method seen on the Internet, observing the movements of the black bear while carefully pressing it back and forth on Bai Suzhen's body.
 "Oops! hiss...... Oops......".
 
 Bai Suzhen screamed in pain.
 "Who made you reckless," Xu Shan said while massaging while diverting her attention, "Your strength is far inferior to mine, and you dare to single out the black bear, you don't want to die!"
 Bai Suzhen turned her head and glanced at Xu Shan warmly, "I was only thinking about your life at the time, and if I forget about me, I will die-".
 "Hey, do you have such deep feelings for me?" Xu Shan smiled, "Really?".
 Bai Suzhen pursed her lips and said aggrievedly: "Believe it or not." "
 Xu Shan was about to continue teasing her when a series of electronic sounds suddenly sounded in his head:
 [Ding!The system has detected that you have stir-fried the goblin and completely subdued the demon heart!].
 [Ding!The system has detected that you have opened up the human god pulse!].
 [Ding!Congratulations on activating the god-level massage hand!].
 ......
 (Is anyone watching? Please use your little hands to make a fortune, collect a little bit, send recommended tickets, monthly passes, flowers, and data will explode!).
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 Xu Shan picked up a beautiful little white snake, which became a hit in the live broadcast room. 
 "Xu Shan, do you dare to kiss it?" 
 The little white snake shrank its head and hid, with a look of resistance on its face. 
 "Xu Shan, look at its fangs?" 
 The little white snake spits out its words, its milk is fierce and its milk is fierce. 
 "Xu Shan, let's see if it's male or female?" 
 "Uuuuuuuuuah...so shameful..." 
 The little white snake failed to escape and hung on the window, freezing. 
 Maybe Nuannuan can still be used. 
 Xu Shan hid it under the quilt. 
 I woke up in the middle of the night, and there was a naked beauty under the covers. 
 "Are you that little white snake?" 
 "Bai Suzhen from the slave family."
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 Wang Xuan traveled through the parallel world and became a host of Yangma Main Station, activating the mouth scoop system. 
 Wang Xuan: Welcome to watch this program and pay attention together. 
 How was your sleep? Is it because Obai's brother stayed up late? 
 Lying in bed, I started thinking about life and worrying about the world. 
 After staying up the deepest night, the dark circles under my eyes become more and more intense! 
 At night, my eyes light up and I want to control everything! 
 The sign language teacher next to him was driven crazy, and netizens laughed like crazy. 
 Has the style of Yangma’s main station changed to this? 
 Just when the main station was planning to expel Wang Xuan, Wang Xuan became a hot search topic. 
 Wang Xuan: Today is Women’s Day on March 8th. Happy holiday to all the March 8th residents. 
 The sign language teacher burst out laughing, and netizens laughed until they collapsed. 
 Wang Xuan: Let’s end this show with a song, despicable. 
 Wang Xuan kept talking, but became more and more angry. 
 When the Yangma main station exposes a wrong word, two hundred yuan will be deducted! 
 Netizen: What Wang Xuan lost was wages, but what we gained was happiness. 
 When Wang Xuan appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala, which had poor ratings, exploded.
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 Once Shen Fei traveled through time, he had a star-chasing fiancée 
 Unexpectedly, my fiancée insisted on wearing a wedding dress to watch a star chasing concert 
 "That was my youth! He gave me all the romance and sweetness." 
 "I want to wear a wedding dress to watch the concert and dedicate the most perfect and beautiful me to him! Take wedding photos with him!" 
 "When the time comes, I will wear this wedding dress to marry you!" 
 Shen Fei:? ? ? 
 After repeated warnings to no avail, Shen Fei quit his job overnight, sold his wedding house and ran away. 
 Leave a sentence at the same time 
 "You are right, I also want to dress up, hold roses in my hands, get down on one knee, and pursue the female star of my dreams." 
 "Even if I can't be her prince, I will still be her knight." 
 "To commemorate my youth that is about to pass away and full of regrets!" 
 Just when the whole internet was talking about it 
 A hot search set off the entire Internet. 
 【Shock! A female star was proposed to by a male fan at her concert! 】 
 In an instant, the entire network was in a frenzy!
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 Flirting with celebrities? I like this, suck... 
 Is there any system help? I like this too, suck... 
 This is the best era: a lot of works that have not appeared are all mine; a large number of beautiful girls have not become famous, and they all ask me to help. 
 With the system in hand, I have the world, not to mention a mere star? 
 Wait, why did I become a scientist?
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 Traveling through the parallel world, Su Huaqiang became the social eldest brother of Northeast China, in charge of various industries in Erbin. 
 I originally wanted to live a peaceful life relying on my ancestral property, but one day the Culture and Tourism Bureau came to find me. 
 He said that winter was approaching and his men were too tough. He was afraid of scaring the tourists from the south, so he told his men to hide! 
 Su Huaqiang slapped the table, "What do you mean, you look down on my brother?" Give me a period of time, not only to train them into Jia Ziyin, but also to ensure that tourists from the south will be satisfied when they come, and to build Erbin into the second Bo city! 
 I thought Su Huaqiang was bragging, but soon, the Culture and Tourism Bureau couldn't sit still! 
 My little brother turned into a volunteer and learned the jiazi sound! 
 The group's properties have reduced prices across the board! 
 Buy tanks, decorate scenic spots, invite Oroqen people from the mountains... 
 Su Huaqiang himself even sang at the Ice and Snow Festival, made iron flowers himself... and pampered the southern tourists like little potatoes! 
 After Erbin became famous, Su Huaqiang became the spokesperson for Northeast China. 
 Father Su Huaqiang burst into tears and knelt in front of the ancestral hall. Ancestors, our family is finally cleared!
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 Ye Xuan, the original light, comes to the Ultra Universe. 
 His invincible life is so lonely, and salted fish is the goal he pursues throughout his life. 
 Salted fish makes him happy, but there are always people disturbing his peaceful life. 
 So he stepped on the evil god Gatanjie, punched Sphia, and slashed Hypajedon with his sword. 
 He roared angrily: "I can't let people live a good life anymore."
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 Traveling through a parallel world, Wang Mo found himself participating in a talent show. 
 Just when Wang Mo was about to "make a big move at the beginning", there was a "ding" in his mind. 
 【Ding! System binding successful! Please choose one of the following songs to sing! , 
 1. "Song of the Rice Worker": If you sing this song, you will be eliminated and receive a reward of 100 million yuan! 
 2. "Family with Children": After singing this song, he was eliminated and received a reward of 100 million yuan! 
 3. "Blue Bird": If you sing this song, you will be eliminated and receive a reward of 100 million yuan! 】 
 If you are eliminated by singing, you can get N billion yuan! Who needs to be a star? Why not be a capital! 
 The judge angrily said: "We are a serious talent show, not a stage for children's songs. We must boycott it!" 
 Wang Mo was eliminated as expected. 
 Countless netizens voted to return Wang Mo to the stage, just to have fun. But he found that he was trapped in childhood memories! 
 Eliminate, resurrect. Eliminate again, then resurrect. Finally succeeded in winning the championship, Wang Mo was completely stunned! 
 Yang Mi: "He is the first man to make his debut with children's songs!" 
 Lao Xue: "I am impressed by his talent!"
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 After Su Hang traveled across time, he accidentally met a beautiful woman, and then had no contact with her again. A year later, when Su Hang became an acting teaching assistant at the university, he discovered that the beautiful woman had become his colleague! What’s even more shocking is that he gave birth to six children? "Six treasures in one litter, are you a sow? How can you raise this?!" Fortunately, the Shenhao nanny system was bound in time. "Change diapers, reward: a sports car!" "Teach...
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 Lin Bei's Awakening Movie King Prop System, as long as you use the props, you can obtain some of the skills possessed by the props, and it also comes with god-level acting skills. 
 It just so happened that the lead actor Xiao Xianrou was about to run away due to the director's rebuke. 
 "I can pick anyone to act better than you!" 
 The next second, Lin Bei, who looked confused, was put on a Taoist robe by the director. 
 From now on... 
 Putting on the Taoist robe, he transforms into a Maoshan Heavenly Master, who knows everything about finding gold and tapping acupuncture points. 
 As soon as the wine pot is hung up, the sword rides on the wind to slay demons in the world. A thousand cups of wine will not make you drunk, but I am the wine swordsman. 
 Once the golden hoop is put on, it cannot love you, and if it is taken off, it cannot protect you. 
 With a touch of hairspray, a dollar bill and a cigarette, you become the God of Gamblers, and there is no game that you can't win! 
 … 
 Crew: "Please ask God? Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors! These are all special effects, all rely on props!" 
 Audience: "Believe me, you big-headed ghost? You said that Lin Bei relied entirely on props? I think it is appropriate to invite gods to take over."
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 Lin Qi came to the parallel world and found himself in a global literary creation competition. 
 Just when Lin Qi was confused and thinking about what to do next, the system's beep sounded suddenly in his ears! 
 "What did you say? Contained Object Foundation? Can you fully embody what I wrote into this world?" 
 【Yes! 】 
 Hear a positive answer from the system? 
 Lin Qi's eyes flashed. 
 Therefore, in rounds of randomly selected keyword creation competitions, Lin Qi completely described one familiar Foundation containment object after another. 
 Shy 096; 
 cute 173; 
 Kind 106; 
 Holy Hands and Miracle Doctor 049; 
 ... 
 While the audience and judges were immersed in these bizarre, terrifying, strange, or dreamy stories, what no one knew was... 
 These fictional characters... 
 He is also coming to this world quietly!
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 Chen Yi traveled to another world and participated in a variety show. 
 He formed a team with Yang Mi, Zhao Jinmai and several other amateurs to carry out various simulated crimes. The police were responsible for tracking down and solving their crimes. 
 The program aims to entertain the public, but also warns everyone that no matter what kind of crime they commit, they will be cracked by the police, so they must abide by the law. 
 However, Chen Yi's appearance changed everything. 
 "He is not forging counterfeit banknotes, he is completely making real banknotes." 
 "I've seen all kinds of bank robberies, but this is the first time I've seen someone use magic to empty a bank." 
 "It's crazy. He really escaped from the devil's prison." 
 The program team is panicking. If this continues, won’t it become a crime of propaganda?
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 Kong Xuan, who was visiting his girlfriend's house for the first time, always felt that something was wrong. 
 As soon as his girlfriend's father met him, he took out a Desert Eagle made of gold and asked him to shoot it twice to try it out. 
 Without saying a word, his girlfriend's mother handed him a check for five million and asked him to leave her daughter. 
 There is also the old man who is a famous pianist who insists on showing off his talents and will not give up until he is satisfied. 
 In fact, this is a prank show called "Human Observation". 
 The director team arranged specific roles and observed a series of ridiculous reactions of the people being tricked. 
 Obviously, the person who was tricked in this issue was Kong Xuan. 
 However, Kong Xuan's performance surprised everyone. 
 "Uncle, you really know how to joke. Where did you buy such a realistic sand eagle model?" 
 "Auntie...the format of your check is wrong. Is it a fake?" 
 "Grandpa, I don't know much about other talents, so I'll just play you a piece of "Piano Concerto No. 3"..." 
 The audience was confused: "Good guy, you call this guy a human being??"
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 Traveling through the parallel world, Chen Ze became an embalmer. 
 "Ozawa, the outside world has a lot of prejudice against us funeral industry workers. You should do something." 
 "Director, how can I get out?" 
 "I helped you sign up for a celebrity romance show. Once you are selected, you can show off what it means to be a talent in the funeral industry." 
 "..." 
 In this way, under the deception of his boss, Chen Ze joined the love show. 
 As luck would have it, the three descriptions given to him by the program team perfectly attracted Boss Yang. 
 A master of makeup, first-rate in speaking, and precise in heat, isn't this the perfect boyfriend? 
 I can put on makeup, speak, and cook! 
 "Chen Ze, what do you do?" 
 "The undertaker." 
 It turns out that the so-called "make-up expert" is one who applies make-up to the deceased, has "first-class pronunciation", is good at hosting farewell ceremonies, has "accurate heat", and is proficient in the cremation machine! 
 At this moment, Boss Yang was numb.
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